Seen here with his pants down to his knees trying to roll up a tarpaulin, because nothing says “sexy lover” more clearly than loose white briefs and back hair spilling out of it (we admit, this post exists because we just wanted to put this picture up), Ashton Kutcher is now the confirmed lover of thoughts, dreams and imagination we always assumed him to be.
Apparently Sara Leal got the cash she was hunting for because she run straight to British tabloid The Sun and spilled the beans about the night she had sex with him.
According to her, Kutcher wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend Marta Borzuchowski, but ended up solely with her for a two-hour sex romp.“Ashton looked hot naked,” Leal said.
Ashton, she said, claimed he was separated from his wife of six years, actress Demi Moore, to coax her into bed (yeah, like she needed coaxing!! “Hi, I’m Asht…”, “Have me, right now, right here!!!”, “But, we’re in the hotel lobby!”).
She said she had sex twice with him after a hot tub party broke up early in the morning.
“We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. He was good, but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy,” she told the newspaper.
“He had good endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours,” she added.
In a separate interview with Us Weekly, Leal said they had unprotected sex without a condom.
Kutcher allegedly romped in the suite’s hot tub naked with four girls, before ending up on his hotel room bed with Leal and her friend, the party girl said.
“I’m sure he wanted to have a threesome,” she said. “It was clear he wasn’t opposed to it.”
The party was fueled by vodka, tequila and beer.
Most of the 20 or so guests left at around 5am, leaving Kutcher with Sara and some of her girlfriends, she said. Marta also eventually bailed.
“The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I wearing a robe.
“He opened it up and I was like ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. Ok, I did good. You’re really pretty.’”
And on that note, we’re pretty sure the smores Ashton brought to the campfire must have mended Demi Moore’s broken heart.All’s good.