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Katie “Jordan” Price just got married to the guy she cheated her ex-husband with on Tuesday. The unholy union between the giant bozangas and the lipstick-loving salami she’s been dating for the past seven months occurred in a Las Vegas hotel and was promptly followed by strippers breaking a twenty by shaking their panties. A [...]

Here’s Jordan’s crossdresser cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid looking like he’s about to explode from pleasure at the feel of Jordan’s cheap (and most likely unwashed) shiny spandex touching his taped weaner.
See, Jordan had him wear the same outfit she wore to Ibiza the week she spent having a dozen men draw graffiti on its crotch [...]

Leave it up to Jordan to find a mate that is a formidable opponent in the biggest slut competition…and from the looks of it, she’s left huffing and puffing for the second place. Because after all, who can compete with a man who likes to get his balls licked by a goat while applying his lipstick?
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What’s better than a cage fight, a 100 people injured and a chance to strip in public at taking your mind off fake rape claims? Fresh off from leading the British Police into a frenzy over who climbed down her porcupine bush when she wasn’t looking, Jordan attended her boyfriend’s cage fight on Saturday night and [...]

Ok, before you rush to your kitchen cabinet to grab a sharp instrument and attempt to stab yourself on the leg to see if you feel any kind of pain or emotion that would make it seem you have some sort of empathy for Jordan and her “ordeals”, calm yourselves down and think rationally: this is [...]