Kirstie Alley holding hands with her dancing partner at a Parisian cemetery. Can we assume chubby sex ensued?

Miranda Kerr poses with her the $2.5million bra she will wear at the upcoming Victoria’s Secret show.

JWoww just ruined Halloween. Or at the very least gave it Chlamydia.

Mathew Perry is looking great these days.

Chaz Bono exits vehicles with poise and elegance.

Ashley Tisdale’s gardener fancies you.

Mina Suvari wears a grown-up T-shirt to go with her new grown-up hair.

Anne Robinson is The Weakest Link in the circle i call “Women I find remotely attractive”.

Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough is braless, seethroughy and set to play a stripper. Grandpa would be proud.

Matthew McConaughey and his itchy balls.

Kim Kardashian needs a little attention now. Enough with everybody else.

Motherhood really suits Penelope Cruz. NOT!!

Liev Schreiber used to be a leading man. Now he’s a mule for his offsprings. Parenthood is great, isn’t it?

Rosie Huntington is also training with that trainer called Mr. McVomity.

Amber Rose still thinks NYC is Mars.

Jenny McCarthy without make-up. Wow, so it was Jim Carey all along!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is forced to have lunch with Maria Schriver for the sake of the kids. Their happiness is just palpable isn’t it?

Here’s Kanye West’s girl Amber Rose belting out her own version of a Backstreet Boys classic with Kanye’s cousin Ricky Anderson. She’s perfectly fine with her vocals, but I’m getting a bit nervous here. I’m anticipating a role reversal by Kanye and what logically follows is a strip-tease by Kanye West! God save us!

Best moment: Totally lovable!