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Emma Roberts is so over Chord Overstreet. Jessica Simpson is determined to "waddle" her way to the Super Bowl. And Katrina Bowden got engaged! See the ring inside.
Screening Room: Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence Will Star in Another Film Together
Also: Why is Jim Carrey dressed as a human piñata? And how will the SAG awards affect the Oscar race? Find out inside.
Video of the Day: Kristen Bell Loves Sloths, Has Panic Attack
What does Kristen Bell do when she finds out a sloth is coming to her birthday party? Not what you'd expect, actually.
Madge Gets Goofy
You'll be seeing a lot of Madonna over the past couple of weeks. Why not get the party started with some of her goofiest shots?
Rant: L.A. Teacher Charged with Lewd Acts on 23 Children
Warning: This story is sickening.
Excerpt from the latimes:
A teacher who taught for three decades at Miramonte Elementary School in South L.A. has been arrested and charged with lewd acts on 23 children for allegedly tying them up, placing giant cockroaches on their faces and possibly feeding them his semen from a spoon.
Mark Berndt, 61, was taken into custody Monday after a nearly yearlong investigation by the L.A. County sheriff’s special victims unit that began when a photo processor turned over pictures of some of the alleged acts to authorities.
Capt. Mike Parker of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department said the victims identified so far are 23 boys and girls aged 7 to 10 who had contact with Berndt between 2008 and 2010.
Are you kidding me? Feeding them his own semen? I’ve heard so many sick stories that it’s hard to be shocked by anything anymore, but this is truly shocking. How did no one know what was going on? It just amazes me that things like this can take place and no one seems to notice. According to the story, this was going on between 2008 and 2010. For two years this sick, evil person was torturing children and no one knew. And, it probably was going on longer than that, considering he taught for three decades.
It seems like we are hearing stories similar to this one more and more now. A person that kids are supposed to be able to trust. Heck, a person that parents are supposed to be able to trust. He was a teacher! If you can’t trust your teacher, who can you trust? First it started with not taking your kids trick-or-treating anymore because you couldn’t trust the people handing out the candy. Are parents now supposed to home school their children and only let them play in the backyard?
How bad does it have to get before people start noticing and taking action before it’s too late. It’s just so bizarre to me that people like, Berndt or Sandusky can be abusing children for years and no one notices. Or they do notice but they don’t do anything to stop it! How on earth could you not stop it? Just think of how these poor children must feel; just think about how much this has messed up their life.
Something needs to be done about this. I don’t know what the answer is, but I do know there is a solution out there. Sadly, whatever the solution is, it will not stop it completely. However, it can be greatly reduced; we can protect future children from sick individuals like Berndt.
No child should have to go through such abuse.
We pray for the victims.
Three Way
With 'Twilight' fans eagerly anticipating the final film, and 'Hunger Games' about to take over Hollywood, it's time to celebrate the best big screen love triangles.
Look of the Day: Jennifer Aniston’s Beaded LBD
Jennifer went minimalist-chic in this black mini for the DGA Awards.
Blake Griffin’s Dunk of the Year! [INSANE VIDEO INSIDE]
Something special happened Monday and the sports world is still buzzing over it. Blake Griffin provided sports fans all over the world with the dunk of the year and perhaps the past few years, as well. The insane dunk happened in the third quarter of the Clipper’s game against Oklahoma City. Blake received a nice feed from Chris Paul and then took the ball to the hoop. But, he didn’t just “take” the ball to the hoop; he jumped over an outmatched Kendrick Perkins and proceeded to posterize him.
You should tell stories about this dunk to your future grandchildren. Kendrick Perkins will be calling Blake Griffin, “Dada” for a long time. Perkins had this to say after the game, “It happens. At the end of the day, if you’re a shot-blocker you’re going to get dunked on. It was a great play he made. Obviously, I wish I wasn’t in it.” Poor guy. He is going to have nightmares of that dunk for the rest of his life.
Blake Griffin knew he just did something special, “By the crowd’s reaction you can kind of gauge how it was. My second gauge is DJ’s reaction. He came up and like arm-locked me. I couldn’t breathe. I had to like pull him off.” He said.
But, Chris Paul summed it all up by saying, “That’s one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.”
Bravo, Blake! Respect.
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The X Factor Cleans House! Who Do You Think Should Move In?
After a mediocre first season The X Factor has been cleaning house. Host Steve Jones was fired, Nicole Scherzinger was fired and now Paula Abdul has been fired. So, basically everyone has been fired except Simon and for some reason I don’t see Simon firing himself. I think he is safe.
Sources have told TMZ that Paula got the news from a lawyer connected with the show. That has to hurt, yeah? After Simon personally brought her on the show, he didn’t even have the guts to fire her. Sources also say that Simon has not found any replacements, yet.
Why leave it all up to Simon? He didn’t seem to pick a good first group, should we really trust him to pick another one? Why don’t we throw some suggestions his way? I am going to list a few candidates below and you all should do the same.
Host: Bob Barker. He’s not doing anything anymore and he was great on The Price Is Right. Plus if it doesn’t work out this season, they won’t have to worry about firing him! Old age will take care of that for them.
Judge #1: Herman Cain. Come on, do I even need to explain this? It’s a proven fact that sprinkling a little bit of Herman Cain on your show will increase awesomeness by 15%…plus his 999 plan can easily be adapted for judging.
Judge #2: Andy Dick. This is a selfish pick. I just think TV would be better if Andy Dick was on it more. He is an America hero and he deserves to be treated like one!
Who do you have in mind?
Ambien Pizza
At 12:30 pm, PST, I woke up to a guy with black knee high socks ringing my doorbell with an unexpected pizza delivery. Large Supreme with extra pepperoni, anchovies on the side, garlic bread, a side order of buffalo wings and a 2 liter bottle of cola. I tell him that he must’ve made a mistake, he proceeds to tell me that the order was placed and already paid for online by a Brian Shae, including tip…
Now Im freaking out! I’m a victim of credit card fraud and did the identity thief just sent me a pizza as a final slap to the face and included TIP??? WTF??? Someone out there has my name, credit card, address and knows exactly how I order my pizza. This someone knows me all too well, could he/she also possibly be a stalker? I need to call the pizza place and talk to the manager to get more information. So I take out my cell phone and as Im about to call, I notice that my web browser is open to the pizza restaurants website. I look closer to find a virtual receipt that says “Thank you, your order has been placed.” I look over at my desk and see my bottle of ambien and a post-it that reads “PIZZA, 12:30″
“Ahahahaha! Im such a good friend to myself…”
Gorgeous Adriana Lima in sexy bikini photo shoot
There’s something about Adriana Lima that gets me every time. Sure she’s stunning but a lot of models are. I think that’s a prerequisite for becoming a model. For me, Adriana is a lot more than another gorgeous model though. There’s something about her that’s unique and a little unusual. She isn’t typical. Sure she’s got a killer body and a gorgeous face but there’s just something more there even if I can’t quite figure out what that ‘something’ is. Every time I get a new set of Adriana Lima pics to write about, I know she’s going to look stunning but I also know there’s going to be more to the pictures than just a hot lady in a bikini. I can’t wait for the next set!
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Rant: The Uni-Boob Gown
Yes, you heard that right. A boob gown. Alta Rome, Rome’s version of Fashion Week, tends to draw some of the quirkiest and most eccentric fashion designers our planet can boast. They’re definitely not Milan, London, or even New York, but they show more skin and innovation that many of the most esteemed Fashion Weeks. But, there was one dress that went beyond quirky, beyond eccentric, beyond flamboyant, and even beyond bizarre.
Now, don’t get me wrong, this dress wasn’t the only weird dress that Alta Rome showed us. There was one dress with a skirt made up of umbrellas, one that was a gigantic broken heart, and another of designer Gianni Molaro’s odd creations was worn by the woman who supplied the music for the show. She wore a red… well, dress doesn’t really describe it accurately, seeing as how the skirt of the ‘dress’ looked like a tentacle from a giant squid. She was hung by a bell hop’s trolley in her red squid gown as she played her electric violin.
But, the most bizarre dress of Molaro’s, by far, was the uni-boob gown, a nude colored dress which sported a gigantic boob sewn on the chest. It looked like your average weird dress while the model had her straight jacket covered arms crossed over her chest; but when she put her arms down, the crowd caught site of the real show stopper: what had to be the equivalent of a Size FFF breast. Yeeeeeah…
You know, I’m thinking I should go into fashion design. Yep, mm-hmm… cause if this is all it takes to wow some rich people in suits, then I’ll just wrap a chick in duct tape, glue jelly beans to her nipples, and call it good.
Is Perez Hilton Dead???
That’s what Twitter is saying. In fact, RIP Perez Hilton is a trending topic right at this moment. Upon hearing the news, I immediately jumped onto a search engine, silently praying ‘Please, say it ain’t so. Please, say it ain’t so.’
But, after typing in the words ‘Perez Hilton dies’ I was relieved and perturbed to find that there was absolutely nothing, nada, niete. No one was talking about it; so, what to do… Go to the source, that’s what. So, clicking on the trending link in Twitter, what did I find? Thousands of tweets saying that the annoying and flamboyant Perez Hilton won’t be missed. And, while that’s mean, it’s also quite hysterical.
But, there was one tweet that caught my eye… the one from Perez Hilton himself that said, ‘Yes!!!!!!! RIP Perez Hilton is trending!!! First @Cher, now ME! I LOVE it!!!!’ Wow… really, dude? And I was actually worried about your ass. Hmph.
So, to all of you Perez lovers, he’s not dead… just an ass. And to all of you Perez haters — well, better luck next time. 
Twyla R. – West Haven, CT
Twyla R. Profile
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 135 lbs.
Measurements: 34-26-36
Profession: Model
Relationship Status: Single
Ethnicity: Black
Who is your celebrity crush?
My celebrity crush would have to be Tom Brady.
What is one junk food you can’t live without?
I absolutely LOVE HARIBO GUMMY BEARS 
How did you get into modeling?
Modeling has always been a passion of mine; I always wanted to be a model but didn’t know how to go about it, so I did my research I went surfing the web and asking questions. I eventually built my portfolio with some really great photographers I knew that I wanted to do high fashion, editorial, & runway so I portrayed that in my photos. I went on many castings and did runway shows etc… Each day I learned more and more about the modeling industry. I absolutely love modeling and I will continue pushing until I am a successful model.
What is the one thing you can not live without?
I couldn’t live without my family.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
My biggest pet peeve is being around people who live very junky or who aren’t very clean =/
VOTE FOR Twyla R.
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Did Khloe Steal the Limelight in the Kardashian’s Topless Jeans Ad?!?!
The Kardashian girl’s new line of denim jeans created for curvacious figures are eye catching enough when you put them on Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe; but, when they decided to spice it up and go topless for the ad… yeah, that was pure genius.
Of course, they kept their modesty by covering their goods with their arms… unfortunately. But, that doesn’t mean that the pictures aren’t sexy as hell, because they are definitely that. Kim posted on her website, ‘Kourt, Khloe and I decided to go natural for our Kardashian Kollection denim shoot with Nick Saglimbeni and pose in only our favorite jeans! What do you think of the pic? I think it’s such a beautiful shot and Khloe and Kourtney both look so stunning! Xo’
Indeed, Kim, it is a beautiful shot. But, it certainly wasn’t what many expected. How is that, you ask? Well, normally it’s Kim’s booty that steals the show in any photo she’s in… but did one sister outshine her? It is entirely possible that, yes, one sister did. And it’s probably not the sister people would automatically think of, either.
Khloe, the Kardashian sister who many believe is the ugly duckling of the bunch, shined brighter than she ever has… and all in the wake of her daddy drama — you remember, right? Where two of her late father’s ex-wives came out to the tabloids saying that Khloe’s father was, in all actuality, not even her biological father. At one point, there was even a rumor that the locked up OJ Simpson was actually Khloe’s father. Mmm, sorry, think not.
Even through all of the controversy, Khloe managed to look unbelievably stunning in all of her shots. But, what do you think, were Khloe’s hot curves and slimmer figure enough to outshine her sisters?
The Magic Have Lost Their Magic
The Orlando Magic were riding high after their win against the Lakers back on the 20th. However, they have completely lost it since then. In the past six games they have won just one game, and they are currently on a four game losing streak. That doesn’t sound too bad, but I haven’t told you just how bad they are losing. Take a look at the scores from their past five losses…
87-56
91-83
93-67
106-85
74-69
That is ugly. Their offense is really struggling right now. They haven’t broken the 90 point mark since their last win.
So, what exactly is going on down there in Orlando? Well, Head Coach Stan Van Gundy knows what the problems are, but he doesn’t quite know how to fix them, yet.
“It’s the whole thing. We were awful…three worst losses we’ve had since I’ve been here over a matter of five days. It’s tough to take. We were sitting at 11-4 and playing well. All of a sudden – other than the Indiana game – we’re falling apart.” Gundy told reporters. He continued…
“It’s easy to come up with the reasons. I could be a sportswriter doing that. I don’t mean that even jokingly …it’s always easy to find the reasons. That’s not hard. The hard part is to solve it.”
Easy? Excuse me. Being a sportswriter is a tough and dangerous job. Anyway, it’s clear that the Magic are starting to crumble and there isn’t much Gundy can do about it. And, that’s not just me talking, that is coming from a Magic player…
“I would say he is not getting through like he usually does. It’s on us as professionals to put things back together. But there is a lot of tension when you’re losing, so Stan kind of gets tuned out. It’s not his fault, but it is what it is.”
Well, that certainly doesn’t sound good. Perhaps Gundy could try shaving that ‘stache of his, if I was a player I would have a hard time listening to him, too. I’d be too busy staring at the caterpillar above his lip.
Newt Gingrich Vs. Survivor: When Bands Get Mad at Republican Politicians
Newt Gingrich is going to have to look for a new pump-up jam. He should consider giving Ted Nugent a call.
Jolene M. – Hollywood, CA
Jolene M. Profile
Height: 5’0″
Weight: 94 lbs.
Measurements: 34-22-33
Profession: Sales Associate
Relationship Status: Taken
Ethnicity: Italian & Filipino
Who is your celebrity crush?
Julian McMahanon
Have you traveled outside of the U.S? If so, where?
I’ve been to Greece, Turkey & Netherlands.
What is the nerdiest thing you do?
Play video games on my days off :p I also love to read!
What attracts you most to a man?
Confidence! Australian accent doesn’t hurt either…
Would you ever date someone just because they have a lot of money?
Absolutely not. I’d rather much be happy and be with someone that I love. Plus, I have my own wallet
Have you ever been camping?
I’m from Ohio, what do you think? I love camping!!
Who’s the one celebrity of the same sex that you would have sex with?
Megan Fox. No words.
Have you ever had plastic surgery? If not, would you?
I haven’t actually. It’s hard living in Hollywood and not thinking about it… but I have a very different look. I intend on staying the way I am.
Out of all the Presidents, who do you think has been the hottest?
JFK!
Creepiest pick-up line that has ever been used on you?
Do you have a mirror on your jeans? ‘Cause I can see myself in them. (Fail)
VOTE FOR JOLENE M.
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Hot or Not: Rose Byrne’s Elie Saab Couture Jumpsuit
Rose Byrne went bold at the SAG Awards on Sunday. Would you have taken the plunge in this couture jumpsuit?
Keepin’ It Cool
From facial hair to cardigans, here's our extremely subjective list of Hollywood's most bohemian stars.
Poll of the Day: Who Should Win Best Actress at the Oscars?
Meryl Streep may look like a shoo-in, but that doesn't mean she should win. Or does it?
TV Roundup: Entire ‘Arrested Development’ Cast Confirmed for Revival
The whole Bluth clan is back in action! Plus, an Oscar winner is coming to 'Downton Abbey' and 'Fear Factor' finally reaches its own limits of grossness.
The Daily Fix-ation for 1/30/12
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to January 30th’s post of The Daily Fix-ation — where we find two of the hottest hotties of the day — and of course, one that’s more like room temperature — and bring them all to one place for your viewing pleasure! There’s nothing better than sitting back, relaxing, and scrutinizing the TnA of the most bangable babes. So, without further ado, here’s the two sexy hotties and the one ugly body!
Candice Swanepoel — Candice Swanepoel… what can you say, really? This woman is a goddess! Everything about her — from her blonde tresses to her ample badonkadonk — screams SEX… even to a woman like me! We were lucky enough to get a hold of the candids from her St. Bart’s bikini photo shoot… which are always the best. Why, you ask? Because, companies are constantly photoshopping even the slightest imperfections in their models, portraying them to be perfect when we know damn well that they’re not. But, with Candice Swanepoel… yeah, even her candids are perfect, and that’s sayin’ something!
Natalie Velez — Yep, I’ve got no clue who this chick is. But, who cares?! She’s stunningly gorgeous and she’s got the best arse of any Natalie I’ve ever seen! (Case in point: Natalie Nunn… yeah, nuff said.) But, this is one Natalie that I sure don’t mind seeing in the Besame Lingerie line… and I sure do hope we get to see more just like it.
Lara Bingle — It’s really not that twenty-four year old Australian model Lara Bingle has an ugly face, but she does have one ugly body! The pictures of her day at one of Australia’s most beautiful beaches were quite alright… until she decided to sit down… and turn around… and untie the strings of her bikini top. So, to break this down for you: She has a cellulite filled ass, and a belly that would do better in a tankini (or a bulky sweater.) But, what set off my gag reflex was when she decided to untie the strings of her bikini top. What had been a nice, sexy set of perky boobs turned into some saggy balloons filled with lumpy pudding. Yeah… they’re that bad.
Tuned In: Elton John Takes Jabs at Madonna, Super Bowl Performances
Elton thinks Madonna could do a great job lip-syncing, but that's about it. Harsh.
Video of the Day: Ferris Bueller Rides Again in New Super Bowl Ad
This time around, Matthew Broderick has traded his Ferrari 250GT for a Honda CR-V.
What Was the Best Musical Act in Super Bowl History?
Madonna and Kelly Clarkson are set to perform at Super Bowl XLVI this weekend, but where will they stack up against past year's acts?
Who’s the Best ‘American Idol’ Alum?
Some 'Idol' contestants have gone on to amazing music careers, while others have fallen out of the spotlight. But which 'Idol' alum do you think is the best?
Michael Johnson Is Taking a New Approach to Fighting
Johnson just recently defeated Shane Roller which improved his record to 10-6 MMA and 2-2 UFC. He seems to be putting things together now and he credits his football playing days for that. “I had good footwork because I was a running back.’ Johnson told MMA junkie radio.
Experts noted his improved footwork, his ability to cut angles and out strike Roller in exchanges. “It was something I’d do in practice because I always had that worry about what if my legs get tired, or what if I slip and he takes me down. So I was like, ‘I’m just going to fight like I play football.’ “
Johnson is pretty optimistic about his future. Saying, “I know I’m going to be getting stiffer competition, which I can’t wait. This lightweight division is completely stacked. I want to fight the best of the best. I want to fight anybody and everybody who’s trying to move up in the division and trying to keep me in the back of the line. I want to take their spot.” He goes on to say, “This is my year. I’m collecting chins on my mantle. It’s empty right now, but it will be full by the end of the year.”
Pretty tough talk for someone who is trying to move up in the ranks. He might have created an even bigger target on his back, but he seems to be up for the challenge.
Game: Who Was Best Dressed at the 2012 SAG Awards?
From lacy frocks to Grecian-gowns, there was no shortage of haute looks at the 2012 SAG Awards. Who rocked the best look?
The always classy Tila Tequila
I know sarcasm doesn’t always come across on the internet so let me clear up any confusion the title of this post might’ve caused. There is nothing – and I mean nothing – classy about Tila Tequila. She’s is pretty much the walking, talking definition of trashy but for some reason I will never be able to explain, I find her absolutely fascinating. It makes no sense. Generally, people like Tila – women and men who would do anything, say anything and exploit anything to become famous or stay in the spotlight – irk me beyond words. While Tila is no exception, I can’t help finding her interesting. Here in Santa Monica, California, Tila straps on a pair of roller blades and little else and shows off for the camera. Her fifteen minutes of fame was up about half an hour ago but she still manages to get people to take her picture and still gets people like me to write about her. Like I said, fascinating.
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Mavericks Will Be Without Kidd for At Least a Week
Jason Kidd is getting, scratch that Jason Kidd is old and when you’re old you tend to get hurt a lot. Kidd is being sidelined with a strained right calf for at least a week. However, Coach Rick Carlisle seems to think it will be a little longer than a week.
The injury occurred during Friday’s game against the Utah Jazz. Kidd was playing defense just 2 minutes into the game when he tried to plant while trying to draw a charge. “I felt like I got kicked in the calf.” Kidd said. He actually had to be informed by a trainer that no one actually hit him in the leg. Kidd also said that he was happy that it was “just a strain.”
Remember Kidd has already missed four games earlier this month due to a lower back injury. Is this a sign, perhaps? Will he even make it through the season? Only time will tell. It’s not just Kidd who has faced a lot of injuries this season, though. It seems like a lot of players are not properly conditioned because of the shortened season. Dirk Nowitzki just came back from taking four games off to work on his sore right knee.
It’ll be interesting to see if the players get stronger throughout the season, or if they will continue to get these nagging little injuries. Will there be anyone standing in the playoffs? Will Lebron and Wade be able to crawl their way to the championship? We’ll find out soon enough.
Stunning new bikini pics of Adriana Lima
I’d have to imagine it’s hard to pull off a bikini photo shoot without making it look over rehearsed or over posed. I’m not sure Adriana Lima completely nails the ‘natural’ sort of vibe in these pictures but I don’t think that really matters. Sure some of the shots here look a little forced but when the subject is as hot as Adriana it’s hard to complain. I love everything about Adriana. There’s something unique about her that really appeals to me and even when she’s clearly turning it on for the camera, she does it so well it’s hard to hold it against her. I’m quite sure I could look at bikini shots of Adriana all day and be perfectly happy with that.
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Manning vs. Brady: Who Wins On A Personal Level?
There has been a large deposit of, “Manning vs. Brady” articles and most of them only look at the stats. Sometimes you need a little more than stats to see who has the advantage. I know what you are thinking, “What? Like game footage?” No, not game footage. Today we are going to look at their personal lives. Who has the better life? Eli Manning or Tom Brady? Let’s take a look…
I am going to be awarding them points for each category. Age, Hometown, Love life, Home life and Charity work. I can give them anywhere between 1-50 points. Whoever racks up the most points becomes the champ.
Eli Manning: is 31 years old and his birthday falls on January 3rd. He was born in a little town you might have heard of, New Orleans. He is listed at being around 6’4 and 218 lb. He went to college in Mississippi and was the number one draft pick in 2004. Manning graduated from the University of Mississippi with a degree in marketing and a GPA of 3.44
Manning proposed to his wife back in 2007, Manning and his wife Abbey have been together since college. The couple got married in a private ceremony in Mexico. They have had one daughter together and during the season they live in Hoboken, New Jersey. Manning has a long history of charity work, both he and his brother volunteered after hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans. The pair helped deliver over 30,000 pounds of water, Gatorade, baby formula, pumice and pillows to the people of New Orleans. He has also been the host of Guiding Eyes for the Blind’s Golf Classic.
What does all of that mean? Well, let’s break it down.
Age: Solid age. It’s important to note he looks younger than 31, which will benefit him in the future. I give him 43 points out of the possible 50.
Hometown: New Orleans. It’s a great city, history, music, great food and attitude. However, it is in a very vulnerable place, if you move to New Orleans you are taking a bit of a risk. Plus with all of the spicy foods in New Orleans, you will be investing a lot of money in toilet paper. So is the risk worth the reward? I think not. It’s a nice vacation spot, but I wouldn’t want to live there. I give him 21 points.
Love life: This is a tough one because he is married and one would assume that he is in love, so his love life must be great. But, you don’t really think it’s that simple do you? No. You see they have been together since college which means Eli has been chained down for a long time. High School was the only time in his life where he could play the field. I think Eli has been severely deprived in his love life, he might secretly be wishing he hadn’t popped the question so soon. I give him 26 points.
Home life: His home life should be pretty rewarding. He has a daughter and a wife he can come back home to after a tough night on the field. No matter how much he might suck that night on the field, he will always have that love at home. I give him 43 points. It could have been a perfect 50 but let’s face it, kids are annoying sometimes.
Charity work: Eli seems to be a pretty charitable guy and he even helped out his hometown in their time of need, which means he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. I give him 46 points.
Total points: 179.
Now we move on to Tom Brady…
Tom Brady: is 34 years old, and his birthday falls on August 3rd. He was born in San Mateo, California. He is listed at being around 6’4 and weighing 225 lb. Brady played college football at Michigan and was drafted in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft.
He has two kids with two different women. Brady had his first child with actress Bridget Moynaham; they dated from 2004 until late 2006. Brady is now married to Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen and they have one child together. Gisele and Brady will celebrate their three year anniversary on the 26th of February. Tom Brady has been heavily involved with, ‘Best Buddies International.’ He also went on an eight day trip to Ghana and Uganda to help fight extreme poverty and AIDS.
Age: He is three years older than Eli Manning, but he also looks younger than he actually is. I’ll give him 41 points.
Hometown: San Mateo, California. Not as well known as New Orleans but it seems like a pretty nice place. It’s close to San Francisco, has a great downtown area and has a very low crime rate. It has pretty nice weather; San Mateo has a lot going for it, except one big thing. John Madden went to college in San Mateo and that is going to hurt Brady a little bit in the points department. I give him 30 points, but it could have been a lot more.
Love life: This is a complicated one. If you looked at it just on paper you would think that Eli has clearly had the better love life. But when the paper has a supermodel on it…you kind of need pictures. Brady certainly has Eli beat in the sex life department, but love life? No. I am giving him 20 points, but I will add a high five for landing a babe like Gisele.
Home life: He has one more kid than Eli and his home life might be a little hectic, considering the two kids have different mothers. You know how the Holidays go, right? You have to deal with a double dose of crap from annoying family members. I imagine his home life is a lot harder than Eli’s. I give him 31 points.
Charity work: Brady has done some charity and his work with Best Buddies International is very admirable. However, his charity work wasn’t as easy to find as Eli’s charity work. It seems like Eli might be a little more giving than Mr. Brady. I give him 37 points.
Total points: 159 points.
WINNER: ELI MANNING!
Who Watched the Pro Bowl?
Did you? Probably not. Let’s face it, the Pro Bowl is about as exciting as watching your kid’s flag football game. However, since it is sort of our job to deliver you with the latest sports news…we had to watch. Luckily there were a few exciting plays and a few laughs throughout the game.
Brandon Marshall stole the show this year. He caught six passes for 176 yards and four touchdowns, which is a Pro Bowl record. His four touchdowns helped propel the AFC to an easy 59-41 victory. Marshall not only provided the touchdowns, he provided almost all of the excitement. Late in the third quarter, Marshall made an insane touchdown pass. The ball had been deflected and Marshall somehow caught it, while lying on his back! You’ll see it on the highlight reel, don’t worry. Marshall made another great touchdown catch in the fourth quarter, and went on to be the Pro Bowl MVP.
Brandon Marshall was certainly the star of the night, but how about the loser? Well, that would have to go to Cam Newton. They say first impressions are everything…well Cam Newton did not make a great first impression to the Pro Bowl audience. The crowd could be heard booing Newton throughout the 4th quarter.
All in all it was your typical Pro Bowl game. A lot of offense, a lot of fun and no defense at all.
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