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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Busts Out Big Time

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Here’s busty Brit and close personal (Twitter) friend of the Tuna Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace dropping some awesome red carpet cleavage at the premiere of some new British movie called Plastic. I’d never heard of it until this, but after looking it up, turns out that it’s actually about credit cards and not an exposé on Aisleyne’s perfect bolt-ons. Which is a little disappointing, but at least it means nobody’s beaten me to that million-dollar idea yet.

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Aisleyne Horgan Has A Pretty Nice Caboose

Now I really like these photos of Aisleyne Horgan. They show off her body but not in a trashy or desperate way. I think that’s great. To be honest, I really only have one complaint about these photos and it’s a fairly minor one. I don’t like the pale pink lipstick or lipgloss. Whatever it is, I don’t like it. It’s a bit too pale for her complexion. She should’ve gone with a different shade because the pale pink makes her lips look a bit weird. That’s my opinion, anyway. I have worn lipstick maybe once in the last year so what do I know. Overall though, I think these shots are great.

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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Is One Classy Lady.

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is one of those women I will just never understand. I mean, I just don’t get what her deal is. I know she wants to keep her name in the headlines and extend her fifteen minutes of fame but isn’t there a better way to do it? It seems like every time I see photos of her, the first words that come to mind aren’t hot or sexy. No, the first words that come to mind when I look at photos of Aisleyne are trashy and desperate. In these photos from the Lipsy Party in London, Aisleyne once again puts everything she has to offer on display and it’s kind of gross. I’m sure she looks hot to some people but to me, she just looks sad and desperate. Am I too hard on her? Probably but without any obvious talent, I can’t see why we’re supposed to care about this girl anyway.

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is one classy lady.

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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace nip slip proves she’s just as classy as ever.

I give Aisleyne Horgan Wallace a hard time sometimes but I really can’t get on her case too much. She wants to remain relevant and what better way to do that than show as much skin as she can at all times. I mean really, folks, this is that the woman wore to The Duke of Essex Polo Trophy. That top (dress maybe?) is so low cut she was just begging for the nip slip that inevitably took place. I often tend to invent similarities between two celebrities but I’m pretty sure this one’s not just in my head – um, little Lindsay Lohan resemblance maybe? I don’t know what else to say about these photos. I’m really at a loss so I’ll just stop there before I wind up getting snarky.

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The BOOTY Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — Over Twenty of the Best, Worst, and Fugliest Celebrity Butts of the Last Decade!!!

Welcome to the BOOTY edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — The Best, Worst, and Fugliest Butts of the Last Decade!!! Oh, do I have a treat in store for you today! Going back the last decade or so, I have collected pics of the nicest asses, the worst booties, and the fucking ugliest butts I could find — all from celebrities, of course! So, without further ado, (because I know you’re as excited as I am) let’s get to the booties!!! The Good — Kate Upton definitely gets my vote for a ‘Good Ass of the Decade!’ She is stunning; it’s as simple as that!                         Nikki Grahame is GOOD and pissed off here! I know nothing of the surrounding circumstances of the Big Brother cast member’s exposure — but, hey! — she’s got a good bum! Though I have absolutely no clue who this chick Jordan is (probably some damn reality show bitch) and though her face is ugly and plastic, I’ve gotta give it to her — she’s got one lush derrière! Nicole Scherzinger, even though I sometimes cannot stand your BS on the X Factor, you’ve got one scrumptious arse! Painted or not… OMG — Brooklyn Decker’s rump is one that is totally biteable in my opinion! Get it girl, and eat some collard greens! I had to do it! Brad Pitt totally deserves a spot on the Yummiest Butts of the Decade list… and boy is it a yummy one, indeed… Alicia Duval… you’re bum is totally fan-fucking-tastic! The accidental yummy butt shots are always the best, aren’t they?                                       The Bad   Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Girl, your butt is atrocious!!! Period, point-blank! If you can sport some fur, then you can go get a butt job!                       Wow. For you to have picked that wedgie in public like that, Victoria Silvstedt, it must have been a monster!! Normally, even though she’s plastic as hell, she still rocks it. And even though she’s bangin from the front… girl’s havin’ issues in the back.             Pete Wentz, I like your hair, dude, but I’m not diggin’ the boxers-out look. Um, no!                       Can you believe this is Katherine Heigl’s ass? I couldn’t… Sad, just sad…                 Wow… Helen Hunt. Another shockingly grotesque backside.                               Jennifer Love-Hewitt. I don’t have much to say about this one. Heartbreaking, simply heartbreaking…                               Can you believe this is Britney Spear’s booty??? I couldn’t. Question, though: Where in the hell was she that she got a [...]
 

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace in sexy bikini photoshoot

You have to hand it to “Big Brother UK” alum Aisleyne Horgan Wallace. She definitely knows how to keep people talking about her. While some of her contemporaries fade into the background as soon as the show is over, Aisleyne flaunts her sexy body every chance she gets to stay relevant and keep her name out there. This bikini photoshoot will definitely help. I don’t really care for Aisleyne as a celebrity but only because I’m never a big fan of people who’s main claim to fame is reality television. Although there are a few exceptions, Aisleyne isn’t one of them. With that said, I like the way this girl looks in a bikini. She has a little meat on her bones. I’m tired of seeing stick thin models and actresses hitting the beach because that’s just not how most real women look. Granted, Horgan Wallace is still more attractive in her swimsuit than most women would be but at least she looks a little more realistic. I definitely appreciate that.

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Big Brother star’s nipples attract beggars while Jodie Marsh’s lips scare them away

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Big Brother Star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace out celebrating the launch of her new book, Aisleyne: Surviving Guns, Gangs and Glamour acted like she could contract gonnorhea by breathing the same air as the beggars that approached her on her way out of Grucho club in London last night.

Oblivious to the breeze in her dress cup and a wondering nipple she proceeded to give the beggars a look that was perhaps nastier than their own smell (well, maybe not). Advice to the 30-year old dimwit: beggars are attracted to coins, free booze and free peep show, so next time, close your curtains.

We are told fellow party animal (with whom she was partying at 2am) Jodie Marsh who was sporting a darker hairdo came to her rescue by showing the beggars her giant collagen lips. The already wasted vagrants thought it was a giant walking swordfish and run away to find safety in their carton boxes.