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Jennifer Garner Fakes It with Russell Brand

We always knew that this whore seemed too good to actually orgasm. She has the face of an angel and the body of an extremely naughty co-ed. No one is that perfect. Luckily she is similarly-asexual Ben Affleck.

She convincingly fake an orgasm riding scene with Russell Brand the other day while filming for her new movie, Arthur. Apparently actors are much too important to risk putting on the back of a horse and riding. Although we’re not entirely convinced that Jennifer wasn’t doing some riding of her own. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

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Russell Brand Makes a Strange Batman

… we don’t get it. Maybe it’ll make more sense within the context of the movie Arthur, but, we highly doubt it. More than likely, Russell Brand has finally gone off the deep end after banging half of the world’s female population – including women as hot as Katy Perry and as disturbing as Helen Mirren.

As hilarious as Russell Brand looks as Batman, his creepy little Latino Robin is sort of ruining the image. Although that may be the point; that little Mexican is typecasted perfectly for “creepy Latino sidekick.”

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