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The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/4/12

Giusy — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:40:57 +0000

Ah, welcome back, my friends. I’m in a particular feisty mood this evening, so expect bashes of outrageous proportions. Because, even though I write this segment daily — which entails me finding and exploiting people’s weaknesses and fugliness – I try to do it with the slightest measure of cooth. I may not always succeed, but, hey, at least I give it a shot. And without further ado, here’s today’s good, bad, and fugly — the best, the worst, and fucking ugliest of today’s top stories! The Good — Okay, I am not a shy woman, and so I have no problem admitting that I have had a huge girl crush on Adrianne Curry since I first saw her on America’s Next Top Model. I love that she’s beautiful and completely bangable, but I also love that she has no tact whatsoever. Hmm… maybe we have that in common. Anyway, as my good buddy Zachary Row reported to you a few weeks ago, Adrianne Curry is a Twitter Slut! Today is no different; posting this unbelievably gorgeous snapshot of herself dangling from a beach hotel balcony, Adrianne’s jugs may appear a bit flatter, but she’s still fly as a motha! And that is why she wins today’s ‘Good’ — for being a sexy, coothless bitch!!! The Bad — Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is where I get feisty. Because, even though Venezuelan model and TV personality Aida Yespica is unbelievably fuckable from the front… noooot so much from the back. Sorry, but get out your glasses, people, because this B is wearing butt floss with a scarred, bruised, and stretch-marked up ass!!! That… is just… BAD!!! Cover that shit up! I cannot stand it when chicks wear thongs when they have nasty asses! If you have an ass like Claudia Galanti, please, do the world a favor and wear thongs everyday. BUT! When you have an ass that, when close up, could be mistaken for a big ole pregnant belly… then, yeah – Cover. That. Shit. Up! The Fugly — That bitch is just ugly… don’t you agree? You know why? Because, it’s not a bitch; it’s the world’s tallest used-to-be-man. Yup… Former college basketball star Greg Walker has turned to Lindsay Walker. She said that she had women throwing themselves at her when she was a he, but it never felt ‘right.’ So… Greg became Lindsay. And, why is she on the Fugly list, then? Because, she is a seven foot tall ugly chick! I have no problems with trans-gendered people, but why would you change yourself into an ugly chick when you were an okay looking guy? So — not because she’s trans-gendered… just cause she’s FUGLY!!! **FOR MORE PICS OF YOUR FAVORITE GOOD, BAD, AND FUGLY CELEBS, VISIT OUR NEW PHOTO GALLERY!!!**

Adrianne Curry is a Twitter Slut!

Giusy — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:41:34 +0000

If you have never had a reason to join twitter, well here is your reason. Hot models like Adrianne Curry just love to post pictures of themselves on their twitter! She recently posted some shots of her at some photo shoot, showing off her two best features. I bet you want to join twitter now, huh? I’ve included some of her best twitter pictures down below for your viewing pleasure. You know, I have been thinking and I think I have a great business idea. A twitter strictly for sharing pictures of hot women. People create an account and just share all the latest hot pictures and you build your way up by sharing the hottest pictures. If you’re showing Joy Behar pictures no one is going to follow you, but if you’re showing Adrianne Curry squeezing her breasts together, I am pretty you’ll gain a few followers. That is a terrible idea, huh? This is what happens when I see magnificent boobs early in the morning. I get crazy and start thinking of horrible ideas; I think I have some sort of disease. I’ll be scheduling an appointment to see my doctor soon. I just hope there isn’t a hot nurse there, I might end up in the hospital.

Adrianne Curry Gives Nerds Another Massive Boner

Giusy — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:40:50 +0000

Did you wake up this morning searching for yet another reason to totally, completely adore Adrianne Curry? Well, try this one on for size: the model/Twitter user of the year got dolled up in a Princess Leia slave costume, found a (less attractive) friend in a similar costume, and staged a girly make out session for Twitter photos (tweets posted here and here). If that’s not the definition of a nerdgasm, well, we don’t know what is.

Adrianne Curry is such a modest girl

Giusy — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 23:31:38 +0000

U have to admit that even though these pictures are hot, I still don’t get why everyone is so crazy about Adrianne Curry. She’s hot and she’s got an incredible body but there are hotter girls who look better in bikinis. I’ll probably even wind up writing about some of them today. Here’s what I don’t get about her. She has absolutely no modesty. Sure she won the first season of “America’s Next Top Model” but that was quite some time ago now. Other than marrying (and leaving) Christopher Knight, I don’t really see why anyone still pays attention to her. Here at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas, Adrianne shows off her toned and fit physique with all the reserve one would expect from Ms. Curry. Who cares though? She still looks incredible.

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Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con for Showing Too Much Ass

Giusy — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:05:22 +0000

Apparently there is a limit to how close cosplay can get to foreplay at Comic-Con. Nerd babe and America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says she got kicked out for showing an “illegal” amount of butt cheek. She had to tie a shirt around her waist to get back in. Meanwhile, this completely naked NSFW Daenerys (is that a dinosaur toy with cardboard wings above her crotch to represent a dragon?) perseveres.

Not to mention Katy Perry gets to flash her ass at a kid’s movie premiere and Adrianne gets kicked out for dressing up as a comic character at an event where you’re expected to represent a charcter…interesting contrast there.

Luckily Adrianne brought along another outfit, a skin tight slutty Imperial Officer’s uniform. But really, I don’t give a damn what kind of nerdery she’s wearing, she can jump on my lightsaber any day!

Adrianne Curry is Really Good at Twitter

Giusy — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:39:34 +0000

Not too long ago Adrianne tweeted a whole bunch of pictures of her self on vacation, in a variety of bikinis. Well she´s back to giving her Twitter followers gigantic erections as she tweeted this picture of herself sunbathing topless today. Everything about it is wonderful. She’s tanned, shiny, naked, and you can see pretty much every part of the mountain (save for the peak). Heck, she even posted it as a huge picture so you can make it your wallpaper, or using a rasterbator, a huge poster for your patio that you can sunbathe next to and feel like you’re hanging out with Adrianne.

Ass and cleavage shots of Adrianne Curry

Giusy — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:45:15 +0000

I honestly don’t really get the big deal about Adrianne Curry. She’s hot and all, but there’s something about her that just doesn’t sit right with me. As the first winner of “America’s Next Top Model” she has the distinction of being the standard to which all other winners are compared and I’m not sure she really holds up. With her announcement that she is separating from husband Christopher Knight (Peter Brady from “The Brady Bunch”), I feel like I should be surprised but somehow I’m not. I like Adrianne in theory. The fact that she doesn’t try to the fact that she’s a geek and that she shows the world that geeks can be sexy. Perhaps it’s her obvious vanity, but if I was as hot as her, I’d probably be pretty full of myself too.

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Adrianne Curry’s naughty Twitter pictures

Giusy — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 09:37:18 +0000

I love it when gorgeous woman use Twitter to share gorgeous pictures of themselves. Hot on the hells on the announcement that she is separating from her husband, Christopher Knight (also the Brady Bunch’s Peter Brady), she doesn’t seem to be wasting much time with regret or second thoughts. Of course, Adrianna is no stranger to sexy Twitter pics she posts herself and that’s one of the reasons I love her so much. She really knows how to give her fans what they want. As one of the most successful and recognizable names to ever win ‘America’s Next Top Model’ all eyes are on her to see where she’ll go next. I’m sure whatever she chooses to do next, she’ll look awesome while she does it.

Adrianne Curry Tweets a Bunch of Bikini Pictures of Herself

Giusy — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 23:58:34 +0000

Is there any celebrity quite so thoughtful as Adrianne Curry? Perhaps Coco Austin… but really, who besides those two would go on vacation solely to send their fans hot beach pictures? (That’s why she went to Hawaii, right?) All these pics here below have been recently tweeted by Adrianne Curry.

Adrianne Curry is going to disappoint us on October 31st

Giusy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:54:43 +0000

Adrianne Curry was recently caught (aka had a friend take pictures and posted them on Twitter before she even paid for Amy Winehouse’s wig) at a costume shop trying out outfits for Halloween. Note to Adrianne: if there’s one night we expect regular sluts and closet sluts to come out looking like slutty schoolgirls or nurses this is the one. So unless you’re playing a practical joke and you’re really going to appear with cupcakes stuck to your nipples and a ferret’s tail covering your crotch on Halloween, this is seriously uncool.