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True Blood Isn’t for the Weak of Heart. Or Penis.

Oh. My. God. It’s about time that HBO finally included something racy or interesting in their programming. We were getting sick of all of the dull shows, what with their sex and nudity that was WITHOUT vampires. And we all know that vampires = sexy. Just look at Robert Pattinson. Before Twilight, he was nothing but a steaming pile of douchebag who was in a Harry Potter movie once. Now, he is a steaming pile of douchebag that tween girls cream over. Why? Vampires.

True Blood only has 3 episodes left this season… so you might want to catch up, if you’re interested in seeing Anna Paquin’s huge tits and blonde crotch.

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We owe Alexander Skarsgard one for this

pboy600Meet Natasha Alam, an Uzbekistan-born hottie (who’s also an Iranian princess through her former marriage) who plays a seductive bar dancer at Fangtasia and Alexander Skarsgard’s new sex toy in the new season of True Blood. Natasha decided to go naked for Playboy when Alexander’s schlong paid her a visit without a sock puppet on:

“I’d never done nudity. I had to overcome a few things in my head to do it… [Then] here comes Alexander Skarsgard. He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock – nothing,” she told the mag. “He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on. I was like, if he can do it, I can do it.”

So, basically, Alexander Skarsgard’s penis is the White Rabbit who leads Alice in Wonderland (except our version is one full of giant breasts growing on trees instead of tea cups and walking deck cards). Hey, you think showing that chick we’ve been trying to get into bed his naked picture would work in the same way? Because the rope and the mouth gag don’t seem to be working. Just wondering here.


Kate Bosworth loves that Vampire crotch


Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard have been getting some quality time lately. Here, a bikini clad Kate was snapped cuddling up on the True Blood star’s perfectly chiseled rock hard abs…not that we are gay or anything. The two have been spotted together quite a bit of late, showing lots of public heavy petting, but who can blame them. Just look at these two, Hitler would have trebled with pride with the likes of these two blond haired, blue-eyes specimens mating for the master race.