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It’s What Lady Gaga Freaking Gets

It’s plain and simple, Lady(?) Gaga. If you’re going to dress like a gender-confused retard while wearing platform shoes – you deserve falling. In fact, we’re a little disappointing that you didn’t crush your balls and curl up into a shemale-ball of agony. Everyone that witnessed this fall at Heathrow airport should have applauded that [...]

Lady Gaga taken by security after refusing to lift veil at airport

Lady Gaga attempted to make yet another ridiculous fashion statement at LAX on Wednesday night by pretending to be a black widow who skinned her lesbo lover and glued her hair to the back of her boots, but this time it landed her in a security room for 20 minutes with airport security giving her [...]

Naked body scanner images of Bollywood star printed and circulated by airport staff in London airport

Claims on behalf of authorities that naked body scanner images are immediately destroyed after passengers pass through new x-ray backscatter devices have been proven fraudulent after it was revealed that naked images of Indian film star Shahrukh Khan were printed out and circulated by airport staff at Heathrow in London.
UK Transport Secretary Lord Adonis [...]

Rihanna thinks this is appropriate church-attire

When in Venice over the weekend for her manager’s wedding, Rihanna thought it’d be a good idea to visit the Vatican’s glorious Venitian churches. And because she thought God and St.Peter dig her music and are frequently booging to the tunes of her Umbrella, she attempted to enter the holy grounds looking like a cheap [...]