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Angelina Jolie’s Reckless Life
Angelina Jolie has received a lot of media attention the past few days because of her reckless life. According to a source she only consumes 600 calories a day! “Angelina has been known to start her day with little more than a spoonful of coconut oil and a handful of cereal” a source told Grazia magazine. 600 calories? No wonder she always looks lethargic, how does she have energy throughout the day? Brad Pitt must not be getting any from her; there is no way she can make love on that diet. I mean, yeah she is in need of a foot long, but not that kind of a foot long. The source also claims she “forgets to eat” really? Yeah, and I forgot to mow the lawn yesterday.
But, Angelina doesn’t stop there; anorexia is not enough for her. Back when Angelina was playing around with blood, she was also close to dying, “I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. So, I’m very lucky.” she told ‘60 Minutes’ during an interview that is set to air on Sunday. She was asked to elaborate, but would only say that she “did the most dangerous” and “did the worst.”
I guess she hasn’t learned much because I think only eating 600 calories a day is pretty dangerous. Not to mention it makes you look sick. Evidence below…
Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)
Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”
Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.
Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.
Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”
Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?
Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).
Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??
Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?
Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.
So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”
So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.
Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.
Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)
This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.
Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.
Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.
Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.
Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.
Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.
Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.
Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?
Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!
Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.
Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.
And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.
Angelina Jolie’s legs are not freakish at all
Taking a page from Leann Rimes’ manual on how to insert your finger in your throat in order to better yourself, Angelina Jolie was seen in London yesterday with that ghost who used to be Brad Pitt before the 38 kids on their way to lunch. Wait, did we say lunch? Please!! This is as believable as saying Melissa McCarthy was at a state fair and refrained herself from eating live piglets without chewing them up first (who by the way won an Emmy last night which will hopefully end up on top of her fireplace and not in her large intestine).
Brad Pitt basically describes Jennifer Aniston as the most boring human being ever
In an interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt credits Angelina Jolie for bringing back all the lost joy to his penis and basically snatching him away from an existence trapped in the lifeless and frozen tandra that was Jennifer Aniston’s vagina.
Angie: Here honey, i wrote you a few bullet points for your interview.
Brad: Thanks Ang…wait a minute…but honey she’s really gonna get hurt if i say these things
Angie: You know, i saw the cuttest little mongolian outside the supermarket today..
Brad: Err, sure thing babe, but can we change the “lifeless dried up robot” to something more sensitive??
Here’s some excerpts from the interview:
‘I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.
‘I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic.
‘It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.”I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.
‘One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.’
‘I put much more emphasis on being a satisfied man. I’m satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.
‘A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss. That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.’
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Really Open About Sex to Their Kids
America’s favorite genetic outliers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have like fourteen kids. So how do they ever find the privacy to do sex to/on each other? According to Brad, there are no secrets in their house: “We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.’ They go, ‘Eww, gross!’ But we demand it.”
Interesting, we just assumed the kids knew when Brad and Angelina are getting it on by all the golden light and weeping angels coming from the bedroom. Does this mean that the kids also know Angie’s slim-down secrets and are privy to the eternal mystery of Brad’s sentient facial hair? Inquiring minds need to know.
But be honest now Brad, by kiss you mean “Mom is going off to play with knives, and Dad is going to his wing of the mansion to smoke dope while skyping Jennifer Aniston.”
Angelina Jolie’s Tattoo Causes Speculations That She is Adopting Another Child
Some people might have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. Well what new ink through yonder camera lens breaks? It is Angelina Jolie, with a seventh line to her tattoo on her left shoulder. Why yes, yes it is!
Visiting Libyan refugees in Tunisia, Angie revealed that she has added a seventh coordinate to her stack of six. The first six corresponds with the birthplaces of her six children (Cambodia, Vietnam, Ethiopia, Namibia, and France twice, for the twins) so who is the seventh one for? In Touch says it’s for Brad Pitt:
”She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to LA,” and it “signifies family unity.”
All I can make out is the latitude, 35N, which corresponds with Brad’s birthplace in Oklahoma. But the 35th parallel also goes through Tunisia; war-torn Iraqi city Tikrit; famed Moroccan metropolis Casablanca; Chinese Silk Road terminus Xian; and Mt. Fuji. Thus, we can safely conclude that Brangelina is adopting the Tunisia-born love child of Marco Polo and a Fuji mountain man, conceived while watching Casablanca and to the soundtrack from Oklahoma in a hovel in Iraq.
Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes
Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps.
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Social Network
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
The Kids Are All Right
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version
Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Glee
Best Director – Motion Picture
David Fincher, The Social Network
Cecil B. DeMille Award
Robert De Niro
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Laura Linney, The Big C
Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World (Denmark)
Best Performance by an Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, Glee
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin
Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Best Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network
Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” Burlesque, written by Diane Warren
Best Television Series – Drama
Boardwalk Empire
Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Colfer, Glee
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Carlos
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Ricky Gervais Got Banned From the Golden Globes for Being Awesome
Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’s masturbatory delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke that got him in the most trouble was when he made fun of Philip Berk, the current head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA for short).
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure,” a member of the HFPA says, adding that Gervais’ relentlessly mean shtick could have even larger consequences. “For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”
Berk verified on Monday that Ricky has ticked off the HFPA, telling the Hollywood Reporter that the two-time host went too far with his jokes aimed at other celebs.
“He definitely crossed the line,” Berk said. “And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that’s Ricky. Any of the references to individuals is certainly not something the Hollywood Foreign Press condones.”
Wait what, how do you humiliate a group that gave Pia Zadora an acting award? And at a show that was once just an excuse for a drunken bacchanal? Plus I’m pretty sure the HFPA got Ricky there knowing full well he would rip everyone a new asshole.
The fact the HFPA would blacklist someone from winning an award because they were personally offended simply validates how ridiculous the Golden Globes are.
“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” I mean, come on, that line alone made Gervais worthy of a knighthood.
Well done Sir. Ricky Gervais. Well done indeed.
The Scientology joke is a masterpiece. In order for either Tom Cruise or John Travolta to have a libel suit, the defamation has to be factual. In other words, since Ricky didn’t mention them by name they would basically have to come out of the closet. Thank you Sir. Gervais for the most brilliant Catch 22, I’ve ever seen in Hollywood.
Mega Gallery: 2011 Golden Globe Awards
The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards took place last night (Sunday, January 16, 2011) in Beverly Hills, California at the Beverly Hilton Hotel and here are the pics of the red carpet winners. The list includes Anne Hathaway, Dianna Agron, Emma Stone, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Naya Rivera, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, and Mandy Moore. Now don’t ask me about the trophy winners of the big night because I’m concentrated on choosing a winner out of these gorgeous beauties in gown. That and I’m still hunting for the video of Gwen Stefani’s L’Oreal Paris commercial to share with you all. Check out the gorgeous gallery after the jump.
Source: Egotastic!
Angelina Jolie glitters at Madrid premiere
OMG! Just when we thought we’d seen every possible hot shade of Angelina Jolie, here comes the late stunner. Here’s Jolie literally scorching the red carpet with her hot presence at the premiere of The Tourist in Madrid, Spain. She looks so hot and adorable! The Tourist may have bombed at the US box office in its opening week, but Jolie is a hit forever. Carry on, Jolie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Angelina Jolie is Asstacularly Asstastic
Assgelina Jolie was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in The Tourist, and she said the acknowledgment was an honor, then added “we were laughing because it’s the first time that I’ve been in the comedic category so it’s new for me.” Ironically that was the exact reaction from the rest of us. But who really cares about award nominations, what really matters here are these two pictures that have just surfaced of Angelina’s butt naked… umm butt. The pictures are from when she starred in Wanted not so long ago.
We find her ass more than adequate for our needs
Fun fact: The artist who did those back tattoos did not utter a single word for over twelve years after the day of finishing them… and when he finally did, he simply let out “Ta daaaaaa” before collapsing to his death. True story. We wouldn’t lie.
‘The Tourist’ falls flat at the box-office
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s much-anticipated movie, The Tourist, has bombed at the box office. The film failed to collect even 20 percent of the production cost in its opening weekend and fell flat in front of The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader which took around £19million.
The Sun reports,
The Tourist is thought to have taken just £12million over the weekend when it opened in the US - trounced by The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, which took around £19million. The thriller, set in Venice, cost around £63million to make but has been slated by critics. Hollywood blogger Nikkie Finke said it under-performed to the “point of desperation”. Experts predict it will be pulled from US cinemas within weeks. In the film, Angelina, 35, plays the English girlfriend of a thief wanted for robbing a gangster. Depp, 47, is an American teacher she meets on a train. Reviewers branded it “stupid” and said the pair lacked chemistry.
Angelina Jolie brings her hotness back
I guess the title of the post is self-explanatory in all sense because this has become sort of a rare event now. Exactly, I’m talking about Angelina Jolie and her elusive hotness. I can’t even remember the last time I found her so sexy and adorable. The good thing is her heavenly hotness is intact and the hottie just decided to flaunt it all over again at the world premiere of The Tourist in NYC. Of course, Brad Pitt was there too, but right now I want to concentrate on just one thing - Jolie’s stunning sexiness. I’m not exaggerating things, but these pictures just blew me away. Going great, Jolie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Chelsea Handler Clearly Hates Angelina Jolie, Called her a F**king C**t, F**king B**ch
Jennifer Aniston’s new best bud, Chelsea Handler, went off on Angelina Jolie (and some random girl in the audience) during a stand-up performance in New Jersey over the weekend, calling Jolie a f**king homewrecker among other awesome foul mouthed things.
Why this leather-faced, sucked-to-get-where-she-is, unoriginal, unfunny praying mantis gets any attention is a mystery to me. However this must be the first time I laughed at a Chelsea Handler joke. Mostly because I like swear words.
“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said. “I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”
In one corner we have an A-list no-talent drug addled homewrecking Medusa and in the other corner we have a perpetually besotted hypocritical blowhard who isn’t fit to wash Kathy Griffin’s camo bikini with her tongue… Either way a bitch is gonna get cut in this cat fight.
I’m Team Debbie Reynolds on this one, in other words I don’t give a crap about either Chelsea/Aniston or Angelina.
Angelina Jolie under fire from Bosnian War rape victims
Angelina Jolie has come under fire from a group of Bosnian War rape victims because of an upcoming wartime love story set in the region. The plot of the movie, which happens to be Jolie’s directorial debut, focuses on a Muslim woman who falls in love with her Serbian rapist. The campaigners are not happy with Jolie’s involvement in the project and want the actress to be stripped of her role as a United Nations goodwill ambassador.
After turning down Jolie’s invitation to come to Hungary and discuss their grievances (insisting any meeting should take place in Bosnia, where the war crimes had been committed), the campaigners fired off a letter of complaint to the United Nations to show their concern about Jolie’s film. The letter alleges,
We have insisted to meet Angelina Jolie since we don’t want to be wrongly presented in the world... Our voices are worthwhile and we should have got much more respect...
Angelina made a big mistake. We feel that she did not act like a real UNHCR ambassador and we believe that she has no more credibility to remain the ambassador.
Angelina Jolie Boycotts Thanksgiving Saying it’s a ‘Story of Murder’
PopEater is reporting that while you will be preparing to sit down with your family for a Thanksgiving feast, stuffing your face with stuffed turkey, Angelina Jolie and her family of 143 kids will be sat around a campfire quoting Christina Ricci’s speechr fom The Ice Storm, telling her kids that people are being thankful for “letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.”
According to an unnamed friend of Brangelina’s: “Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans. To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn’t her style. She definitely doesn’t want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder. Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday.”
You know, I’m all for educating children but sometimes the hypocrisy of parenting astounds me. We’re celebrating a holiday that in modern times has nothing to do with anything but a big carb-laden meal and giving thanks to what you have, originally that being a good harvest season. It’s not like people spend the day going on Native American hunts, shooting wild turkeys then gathering around the table and saying “we thank our ancestors for done killing those injuns dead… yeeeeeehaawwwww!”
Although that would be awesome… Oh and Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Angelina Jolie is now a comic book heroine
Here’s one good news for the loyal fans of Brangelina. Very soon they’ll get the chance to bring the better half of this couple - Angelina Jolie - into the comfort of their drawing rooms... in the form of a comic book. Jolie has been immortalized in her own graphic novel titled Female Force: Angelina Jolie.
According to Contactmusic,
Female Force: Angelina Jolie tells the story of the Tomb Raider star’s rise to fame as well as her experiences raising six children and serving as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations. Writer Brent Sprecher says, “I learned a great deal about her struggles and triumphs as an award-winning actress, mother and humanitarian.” The comic hits shelves in January (11), putting Jolie alongside stars including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Betty White who have had their lives chronicled by Bluewater Production animators.
George Clooney Uses Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Kids As Decoys
That George Clooney is a smooth one. Although his villa in Laglio, Italy, has often given him solace from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, lately it's become overrun with tourists. So how does The American star manage to catch a break? By using the kids of friends Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as decoys, that's how.
"Unfortunately Laglio is turning into a bit of a tourist mecca now and so I have to be a little more careful whenever I'm there - either that, or I should just stand at the entrance to the village handing out tourist brochures," he tells UK's The Sun.
"Whenever I want, I can always stage a diversion and invite Brad and Angie and their 15 children to come over," George joked, referring to Brad and Angelina's large brood – Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.
"Then I can sneak away to the other side of the lake by boat and do whatever I want."
Brad and George have been friends for years, having worked together on the three Oceans films - which kicked off in 2001 with Ocean's Eleven. The two also worked together on the 2008 flick Burn After Reading.
Angelina Jolie & Her Girls Land In Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie was seen arriving at Los Angeles International Airport with her eldest daughters, Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, on Saturday (September 18). As the trio made their way through the busy airport, an airline employee assisted Shiloh who was carrying a wooden sword.
Last week, we spotted Angie and her girls landing in London for a short stay.
The Academy Award-winning actress and her partner Brad Pitt are also parents to Maddox, 9, Pax, 6 1/2, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.
Celebrity Children Who Have Helped Heal Famous Families
Anyone who has ever had a family knows what it's like to experience grief, discord, or estrangement... and if your family has remained free of such sorrows, consider yourself lucky!
Even, and sometimes especially the rich and famous find themselves caught up in family feuds that are documented in the headlines for all to witness. But several celebrities have found healing and a way back to love and goodwill through the birth and upbringing of their children.
From Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock and Mariska Hargitay, click through to read about famous families who have found new beginnings in their own families via their kids.
Angelina Jolie & Her Girls Land In London
Angelina Jolie and her daughters Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, were spotted at London's Heathrow Airport on Wednesday (September 15). The Academy Award-winning actress walked hand in hand with her eldest daughters after their long flight from Los Angeles.
While Zahara wore black pants and a yellow cardigan, Shiloh rocked a pair of rugged combat boots. The famous tot also sported a black vest over a short-sleeve oxford shirt and black pants. Angelina, 35, recently said that Shiloh dresses "like a little dude."
I think she is fascinating, the choices she is making. And I would never be the kind of parent to force somebody to be something they are not. I think that is just bad parenting.... Children should be allowed to express themselves in whatever way they wish without anybody judging them because it is an important part of their growth."
Angelina and her partner Brad Pitt are also parents to Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.
Angelina Jolie Departs With Her Daughters
A-list mama Angelina Jolie was photographed departing Los Angeles International Airport with daughters Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, on Tuesday (September 14).
The 35-year-old mother of six walked hand in hand with her eldest daughters as they made their way through the busy airport.
Angie has recently been in Pakistan as part of her work as a US Goodwill Ambassador. She is sure to tell all her children - including Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne - about her philanthropic efforts:
I tell my children why I'm going and I explain to them, why I was packing flashlights and food," Angie said. "They help me pack things. It helps them to be better people to understand a little bit about the world."
Angelina Jolie is a Loser With No Friends
As a gossip site we love to take serious subjects like the current floods in Pakistan and pretty much degrade the whole situation by reporting on things nobody should in reality care about (but let’s face it, we all do), so here is our latest stab at a famous person at the cost of a real life disaster.
In a nutshell, nobody seems to like Angelina Jolie. Us Magazine reports:
“I’ll talk to my family,” the actress – who is currently in Pakistan – said. “I talk to Brad [Pitt]; he wants to know as much as he can about these issues and every trip. He’s been here as well; he came with me after the earthquake. But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He is really the only person I talk to.”
Gee, I’m shocked. A certifiably batshit crazy chick has no friends?
Sure batshit crazy chicks are great in the sack (although her hottest years are well behind her now), but if sex is off the table, there’s no reason to be friends with someone like her, and PLENTY of reasons to avoid her like the Pestilence horseman of the apocalypse.
However Angie you can comfort yourself in the knowledge you have 4718 facebook friends, 4717 being sweaty fat dudes, but facebook friends none the less.
Celebrity Parenting Advice: The Good, The Bad, & The Questionable
Celebrity parents are always sounding off on their children and their role as parents... some more than others. Angelina Jolie's latest promotional tour for her film, Salt included her opening up to every major news source about intimate details of her family, which included her opinions on the widely speculated fashion choices made by her biological daughter, Shiloh, with partner Brad Pitt.
Jolie is constantly dispensing personal facts about her home life that make many of us scratch our heads in confusion. Meanwhile, other celebrity parents also offer up good, bad or questionable advice when it comes to mommy or daddy duty.
Click below to read the advice several famous moms and dads suggest when it comes to child-rearing. Some of their insight is spot-on, while some of it is downright cuckoo or questionable!
Angelina Jolie Admits "I Don’t Have Many Friends"
With six kids and Brad Pitt as a husband it doesn't seem possible that Angelina Jolie would be lacking for company, but RadarOnline says that's what she hinted at in an interview with CNN.
The actress was asked who she confides in about work and personal pressures, and she admitted that her inner circle is a small one. "I'll talk to my family," Angelina said. "I talk to Brad; he wants to know as much as he can about these issues and every trip.
"But I don't know, I don't have a lot of friends to talk to," she said. "He is really the only person I talk to."
The Salt star is in Pakistan as part of her work as a US Goodwill Ambassador and also talked about how her kids – Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne – feel about her philanthropic efforts. "I tell my children why I'm going and I explain to them, why I was packing flashlights and food. They help me pack things. It helps them to be better people to understand a little bit about the world."
Celebrity Ink: Tattoos Of The Stars
No longer a taboo act reserved for sailors, tattoos prove that skin is always in. Celebrities have led the way in increasing the popularity of permanent body art.
Susan Sarandon recently talked about getting tattoos with her three kids. A heavily inked David Beckham revealed how his sons are eager to join in the family tradition: "One of them said to me recently, 'How old do I have to be before I get my first tattoo?' I was like, 'A lot older than you are now.'" While mother-of-two Nicole Richie - who is inked alongside fiancé Joel Madden - said she'd be "heartbroken" if their kids chose to get tattooed like mom and dad.
Let's take a look at 20 celeb parents who have been inked.
Whose tats do you like the best? Have you been inked?
Celebrity Baby Names: From Unique To Awful
We all wait in anticipation to hear that latest celebrity baby name. Who will be the next Elvis, Suri, Pilot Inspektor or Rumer?
But there's a fine line between unique and just plain cruel! Sometimes the celebs can go a bit overboard in their quest for the perfect baby name. Let's take a look through some of the best, worst and wackiest celeb baby names.
Which ones are your fav? Which ones are the worst?
Angelina Jolie Travels To Flood-Stricken Pakistan
Salt star Angelina Jolie, who serves as a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN's refugee agency, made her way to flood-stricken Pakistan this week to urge the international community to aid in recovery efforts for the country.
In a statement via The Huffington Post, Jolie said,
I am very moved by them and I hope that I am able to, today and tomorrow, be able to do something to help bring attention to the situation for all of the people in need in Pakistan."
Jolie donned the traditional attire that many of the country's Muslim women wear, while she visited families that had lost both family members, and possessions in the wake of the flooding. 17 million people have been affected by the flooding, which began after a monsoon hit the region in July, and 1700 have died.
Jolie was alone for the trip, and there were no sightings of partner Brad Pitt or the couples' six children.
Angelina Jolie Looking Good While Doing Good
Angelina Jolie has decided to use one of her many super powers to heal the flood victims in Pakistan with her purdy looking lips (simply the thought of those juicy lips has healed many lonely nights for me). She went to Pakistan as an official UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador.
Angelina Jolie has visited a refugee camp in northwest Pakistan in an effort to maintain global attention and compassion for the millions affected by the floods.
The UN, for whom she works as a goodwill ambassador, has said it has only received around two thirds of the $459m in aid needed to provide relief for the 21m Pakistanis affected.
- BBC News
We however are pretty sure she is only there to do a bit of child shopping. She just needs a few pictures to help the adoption go through smoothly.
Red Carpet Maternity Style: Who Bumped It Up The Best?
Long gone are the days of wearing muumuus during pregnancy. And forget about staying home to hide your growing bump! Celebrities have led the way in embracing maternity curves at A-list events.
Some of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood have hit the red carpet with their baby bumps. Let's take a look at the best - and worst - maternity fashions to hit Hollywood events.
Who rocked their bump the best?
