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50 Cent is REALLY Depressed!
Mickey Rourke Thinks All His Movies are Horrible
Asked about calling Megan Fox one of the best actresses of all time, Mickey Rourke said what he meant was one of the best actresses of all time that he has worked with. Vulture managed to catch up with him where he proceeded to trash both of his latest films starting with 13 co-starring 50 Cent who happened to be hosting the party:
You guys are in a movie together, right?
A really bad movie, yeah.
What?! Is it out?
No, it’s so bad it can’t get out.
Tell me why you made it.
For the money.
But you think the movie’s bad.
Terrible.
Why?
You have to watch it.
What about your movie with Megan Fox and Bill Murray?
Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.
You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
That I worked with [smirk].
That movie’s getting limited release.
That’s because it’s not very good.
In other words, Megan refused to suck off Mickey. I don’t blame her. His dick probably looks like the thumb from a really old leather glove by now.
Chelsea Handler Crawls into Bed with 50 Cent
She gonna f%$k fiddy, or die tryin’… He’s giving her the magic stick… etc
It appears that 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler are no longer hiding their relationship. Chelsea Handler posted this picture onto her Twitter page today, saying, “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper”…. Well she may not be dating 50 Cent, but she is rolling around in bed with him, sucking on his face, taking a picture, and posting it on the Internet.
So either Chelsea was feeling really sarcastic today, or we need to hear what her definition of “date” is.
50 Cent Lip-Syncs With YouTube Sensation Keenan
YouTube Sensation Keenan Cahill (who has become famous online for his bad lipsyncing) got paid a surprise visit from Chelsea Handler’s maybe-boyfriend, 50 Cent, while shooting one of his signature lip-syncing videos for Handler’s talk show “Chelsea Lately”. 50 Cents jumps in through the door at around the 1:20 mark for what looks like an impromptu duet, but what people don’t seem to be realizeing is that 50 was actually just trying to break in and rob the 40 year old man-baby dude & got distracted by the song.
Oh and kids, in the future clean your room before you invite Fiddy over!
50 Cent Puts the Moves on Chelsea Handler
50 Cent and Chelsea Handler got reeeeeally up close and personal at a bar in New Orleans this weekend, but at first nobody knew if Chelsea was just hiring Fiddy as a gangster assassin or if she was telling him how much she wanted his man seed in her tampon socket. But TMZ was quick on the case, stalking some random sources with so called inside info:
“It’s been going on awhile,” the source says of the comedienne and the rapper, both 35. “It’s more of a hookup thing — whenever they are in the same town.”
50 Cent’s rep had no comment. A rep for the Chelsea Lately host tells Us, “She saves all her comments for her own show.”
Later when TMZ photogs caught up with 50 Cent he was asked about the hook-up, which he only responded to with a huge, mysterious smile.
Which isn’t saying much since 50 is always smiling, but if the smile had anything to do with Chelsea then that is the only smile she has ever caused. The rest of us just wonder why she is referred to as a comedian since she’s nothing more than an unfunny worn out looking troll.
Rapper Rick Ross’s Sex Tape Isn’t His
Rapper Rick Ross does not have a sex tape. So this is some sex tape-non news for you right here. There is, however a sex tape featuring someone who is pretending to be Rick Ross. So you can watch that and use your imagination. Apparently this is all some ancient shit related to a beef with 50 Cent. Anyway, the Rick Ross sex tape is nonexistent; long live the Rick Ross sextape. Here’s Rick Ross to explain.
You can watch the tape here (NSFW obviously) with 50 Cent doing his own voice over work for comedic effect.
50 Cent Breaks Oprah’s Leg
@50cent on twitter is pretty much the greatest thing to happen to the internet in a long time. The guy loves to leave provocative pictures and tweets that get people all worked up, he’s a classic internet troll in other words. His latest tweets being these two pictures:
Now this is how you shut a bitch up
PETA was not pleased with the whole situation
sorry @50cent but that pic is not funny considerin how many calls we get from ppl alerting us to dogs who really have been stabbed
50 Cent’s dog also has a Twitter account, and responded
you @peta people need to mind ur own fuckin business .. its personal shit going on here
50 Cent is gay, claims Rufus Wainwright!
It looks like Ricky Martin will not remain the last man, I mean homosexual man, for long to confirm his sexuality this year. If things go Rufus Wainwright’s way, then singer 50 Cent might just become the latest celebrity to enter the club. Rufus claims in a recent interview that he knows the hip-hop star is gay.
In an interview with Details magazine, the openly-gay singer has urged 50 Cent to come out of the closet and set the record straight about his sexuality. In his own words,
I love, love 50 Cent. I think he’s just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he’s gay. That cute little voice of his. It’s okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert.