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Heidi Montag album sells only 658 copies

Hey, you know that chin the Beverly Hills doctor has sawed off Heidi Montag and whose cartilage he used to build Spencer a proper penis? Well, he will most likely want it back because Heidi won’t be making any payments anytime soon. See her album is selling as fast as her brain is churning when [...]

More Rihanna Rated R album and promo pics

After watching Rihanna strapped in an X-shaped rigging with her legs spread at last night’s AMAs singing “I pitch with a grenade” it’s hard not to think that Chris Brown going pitbull on her did not become the main source of her personal and musical transformation. These pictures from her Rated R album are further [...]

Lady Gaga solves dying album sales problem by selling her hair with it

 
Want to see Lady Gaga bold? Then help us raise $15,000 (the number we arrived at after thorough and scientific calculations) so that we can enjoy her looking like a plucked chicken.
Or instead of us snatching all her albums you can go buy one for the ridiculous price of $100 each.
To explain, Lady Gaga is [...]

Rihanna tortures her nips for Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette is the first single from Rihanna’s expected album R Rated to be released yesterday, and this is the cover for it. And if we’re to understand correctly from the lyrics and the tortured barb-ie image, Rihanna is a masochist with fatalistic tendencies…and now a pair of bleeding nippies.
Here are some of the lyrics:“You [...]