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Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher’s Afternoon Stroll

*EXCLUSIVE* Parents-to-be Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis walk the dogs

Expectant parents Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher stepped out on Thursday (May 1) in Hollywood Hills, Calif. Joined by their two dogs, the parents-to-be went for an afternoon stroll in the posh neighborhood.

The Jupiter Ascending actress, 30, donned a loose-fitting printed tank dress. Meanwhile, That ’70s Show alum, 36, kept it casual in sweats and a tee.

The mom-to-be has been keeping fit during her first pregnancy, and regularly spotted at prenatal yoga class.

Reportedly, the couple – who first met on the set of That ’70s Show – are expecting a girl.

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5 Co-Stars Turned Couples & Parents

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Parents-to-be Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher - along with Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas – join a long list of Hollywood A-listers who’ve found love at work.

We’re taking a look at 5 celebrity couples who met on-set, and later became parents.

  • Ginnifer Goodwin & Josh Dallas:

Parents-to-be Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas are taking their fairy tale from the screen to real life.

The Once Upon a Time co-stars were wed in April 2014, and are currently expecting their first child together.

The couple met in 2011 while filming the hit ABC show. For the pair, life imitated art as their own romance started after playing on-screen loves Snow White and Prince Charming.

  • Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher:

Although they met in 1998 on the set of the hit television series, That ’70s Show, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher didn’t start dating until 2012.

In February 2014 it was announced that the couple were engaged. And in March, news broke that they are expecting their first child together — reportedly a girl.

  • Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos:

Longtime couple Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos first met on the set of All My Children in 1995. The pair eloped the following year in Las Vegas.

The couple are now parents to three children: Michael 16, Lola 12, and Joaquin 11.

Of their 18-year marriage, Kelly says their inspiration comes from their own parents.

“Together our parents have been married for almost 100 years. We’re all swans; we mate for life,” she shared.

  • Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer:

The stars of True Blood, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, first met on-set of their hit television series in 2007.

The pair were wed in 2010 and welcomed fraternal twins Poppy and Charlie in September 2012.

  • Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie:

A-list couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005. Their union attracted much media attention since Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston when he first started the film. But in April 2005, one month after Aniston filed for divorce, “Brangelina” were spotted canoodling on a beach in Kenya.

Together now for nine years, the power couple have six children: Maddox, 12, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 7, and 5-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne.

The happy couple became engaged in April 2012.

“We’d actually like to [get married],” Pitt said prior to their official engagement. “And it seems to mean more and more to our kids. We made this declaration some time ago that we weren’t going to do it till everyone can. But I don’t think we’ll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot. And it means something to me, too, to make that kind of commitment.”

 

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Expecting A Girl

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting a girl! US Weekly reports multiple sources confirm the news. A friend shared, “Ashton is doting on Mila.”

The Jupiter Ascending actress has been keeping fit. She reportedly is going to parental yoga classes and she’s also been exercising at Blazing Saddles in Sherman Oaks.

Kutcher, 36, has had plenty of practice as stepfather to Rumer, 25, Scout, 22, Tallulah 20, the daughters of ex-wife Demi Moore.Last month an insider said that Mila and Ashton have been talking about being parents for awhile.

The source said, “They are both beyond ready to be parents. They’ve been talking about having children for nearly a year. They are so excited for that next step. I think they’ll be traditional and get married before the baby is born. Ashton wants this marriage and relationship to be perfect.”

 

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Expecting First Child

Newly engaged couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher enjoy a Casual Date Night

Congratulations are in order for Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis.

The That ’70s Show costars are engaged and going to be parents! Kunis, 30, is pregnant with the couple’s first child, E! News reports.

The Oz the Great and Powerful star opened up about her plans for motherhood.

“The truth is I don’t think I can do this for the rest of my life. I also want a life. I want a family, like one day, not tomorrow,” Kunis said last year. “I want to be a present mom … I’m never in the same place for more than two months. How am I ever going to have a family like that?”

She went on to talk about her “fickle” industry, and her hopes for happiness with a family.

“If that means I do one movie a year, if people still want to see me and hire me and I don’t suck by that point, great. My only source of happiness can’t be dependent on something so fickle,” the brunette beauty added.

 

Mila Kunis ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’

Mila Kunis is celebrating her most recent victory, earning the title of ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ thanks to Esquire magazine. The 29-year-old faced some stiff competition, but managed to out sex every woman alive right now. Of course, when you get crowned Sexiest Woman Alive you have to take time out of your busy schedule and pose for a sexy photo shoot. You can view the pictures down below in the gallery.

So, how did Mila feel about her most recent victory? Well, she sat down for an interview with the magazine and had this to say,

 

“What I do and who I am are two different things. And they always will be. What happens with people is they lose sight of who they are, and they become either who they want to be or who they are perceived to be. I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me.” She told the magazine.

Well, isn’t that sweet! And you know the sweetest part? I actually believe all of that! She really doesn’t seem like the type that lets it all go to her head. She is not only one of the sexiest women alive, but she seems to be one of the sweetest. It’s just a shame that she is currently under the ‘Ashton Kutcher’ spell at the moment, but what can you do when the douchebag comes from you? mila milaa milaaa milaaaa milaaaaa

 

Miley Cyrus In Bed With Ashton Kutcher?

Okay, so maybe it was just for an episode of Two and a Half Men, but still she is in bed with Ashton Kutcher! You can’t excuse us of lying or anything. The pictures down below are the first stills from Miley’s episode on Two and a Half Men, and she looks pretty damn hot in them.

It looks like her awesome cleavage is a common theme in this episode, which will probably be enough to get me to watch. Miley will be playing Missi, the daughter of one of Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) friends. And, even though it looks like from the pictures Miley will be hooking up with Walden, it turns out she will end up giving Jake a run for his money.

The episode is expected to air October 17, so don’t make any plans that night! Well, you could still make plans and just record the show like everybody else does now…it’s up to you.

I have to admit, I am a little excited to watch this episode (not excited enough to actually watch it when it airs) but I will definitely be recording it. I’ll mainly be watching to see all of that cleavage in motion, but I am also interested to see Miley back on TV again. Hopefully her acting skills have improved since her days on Disney. miley miley1 miley2 miley3

 

Mila Kunis Saves a Man’s Life!

Oh, what a lady! Not only is she beautiful and nice, she is also great under pressure! Apparently a 50-year-old-man who works in Mila’s house suffered a violent seizure and started choking and coughing up blood and vomiting. He even had bitten through his tongue.

That is when Mila rushed to action and grabbed the man’s head, and turned it sideways so he wouldn’t choke, while another person stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue. Paramedics arrived on the scene and rushed the man to the hospital. And get this, Mila even wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance with the guy, but paramedics told her that wouldn’t be necessary.

We’re told that the guy is doing fine and has completly recovered.  Gee, what a gal! Helping the guy out is one thing, but wanting to ride in the ambulance with him to make sure he is alright? That is angel like!

This makes it even harder to believe that she might be dating that douche Ashton Kutcher. Mila Kunis Saves a Man’s Life! Mila Kunis Saves a Man’s Life! Mila Kunis Saves a Man’s Life! Mila Kunis Saves a Man’s Life!

 

Ashton Kutcher is a Racist? Video Inside!

Ashton Kutcher and ‘Popchips’ are in some hot water today. Kutcher starred in a phony online dating ad for Popchips, in which he stars as Popchips’ “president of pop culture”.

In the ad Ashton dresses up in multiple costumes and pretends to be four different eligible bachelors. One of the characters he plays is named Raj, which has Ashton in brown face and with a strong Indian accent. It’s clear that it was all supposed to be in good fun and that there was no secret racism behind the video.

However, that hasn’t stopped people from complaining about it. Anil Dash, a tech blogger wrote the following statement,

“I can’t imagine I have to explain this to anyone in 2012, but if you find yourself putting brown makeup on a white person in 2012 so they can do a bad “funny” accent in order to sell potato chips, you are on the wrong course,”

The negative feedback has forced Popchips to pull down the ad from Youtube and Facebook. They also released the following statement,

“The new Popchips worldwide dating video and ad campaign featuring four characters was created to provoke a few laughs and was never intended to stereotype or offend anyone. At Popchips we embrace all types of shapes, flavors and colors, and appreciate all snackers, no matter their race or ethnicity. We hope people can enjoy this in the spirit it was intended.” Ashton Kutcher is a Racist? Ashton Kutcher is a Racist? Ashton Kutcher is a Racist? Ashton Kutcher is a Racist?

 

 

Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes

Mila Kunis might be dating Ashton Kutcher, but we shouldn’t hold that against her. We are just going to assume she is under some spell and she can’t control herself. That would be the only thing that makes sense, right? There is no way that the beautiful woman you see below would even think about dating Ashton Kutcher! We refuse to believe it!

Anyway, enjoy the beautiful pictures below. You can view even more pictures of Mila Kunis by clicking on the following link

Enjoy! Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes Mila Kunis Cosmopolitan Outtakes

 

Which Celebrity Had Sex Eleven Times in One Night?

News came out this weekend that a certain celebrity had sex eleven times in just one night. Who could possibly have that much stamina? We’ll give you three possible choices and your job is to guess which one is right.

1. Ashton Kutcher

2. Simon Cowell

3. Britney Spears

Did you pick someone? Good. Click here to find out if you were right and to read the full story.

Good luck! Which Celebrity Had Sex Eleven Times in One Night? Which Celebrity Had Sex Eleven Times in One Night? Which Celebrity Had Sex Eleven Times in One Night?

 

Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!)

Ashton will just do anything for attention these days, huh? He signed up for that horrible show on CBS, cheated on his wife and now he is “singing” country music. You can watch the 34-year-old sing George Strait’s hit, ‘I Cross My Heart’ in the video above; it’s a pretty lousy attempt. Not because it sounded horrible or anything, but because he didn’t take any chances! He should have really gone for it. Throw his hat into the crowd…something exciting.

We don’t think the country folk liked it either. Ashton was sitting in the front row the rest of night, which usually means you will receive a lot of hugs from artists going up on stage to accept their award. However, all of the country stars skipped right over him.

Perhaps, they felt like he was mocking country music. The over-the-top country outfit might have had something to do with that. He looked like a used car salesman from Kentucky. Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!) Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!) Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!)

 

Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Movie!

Apparently, Ashton Kutcher will be playing Steve Jobs in a new indie movie, which will be titled, ‘Jobs.’ Joshua Michael Stern (director of Swing Vote) will begin shooting the film in May, with Five Star Institute’s Mark Hulme producing and financing. The film is expected to be about Steve Jobs’ rise from a California hippie to co-founder of Apple.

Some people still can’t believe that Ashton Kutcher was selected to play Steve Jobs. Mainly because the news broke yesterday on April 1, so people thought it was some kind of joke. However, the reports seem to be true and that is making a lot of people very angry. Many fans of Apple are saying it is a “disgrace” and a “terrible decision.” People see Ashton Kutcher as strictly a comedy actor.

They know Ashton as the stupid stoner kid from, ‘That 70’s Show’ or the guy who replaced Charlie Sheen on the train wreck that is; ‘Two and a Half Men’ not a lot of people take Ashton Kutcher seriously. However, Kutcher has starred in a few dramatic films before, ‘The Butterfly Effect’ and ‘The Guardian’ so he obviously has more to offer than bad penis jokes.

What do you think about the news? Love it? Hate it? Don’t Care? Let us know. Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Movie! Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Movie! Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Movie! Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Movie!

 

Ashton Kutcher is Banging Rihanna?

Maybe their two high profile relationships have brought them together, because it seems Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna have a special kind of relationship. Maybe all of the talk about Rihanna and Chris Brown rekindling their old tumultuous relationship is just B.S., because Rihanna was spotted at Ashton’s house… until four in the morning!!!

We’ve all been there — tried to sneak out of a house in the early morning hours. Normally, though, we’re hoping not to wake the person we had been sleeping next to. But, in Rihanna’s case, she was trying to sneak away from the eyes of the paparazzi. Unfortunately, she failed.

She was spotted by a photog driving up to Ashton’s pad at about midnight with her security team. The twenty-four year old singing sensation was also caught leaving Ashton’s at nearly four am. Now, Justin Bieber was also seen rolling up to Ashton’s a few days ago, looking to buy Kutcher’s ten million dollar digs. But… isn’t it a wee bit late for Rihanna to be taking a tour of the luxurious bachelor pad? We think so!

But, who knows? Maybe Rihanna is just interested in space travel. It was reported earlier today that Ashton will be the 500th person to go up into space on Virgin Galactic. So, see? That must be it. Rihanna just wanted to hear about his future expedition to the final frontier. Or… maybe he just wanted a piece of Birthday Cake. ;)

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Taylor Swift Gets “Punk’d” by Justin Bieber!

Do you remember a little show that came on MTV several years ago? No, not music videos. We’re talking about the prank show, “Punk’d” where Ashton Kutcher would obnoxiously go around pranking celebrities? Well, it is coming back March, 29! Only this time a new celebrity will host every week and they will be pranking their celebrity friends. Ashton Kutcher will be stuck with behind the scene duties (thank god.)

Anyway, MTV has been releasing “sneak peek” videos of the new show and it looks like it might be worth watching! The newest video that was released shows Justin Bieber pranking a very surprised Taylor Swift. Check out the video above.

And be sure to check out the first episode March, 29 at 10 p.m. EST

 
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Justin Bieber Dropping $14 Million for His 18th Birthday!

Oh, don’t you wish you were Justin Bieber? Sure, a lot of people make fun of him and say he looks like a lesbian, but let’s look at the facts here. He just turned 18; he has a beautiful girlfriend, millions of fans, a good family and A LOT of cash! Are you jealous, yet? No? What if we told you that he was planning on spending $14 million for his birthday? What about now?

The Biebs has been looking for the perfect mansion recently and he has narrowed his search down to three. Two of the mansions are in Calabasas, CA.  Where the Kardashians live and Britney Spears. One of the mansions is reportedly going for $6 million and the other one is believed to be going for $8 million. The third home Bieber is looking at is a “Pimped out” bachelor pad currently being rented by Ashton Kutcher. It is listed at $10 million.

Sources tell TMZ…he wants to buy one place for himself and one for his mother, so that means he would at least be spending $14 million.

Sounds like a nice life, huh? I was about to buy a house once that was going for $12 million, but then my alarm clock went off. Justin Bieber Dropping $14 Million for His 18th Birthday! Justin Bieber Dropping $14 Million for His 18th Birthday! Justin Bieber Dropping $14 Million for His 18th Birthday!

 

Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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Charlie Sheen is Talking Trash Again

Oh, when will he learn? Charlie Sheen just doesn’t have a filter on that mouth of his. Charlie Sheen talked with journalists at this year’s National Association of Television Program Executives conference in Miami. He had a lot to say about his former show ’Two and a Half Men’ “I don’t think it should go past this year. I just think that people are there because there’s nowhere else to go. Yet.” He said. Charlie continued by saying people should turn to his new show, ‘Anger Management’ He said that it will not disappoint and, “It’s going to be an absolute f–cking rocket ship to the moon.” Yes…he actually said that. You just can’t make that stuff up folks. Charlie’s mouth didn’t stop there, though. He went on to bash Two and a Half Men a little bit more. “I don’t want to harp on them. Let the clueless stay clueless… I was a puppet for ratings. But whatever, I don’t care. I’ve moved on, and whatever they’re doing there is none of my business.” Oh, good! I guess he will stop talking about them now, right? Wrong. He took one last shot at his former bosses saying that, “Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones deserve better material.” It seems like Charlie is forgetting that he was fired from the show. He didn’t just walk off the set and say “F–k it! The writing sucks, I am done here.” No, he went freaking insane and caused chaos on the set! I don’t have high hopes for his new show, and I certainly don’t think it’s going to the moon! What a nut. 
 

Ashton Kutcher is coming for YOU!

Yeah, you heard me. Ashton Kutcher is mad and he is not going to take it anymore! If you didn’t know his Twitter got hacked recently and the hacker wrote this tweet, “First official sleepover with my girl @lorenescafaria so maybe breakfast with everyone next time! ( @ Lorene’s House.)  And attached to the tweet was a link to Foursquare showing a map where Ashton’s 33 year old lady friend’s house is located. So, obviously Ashton was upset about that tweet, but he might be a little too upset. Ashton has written several tweets since the incident (some of which have been deleted) one tweet he wrote said, “So apparently someone thinks they are clever hacking my account. Lame.”  But, then shit got serious!   OH SNAP! He also said, “You hacked my Foursquare and now I know your address. Whoops…This is gonna be fun.” That’s hilarious. It’s particularly hilarious because what the heck is Ashton Kutcher going to do? Is he going to go over there and slap the guy to death? I think everyone has a problem taking Ashton seriously, and that is entirely his fault. It’s because of all the stupid characters he plays on TV, why does he only play stupid characters? Because that is all he can play! He is the go to, “stupid guy.” I’d be more afraid if Joan Rivers threatened to come to my house. Who knows what is under the mask she calls a face. She could have pocket knives hidden in there, or something. But, Ashton Kutcher? Please.
 

Is Ashton Kutcher banging Demi Moore 2.0?

Demi Moore just filed for divorce last month, but apparently Ashton Kutcher is already over the “heartbreak” or is he? Could it be that he is still really in love with Demi Moore, but he just wanted an upgrade? You know, when you have an iPhone 3, but you really want an iPhone 4? Well, you can’t just go to the Apple store and buy a new Demi, but you can cheat on Demi, make her divorce you and then go find a better version of her! That Ashton is really a smart man, I mean sure he always plays dumb characters on TV. However, he is clearly a genius in real life! This, ‘Demi Moore 2.0’ is named Lorene Scafaria and she is a screenwriter. The pair spent the holidays together and Ashton snapped a photo of them and a friend for Twitter. He posted this message along with it, ‘Roman holiday with homies. @mazzant @LoreneScafaria Have an amazing new year!!!’ Yeah, he says “homies” and supposedly they are “just friends” but we all know he is hitting it. He is probably hitting it right as I type this article. Maybe Lorene’s ex-boyfriend Adam Brody can go out with Demi Moore now. That would make for an amazing Thanksgiving dinner next year.
 

Ashton Kutcher’s $100,000 Mistake!

TMZ.com reported earlier that Ashton tried to pull one more expensive bunny out of the hat to save his marriage. According to the source that talked with TMZ, Ashton reportedly bought Demi a $100,000-plus Lexus Hybrid. Supposedly it was fully loaded and the purchase was made two days before her birthday.

That is interesting, huh? Instead of counseling or make-up sex, he just decided to buy her an expensive car! This just proves to you that rich people have a better life than us average folk. They can be going through a horrible time in their marriage, about to get a divorce and still the worst thing that happens to them? They get a freaking $100,000 car! Do you know how many girls I could get if I had that kind of power? My hand would officially be off-duty for the rest of my life!

But, there is one thing that bothers me about this story. One thing that just sounds a little fishy, why on earth would he waste $100,000 on Demi? There are a lot of girls that are worth buying a $100,000 car for, but aging Demi isn’t one of them. Take a look at the pictures below to see some of the girls that I think are worthy of a $100,000 gift.

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Demi Moore files for divorce from Ashton Kutcher

It seems no amount of holy smoke coming out of those Kabbalah campfires can repair Demi Moore’s and Ashton Kutcher’s marriage, because Demi Moore has finally filed for divorced. Which she promptly announced on Twitter like any mature adult would, pretty much calling Ashton an asshole with no morals or values for banging Sara Lee on their anniversary. Indirectly and subtly of course. Women. They always have to speak in codes.

Via TMZ:

The 49-year-old Moore says she’s ending her marriage “with great sadness and a heavy heart.”
Demi says, “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”

Of course Ashton had to rise to the Twitter challenge and respond with the following:

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

Did he just sign off on his 6-year marriage with “Love and Light, AK”?? What is this, some 16-year old kid writing doodles on his school desk? At this point, I’m shocked he didn’t continue with this: “Yo, I had an awesome time these last few months. Amazing hot tub parties, y’all!! And Demi, we’ll always have our Tweets. Oh, and that photo I took of your ass. Sweet, sweet memories. But, listen, A and the K have to split, Love For Ever, and Peace out, y’all!! Oh, and don’t forget to dream the dream of the unattainable. Rock on!!!”

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Ashton Kutcher quits his Tweeter account after supporting child molester enabler

I’m still dying here, hello??

While Demi Moore is dying a slow death by making herself disappear body part by body part (she’s turning 49 today but she doesn’t look a day older than 1,500 in mummified corpse years) Ashton Kutcher is proving once again that he is a damn moron. Apparently his Tweeter comment that the firing of Joe Patterno, the man who witnessed Jerry Sandusky allegedly rape a pre-teen boy in the Penn State locker room in 2002 and covered it up was an insult and had no class caused the wrath of his 8 million followers, causing him to give control of his account to his management team, admit he’s unqualified to speak to 8million people and pretty much prove what we knew all along: Demi Moore married him because what he lacks in basic brain matter, his penis makes for it in terms of humor, kindness and generosity.

This is how it all went down:

Ashton: How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.

Kutcher was attacked by people informing the actor about the situation — writing things like, “F**k you. He covered up child rape you sick, geriatric f**k.” Roughly 30 minutes later, Kutcher removed his original tweet — and replaced it with, “Heard Joe was fired, fully recant previous tweet! Didn’t have full story. #admitwhenYoumakemistakes.”

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Then….this.

He added, “As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.” Kutcher also replied to people who called him an idiot — saying, “I am” – adding, “Honestly just had half facts man my bad … I need 2b more responsible 4 my voice.”

 

Sara Leal spills the beans about having sex with Ashton Kutcher

Seen here with his pants down to his knees trying to roll up a tarpaulin, because nothing says “sexy lover” more clearly than loose white briefs and back hair spilling out of it (we admit, this post exists because we just wanted to put this picture up), Ashton Kutcher is now the confirmed lover of thoughts, dreams and imagination we always assumed him to be.

Apparently Sara Leal got the cash she was hunting for because she run straight to British tabloid The Sun and spilled the beans about the night she had sex with him.

According to her, Kutcher wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend Marta Borzuchowski, but ended up solely with her for a two-hour sex romp.“Ashton looked hot naked,” Leal said.

Ashton, she said, claimed he was separated from his wife of six years, actress Demi Moore, to coax her into bed (yeah, like she needed coaxing!! “Hi, I’m Asht…”, “Have me, right now, right here!!!”, “But, we’re in the hotel lobby!”).

She said she had sex twice with him after a hot tub party broke up early in the morning.

“We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. He was good, but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy,” she told the newspaper.

“He had good endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours,” she added.

In a separate interview with Us Weekly, Leal said they had unprotected sex without a condom.

Kutcher allegedly romped in the suite’s hot tub naked with four girls, before ending up on his hotel room bed with Leal and her friend, the party girl said.

“I’m sure he wanted to have a threesome,” she said. “It was clear he wasn’t opposed to it.”

The party was fueled by vodka, tequila and beer.

Most of the 20 or so guests left at around 5am, leaving Kutcher with Sara and some of her girlfriends, she said. Marta also eventually bailed.

“The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I wearing a robe.

“He opened it up and I was like ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. Ok, I did good. You’re really pretty.’”

And on that note, we’re pretty sure the smores Ashton brought to the campfire must have mended Demi Moore’s broken heart.All’s good.

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore go on Holy Camping to patch things up

Sunday was Yom Kippur, the holy day of atonement for Jews and adulterous Kabbalah spouses because Ashton Kutcher took Demi Moore to a Kabbalah camping retreat in Santa Barbara and asked for her forgiveness. The blurry pictures were actually taken by a fellow camper who obviously decided to exchange his atonement for some hard cash and show the two sitting around a campfire with their Kabbalah instructor Yehuda Berg and Kutcher’s friend Eric Buterbaug.

Ashton: Oh, holy Yehuda, how might I atone for the sins of the flesh that i have committed?

Master Yehuda:My son, awareness of one’s unholy but completely understandable desires of younger flesh is the first step to forgiveness. Plus 20 Hail Jedis while rubbing the red string should do it.

Demi: But that’s too easy! What about me and my feelings?

Master Yehuda: Holy Crap! Why is that tree branch with the s’mores talking? This smoke’s making me hallucinate. Quickly, let’s all rub our red strings and make it go away!

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Demi Moore to file for divorce

To absolutely no one’s surprise, Ashton Kutcher’s and Demi Moore’s last-minute Kabbalah counseling failed to erase Demi’s images of hot tub orgies and since the  $9.99 string he’s been wearing has lost all its power to prevent him from being attracted to younger poon, Demi Moore has been left with no choice other than to file for divorce. According to a “very credible industry source”, she visited the offices of a lawyer on Friday.

“Miss Moore has been totally humiliated. On Friday, therefore, she consulted a lawyer about getting a divorce. The discussion included her living arrangements and how a divorce would impact her assets. She is worth about $150million and Kutcher is also worth close to that. This is a huge and very tough decision for Miss Moore to take. But her trust has been shattered.”

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Ashton Kutcher: The tale of four sluts and a hot tub

Well, the rumors about Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore’s dusty bones are no longer just that. Apparently the DailyMail unearthed the boyfriend of one of the girls Ashton Kutcher partied with the night in question and he told the newspaper how he found Ashton naked in a hot tub with another four naked girls, including his girlfriend. And that Ashton invited him to join the party. In the said hot tub. Yes, Ashton Kutcher is the kind, thoughtful and sharing, scarf-wearing individual we always thought him to be. This whole world is not a huge ugly lie after all!!

But we will let the DailyMail walk you through it the only way a tabloid who deals in hard facts does:

Jacques Du Toit, a South African yacht worker, described the sordid scene at the £2,500-a-night ‘top of the rock’ Diamond Suite at the Hard Rock Hotel, to a friend.

Du Toit told close friend Gavin Naumoff, 23 , how he hot-footed to the 1,200 sq ft suite, which features an outdoor jacuzzi, after his girlfriend told him she was attending a party in Kutcher’s suite on September 23rd.

‘He was concerned,’ explained party promoter Naumoff to the Mail on Sunday.

Jacques is the boyfriend of one of the girls partying with Sara that night, Alexis. He wanted to make sure she was behaving herself.’

But The Mail revealed that it was the pretty blonde from small town McAllen in Texas, who stayed behind that night, before going on to uncover the humble origins that propelled her into the seedy set-up with the married millionaire.

Naumoff recalled the scene that night as Du Toit painted it: ‘Alexis told him Ashton’s room number and when he got there, a bodyguard was at the door who said it was a private party. Jacques explained he was the boyfriend of one of the girls and was let in.

‘He found Ashton in a hot tub on the balcony with Alexis, Sara, a girl called Katie and another girl called Marta. They were all naked. Ashton invited Jacques to join them in the tub.

Apparently, Ashton said, ‘Yo, where’s the vodka at?’ and Jacques was like, ‘’It’s over there but I’m not going to get it.’ So Ashton gets out to get the vodka and that’s when Jacques saw he was butt naked.’

The alleged sexual encounter took place that night after everyone except Sara and her friend Marta had left.

‘Sara is telling everyone 100 per cent that she and Ashton had sex,’ claimed Naumoff.

‘Jacques and Alexis are two of my best friends and Sara is a good friend. If she says she slept with him then I think she’s telling the truth.’

Naumoff, who arranges for good looking girls to be shipped to certain hotspots,  also told the newspaper: ‘Sara’s a great girl. My job is to round up hot girls and bus them into clubs in San Diego or Vegas.

The girls get free booze, food, whatever, and they attract rich and famous guys to the clubs. It’s a two-way street. The girls get to meet rich men and the guys get what they want.’

Which is? ‘Sex, obviously.’

Pointing proudly to photographs he took recently of a topless Leal, he bragged: ‘She was off her head, we all were. She’s a wild girl and loves to party. She is someone who knows what she wants and is determined to get it.’

Another friend, this time from her schooldays in McAllen, on the border of Mexico in Texas, said that Sara ‘hoped to find a richer older guy to take care of her. She wasn’t great at anything in particular that would have enabled her to make it on her own. But she was good at looking good.’

Naumoff explained how earlier in the evening, the Two and a Half Men star selected girls at Fluxx nightclub : ‘Ashton was picking out girls who were ‘hot tub worthy or not.’ He would send his friends to hand-pick the prettiest girls from the dancefloor.’

The club’s promoter, Aaron Klose, said: ‘I saw Ashton dancing with several girls, including Sara. Fluxx has the reputation for only allowing the prettiest ones in. Ashton was clearly up for a good night.’

Katie Boggus, a friend of Leal’s from Texas, who allegedly took part in the hot tub high jinks, refused to be drawn on the subject when approached at her San Diego home late Friday by the Mail on Sunday.

The pretty blonde said: ‘Sara is a great person. It’s really sad people are saying mean things about her.’

When asked directly if Leal slept with Kutcher that night, she said: ‘I can’t talk about that.’ Asked about being in the hot tub with a naked Kutcher, she smiled and said: ‘I’m sorry, I can’t say anything about that.’

According to another girlfriend of Leal, she is ‘keeping low’.

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Demi Moore is going off the deep end. Ashton Kutcher, he no know nothing.

Amidst fresh rumors that Ashton Kutcher has cheated on her with someone a quarter of her age, Demi Moore, twitted this picture of her looking like a dead Steve Buscemi with the caption,”I see through you” apparently referring to her ability to see through his full-of-shit-colon. Ashton, ever the sensitive guy, twitted the following: ‘When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.’

Now if you’ll excuse me, i feel the need to put some metal between me and this photo. I don’t want people to know how much i drink when she x-rays my kidneys.

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are most likely getting a divorce

It seems only yesterday when we posted pics of Demi Moore looking like a gargoyle and insinuating it was because of Ashton Kutcher’s new-found love for fresh meat. Wait, it was yesterday. Anyhow, we now learn that last Friday, Ashton spent the night with this lovely lady above, one named Sara Leal who as surprising as it sounds (because sluts never do these kinds of things) immediately hired a lawyer, went into hiding (?) and is demanding $250,000 to tell her side of the story (“We had sex 29 times that night. He said i don’t smell like a 50-year old. It was love in its purest form). In response, Demi Moore twitted (of course) about her failing to completely alter her DNA to that of a 25-year old (‘When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.’). And they spent their weekend anniversary apart. The End!

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Ashton Kutcher Replaces Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, Charlie Not Happy

Ashton Kutcher will return to prime-time this fall (having been on That 70s Show all them years ago), as it is now official that he will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, which is still somehow the top-rated comedy on television. This is news that brought a tear to Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood filled eyes. Because he’s been waiting all this time for CBS to invite him back to the show, and he’s genuinely shocked now that he’s been replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

According to Popeater:

“He really thought that he would be invited back,” a friend of Charlie’s tells me. “After years of suffering no consequences for his behavior, why would he think anything else? Finally it has sunk in that he doesn’t live by different rules to everyone else. Actions do have a consequences.”
My source reveals that the casting has hit him hard and that the lack of other offers has weighed heavily on him.
“He is destroyed that Ashton is replacing him. Destroyed,” the friend says. “We are all worried that he hasn’t hit bottom yet and that this could make him spiral out of control again. Especially after all the other productions that he assumed would happen have fell apart.”
Shortly after Charlie was fired he hinted that he was in talks with FOX and HDNet and that he expected to get paid $1 million for a Vanity Fair interview. None of which has yet to be confirmed.

Wait what… so if you go on TV with two whores and explain in great detail about how much you love drugs and call your boss a “pussy punk” and “piece of shit” among other things, then on top of that cost your employer $250 million, that actually burns a few bridges at work? Well news to me, and Charlie Sheen too apparently.

 

Payday for Ashton Kutcher – courtesy Charlie Sheen!

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So it’s official. Be a bad boy and you get more mileage. But when your antics start to hit the roof, its time for you to get the boot. After Lindsay Lohan, we now have the Wall Street Journal star facing the music. According to reliable sources, Charlie Sheen who was previously going to star in Two and a Half Men would no longer be starring in it and Ashton Kutcher would in all probability be replacing him.

Sheen has long been in news for a host of reasons. Right from substance abuse to criminal mischief and third degree assaults in addition to his personal life which is in a mess, Sheen is not a stranger to controversy. His being fired from the show following an outburst with its producer who questioned his behavior on and off the sets was therefore not exactly unexpected. However, this has unexpectedly benefited Ashton Kutcher after plans to cast Hugh Grant instead of Sheen foundered.

For Kutcher, 33, who formerly starred in The `70s Show and is today focusing on just TV and film production but is often over-shadowed by his wife, the more famous Demi Moore this is a great chance for a comeback especially with being given an opportunity to star in the currently No. 1 rated sitcom. With the final touches for this still in the offing, there’s no doubt that the “payday” for Ashton Kutcher has finally arrived. And let’s hope he doesn’t founder it like Sheen. After all, success doesn’t come as easily as it goes.

Image: IndiaTalkies

Via: People

 

Demi More Flaunts Her Stuff in a Bikini

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have been in the Caribbean since last weekend, and it looks like drinking all that pixie blood is paying off for Demi, because she looks great for a 48 year old. She did however get some help from the old blurry telephoto lens, who just so happens to be every aging actress’s best friend.

But as great as Demi might look for her age, if I was Kutcher I’d be running through a mall every day with my dick hanging out of my pants, screaming “Look at me, look at me!”. I’d have a waiting cargo van in the parking lot, and slam the sliding door after the first 5 chicks 21 and younger made it in..  I would just do that. Day, after day, after day, after day. Stoned out of my mind.

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Get Booed in Brazil

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore got booed at Sao Paolo Fashion Week, where their tardiness caused a show to be postponed by three hours. Testament to the duo’s acting skills, they somehow manage to strut and smirk for the cameras as though a chorus of enraged Brazilians are not shrieking “Too late! Boo! Ashton! Boo!”… Gotta say though, that is some super high pitched-booing. It actually sounds more like bad ghost imitations.

The below video depicts the melee. I just wish there’d been some rotten-tomato-throwing in Sao Paolo. Or at least some water balloons. Just to mess up Demi’s perfect three-hour blow out. And to see Ashton duck and let her take the hit. Because you know he woulda.

 

Demi Moore Also Threw on a Bikini

Demi Moore showed off her toned body in a teeny bikini with husband Ashton Kutcher in St. Barts New Year’s weekend, because apparently all of Hollywood migrates south during January. Great time to be breaking into houses in the Hollywood Hills.

If you get annoyed by nit pickers, then stop reading here… What the heck is up with her knees? Is that where all the excess skin from her plastic surgery is concealing? Or aren’t those even her knees? Just her ass migrating south for the winter just as Hollywood does.

I wonder if Ashton Kutcher also goes out of his way to use meat and dairy products that have passed their pull dates. Well he’s probably used to that smell by now…

To be fair (for once) apart from having the knees of an 80 year old, the rest of her is in pretty damn good shape. Pretty damn good indeed. Which makes it messed up that she has ugly children. How many drugs do you have to smoke to make your kids that ugly? Least she could do is try to have some none retard looking kids with the new guy, give the world a break from looking at the monsters she gave birth to first go around. Or maybe the memory of giving birth to that giganto-chinned mutant child of hers is still fresh in her memory, bet the doc had to add extra 17 stitches due to chin related damage.

Oh and happy new year Rumer Willis, Love you xxx

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Preview of the Brittney Jones Sex Tape – Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress

First off we’ll be the first to say it, putting Ashton Kutcher name in the title is NOT fair on him, AT ALL, because really he has nothing to do with this except for the faint rumor he was banging Brittney Jones (see here, and here). But we aren’t fair people so we don’t give a shit, his loss our gain.

OK now that is out of the way it’s time to make Brittney Jones the mini-celebrity of the month out of complete nothing. Vivid Entertainment sent the good people over at Egotastic! An exclusive sneak peek video preview of the Brittney Jones sex tape which is set for release to the general public on December 29th (mark that day in your calendars as a jerk off day).

Vivid put it this way in their press release yesterday:

Brittney Jones is the beautiful 21-year-old brunette who made headlines earlier this year for her brief affair with a very married Hollywood celebrity superstar. The movie, acquired from a third party, centers on the sexual exploits of Jones with a former boyfriend.

Nice of them to put all that effort into leaving Ashton’s name out of it.

The video below is clearly graphic, not super graphic, but it has titties and such. So viewer discretion advised bla bla bla…

Thanks to Egotastic! and  Vivid Entertainment

 

Ashton Kutcher is Pissed Over Brittney Jones Sex Tape (His Alleged Mistress)

Ashton Kutcher is furious over the release of a new sex tape featuring his self-alleged mistress Brittney Jones, claiming the company behind the flick is illegally using his name to push the porn.

Ashton’s lawyer’s have fired off a letter to Vivid Entertainment claiming they’re specifically pissed over a press release for the video, which says, “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced.”

Basically Vivid “PUNK’d” him by using his name to sell a tape that he doesn’t appear in, of a woman that claims to have had sexual congress with him. Sounds like he could easily sue them till their orifices leak.

I sense furious finger breaking twitters yet to be written. Lucky for me I am drawn to twitter like Lindsay Lohan is drawn to sobriety. In other words, I would have to face jail time to look up Ashton’s tweets.
 

Rumer Willis calls it quits with boyfriend

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Rumer Willis has ended her relationship with actor boyfriend Micah Alberti. Rumer, 22, the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and the stepdaughter of Emma Heming and Ashton Kutcher, however, is not in a mood to let her breakup get hold of her. She was seen having a good time at Tao in Las Vegas with Glee’s Mark Salling and his pal Chord Overstreet over the weekend.

People reports,

“They decided it wasn’t working,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. “They’re moving on.” Willis, 22, whose famous mother Demi Moore and stepfather Ashton Kutcher have been under fire for relationship woes of their own, seems to be bouncing back just fine. On Saturday, she headed to Tao in Las Vegas where last year she celebrated her 21st birthday. The Hollywood royalty hung out with Glee’s Mark Salling and his pal Chord Overstreet, who appeared on the hit show as well.

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Ashton Kutcher Might Have Cheated on Demi Moore, With This

Ashton Kutcher was first accused of cheating on his wife Demi Moore about 3 weeks ago. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones  (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her friends are basically saying to anyone who will listen, “This is right up her alley. And by alley I mean vagina.”

RadarOnline reports:

A source close to Brittney told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Jones “has always been obsessed with Ashton” pre-dating the steamy affair with the married actor.
“She told me once that he was by far the number one celebrity she’d like to have sex with,” said the insider, who knows Jones extremely well. “And she is totally the type to do it.”
RadarOnline.com has also obtained some never-before-seen photos of Jones who has since hired a manager and publicist in the wake of the scandal.

His long term relationship with Moore, who is 15 years older that Ashton, has been one of the things he’s most known for, so if that falls apart, it could really hurt his public perception, and forever change the way people don’t see his movies.

But if this skank actually hired a manager and a publicist then I’m inclined not to believe a word her whore mouth says. But just in case, it might be time to settle the score Demi, call me. (You can get the number from my manager/publicist)

 

James Van Der Beek Baby Shower – Pretty In Pink

Newlyweds James Van Der Beek and Kimberly Brook are celebrating the imminent arrival of their baby girl.

The happy couple wed in Israel last August in a quiet and private gathering. However, the baby shower was nothing short of a party! The guest list was a veritable lineup of A-listers, including Demi Moore, hunky hubby Ashton Kutcher, Rumer and Scout Willis, and Mary-Margaret Humes, who played James’ mom on Dawson’s Creek.

James spoke of the celebration - which was in the Hollywood Hills and had a pretty pink theme - telling In Touch, “It was great to be able to be with family and friends in such a beautiful, relaxed environment.”

 

Will Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Sue Over Cheating Scandal?

A cheating scandal has erupted involving Ashton Kutcher and a 21-year-old woman, and now ET is saying that Ashton and wife Demi Moore may be getting ready to sue Star magazine, the oft-maligned tabloid that is reporting the story.

What might make the allegations even more malicious in Ashton and Demi's eyes – the magazine is claiming that the affair first started when the woman, Brittney Jones, met Ashton at a bowling alley in July when he was there with stepdaughter Rumer Willis.

Ashton's lawyer has vehemently denied the story, saying in a statement, "Star magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct."

And Ashton has been on the defensive himself, long before this story broke. Earlier in the summer Star made other cheating allegations against the That 70's Show star, and he hinted at a lawsuit when he reacted via Twitter. "I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."

Two minutes after that posting he tweeted: "STAR magazine – you don't get to stand behind 'freedom of the press' when you are writing fiction." Demi then chimed in, tweeting back to her husband, "Excellent point my love!"

 

Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Killers’ won’t be shown to critics until OPENING DAY. Right. Movie SUCKS everyone!

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You’ve probably seen the billboards, bus-stop ads and television spots for “Killers”: They’re everywhere, featuring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher juggling guns and bantering over super-secret identities.

But critics won’t see the film before it appears in theaters, which means cinema goers will get to find out that the movie sucks, after they’ve bought themselves a ticket.

Lionsgate, which is releasing the action comedy, has planned what’s known as a “courtesy screening” for critics the morning of June 4, the day the film opens. It’s a tactic studios normally use when there’s a guaranteed niche audience, such as for horror movies or ones based on video games – the logic being that fans of the genre will show up, regardless of bad reviews.

But “Killers” is a mainstream romantic comedy with two A-list stars and a production budget of about $70 million – which is high for Lionsgate, known for the Tyler Perry movies, the “Saw” series and the Oscar-winning “Precious: Based on the Novel `Push’ by Sapphire.” Robert Luketic, who previously worked with Heigl on last summer’s critically savaged “The Ugly Truth,” is the director.

This time, the studio said it would rather have viewers decide for themselves whether the movie is worthwhile, then write about it on Twitter or Facebook.

In “Killers,” Heigl stars as a lovesick woman who thinks she’s found the perfect man in Kutcher’s character, only to discover his secret life as an international assassin once they’ve married and moved to suburbia.

“We want to capitalize on the revolution in social media by letting audiences and critics define this film concurrently,” Lionsgate said in a statement late Wednesday. “In today’s socially connected marketplace, we all have the ability to share feedback instantly around the world. In keeping with this spirit, Lionsgate and the filmmakers want to give the opportunity to moviegoing audiences and critics alike to see `Killers’ simultaneously, and share their thoughts in the medium of their choosing. We felt that this sense of immediacy could be a real asset in the marketing of `Killers.’”

Paramount Pictures similarly refrained from showing critics its big-budget “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” last year, saying it wanted regular folks to define it instead. The studio intentionally aimed the blockbuster at the heartland, at cities and audiences outside the entertainment vortexes of New York and Los Angeles.

But Paramount also acknowledged the decision was driven by the disparity between the overwhelmingly negative reviews “Transformers: Rise of the Fallen” received earlier that summer and its domestic gross of over $400 million. “G.I. Joe” received just 28 percent positive reviews on the Movie Review Intelligence website but it made over $150 million domestically.