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Angelina Jolie & Kids Land In L.A.

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Academy Award-winning actress Angelina Jolie was spotted with two of her kids – son Maddox, 12, and daughter Zahara, 9 – at Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday (March 29). A few days earlier, the trio were seen heading to London, England together.

During a recent trip to Sarajevo with UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, the mom-of-six spoke out in a new campaign to stop rape being used as a weapon of war.

“It is inspiring that it is here in Bosnia, international peacekeepers are being trained to protect civilians from sexual violence,” she told The Mirror. “This is groundbreaking.”

The Oscar winner went on to gush about her fiancé, 12 Years a Slave star Brad Pitt, and family life with their “rainbow family” — including sons Pax, 10, and Knox, 5, and 7-year-old daughter Shiloh.

“Brad is always encouraging me and willing to assume a lot of the parental duties,” she said. “He loves being a father and that’s one thing I’m most proud of about him. With a large family, you need that support.”

As for being a good role model for their kids, Angie says that Brad is the best.

“Brad is a wonderful teacher and guide, for the boys in particular,” the actress said. “He likes to plan things and proceed in a very deliberate and methodical way. He is much cooler and calmer… I can be more impulsive and outspoken. It’s very reassuring to know there is this very solid and generous man in your life.”

In terms of their big brood, Angelina says they thrive on the non-stop pace within their family.

“You get used to having this huge commotion around you,” Angelina shared. “I’ve always been the kind of person who enjoys being alone yet once our family grew larger I discovered that I am truly happy to find myself surrounded by the children and have them come in when I’m taking a bath or lying down on the sofa or bed.”

She added: “Even though it can be tough with six kids, especially after I had the twins, things have settled into a more natural rhythm.”

As for juggling their hot careers and globetrotting with the demands of six children, Angelina says they’ve learned to roll with the punches.

“We always consult each other in advance to know how much time we need for work and where we need to go,” she said. “Brad and I never work at the same time and we have the advantage of many months off. He is a very hands-on father and he loves to make breakfast and drive them to school in the mornings.”

It sounds like Brad and Angie truly are the perfect match.

“If I need to work on something I know that he will always be ready to take over,” Angelina shared.

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Angelina Jolie: LAX With Maddox & Zahara

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Maleficent actress Angelina Jolie was photographed with two of her kids – Maddox, 12, and Zahara, 9 – at the Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday (March 25). With her arm around her daughter, the Academy Award-winning actress, 38, walked with her kids through the busy terminal.

“Outside my home I can be somewhat serious,” Angelina recently said. “[But with my family] we laugh and we play, and I’m light again, and I’m a kid again, and I’m loving and soft again because they’ve brought that back in my life.”

With 5-year-old daughter Vivienne making a cameo in her newest film Maleficent, Angelina talked about her kids being in the movies.

“We think it’s fun for our kids to have cameos and join us on set, but not to be actors,” she shared. “That’s not our goal for Brad and I at all.”

The actress-director and her fiancé, 12 Years a Slave star Brad Pitt, are also parents to sons Pax, 10, and Knox, 5, and 7-year-old daughter Shiloh.

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Angelina Jolie Partners With Stella McCartney For Maleficient Kids Collection

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Angelina Jolie and Stella McCartney have collaborated on a kids clothing collection inspired by the upcoming movie Maleficent.

Stella told WWD, “I’ve always been a huge fan of Disney growing up, as was my mother, and I grew up watching all the films like most kids did. When the opportunity presented itself and I was invited by Angelina Jolie to visit the film set, I jumped at the chance.”

Included in the line are princess dresses and sandals, and edgy t-shirts and sneakers for boys and girls ages four to 14. Prices range from about $75 to $185. The collection will be available at Stella McCartney stores worldwide, Disney stores and online, and select kids’ stores at the end of April. The movie opens on May 30.

Ten percent of the sales made in Stella McCartney stores and online will benefit SOS Children’s Villages, which works to provide homes for children in need.

In a past interview Jolie explained Pax’s reaction to her Maleficent costume.

She said, “When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”

 

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Flyguy

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A-listers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed upon arrival at the Los Angeles International Airport on Monday (February 17). Joined by three security guards and their 12-year-old son Maddox, the group were seen making their way through the busy terminal.

The night before, the engaged couple looked sleek and sexy in matching tuxedos at the 2014 British Academy Film Awards at the Royal Opera House in London.

With her long locks down in smooth waves, the actress-director donned a formfitting Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane ensemble for the awards show. Meanwhile, her fiancé was dapper in a Valentino tuxedo for the big night out.

On Valentine’s Day, Angelina and Maddox were seen departing LAX for the fun-filled weekend in London.

Brad has been in Europe working on his new film, Fury.

The power couple are also parents to five more children: Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 7, and 5-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Land In L.A.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bring their Family back to LA

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A-listers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed with their six children – Maddox, 12, Pax, 9, Zahara, 8, Shiloh, 7, and 5-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne – arriving at the Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday (February 5).

The famous family-of-eight were seen returning from Sydney where Angelina has been filming Unbroken, a story about Olympic track star Louis Zamperini’s 1943 ordeal in Australia.

Meanwhile, Brad has been working on his latest movie, Fury, in England.

Filming of Unbroken wrapped earlier this week and the high-profile couple celebrated with a farewell party at Shipwrecked Seafood Bar & Grill in Airlie Beach, Australia.

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: Cinema With The Cuties

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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the kids went to the movies in Sydney, Australia on Saturday (December 28). The couple – along with Pax, 9, Maddox, 12, Zahara, 8, Shiloh, 7, and 5-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne were at the Harbour Town Shopping Center.

Jolie is currently filming Unbroken in the country.

Earlier in the week the family enjoyed a boat ride. An insider told US Weekly, “They spent hours on the boat with the kids, who were really cute and friendly.”

Added another insider, “They meet as often as they can. They don’t want to spend too much time apart.”

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Angelina Jolie & Maddox Fly Into LAX

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Angelina Jolie and Maddox arrived at LAX on Thursday (August 15). Angelina looked chic in black while Maddox, 12, sported shades and a beanie on his head. The pair were just in London.

Maddox is such a fan of action films – he landed a small part in Brad Pitt’s World War Z. Pitt told People, “He’s got a small piece in it. He’s a zombie who then gets shot. I don’t know what that says about my parenting!”

Meanwhile Jolie has been promoting Maleficent way ahead of its release. She recently was at the Disney’s D23 expo  in Anaheim, Calif. when she mentioned how her costume scared the children.

“The strange thing was people with little kids would visit set and I would think, ‘Oh I’m a Disney character.’ And I would go over to the children and say, ‘Hi, do you wanna…’ And they’d scream and they would run off. One little kid even said, ‘Mommy please tell the mean witch to stop talking to me.’”

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First Photos: Celebrity Babies Make Their Debut

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As the world waits for the first images of North West - the newborn daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - the question remains: to tweet or to make a deal?

With rumors swirling that Kim’s momager Kris Jenner will introduce her granddaughter on her new daytime TV show, to reported offers of up to $2 million for a magazine cover debut, we await the first images of baby KimYe.

Let’s take a look at the big business of releasing the first photos of Tinseltown’s tots.

It’s been a few years since A-list couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt received a whopping $15 million for the first pictures of their now 4-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne. The Jolie-Pitt twins – along with their four other siblings – are now just as famous as their parents.

The debut of celebrity children continues to make headlines. While the demand has not died, many star couples are passing on multi-million dollar paychecks for the first glimpse of their tots, and releasing the debut photos via social media.

R&B royalty Jay-Z and Beyoncé unveiled the first photos of their daughter Blue Ivy on Tumblr, just a few weeks after her January 2012 birth.

In June, star couple Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum released the first photo of their newborn daughter Everly via Facebook.

For a long time running, PEOPLE magazine had a monopoly on introductory celebaby photos. But today, many stars are turning to competitors who are doling out generous offerings.

Other high-profile parents are releasing their own photos for free via social media. While some do not debut any photos at all, and are simply caught by the paparazzi, as was the case recently for Sarah Michelle Gellar who was spotted for the first time with 9-month-old son Rocky.

Here’s a list of top 10 most expensive baby photos to date.

  • $15 million – Knox Leon & Vivienne Marcheline (Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie)
  • $6 million – Max & Emme Muñiz (Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony)
  • $4.1 million – Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt /Angelina Jolie)
  • $3 million – Levi Alves McConaughey (Matthew McConaughey/Camila Alves)
  • $2 million – Dannielynn Birkhead (Anna Nicole Smith/Larry Birkhead)
  • $2 million – Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt (Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt)
  • $1.5 million – Max Liron Bratman (Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman)
  • $1.5 million – Honor Marie Warren (Jessica Alba/Cash Warren)
  • $1 million – Harlow Winter Kate Madden (Nicole Richie/Joel Madden)
  • $1 million – Maddie Briann Aldridge (Jamie Lynn Spears/Casey Aldridge)

Honorable mention: Sean Preston Federline (Britney Spears/Kevin Federline) $500,000

Unknown amount: Louis Bardo Bullock (Sandra Bullock)

How do you think North West will make her debut?

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: “No Secrets” With Our Kids

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In the first public appearance since news of her recent preventative double mastectomyAngelina Jolie and fiancé Brad Pitt walked the red carpet together on Sunday (June 2) at the London premiere of Brad’s new film, World War Z.

While promoting his new zombie thriller, Brad opened up to Extra about Angelina’s courage. “It really shows you that one person can make a difference… I was incredibly proud of her way before this, but it was a very brave decision.”

At the premiere after-party, Brad talked about how they explained Angelina’s surgery to their six children.

“We have a policy in our family, no secrets,” he shared. “I mean, there’s an age of understanding, so you’ve got to present it in a way that is age appropriate, but we know our children very well. We want everything to be on the table and any questions they have, for them to ask.”

The star couple are parents to Maddox, 12, Pax, 9, Zahara, 8, Shiloh, 7, and 4-year-old twin Knox and Vivienne.

World War Z hits US theaters June 21.

 

Angelina Jolie & Her Flyguy

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Academy Award-winner Angelina Jolie was photographed with her 12-year-old son Maddox at the Los Angeles International Airport on Friday (April 12). Both dressed in black and aviator shades, the mother-son duo were seen arriving back in L.A. after a brief trip to London, England.

The mom-of-six brought her oldest child on the trip where she urged G8 foreign ministers to stop rape in conflict zones, which she says is a global issue that can be prevented.

Earlier this month, we saw the Salt star and her younger sons – Pax, 9, and Knox, 4 – shopping at FAO Schwarz in New York City.

Angelina and fiancé Brad Pitt are also parents to daughters Zahara, 8, Shiloh, 6, and Knox’s twin sister Vivienne, 4.

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Angelina Jolie & Kids Shop Urban Outfitters

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Mom-of-six Angelina Jolie stepped out with her son Pax, 9, and daughter Zahara, 8, in Los Angeles, Calif. on Wednesday (February 13). The trio were spotted after shopping at Urban Outfitters.

Shielding her eyes from the sunshine, Zahara walked hand-in-hand with her mom after picking out some new clothes. Meanwhile big brother Pax, sporting a Nirvana tee, was seen rummaging through his new duds in the shopping bag.

The Oscar-winner – who is also mom to Maddox, 12, Shiloh, 6, and 4-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne with fiancé Brad Pitt – is set to light up the big screen with her youngest daughter in the upcoming movie Maleficent.

And according to reports, the pretty preschooler is set to earn $3,000 per week in the Disney film.

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Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood

Ever wonder how much your favorite actresses are bringing in? Well, you are about to find out! Forbes has come out with its annual list of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. And you just might be surprised who came out on top…

Kristen Stewart! We bet that wasn‘t your first guess, but it does make sense if you think about it. She has made $12.5 million for each of the last two Twilight movies and if you combine that with what she made from Snow White and the Huntsman — Stewart made $34.5 million this past year! Also surprising, Cameron Diaz is a very close second at $34 million, we wouldn’t have guessed that either

Take a look at the top 10 below…

  1. Kristen Stewart, $34.5 million
  2. Cameron Diaz. $34 million
  3. Sandra Bullock, $25 million
  4. Angelina Jolie, $20 million
  5. Charlize Theron, $18 million
  6. Julia Roberts, $16 million
  7. Sarah Jessica Parker, $15 million
  8. Meryl Streep, $12 million
  9. Kristen Wiig, $12 million
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged!

We’re not sure why every website online seems to be so “shocked” by this news, considering Brad and Angelina have basically been married for seven years now. We all know marriage is just a label, anyway. Brad’s manager, Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there is no wedding date yet. Right now, the engagement is just a “promise for the future.” (Isn’t adopting 23456 children kind of a promise to the future, too?)

The two love-birds first met while they were filming, ’Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ in 2005. They had previously said that they would NOT get married ‘til gay people could get married, but admitted that their children really wanted them to get married.

Well, congratulations! Hopefully the wedding happens before 2019! Our fingers are crossed. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Engaged!

 

Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg goes Viral… and Creates Hysterical Spoofs!!!

Angelina Jolie’s right leg has seen more press than any other leg in history. Her pose for The Oscars, where she stuck her long, lithe leg out the slit in her dress ALL night long, has become infamous overnight. Angelina’s ‘legbombing’ was a viral topic on search engines and her leg even got it’s own Twitter page and following!

Immediately after Angelina’s red carpet debut, artists got to work. Within hours, Angelina’s leg was popping up on all sorts of things — even on famous works of art like Whistler’s Mother, Birth of Venus, The Creation of Adam, and the Vitruvian Man. Angie’s lithe limb even made an appearance at the Leaning Tower of Piza, The Beatles Abbey Road cover, the moon landing, and it was even posed kicking Obama in the butt!

But, the funniest spoofs of Angelina’s Oscars pose were the ‘leg-overs,’ where the artist overlapped Angie’s long, high-heeled leg over the leg of the person featured in the picture. Her leg ended up on Melissa McCarthy, The Statue of Liberty, Jackie Chan, and even Darth Vadar. But the very best were the leg-overs on Meryl Streep — in her hideous gold Oscars gown — Adolf Hitler, the Pope, and even Her Majesty, The Queen of England! Why were those so hysterically funny? Because, they were so hysterically inappropriate!!! Oh… you gotta love bored people — they come up with the best sh!t!

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Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Angelina Jolie TOTALLY Snubs Stacy Keibler!!!

Whenever we hear about Angelina Jolie, it’s normally about the good, humanitarian and philanthropic things she’s done, making her out to be this wonderful, giving, and loving woman. Well, it seems Ms. Jolie isn’t as kind as we may think. Case in point — the private jet incident… George Clooney, together with his bombshell girlfriend of six months Stacy Keibler, hitched a ride on Brad and Angelina’s private jet  from L.A. to the Palm Springs International Film Festival in  California on January 7th. But, even though it was only the four of them… the ride was quite turbulent — and not from the freezing air at 35,000 feet, but from the frigid air inside the luxurious craft. A source close to the couples said this: ‘Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane… Angelina went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She  would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!’ Hmm… Angelina’s snobbery was probably due to one of two reasons. #1 — Angelina even admitted herself to Marie Claire mag back in December that she didn’t really have any female friends. Maybe she just doesn’t know how to talk to chicks… or, maybe she’s just a bitch. Who knows? Possible reason #2 — she was planning on getting freaky with Brad and her plans were ruined when George and Stacy tagged along. We all know that Angelina is a freak in the sheets, so it wouldn’t be doubtful if that was the reason. ;D Whatever her snobbish reasons were, though, it was still a bitchy thing to do. No bother, though; Angelina’s bombshell sexy… she can do what she want!
 

Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like for 1/11/12

What’s up, my peeps, and Happy Wednesday!! Khloe Kardashian is suuuuuper pissed! And with good reason. Her ex-stepmom’s, two women who were married to her father Robert Kardashian after he and Kris Jenner split, have recently gone to the tabloids saying that Robert admitted to them both that Khloe was fathered by another man. Hmm… question. How is it that BOTH of these women went to a tabloid at the same exact time? Why… I bet it’s because they planned the shit out. We all know that Khloe is not the spitting image of her father or her two big sisters, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not his biological daughter. I wish I could go into genetics and recessive genes with these idiots, but I don’t think they’d listen to me. There was one person who listened to the older women’s claims, though… Khloe. And she was ticked, as any daughter would be, and went — where else — to voice her opinion? Twitter, of course! Yes, like two sixty something year old women would see your Twitter rant… Anyway, she had this to say: ‘The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).’ Blue Ivy — The Antichrist!!! Yup, according to a North Carolina CHURCH sign that read Beyonce Had Her Baby, Satan Is On Earth. Wooooow… The pastor of the church actually made a statement to TMZ, saying that he took the sign down immediately after he received numerous complaints from the locals. In a twist of irony, though, the pastor went on the local news claiming that he never told TMZ a thing. This just gets weirder and weirder… Aaaaand, ever more Bey baby blue’s… (okay, not a very good pun, but anywho) A report was just released that an investigator from the Health Department is going to be looking into the complaints from the parent’s that were forced to share the hospital with Beyonce and her million muscle men! We’re not sure how many parents have complained, but apparently, it’s been enough to call in the health department. And, believe it or not, it is illegal to keep a baby from their mother’s breast milk, and trust me, that hospital does not want the La Leche League (the international organization that supports breastfeeding mothers) who have billion dollar pockets on their ass. Having the health department investigating is going to cause enough problems. The investigator gave this comment in reference to the complaints, ‘Whenever we receive a complaint, we look into it. It’s not necessarily an investigation. It could be a review. Most likely in this case, it would be an investigation.’ So, what does that mean? That means that Lennox Hill Hospital has stepped in biiiiig donkey doo… Hmm… it seems our Commander in Chief is a celeb junkie, too. Just a day after infamous pics were [...]
 

Angelina Jolie’s Reckless Life

Angelina Jolie has received a lot of media attention the past few days because of her reckless life. According to a source she only consumes 600 calories a day! “Angelina has been known to start her day with little more than a spoonful of coconut oil and a handful of cereal” a source told Grazia magazine. 600 calories? No wonder she always looks lethargic, how does she have energy throughout the day? Brad Pitt must not be getting any from her; there is no way she can make love on that diet. I mean, yeah she is in need of a foot long, but not that kind of a foot long. The source also claims she “forgets to eat” really? Yeah, and I forgot to mow the lawn yesterday.

But, Angelina doesn’t stop there; anorexia is not enough for her. Back when Angelina was playing around with blood, she was also close to dying, “I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. So, I’m very lucky.” she told ‘60 Minutes’ during an interview that is set to air on Sunday. She was asked to elaborate, but would only say that she “did the most dangerous” and “did the worst.”

I guess she hasn’t learned much because I think only eating 600 calories a day is pretty dangerous. Not to mention it makes you look sick. Evidence below…

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)

Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”

Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.

Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.

Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”

Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?

Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).

Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??

Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?

Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.

So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”

So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.

Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.

Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.

Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.

Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.

Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.

Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.

Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.

Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?

Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!

Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.

Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.

And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.

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Angelina Jolie’s legs are not freakish at all

Taking a page from Leann Rimes’ manual on how to insert your finger in your throat in order to better yourself, Angelina Jolie was seen in London yesterday with that ghost who used to be Brad Pitt before the 38 kids on their way to lunch. Wait, did we say lunch? Please!! This is as believable as saying Melissa McCarthy was at a state fair and refrained herself from eating live piglets without chewing them up first (who by the way won an Emmy last night which will hopefully end up on top of her fireplace and not in her large intestine).

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Brad Pitt basically describes Jennifer Aniston as the most boring human being ever

 

In an interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt credits Angelina Jolie for bringing back all the lost joy to his penis and basically snatching him away from an existence trapped in the lifeless and frozen tandra that was Jennifer Aniston’s vagina.

Angie: Here honey, i wrote you a few bullet points for your interview.

Brad: Thanks Ang…wait a minute…but honey she’s really gonna get hurt if i say these things

Angie: You know, i saw the cuttest little mongolian outside the supermarket today..

Brad: Err, sure thing babe, but can we change the “lifeless dried up robot” to something more sensitive??

Here’s some excerpts from the interview:

‘I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.

‘I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic.

‘It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself.”I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.

‘One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She is such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.’ 

‘I put much more emphasis on being a satisfied man. I’m satisfied with making true choices and finding the woman I love, Angie, and building a family that I love so much.

‘A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss. That’s the trade-off. But I’ll take it all.’

 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Really Open About Sex to Their Kids

America’s favorite genetic outliers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have like fourteen kids. So how do they ever find the privacy to do sex to/on each other? According to Brad, there are no secrets in their house: “We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.’ They go, ‘Eww, gross!’ But we demand it.”

Interesting, we just assumed the kids knew when Brad and Angelina are getting it on by all the golden light and weeping angels coming from the bedroom. Does this mean that the kids also know Angie’s slim-down secrets and are privy to the eternal mystery of Brad’s sentient facial hair? Inquiring minds need to know.

But be honest now Brad, by kiss you mean “Mom is going off to play with knives, and Dad is going to his wing of the mansion to smoke dope while skyping Jennifer Aniston.”

 

Angelina Jolie’s Tattoo Causes Speculations That She is Adopting Another Child

Some people might have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. Well what new ink through yonder camera lens breaks? It is Angelina Jolie, with a seventh line to her tattoo on her left shoulder. Why yes, yes it is!

Visiting Libyan refugees in Tunisia, Angie revealed that she has added a seventh coordinate to her stack of six. The first six corresponds with the birthplaces of her six children (Cambodia, Vietnam, Ethiopia, Namibia, and France twice, for the twins) so who is the seventh one for? In Touch says it’s for Brad Pitt:

 ”She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to LA,” and it “signifies family unity.”

All I can make out is the latitude, 35N, which corresponds with Brad’s birthplace in Oklahoma. But the 35th parallel also goes through Tunisia; war-torn Iraqi city Tikrit; famed Moroccan metropolis Casablanca; Chinese Silk Road terminus Xian; and Mt. Fuji. Thus, we can safely conclude that Brangelina is adopting the Tunisia-born love child of Marco Polo and a Fuji mountain man, conceived while watching Casablanca and to the soundtrack from Oklahoma in a hovel in Iraq.

 

Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes

Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps.

Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
The Kids Are All Right

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Glee

Best Director – Motion Picture
David Fincher, The Social Network

Cecil B. DeMille Award
Robert De Niro

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Laura Linney, The Big C

Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World (Denmark)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, Glee

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack

Best Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” Burlesque, written by Diane Warren

Best Television Series – Drama
Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Colfer, Glee

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Carlos

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, The Fighter

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Ricky Gervais Got Banned From the Golden Globes for Being Awesome

Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’­s masturbato­ry delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke that got him in the most trouble was when he made fun of Philip Berk, the current head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA for short).

Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure,” a member of the HFPA says, adding that Gervais’ relentlessly mean shtick could have even larger consequences. “For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”

Berk verified on Monday that Ricky has ticked off the HFPA, telling the Hollywood Reporter that the two-time host went too far with his jokes aimed at other celebs.

“He definitely crossed the line,” Berk said. “And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that’s Ricky. Any of the references to individuals is certainly not something the Hollywood Foreign Press condones.”

Wait what, how do you humiliate a group that gave Pia Zadora an acting award? And at a show that was once just an excuse for a drunken bacchanal? Plus I’m pretty sure the HFPA got Ricky there knowing full well he would rip everyone a new asshole.

The fact the HFPA would blacklist someone from winning an award because they were personally offended simply validates how ridiculous the Golden Globes are.

“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” I mean, come on, that line alone made Gervais worthy of a knighthood.

Well done Sir. Ricky Gervais. Well done indeed.

The Scientology joke is a masterpiece. In order for either Tom Cruise or John Travolta to have a libel suit, the defamation has to be factual. In other words, since Ricky didn’t mention them by name they would basically have to come out of the closet. Thank you Sir. Gervais for the most brilliant Catch 22,  I’ve ever seen in Hollywood.

 

Mega Gallery: 2011 Golden Globe Awards

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The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards took place last night (Sunday, January 16, 2011) in Beverly Hills, California at the Beverly Hilton Hotel and here are the pics of the red carpet winners. The list includes Anne Hathaway, Dianna Agron, Emma Stone, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Naya Rivera, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, and Mandy Moore. Now don’t ask me about the trophy winners of the big night because I’m concentrated on choosing a winner out of these gorgeous beauties in gown. That and I’m still hunting for the video of Gwen Stefani’s L’Oreal Paris commercial to share with you all. Check out the gorgeous gallery after the jump.

Source: Egotastic!

 

Angelina Jolie glitters at Madrid premiere

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OMG! Just when we thought we’d seen every possible hot shade of Angelina Jolie, here comes the late stunner. Here’s Jolie literally scorching the red carpet with her hot presence at the premiere of The Tourist in Madrid, Spain. She looks so hot and adorable! The Tourist may have bombed at the US box office in its opening week, but Jolie is a hit forever. Carry on, Jolie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Angelina Jolie is Asstacularly Asstastic

Assgelina Jolie was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in The Tourist, and she said the acknowledgment was an honor, then added “we were laughing because it’s the first time that I’ve been in the comedic category so it’s new for me.” Ironic­ally that was the exact reaction from the rest of us. But who really cares about award nominations, what really matters here are these two pictures that have just surfaced of Angelina’s butt naked… umm butt. The pictures are from when she starred in Wanted not so long ago.

We find her ass more than adequate for our needs

Fun fact: The artist who did those back tattoos did not utter a single word for over twelve years after the day of finishing them… and when he finally did, he simply let out “Ta daaaaaa” before collapsing to his death. True story. We wouldn’t lie.

 

‘The Tourist’ falls flat at the box-office

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s much-anticipated movie, The Tourist, has bombed at the box office. The film failed to collect even 20 percent of the production cost in its opening weekend and fell flat in front of The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader which took around £19million.

The Sun reports,

The Tourist is thought to have taken just £12million over the weekend when it opened in the US - trounced by The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, which took around £19million. The thriller, set in Venice, cost around £63million to make but has been slated by critics. Hollywood blogger Nikkie Finke said it under-performed to the “point of desperation”. Experts predict it will be pulled from US cinemas within weeks. In the film, Angelina, 35, plays the English girlfriend of a thief wanted for robbing a gangster. Depp, 47, is an American teacher she meets on a train. Reviewers branded it “stupid” and said the pair lacked chemistry.

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Angelina Jolie brings her hotness back

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I guess the title of the post is self-explanatory in all sense because this has become sort of a rare event now. Exactly, I’m talking about Angelina Jolie and her elusive hotness. I can’t even remember the last time I found her so sexy and adorable. The good thing is her heavenly hotness is intact and the hottie just decided to flaunt it all over again at the world premiere of The Tourist in NYC. Of course, Brad Pitt was there too, but right now I want to concentrate on just one thing - Jolie’s stunning sexiness. I’m not exaggerating things, but these pictures just blew me away. Going great, Jolie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Chelsea Handler Clearly Hates Angelina Jolie, Called her a F**king C**t, F**king B**ch

Jennifer Aniston’s new best bud, Chelsea Handler, went off on Angelina Jolie (and some random girl in the audience) during a stand-up performance in New Jersey over the weekend, calling Jolie a f**king homewrecker among other awesome foul mouthed things.

Why this leather-faced, sucked-to-get-where-she-is, unoriginal, unfunny praying mantis gets any attention is a mystery to me. However this must be the first time I laughed at a Chelsea Handler joke. Mostly because I like swear words.

“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said. “I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”

In one corner we have an A-list no-talent drug addled homewrecking Medusa and in the other corner we have a perpetually besotted hypocritical blowhard who isn’t fit to wash Kathy Griffin’s camo bikini with her tongue… Either way a bitch is gonna get cut in this cat fight.

I’m Team Debbie Reynolds on this one, in other words I don’t give a crap about either Chelsea/Aniston or Angelina.

 

Angelina Jolie under fire from Bosnian War rape victims

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Angelina Jolie has come under fire from a group of Bosnian War rape victims because of an upcoming wartime love story set in the region. The plot of the movie, which happens to be Jolie’s directorial debut, focuses on a Muslim woman who falls in love with her Serbian rapist. The campaigners are not happy with Jolie’s involvement in the project and want the actress to be stripped of her role as a United Nations goodwill ambassador.

After turning down Jolie’s invitation to come to Hungary and discuss their grievances (insisting any meeting should take place in Bosnia, where the war crimes had been committed), the campaigners fired off a letter of complaint to the United Nations to show their concern about Jolie’s film. The letter alleges,

We have insisted to meet Angelina Jolie since we don’t want to be wrongly presented in the world... Our voices are worthwhile and we should have got much more respect...

Angelina made a big mistake. We feel that she did not act like a real UNHCR ambassador and we believe that she has no more credibility to remain the ambassador.

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Angelina Jolie Boycotts Thanksgiving Saying it’s a ‘Story of Murder’

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PopEater is reporting that while you will be preparing to sit down with your family for a Thanksgiving feast, stuffing your face with stuffed turkey, Angelina Jolie and her family of 143 kids will be sat around a campfire quoting Christina Ricci’s speechr fom The Ice Storm, telling her kids that people are being thankful for “letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.”

According to an unnamed friend of Brangelina’s: “Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans. To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn’t her style. She definitely doesn’t want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder. Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday.”

You know, I’m all for educating children but sometimes the hypocrisy of parenting astounds me. We’re celebrating a holiday that in modern times has nothing to do with anything but a big carb-laden meal and giving thanks to what you have, originally that being a good harvest season. It’s not like people spend the day going on Native American hunts, shooting wild turkeys then gathering around the table and saying “we thank our ancestors for done killing those injuns dead… yeeeeeehaawwwww!”

Although that would be awesome… Oh and Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 

Angelina Jolie is now a comic book heroine

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Here’s one good news for the loyal fans of Brangelina. Very soon they’ll get the chance to bring the better half of this couple - Angelina Jolie - into the comfort of their drawing rooms... in the form of a comic book. Jolie has been immortalized in her own graphic novel titled Female Force: Angelina Jolie.

According to Contactmusic,

Female Force: Angelina Jolie tells the story of the Tomb Raider star’s rise to fame as well as her experiences raising six children and serving as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations. Writer Brent Sprecher says, “I learned a great deal about her struggles and triumphs as an award-winning actress, mother and humanitarian.” The comic hits shelves in January (11), putting Jolie alongside stars including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Betty White who have had their lives chronicled by Bluewater Production animators.

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George Clooney Uses Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s Kids As Decoys

That George Clooney is a smooth one. Although his villa in Laglio, Italy, has often given him solace from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, lately it's become overrun with tourists. So how does The American star manage to catch a break? By using the kids of friends Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as decoys, that's how.

"Unfortunately Laglio is turning into a bit of a tourist mecca now and so I have to be a little more careful whenever I'm there - either that, or I should just stand at the entrance to the village handing out tourist brochures," he tells UK's The Sun.

"Whenever I want, I can always stage a diversion and invite Brad and Angie and their 15 children to come over," George joked, referring to Brad and Angelina's large brood – Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 4, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

"Then I can sneak away to the other side of the lake by boat and do whatever I want."

Brad and George have been friends for years, having worked together on the three Oceans films - which kicked off in 2001 with Ocean's Eleven. The two also worked together on the 2008 flick Burn After Reading.

 

Angelina Jolie & Her Girls Land In Los Angeles

Angelina Jolie was seen arriving at Los Angeles International Airport with her eldest daughters, Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, on Saturday (September 18). As the trio made their way through the busy airport, an airline employee assisted Shiloh who was carrying a wooden sword.

Last week, we spotted Angie and her girls landing in London for a short stay.

The Academy Award-winning actress and her partner Brad Pitt are also parents to Maddox, 9, Pax, 6 1/2, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

 

Celebrity Children Who Have Helped Heal Famous Families

Anyone who has ever had a family knows what it's like to experience grief, discord, or estrangement... and if your family has remained free of such sorrows, consider yourself lucky!

Even, and sometimes especially the rich and famous find themselves caught up in family feuds that are documented in the headlines for all to witness. But several celebrities have found healing and a way back to love and goodwill through the birth and upbringing of their children.

From Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock and Mariska Hargitay, click through to read about famous families who have found new beginnings in their own families via their kids.

 

Angelina Jolie & Her Girls Land In London

Angelina Jolie and her daughters Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, were spotted at London's Heathrow Airport on Wednesday (September 15). The Academy Award-winning actress walked hand in hand with her eldest daughters after their long flight from Los Angeles.

While Zahara wore black pants and a yellow cardigan, Shiloh rocked a pair of rugged combat boots. The famous tot also sported a black vest over a short-sleeve oxford shirt and black pants. Angelina, 35, recently said that Shiloh dresses "like a little dude."

I think she is fascinating, the choices she is making. And I would never be the kind of parent to force somebody to be something they are not. I think that is just bad parenting.... Children should be allowed to express themselves in whatever way they wish without anybody judging them because it is an important part of their growth."

Angelina and her partner Brad Pitt are also parents to Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

 

Angelina Jolie Departs With Her Daughters

A-list mama Angelina Jolie was photographed departing Los Angeles International Airport with daughters Zahara, 5 1/2, and Shiloh, 4, on Tuesday (September 14).

The 35-year-old mother of six walked hand in hand with her eldest daughters as they made their way through the busy airport.

Angie has recently been in Pakistan as part of her work as a US Goodwill Ambassador. She is sure to tell all her children - including Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, and 2-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne - about her philanthropic efforts:

I tell my children why I'm going and I explain to them, why I was packing flashlights and food," Angie said. "They help me pack things. It helps them to be better people to understand a little bit about the world."