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Gone Too Soon: Top 10 Music Legends Who Died From A Drug Overdose

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At this point, no one really knows if Lil Wayne is dead, alive or both. According to TMZ, he was read his last rites after suffering severe seizures but those reports were quickly disputed by close friends, family and even T.I. Either way, Wayne seems determined to die in his prime (like everyone on this list) and that’s heartbreaking.

Here are the ten music legends who died from a drug overdose. Take a look.


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Amy Winehouse died from alcohol poisoning

The official coroner’s verdict is in, and it seems that Amy Winehouse died from an over-consumption of alcohol and more specifically vodka. Which is probably not a shock since she had a drink in her hands pretty much every time somebody took a picture of her, but come on. Of all the things that she put in her body, heroin, smack, coke, LSD, speed etc, to die from plain old, boring vodka? I could have sworn she died when she decided to turn one of her kidneys into a meth lab and one of the beakers exploded.

Via DailyMail:

“The singer drank enough to stop her breathing and send her into a coma. Three empty vodka bottles were found near her body in her bedroom.

A pathologist who examined her said she had 416mg of alcohol per decilitre of blood – five times the legal drink-drive limit of 80mg. The inquest heard that 350mg was usually considered a fatal amount.”

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Amy Winehouse’s Family Say the Toxicology Report Was Clean

Amy Winehouse‘s family says toxicology results from her autopsy reveal she had no illegal substances in her system when she died. However, while the family previously claimed that quitting alcohol cold turkey is what killed her, the report shows she had been drinking shortly before her death.

The family has this to say, Via BBC News:

Toxicology results have shown “no illegal substances” in Amy Winehouse’s system at the time of her death, according to her family. They say tests indicate alcohol was present but it cannot yet be determined if it played a role in the singer’s death last month. Winehouse’s family thanked police and added that they await the outcome of an inquest on 26 October.

Right… Also in the news: Kim Kardashian married for love, Lindsay Lohan is enrolled as a geology major at Harvard and January Jones won the Miss Congeniality award.

Well the statement did make it clear that no illegal substances were found. But she probably had enough Ambien, Diazepam, Oxycodone, and a side of Xanax in her system to kill 17 horses.

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Amy Winehouse’s Family Say She Died of Alcohol Withdrawal

The family of British singer Amy Winehouse, who in case you have been living under a rock, died this weekend at the age of 27, believes that the singer’s decision to quit drinking alcohol cold turkey may have led to her death.

The Sun spoke with a source close to the Winehouse family who said that during a tribute at his daughter’s funeral, Mitch Winehouse offered a theory as to why the singer passed away:

“He said doctors had told Amy to gradually reduce her intake of alcohol and to avoid bingeing at all costs. Amy told him she couldn’t do that. It was all or nothing and she gave up completely. Mitch said the shock of giving up, after everything she had been through over a bad few years, was just too much for her to take.”

People have also confirmed that this is the family’s belief, but of course nothing has been medically determined.

Alcohol withdrawal is a pretty dangerous thing to do on your own. But I’m not sure how much it matters anyway. She was a drug addict (everything from crack to heroin to special K, and not the Kellogg one), an alcoholic, and an anorexic. Any one of those things could have killed her — all three together? You’re going to die. It’s just a question of which system gives out first.

I guess they’re trying to whomp up some kind of narrative that she was trying to turn it around in her last days, which I guess sounds better than dying with your head in the toilet, but dead is dead. It’s not like any such story will erase our memory of her life. But obviously it’s best to reserve judgment until the toxicology report comes out though. Because… I mean… you know.

Oh and kids, drink less, smoke more pot.

 

Amy Winehouse is Dead (1983 – 2011)

Not exactly the most shocking of news here, considering the amounts of drugs Amy used through out the years, but British pop singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home today (July 23rd, 2011), various news outlets are reporting.

No cause has been determined yet. Police officers found Winehouse at around 4 PM London time after someone called for an ambulance. Again, this news probably won’t come as a shock to anyone who has followed Winehouse’s career, which sadly, was constantly jeopardized by her ongoing substance abuse issues and intertwined relationship dramas with her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.

Earlier this week, Winehouse appeared at a performance by her teenage goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, where she reportedly “‘staggered onstage and grabbed the mic to beg the crowd to buy her protege’s new album’”. As the video footage below shows, Winehouse was looking pretty out of it. A few weeks ago she even canceled a European tour after she was booed off the stage during a shambolic performance in Belgrade, Serbia.

VIDEO OF AMY WINEHOUSE’S LAST PUBLIC APPEARANCE:

As much as we normally like to joke around, we tend to leave out the jokes for posts about someone dying. The things we might have mostly associated Amy Winehouse with, were drug and alcohol abuse. At times she was like a certain hotel heiress – but with a much bigger drug problem. We sometimes forget she was a singer too – and unlike the hotel heiress – she actually had marketable skills and was an incredibly gifted singer who was unfortunately haunted by demons she just couldn’t shake. At least now she is at peace.

Lastly, we want to personally thank Amy for introducing us to our favorite word in the English language; “fuckery”.

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Amy Winehouse and Her Boobs Come Out to Say Hi

The delicate little flower that is Amy Winehouse is in Brazil this week, and the paparazzi decided to follow her on her little trip, in hopes of catching moments exactly like the one above, with her hanging off the side of a balcony looking like she needs to throw up wile her tits hang off the side of her bikini top looking like they need to throw up… There is a fine line between a mess and a hot mess. She is nowhere near that line.

We’ve been hearing forever about how she’s going to release new songs soon, and we’re waiting with bated breath, because whatever her personal messes are, the girl can sing. Until then though, we have to be content with the gradual release of Amy Winehouse’s breasts into the wild.

NOTE:  If looking at that pic gets you all tingly in your pants, then that’s the feeling of your penis trying to crawl up inside your body. Look away immediatly.

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Just One Pic: Wino lets her nipples out

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I don’t know why but I’m totally smitten by this pic of Amy Winehouse. Maybe it’s just out of curiosity because she’s sleeping and I can see only one of her eyes and a bit more than one of her nipples. Yes, there are nipples behind those stars and this is just one of the situations when I hate putting those NSFW stars. Anyway, you can click the source link and say hi to Wino’s nips. And don’t you dare call this “nip slip” because this is a pure and complete case of revolt!

 

Amy Winehouse joins Daddy Winehouse on stage

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Singer Amy Winehouse surprised the patrons at the City Burlesque nightspot in London last night by joining her dad Mitch for a duet. Wino babe was there to support her father, who was topping the bill at the venue’s opening night cabaret show, but ended up grabbing the mic herself and performing an impromptu duet.

According to Contactmusic,

The 27-year-old pop star took to the stage in a leopard-print dress and beige stilettos and was sporting her trademark beehive hair style. Before she started singing, Amy - who had seemingly been enjoying a few alcoholic drinks - quipped to the crowd: “This is my dad playing. Shut up, shut up, shut up, or I will not be held responsible for my actions.” Amy was her usual effervescent self and at one point sat down on a bass drum to sing, before Mitch - who has swapped taxi-driving for a music career - joined her for an impromptu duet. After her performance, Amy surprised one grey-haired man in the audience by sitting on his lap and snuggling into him. At the end of the evening she was helped out of the club by two men.

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Amy Winehouse and Her Dirty Tits

Amy Winehouse, unfortunately for us, suffers from a near fatal wardrobe malfunction while loosing her footing as she and boyfriend Reg Traviss arrive for a party at Shaka Zulu in Camden. And when we say near fatal, we mean to our eyeballs. Tits are tits, but when they’re covered in diseases and crusting saliva, it kind of makes it a little less hot. A little less hot, and a little more puke inducing.

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Here’s Lady GaGa performing live on The Today Show yesterday and enthralling a large ocean of crowded fans with her mesmerizing (?) voice and weird actions. I’ll stick to the latter part because I always keep the volume mute while watching any of her videos and hence, I might not be in a position to judge the quality of her vocals. Of course, I can judge her actions with all my sincerity, and my verdict is that she started with that Amy Winehouse look on her face and ended up imitating Madonna. The featured video is the concluding part of her appearance on Today, but I’ve included three more videos after the jump in case you really want to watch the entire performance. As for me, I prefer Old Lady GaGa anytime over this crap!

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Amy Winehouse is Looking Perky & Healthy

Usually we wouldn’t waste our time writing about Amy Winehouse’s crab-infested cooter, but it turns out that she was actually looking pretty perky and semi-attractive the other night (at least in the body quadrant where she keeps her massive tits). We lost track of how big her tits were through all of the rigmarole of her being a heroin addict and host of several different parasites, but it’s good to see she came out on the other side looking completely jug-tastic.

Now we’re not saying that we endorse Amy Winehouse in any way… we’re just saying that it might be okay if a sex tape of Amy getting slammed and then came on without looking like a big bag of herpes… well that would be dandy. As long as she still rocks those huge knockers.

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Amy Winehouse nips out yet again

article-1286989-0A0E0AD7000005DC-114_468x557Amy Winehouse flailed her completely desensitized bolt-ons around some more last night at a Universal Music party in London (with her new boyfriend Reg Traviss) making this the 100th time her nipples failed to distract us from her face. *superimposes Nicole Scherzinger’s face on hers, starts touchin…..* What? We said we love breasts. Even ones with two kilos of crack in them.

 

Amy Winehouse has Hollywood dreams

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Amy Winehouse is eying a career in Hollywood and is reportedly hoping to make the transition from music to movies very soon. And don’t you dare label this as another gimmick by Wino because she has already enrolled for acting lessons at the same drama school that was attended by Dame Helen Mirren. Not only this, but Wino has also decided to die her hair permanently blond to get a step closer to her idol, Marilyn Monroe.

The Daily Star quotes a source close to Wino as saying,

Amy has enrolled for acting lessons at the Central School of Speech and Drama in north London. She’s a natural born drama queen and loves being the centre of attention. Everyone close to her thinks it’s a great idea and believes she could make the transition from singer to actress quite easily. Amy’s been saying for ages she’d like to live in LA and she would love more than anything to get involved in the acting scene in Hollywood.

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Amy Winehouse is definitely on the road to sobriety

FP_IMAGE_5129326/FP_SET_5127049Here’s Amy Winehouse looking her usual “heavily inebriated chimp with a love for tan spray guns on hunger strike” as she exited the Jazz After Dark club in London at 5am in the morning and nothing says “I’m on the path to recovery” better than drinking and entire bar’s gin supply for the trimester through a straw, kissing a dozen women and men on your way out and then spraying the nearby pavement with projectile vomit. Meanwhile, her new boyfriend, a film director, is rumored to be already two-timing her with a stripper (or hooker, we’re not exactly sure). Can’t you just see these two growing old together? And making babies. Yeah, definitely making babies. With two heads and a twisted sense of humor: “Mommy, you sure CRACK us up!! Now, give us a tit or two, will ya, love? We’ve gone dry, all day and we’re starting to get the shakes.”

 

Amy Winehouse dating Reg Traviss!

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Here’s another good news for Amy Winehouse fans. A big one, in fact. As per latest reports, Wino has permanently put his junkie beau Blake Fielder-Civil in the iggy bin and there’s a new man in her life. She’s been secretly dating director Reg Traviss for weeks. The couple were spotted enjoying a fancy dinner Monday night in Mayfair, London.

The Sun quotes a source as saying,

Amy really likes him. They’ve been seeing each other for a good few weeks now. He’s a decent bloke with his feet firmly on the ground. He’s cultured and talented and they talk and laugh about all sorts. And they are openly affectionate in front of friends and family now too.

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Amy Winehouse’s new boyfriend must be blind. Or dead inside

article-0-09D844EB000005DC-523_468x602Amy Winehouse was pictured taking a stroll with her new boyfriend in London yesterday, 33-year old film director (and Mad Men impersonator) Reg Traviss and surely he must have known what he was clutching on to with his left hand, right? Unless it was one of those “take a zoo monkey out its habitat for a day” thingy. Ok, ok, we’re being mean. The guy obviously likes her for who she is. “Reg, love, would you like a side of crack with your omelette this mornin’? And later, we can hold hands while we throw up in the shitter. It will be so romantic, won’t it, love?”

 

Amy Winehouse back in hospital

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Amy Winehouse was once again admitted to hospital following a heavy drinking session over the weekend. Reportedly, Wino gulped down an entire ocean and ended up at The London Clinic in Mayfair.

The Sun quotes a source close to Wino as saying,

She’s there because she had a load to drink and was really unwell afterwards. Not just sick, really poorly. But as she really likes it in there, she was happy to go in for a few days. She’s spending more time in the clinic than anywhere else at the moment.

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No second wedding for Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse

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This is yet another simple case of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil behaving like Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil, but if you want to exercise your right and act like you are actually surprised by this news, then get ready with your best reaction and let me break the news that Blake has called off his second wedding to Wino. And no points for guessing that the reason this time is exactly like the last time - Wino’s adulterous behavior.

Contactmusic reports,

The pair divorced last July (09) on the grounds of Winehouse’s adultery, following a turbulent two-year marriage which saw them sink into drug abuse. The couple reunited and Fielder-Civil revealed earlier this year (10) that they were planning to exchange vows once again. But he was left fuming when photographs emerged of the Back to Black singer getting close with a neighbour in the garden of her London home.

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Amy Winehouse falls on her boobs, ends up in hospital

alg_singer_amy-winehouseAmy Winehouse is like a centipede with implants. Sooner or later, gravity and a bottle of scotch were destined to work their magic and land those jugs on the pavement. Which in fact happened on Monday night. Surprisingly, the fall didn’t cause the boobs to spring a leak like a vandalized fire hydrant, thus saving Amy from a trip to the horse dentist. She did run around topless and frantic after the incident though, which means she didn’t suffer any head trauma. Although she did ask if she could use the toilet (instead of shitting on the floor or in a nurse’s hat) so that’s definitely suspicious. Someone quickly do an MRI for god’s sake!!

Via The Sun:

Amy Winehouse was back in hospital last night suffering fresh agony from her new boobs – after she drunkenly fell and bruised them.

The pop diva, 26 – who just weeks ago told doctors the 32D implants were giving her gyp – landed flat on her face, also cutting her forehead.

She summoned minders to whisk her back to the private clinic in London’s Harley Street where she had her boob job seven months ago. She was diagnosed with bruised ribs, kept in overnight on Sunday – but yesterday was still refusing to leave.

Her injuries were described as “not serious” but her agent said: “She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days.”

A hospital source told how the Back To Black singer – who fell over while drinking alone at her North London flat – was brought in plastered and caused chaos.

The witness said: “Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze.

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“She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming.”

Another source said of the tumble: “She’d had a few.

“At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye.”

When Amy returned to the clinic earlier this month she feared she might have to get the implants removed.

But doctors gave her the all clear.

 

Amy Winehouse’s breast implants are about to explode…literally

amy_winehouse_breasts_implants_nippleAmy Winehouse’s tits are about to pop like an overheated potato in the microwave and it’s most likely because of all those times she pulled out the areolas and tried to stuff a kilo of coke in the silicone bags. “Blimey, i thought they were kangaroo pockets!”.

According to British tabloid The Sun, she was admitted to the hospital on Thursday night (08Apr10) after reportedly experiencing more problems following her recent breast enlargement surgery (second one for those counting).

She was hospitalised in London after suffering chest pains, and was kept in overnight while doctors carried out a series of tests.

Winehouse was previously hospitalized back in November of 2009 after experiencing complications following her breast enhancement the previous month (Oct09), and she is now waiting for a decision on whether she needs to have the implants removed.

A source tells The Sun, “Amy was in agony and became convinced it was something to do with her boobs. She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation.

“She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not. Amy loves her curves and would hate to have to have them taken out. She is still her bubbly self but she is worried.”

 

Is Amy Winehouse Ready For Babies?

According to her father, Amy Winehouse has her sights set on starting a family.

“She’s become so broody,” says her father, Mitch Winehouse. “She loves kids, especially all our little cousins.”

She's been talking about having a baby and is now at the age where she wants to have a baby. But I can't see her settling down with 15 children just yet.

The 26-year-old Rehab singer recently reconciled with ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil who she divorced last year and is currently living with him and her father in the north London home she purchased.

Her father says that people would be surprised by her “down to earth and home loving” lifestyle: “Amy’s Jewish background is full of hidden stories. No one knows that she speaks Yiddish. She has a very good grasp of the language. She also loves to make chicken soup as it helps her to relax. She loves Jewish food.”

 

Amy Winehouse wants a baby

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I know you are shocked to the tail of your spine, but there are reports that Amy Winehouse wants a baby. The revelation comes from her father Mitch Winehouse, who says that his daughter is feeling broody these days and often speaks about having children.

Contactmusic reports,

The ‘Rehab’ singer has reportedly been open about her plans to start a family with Blake Fielder-Civil - her ex-husband who she recently reconciled with - though her father Mitch Winehouse believes it is unlikely she will start a family in the near future. Mitch told Pulse magazine: “She’s become so broody. She loves kids - especially all our little cousins. She’s been talking about having a baby and is now at the age where she wants to have a baby. But I can’t see her settling down with 15 children just yet.”

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Kate Moss’s drunken breasts

38854PCN_KateMossHere’s a zit-faced Kate Moss stumbling out of Chinawhite club in London at 3am with her unconfined saggy bags pretty much in open view. Seriously, if this woman doesn’t give you the strongest vibe of Deja Vu, then we don’t know what does. At this point, all we have to do is write the words “shitfaced” and “bad British teeth” and you’d start yelling “Nipples, ahoy matey, i see nipples through that shirt i tell ya!” Unless of course, Amy Winehouse comes to your mind first, in which case you’d be yelling “Shiver me timber!! The whole torpedo is out of the shirt i tell ya!!!laaahr yaaahr ‘eads!!!”

 

Amy Winehouse snubbed Robbie Williams, claims Daddy Winehouse

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Amy Winehouse thinks Robbie Williams is a f***ing non-professional. In fact, Amy even turned down a duet with Robbie just because she thought his idea was a joke. However, let me warn you that these words are coming out from the mouth of Mitch Winehouse. Amy is yet to air her reaction on her dad’s most recent rant.

According to Contactmusic,

The ‘Rehab’ singer’s father Mitch has revealed his daughter was approached by the ‘Angels’ singer to duet with him, but she told Robbie she thought his idea was a “f***ing” joke. Speaking on his online show ‘Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant’, he said: “I’m a bit worried about Robbie, next thing he’ll be wanting to make a record with Amy. That’s preposterous.” The 58-year-old taxi driver added: “Actually he said that once... he wanted to do a record with Amy. Amy said, ‘Are you f***ing joking.’ “

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who thinks this way, but Mitch should better stick to his driving skills rather than waste his precious time commenting on issues alien to him. I mean, if he can’t even differentiate between an affirmative and an interrogative sentence, then he should better keep his f***ing tongue tied to his dentures!

 

Courtney Love channeling Abraham Lincoln and Abba all in one day

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Obviously taking a break from writing coked out sentences that make sense only to Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love decided to venture out of her NYC apartment for a stroll…by pretending to be a colonialist of the 1700s on a bad acid trip..wait, had they mastered the art of tye-dying back then?

 

Amy Winehouse is all put together now

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Here’s Amy Winehouse yelling at the paparazzi as she stumbled out of the club she went to for her 14-year old goddaughter’s birthday party, with snowflakes in her nostrils (see close up) and her left inflatable, still stamped with her ex-husband’s and now fiancee’s name who is as we speak repeatedly banging an Amy-lookalike tranny he met online called Mia, in risk of toxic spillage.

This exhibit of grace comes just days after she pleaded guilty to assault and disorder for pulling a theater manager’s hair and cursing at him after she was refused a drink right around Christmas.

So all in all, we’re just going to go ahead and say that she’s getting her act together because, honestly, by now we were expecting to hear news about her body discovered next to a power grid with a line stuck in her mouth in an attempt to feel something after a round of crack failed to light up her bolt-ins and a pack of coyotes lying poisoned around her.  And you thought happy endings were only a thing of fairy-tales…you silly kids.

 

Beyonce takes 6 Grammys, makes history

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Beyonce made history at the Grammys on Sunday as she collected six trophies, including song of the year for her anthem “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It),” making her the most decorated woman in one night in the 52-year history of the awards show.

Beyonce won her sixth trophy with best female pop vocal for “Halo.” Perhaps she was not aware of her record-setting feat; her acceptance speech was decidedly low key.

“Thank you so much. This has been such an amazing night for me and I’d love to thank the Grammys,” Beyonce said in her brief remarks. “I’d like to thank all of the fans for their support over the years.”

The Kings of Leon, whose “Use Somebody” trumped her “Halo” to win record of the year, were a bit more entertaining when they picked up their trophy, the family quartet’s third of the night.

“I’m not going to lie, we’re all a little drunk. But we’re happy drunks,” said lead singer Caleb Followill.

Beyonce, who in 2004 won five Grammys on the strength of her debut album “Dangerously in Love,” a mark tied by the likes of Alicia Keys, Norah Jones and Lauryn Hill, Amy Winehouse and Alison Krauss, reached that milestone again Sunday en route to the new record. She is the first to reach that mark twice.

She won the songwriting trophy along with three writers for “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It).” The superstar also won best R&B contemporary album for “I Am … Sasha Fierce” among her other awards, and still had the opportunity to win the evening’s remaining top award — album of the year.

 

Amy Winehouse likes to ruin penises AND vaginas

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As it turns out, Amy Winehouse is into lesbo sex. The news, although not surprising as Amy would most likely blow a goat if you stuck a bong in its ass comes after revelations her ex-hubby who is now her fiancee again, just cheated on her with a pre-op tranny who looks exactly like her (in Blake’s defense, he thought it was Amy…the tranny was also sporting cauliflower-sized warts on his penis and water balloons at bursting point for a chest)…just keeping it classy, Wino-style as usual.

Via the always dependable NewsOfTheWorld (hey, it exposed Tiger Wood’s slut bonanza, so everything they write must be true…EVEN that story with the three-headed alien being the daddy of Octomom’s spawns):

SOUL superstar AMY WINEHOUSE has revealed that she sings both ways.

Yep, the Back To Black troublemaker has told friends she is BISEXUAL.

The revelation (although I think we all had our suspicions) comes just days after Amy heard rumours that her ex-hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL had a relationship with a pre-op transsexual.

Wacky Wino told close friends: “So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love Blake.

“There is something about being with a woman that is very satisfying. I don’t care what people think about me being bi – I do what feels good.”

Despite this, Winehouse, 26, is said to be furious with Blake, 27, over stories linking him to the male Wino lookalike called Mia.

She admitted: “It is embarrassing. I knew this girl. She used to stand outside my house all the time.

“I even spoke to her on the phone telling her to keep away from Blake because he told me she was hassling him.

“He can’t keep doing this to me. But I don’t judge him for it – everyone has sexual desires.”

And last night, a friend of Amy’s confirmed that the singer was bisexual.

Speaking with Amy’s consent, they told me that Wino loves to check out beautiful women – and even has a crush on X Factor judge CHERYL COLE.

“There is nothing restrained about Amy’s sexuality,” said the pal.

“She doesn’t hold back and says what she feels. She often talks about other women. Her favourite is Cheryl, who she really fancies. Most women can appreciate another woman’s beauty but Amy definitely takes that to the next level.”

Despite his apparent links with Mia AND secretly proposing to brunette Sarah Aspin, Blake is still The One for Amy. The friend confirmed she is likely to end up back with Blake.

The source said: “Right now, she’s absolutely devastated. She’s had a horrible few days and doesn’t know what to do. But she certainly hasn’t said for sure that the engagement is off.

“Whether she’s deluded or not, Amy genuinely believes her and Blake are a fairytale who will end up together one day.” Amy’s crazy sex life has been well documented.

During the promotion of her last album in 2006, she told of her new tattoos of naked women and said: “I like pin-up girls. I’m more of a boy than a girl.”

 

Amy Winehouse wants to be black…or a citrus fruit, it’s a toss up

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You know, Amy Winehouse is back with her ex-husband Blake Fielder which means Amy looking like Louis Armstrong with Jordan’s boobs and lips is probably the result of these two coke-afficionados throwing a blow party and then naturally getting curious as to how it would feel to have sex like rotisserie chicken. And to keep things classy, here she is leaving some of that fake tan on the floor as she takes a tumble infront of her hotel’s entrance…guess ex-hubby didn’t tell her to close her eyes when he started skunk-spraying her mutt.

 

Singer Amy Winehouse charged with assault

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The singer Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault after allegedly attacking a theatre manager at a pantomime.

Ms Winehouse was in the audience for Cinderella at Milton Keynes Theatre on Saturday, watching an all-star cast including Mickey Rooney, Anthea Turner and Bobby Davro.

But she was reported to have entered the pantomime spirit a little too enthusiastically, repeatedly shouting out “He’s f***ing behind you!” during the performance. The Sun newspaper said that she also branded the Ugly Sisters “bitches”.

Thames Valley police began an investigation after the front-of-house manager, Richard Pound, complained that the Back to Black star had pulled his hair, punched him and kicked him when he asked her to move seats.

 

Blake Fielder-Civil & Amy Winehouse Plan To Start A Family

Blake Fielder-Civil, the ex-husband of troubled singer Amy Winehouse, surprised The Sun on Saturday: "We're back together -- and we're engaged."

The couple divorced in September due to pressure from their parents. But Blake says they never stopped loving each other and got engaged again last month. He says he's "100 percent clean" and is determined to keep Amy off drugs as well.

The former heroin addict and ex-felon added that he and Amy plan to start a family.

Amy and I have talked about getting married again and starting a family. We both definitely want kids."

 

Amy Winehouse’s new boobs are melting away

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It was just three weeks ago that I was beaming with joy as I reported about Amy Winehouse’s new boobs, but it seems my joy and Wino’s boobs were destined to die a premature death. Wino’s father Mitch has revealed his daughter is in hospital after her new breast implants gave way and started leaking.

According to contactmusic.com,

Amy Winehouse was hospitalised after her breast implants “leaked”. The ‘Back to Black’ singer was admitted to a London medical centre earlier this week to be treated for what was believed to be complications with her medication. But her father Mitch Winehouse insists it was because she trouble with her new chest - which cost a rumoured £35,000.

I think it was Wino’s over-enthusiasm that killed her happiness midway and turned her dream into a nightmare. Either she found it too difficult to lay her hands off her new breasts or she failed to resist the temptation to test the durability of her new goodies by subjecting them to a solid pinch.
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Amy Winehouse Reportedly Went To The Hospital After Breast Implants Leaked

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London, England (CNS) – Amy Winehouse has been taken to the hospital yet again, but this time, it’s apparently because of a leaked boob job. The “Rehab” songstress’ father Mitch has hinted that his daughter recently went to a hospital after having problem with her enhanced breasts.

He said on his “Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant” show while pointing to his chest, “I can’t say why she went into hospital, but it wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”

U.K.’s Daily Mirror also quotes a friend of the singer that Winehouse saw something “oozing out of her top.”

But despite the difficulties with her implants, which reportedly cost around $58,000, she still plans to have another operation on other parts of her body. She is allegedly aiming for a “dream pin-up” look.

 

Amy Winehouse hospitalized after “allergic reaction to medication”

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Amy Winehouse and David Hassellhoff must be reading from the same manual of “how to spin it when you play that game of holding an open bottle of Patron with your teeth while your hands are tied up or when you pretend you’re a sniffer dog but instead you decide to snort the coke you used as a trail from your kitchen to your bedroom”. Because Amy was admitted to a London hospital on Sunday and the reason was of course, an allergic reaction to her medication (in case you were wondering why we haven’t posted pictures of her nipples hanging out for the past two days, they are confined to a hospital bed, but are sure to make a quick recovery and promise to be back on the streets scaring pedestrians in no time).

Winehouse, who was reportedly taking two types of medicine that reacted with each other, was advised by a doctor to visit The London Clinic after feeling ill. According to The Mirror, Amy was using the two different medicines to keep her clean from illegal substances following the singer’s well-known dug addiction. A source told the tabloid paper: “Amy took over-the-counter stuff for a cold but it didn’t agree with medication she takes for her on-going recovery.”
They added: “She felt rubbish when she woke on Sunday morning. A doctor came to her house and advised her to go to the hospital to make sure she was all right. She was due to stay the night.”
 

Knifed Up Round Two: Amy Winehouse is Trying to Up her Cake Game Now


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As if her new two bee stings up top weren’t enough, word on the town is that Amy Winehouse is also trying to get butt implants too.

We guess after the success of her breast implants, Amy wants to complete the package and is planning on enhancing her backside as well.  This seems like a really intense makeover but after recovering from excessive drug use, her body may need a pick me up.

 

Nicole Kidman out to prove she really isn’t a tranny…she just plays one

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Here’s Nicole Kidman minutes before discovering one of Keith Urban’s eyeballs stuck in between her bread folds. Nicole was attending the 2009 Country Music Awards last night and it is unknown as to whether her newly found bazookas were there for Keith to hide and maybe drown in after losing to Taylor Swift in three categories or a carefully planned move to show everyone she only plays a transsexual in a movie, but she’s all woman underneath it all. Hey, Amy Winehouse can go up to a 32WW and we’ll still think she carries a set of horse genitals underneath it all, so, sorry Nicole, a uterus is still required.

 

Amy Winehouse still trying to get us to notice her new knockers

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Here’s Amy Winehouse coming out of her favorite bar in London and doing everything humanly possible to convince us that a set of inflatables now qualifies her as a woman who can crank up the dial on a man’s frightened penis. Alas, we’re still waiting for the head implant (and hoping she won’t draw freckles on that one too).

 

Amy Winehouse wants to get butt implants

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They say when an addict, always an addict, and it seems Amy Winehouse has substituted her hunger for snorting with a new op-session:plastic surgery. According to British tabloids, now that Amy is conscious for more than a couple of hours a day, she’s come to realize drugs have ruined her once “pin-up” appearance (their words, not ours…if you ask us Amy had as much in common with a pin-up girl as an ape has with a brazilian wax).

So she is now intent on becoming Britain’s toothless Barbie meets Marge Simpson and according to The Sun, she has her mind set on getting larger breast implants (she recently went from a 32B to a 32D) as well as a butt implant (the latter making complete sense from a balancing standpoint).

A source of the tabloid said: “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends.

“She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

 

It’s official:Amy Winehouse has lost all nipple sensation

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Amy Winehouse’s new boobs are like two lightbulbs sitting on her chest, only there is no sign of an electric current going through them. How else can we explain the fact that the doped lollipop had her new giant snooker balls hanging out of her corset dress as she was leaving a restaurant in London and never registered it? See people? This is what happens when bags of calcified crack are used to inflate chests. It gets really messy, but oh, so fun to watch!

 

Amy Winehouse flaunts her pumped-up boobs!‎

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I’m not in a mood to speculate on Amy Winehouse’s career anymore, because she has proved me wrong so many times. Obviously, because of that junkie Blake. However, judging by these latest pics, I can safely proclaim that at least one aspect of Wino is on a rise - her bustline! BTW, can someone tell me the real reason behind her peeking nipple? Is it the ecstasy of The 2009 Q Awards or her inability to handle this sudden boost?! Anyway, I’m dead sure that Blake is not involved in this whole game. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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