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The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/12/12

Hi there and welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Let’s get to it, because I’ve got something… a bit different for you today. The Good — Ahhhhh… This chick is unbelievably bangin!’ She is truly sexy, and she’s actually got some curves! And OMG, look at those legs!!! However, I have no friggin’ clue who she is. Apparently, Edita Vilkeviciute is a Victoria Secret model, though, which is good enough for me… even though I have no clue how to pronounce her name. But, that matters naught. Check out the sexy-as-hell pic spread in the gallery below and you’ll see what I’m talking about… The Semi-Bad — Yes, you heard me correctly; I said the semi-bad. Why? Because, I just didn’t have the heart to call Lucy Moore ‘Bad.’ When I saw the thumbnail of this girl with all of her glorious curves, I immediately thought ‘THE GOOD!!!’ Then… I clicked on the pic. Dammit! I was SO hoping that the chick the British public voted as Ann Summer’s new Valentine Campaign girl would be hot. Like, if you’re going to broadcast to the whole world that big chicks are sexy too, can you at least make sure that the model is HOT?!?!? This pains me, truly, but I must tell the truth. I love that she won, and I love that she’s a big girl, but — Dammit — WHY ISN’T SHE HOT!!! The Fugly — This one, however, I have no qualms about. I used to LOVE Kelly Osbourne; you know, when The Osbourne’s first came out and she was this foul mouthed, big bitch who spoke her mind and said fuck the world. But… what the hell happened?! I realize that she’s 27 now, but she showed up to the People’s Choice Awards looking more matronly than her 59 year old mother! It’s not just that rag of a dress, but look at that gray hair!!! Look, Kelly, if you’re going to rock the gray look, for FUCK’S sake, don’t look so FUCKING FUGLY!!!

Sophie Reade is a sexy devil

Here’s Big Brother UK winner Sophie Reade channeling her inner devil at the launch of the new Ann Summers flagship store. I don’t know about you people but I prefer this devil over any damn angel. She’s one hell of a busty babe. And that settles the issue. Oh, and by the way, that’s a sexy piece of lingerie. Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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