We always knew that this whore seemed too good to actually orgasm. She has the face of an angel and the body of an extremely naughty co-ed. No one is that perfect. Luckily she is similarly-asexual Ben Affleck.
She convincingly fake an orgasm riding scene with Russell Brand the other day while filming for her new movie, Arthur. Apparently actors are much too important to risk putting on the back of a horse and riding. Although we’re not entirely convinced that Jennifer wasn’t doing some riding of her own. If you know what we mean. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.
