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Kristen Wiig Spoofs Lana Del Rey on ‘Saturday Night Live’
Kristen's imitation of the controversial performer had audience members shrieking with laughter.
Avery B. – Los Angeles, CA
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Avery B. Profile
Height: 5’7
Weight: 125 lbs.
Measurements: 34-25-37
Profession: Model
Relationship Status: Single
Ethnicity: Asian, Irish
What turns you on?
I am turned on by the confidence of a man. There is nothing more sexy to me than a man that walks in a room and knows exactly what he wants — and what he wants is me — is a big turn-on!
What is your favorite food, film and music band?
My favorite foods are gummy bears and French toast : ). No one really expects a lingerie model to like those types of foods, but how many Asian girls do you know that have the kind of butt that I have? LOL. My favorite movie is Inception with Leonardo Di Caprio, loved it. As far as my favorite type of music, it is Hip Hop and R&B… so you will find Lil Wayne and Drake in my iPod T all times.
What drink should we buy you on a night out?
I am easy to buy for at the bar. Just fill me up with Vodka and Cranberry and I am better than good… I’m great!
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
I only have my ears pierced and I do have one tattoo in a very special place, so you’ll have to guess where that is.
What is the sexiest item of clothing you own?
The sexiest item of clothes I have right now are some of the things I have on in these photos. I love lingerie and I buy it constantly. If you want to know where I am in the mall, check the lingerie store.
What’s your perfect night out?
My perfect night out is in Las Vegas or Miami, I love those two places. I love to travel by plane, get off , go to my room, get cleaned up, hit the party, have a drink, and dance ’til my feet hurt… wake up and do it all over again. Hey, while I’m still young I’m gonna have as much fun as possible.
High heels or sneakers?
Very high heels! LOL, I don’t think I own one pair of sneakers.
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Gorgeous Tulisa Contostavlos out in LA
Tulisa Contoslavlos is a gorgeous woman and I want to comment on that, but first, I need to talk about her shoes. I’m not a terribly fashion conscious person but let me tell you – those shoes? Incredible. It’s been a long time since I’ve fallen in love with footwear but these are the kind of shoes I could spend the rest of my life with. Anyway, now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk about there pictures of singer/actress Tulisa Contoslavlos in LA. She looks fabulous. I love her outfit. It’s cute, girly and very flattering. I know her more as a judge on “X-Factor” than as a singer but I love her all the same. There’s just something about this girl that makes me smile. Love these pictures!
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Why The Giants Will Not Win The Super Bowl
A week ago I posted this article, and Manning came out on top. So, for a week I was predicting that the Giants would win the Super Bowl. However that all changed yesterday when this heartbreaking story came out…
Apparently for a few minutes the image you see above was posted on “giants.com” any sports fan knows how big of a jinx that is, even if it was only on there a few minutes. The damage has already been done. The NFL came out with a statement yesterday and said the following…
“It is common practice for both teams to create web pages in advance of the conference championship games and Super Bowl. In this case, the hidden URL for the page was inadvertently available for a brief period of time while it was being positioned on the NFL server for possible post tomorrow night.”
That is a fine excuse, but it doesn’t change the fact that people saw it. The jinx is now in spin cycle and there is only one thing that can stop it. The Patriots have to accidentally jump the gun, as well. But, I do not see that happening, considering all of the backlash the Giants have received from this. You may all think I am crazy for believing in such things but a lot of sports fans do, it’s not just me.
Plus, I have had some experience in this area. Last year the Rangers were so very close to winning the World Series when a local news station sent out a text saying, “The Rangers are World Series Champs.” And of course we all know what happened after that. The 9th inning meltdown in game six…lose game seven, and I spend five weeks crying in my shower.
My official prediction for the Super Bowl: Patriots win in a come from behind victory. 31-24
Gambling Lesson
As a parent, my job is to teach my sons about all the lessons life has to offer. It’s my job to be open, understanding and honest. When it comes to my boys, I want to teach them everything my father taught me and anything else that falls inbetween. I don’t ever want them to be afraid or embarrassed to ask me anything. When the topic of sex came up in our house, we talked about the birds and the bees at the level of understanding and age appropriately taylored to each child. We’ve had conversations on drugs, strangers, drinking, fighting, religion, war, tolerance, racism and just about every other -ism. A couple weeks ago we talked about the lottery, Las Vegas and gambling. I told them how exciting it is to win and how easily you can fall into a form of addiction in the process, win or lose.
Fast forward to tonight and this is how that lesson was learned.
Boy 2 of 3: “Dad, I want to buy a lottery ticket. I’ve saved up a dollar and I want to get one. Is that ok?”
Me: “You’re most likely to lose and waste your money…why don’t you save it and buy something you really want later? Something you need. Maybe some more LEGO sets?”
Boy 2 of 3: “I did save and now want to get a scratcher, PLEASE??? It’s just a dollar”
Me: (Let’s teach him a lesson about the pains of losing his hard earned money in the blink of an eye.) Ok, if that’s what you really want. But you can’t be sad when you lose your money, ok?
Boy 2 of 3: “REALLY?! WoooHoooo!”
So we make our way to 7-Eleven to buy some cigarettes, a couple 40 oz of *Mickey’s Malt Liquor (*not affiliated with Disney) and a scratcher. I hand him the ticket and a quarter to scratch the numbers…
Me: “Now remember not to get upset when…”
Boy 2 of 3: “DAD, I WON! If you get 3 of the same numbers you win that amount right? I won! I won! I’m RICH!!!”
Me: “Give me back my quarter.”
Dear Shae, I think I’m gay… -Jon D
Dear Shae, I think I’m gay but I don’t know how to go about finding out. Advice?
- Jon D
Dear Jon D,
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
If you desire someone that is of the same sex…
If you are thinking, “hey that penis look really nice.” even though you have your own…
Whatever the case may be, be true to yourself…
Try a tranny first, ease into your new lifestyle. Chew some skittles…if your skittles erection lasts longer than four hours, then yes you’re gay and it’s okay…
Have a questions you’d like Shae to answer?
Somewhere Under This Keg, Lies A Six-Pack
Every year I always say I want to lose some weight, I want to get fit, I want to go to the gym and sweat my ass off. Unfortunately my desire to eat, drink and be merry always wins. I’d much rather make my favorite pasta dish with garlic toast than run on a treadmill. I’d much rather drink a pitcher of my favorite beer with my buddies than have them spot me while I do squats. I’d much rather hear my kids say, “Dad you look like a superhero!” , rather than “Dad you look pregnant.”
Every year I get inspired and motivated to shake the keg away and reveal the six pack, washboard abs that have been dying to come out! I’m going to shed off all this extra weight and oil my body up everywhere I go, no matter where I go! People are going to walk up to me, asking to touch my muscles and I will proudly flex for them and make ducky faces while doing so. I will buy t-shirts that are too small and they will be so tight that one might think they were painted on me. I’m going to flex for no f*cking reason and stretch my neck from side to side as I stand in random places. I’m going to bend my arm up 90 degrees and point forward every opportunity I get to give directions. I’m going to drink blended steak and raw eggs. I’m going lift people way up above my head because I can. I’m going to buy a bidet because my arms will be so huge, I wouldn’t otherwise be able to wipe my ass.
To accomplish this I need to have a plan and follow it with precision. Gym membership…I will get a personal trainer this time to give me encouragement as I strive to meet my goals. I will need to consult a nutritionist and cut out the junk. I’m going to need new clothes to fit me better as the lbs melt away. I’ll also need a new car, a car with just as much muscle as its owner. I’ll need to find a new job, one that will allow me to flex. I’ll have to find a whole new set of friends, friends that want to work out. ALL. THE. TIME. and we will all sychronize flex. I’ll need to divorce my wife because even though she likes the new, buff me, she will hate the fact that I spend more time on my body than hers. I’ll need to move out and find a new home…maybe one close to a GNC. I’ll need the GNC because they have vitamins. Vitamins will be my new meals inbetween meals. I’m going to buy fitness magazines to go along with my vitamins. I’ll also learn some MMA. I’ll need to buy a few “TAPOUT” t-shirts to let everyone know, that I know…MMA. Some bonehead will challenge me to a fight because he is jealous of my awesomeness. We will have a giant brawl outside of Buca di Beppo and somehow throw each other through the glass window of the kitchen, where I will come face to face with some garlic toast.
“What? Why yes, I would…I would like some penne arribate to go along with my garlic toast. What? Why yes, I would also like a beer to go with my dinner.”
You see this is why I don’t work out…no matter what I choose I always end up back with the garlic toast. Atleast if I keep the keg, I get to keep my wife, kids and beer chuggin friends. I think I have made the right choice. Life is too short to worry about washboard abs because in the end, whether you workout or not, we will all end up at the same place. I think I’ll treat myself with a King Size Snickers. 
Melanie Amaro Finally Surfaces… to Kick Elton John on his Ass!!!
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Melanie Amaro has been relatively quiet these last few months since winning first place on X-Factor, but she is making a comeback… just to knock Elton John on his ass.
Super Bowl commercials are all the rave this month, with the ever famous Matthew Broderick’s Day Off for the Honda CR-V. But,the most coveted Super Bowl commercial spot — by far — would be for Pepsi. And America’s chosen girl actually landed that coveted spot, and humbly said ‘Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would be starring in a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial, following in the footsteps of some of music’s biggest legends. Winning The X Factor has changed my life.’
And, indeed, there have been some legends that have performed in Pepsi’s big commercials, including Brittany Spears, Michael J. Fox, Cindy Crawford, and — of course — the dancing Pepsi bears. But, this year’s Pepsi Super Bowl ad will feature the new millionairess Melanie Amaro who gave her all when she sang Aretha Franklin’s Respect to the kingdom’s dictator, Elton John, in a medieval inspired commercial.
So, check out the very best of Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercials below. But, Melanie showed that she was definitely the queen when she belted out that high note… and then knocked King Elton John right on his royal rump.
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