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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.

Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.

Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.

Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.

Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.

Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.

Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.

Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?

Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!

Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.

Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.

And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.03.2011)

Evangeline Lilly’s cleavage steals the show from Hugh Jackman at Real Steel’s premiere in L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her nipples looked disheveled at Kanye West’s fashion show.

Leann Rimes proves bones also carry the curse of cellulite. She just put down that celery stick, didn’t she?

Anna Friel was a slutty pirate with an out-of-control hair piece at Bob Geldof’s 60th birthday party.

AnnaLynne McCord needs to eat. Jared Leto needs to eat. In fact everyone needs to eat. Except Mariah Carey who ate her five dogs at the end of their park walk. Exercise does bring on the munchies.

Continuing the “marriage makes you fat, ugly or both” theme from the previous week: Anna Faris and Ben Affleck.

Jessica Simpson takes out what was under her dress all this time. Surprisingly it isn’t a bag of chocolate-covered nachos.

Rihanna changes her hairdo and upgrades her wardrobe to Jersey Shore status.

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Kate Moss Forgot Her Skirt And Other Junk You Might Like (09.29.2011)

Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara in mini skirts and see-through tops. Our way of making up to you for showing you pictures of Tori Spelling and Maria Shriver.

Steve Tyler is mistaken for a clown at LAX.

Leann Rimes sitting on a urinal. How poignant!

Liv Tyler is in serious need of the thing Anderson Cooper hasn’t tried in 44 years! (Coffee. True Story)

What the hell happened to Anna Friel?

This is Kim Kardashian’s bowling outfit. I swear she went bowling that night.

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David Thewlis & Gracie’s Tuesday Blues

David Thewlis arrived at the home of girlfriend Anna Friel in Hollywood, Calif. on Tuesday (April 13) with the couple’s beautiful 4 ½-year-old daughter, Gracie.

Looks like the father-daughter duo were dressed to match!

The 47-year-old actor is best known stateside for his portrayal of Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter films.

Gracie is the only child for David and Anna who have been in a relationship since meeting on a flight to Cannes in 2001.

 

Anna Friel & Gracie Play In Paradise

British actress Anna Friel spent a fun-filled day with her gorgeous daughter Gracie, 4, at Paradise Cove beach in Malibu, California yesterday (April 3). The pair raced around the beach and then headed for lunch at the Alcove Cafe and Bakery with Anna's mom and her close friend - and former Broadway co-star - Joseph Cross.

Gracie's dad is Anna's longtime partner, actor David Threwlis. The former Pushing Daisies star recently said of family life in LA,

David and I both had such traditional English childhoods that's its surreal, in a way, to find ourselves raising our daughter in Hollywood."

 

Anna Friel & Family’s Holiday Fun At Hyde Park

Anna Friel, 33, and partner David Thewlis, 46, were spotted enjoying some Christmas Eve fun at Hyde Park’s Winter Wonderland in London with their always adorable 4-year-old daughter Gracie.

Anna – who has three movies coming out in 2010 – and David have been together since 2001 after meeting on a flight to Cannes.

 

Anna Friel gives us the gift crotch for Christmas

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Anna Friel is awesome. Let’s just get that out in the open. She has given us a lot of great shots this year….every year actually. And she certainly is not shy, as her totally nude, live on stage production of Breakfast At Tiffany’s at the Theatre Royal proves. From see-through tops, short skirts and perpetually hard nipples, Anna never disappoints. Looking forward to what she wears, or doesn’t wear, next year.

photos: pacificcoastnews

 

Anna Friel is no longer aware of her upskirt moments

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Well, what did we expect people? She spends two hours giving a vagina monologue on stage and she’s going to care if her white knickers are showing (here coming out of the theater Royal at the end of her show in West End, London)?

In truth, nothing seems to faze Anna Friel these days, not even a vomit fest during her performance. About a week ago, a guy sitting on the upper balcony of the theater where she’s performing threw up, and caused six people below to be splattered with vomit.

Revealing how the incident happened during a musical number, Friel explained: “I thought it was latecomers who shouldn’t have been allowed in – but it turned out someone had vomited from the balcony over six people and they were being escorted out to be cleaned up.

“I carried on singing, but almost lost my way as there was such a noise coming from the seats. I almost lost it, but I’m proud I kept my concentration.”

According to The Sun, the six theatre-goers who received the nasty surprise were able to return after the interval, while the ill spectator also watched the end of the play.

Photos: Splash News

 

Kelly Brook’s epic thespian moment:Naked and turning her boobs into edible sugary treats

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Back a while ago, we reported that Kelly Brook accepted the once in a lifetime “naked girl with pastries filling in the role of boob pasties” role in the British theatrical play Calendar Girls. Well, the wait is over and since yesterday (Tuesday Nov. 3) Kelly has been giving hard-ons to all the British male theater goers at the Noel Coward Theatre in London’s West End.

After a man collapsed at the sight of Anna Friel taking her clothes off for Breakfast At Tiffany’s in London’s West End (he basically keeled over and had to be carried out in a stretcher), expect Kelly to kick it up a notch (because after all, Anna’s boobs look like pancakes compared to Kelly’s) and kill a man or two right there on the spot.

And at this point we would like to take the opportunity to complain about the state of our own Broadway plays. Les Miserables? Seriously? Give men the chance to fall in love with Broadway all over again…and we promise, no heart attacks…just mild, easy to treat wood…

 

Anna Friel is getting used to the whole naked thing

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Here’s Anna Friel exiting Theatre Royal in London after another naked rendition of Breakfast At Tiffany’s and not thinking twice about wearing a bra under her see-through dress…and honestly, who would? It’s like you’ve already gone skydiving from a plane without a parachute and people are still asking you if you’re afraid to go on a trampoline…or a porn star getting gang-banged until she’s blue in the face and then asked if she objects to doing the missionary for a scene…anyway, you get the idea. 

 

Anna Friel likes to have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the nude

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Someone must have told Anna Friel that Audrey Hepburn was totally lame as Holly Golightly in Breakfast At Tiffany’s because she decided to enrich her character by having her nipples and porcupine bush also get a lesson in manners and etiquette. The 33-year old mother of one loves to lose her underwear for her art as this is the second time in recent months she’s shown audiences a fair share of her deflated boobs (she played a prostitute for a BBC series). Anna is playing at London’s Theatre Royal and is apparently wowing fans with her performance…which is a polite way of saying that British men attending the play keep bumping into each other’s dicks on their way out of the theatre…