Okay, okay – so I like “Twilight”. Whatever. I’m not the kind of girl that’s going to love or hate something just because everyone else does. You know what I love most about “Twilight”? Well, the books actually, but aside from that, I love “Twilight” most because it’s introduced me to the cast, especially the lovely and talented Ashley Green. While some may argue these aren’t exactly the most flattering pictures of her ever taken, let’s remember they were taken as she was leaving the gym in Santa Monica. How many people come out of a gym looking fresh as a daisy? Well, perhaps some of the women who are completely hung up on their looks and need to look their absolute best every second of the day. Ashley just doesn’t strike me as that sort of girl. She seems far more laid back and relaxed and that could be why I appreciate her so much. My only complaint about Ashley has very little to do with Ashley and everything to do with the general public. Start watching “Pan Am” people! It’s a fantastic show and I’ll cry if it’s cancelled. No one wants me to cry, right?
No more in the sense they split up, not in the sense someone offed them… Sadly.
Joe Jonas’ relationship with Twilight star shley Greene is a sham! But not because he likes the cock! Because he lost interest in Ashley weeks ago, say Page Six and Us. Why these two even bothered to continue a fake relationship for so long is unclear (better photo ops? nicer tables at California Pizza Kitchen?), but Joe described Ashley’s charms thusly:
“I think what works about it is she really puts my feelings first. She understands my busy schedule. She’ll fly out to my shows – she’s been to places in South America that I can’t even pronounce.”
Maybe she just likes to travel?
So is Joe basically saying that the best thing about his relationship is that his girlfriend is the one making all the sacrifices? But he gives back to her with his music. Obviously.
As we previously reported Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour to check herself into treatment center earlier this week due to unreported psychological issues. Well long before this she was getting off with Joe Jonas, thus probably making things quite uncomfortable around the band bus since he is now dry-humping Ashley Greene.
Demi has previously openly talked about how she left junior high school to be home schooled, because a group of teen bullies kept shitting all over her life. This is what led Demi to start cutting herself and she is even said to have suffered from bulimia at some point. But I guess anyone that dates a Jonas brother should cut themselves. Think of it as a Hollywood version of Harakiri.
According to the people at E! :
However, things came to a breaking point in recent months.
“After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very awkward. Everyone tried to be professional, but you could tell it was wearing down Demi. It was a taboo subject to bring up, but clearly she wasn’t over Joe.”
At the airport in Peru on Saturday, Demi got into a scuffle with a backup dancer (and threatened) Ashley Greene, who was at the airport as well.
Guess it makes sense she would hate her, I mean Ashley Greene is way hotter than Demi, stole her virgin man, and on top of that she has a passionate hatred for clothes. As she showed in that “SoBe skinsuit” in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition some months ago. (Pictured below)
I’m glad that ">Ashley Greene is working out all the time, keeping her sexy body fit and all, but all these pictures of her in her workout spandex are making me numb to her hotness. Alright so I’m not numb to it just yet, but I almost just passed right over these shots because I thought I posted them already. The girl just needs a new trick for getting dudes attention that’s all. I can think of a few tricks she could tryout. Wink.
It’s not uncommon to see Ashley Greene wearing her workout gear while she walks around town, I think ninety percent of her wardrobe consists of items made out of spandex, but we don’t often get to see this kind of boobage. I like it, but I kinda feel bad for the girls, they seem like they’re a little too jammed up. Poor things. I would be more than happy to help them get some air. Call me.
I can’t believe hottie ">Ashley Greene has fallen under the spell of one of the friggin’ Jonas Brothers. What the hell? The guy must be rich and famous or something. Anyhow, Ashley looks amazing as usual and she’s giving us a nice little peek at her booty while she walks away in her shorts so I think I can overlook the fact that she’s cheating on me with this kid. I guess pimples are all the rage these days.
It’s been at least a week since I last posted pictures of ">Ashley Greene going to a workout in her sexy spandex leggings. Not that anyone would notice because that’s all she seems to wear and all the pictures look the same. I’m bored already. I thought this chick was going to turn up the heat and really become one of Hollywood’s hottest birds. I don’t think spandex leggings is how you do it. I really miss the ">Ashley Greene Bikini pictures.
I actually have no idea what the hell is going on in these pictures of Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus, but I don’t really care either since it appears they are trying to make out with each other in a fountain, in the RAIN! Which in my book is all kinds of awesome.
Here is what they were really doing:
Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene were spotted having a good time on the set of “LOL: Laughing Out Loud” in Paris. Shooting their scene at the Trocadero on Monday, September 6, the two young actresses along with their co-stars got drenched in the fountains.
Before soaking into the water, they filmed another scene on the second level of a double-decker. 17-year-old Cyrus and her on-screen lover Douglas Booth looked getting cozy as they were pictured embracing each other.
Earlier this week, we saw the video for the sexy new SoBe zero calorie drinks ad featuring Ashley Greene in that exotic scales skinsuit thing. Today, we got the real thing - the pictures! If you remember, I had told you that if you are not comfortable with the Strawberry Dragonfruit, then there’s Cherimoya Punch to get you on your knees. Well, I stand firmly by my words. I dare you to browse the picture gallery and stay unmoved. Hit the jump and take the challenge.
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