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Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are done saving Haiti

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Lindsay Lohan spent a few days in London last week saving Haiti with her collagen lips and bucket of vodka puke she shared with Janice Dickinson (the two bonded over a long talk of how to tackle excess labia skin), but was back on American soil for the weekend to host?? an event at The Pool At Harrad’s in Atlantic City which she used to promote her leggings line…or her breasts. Or maybe the breasts were promoting the leggings. Either way, it worked, because we have the urge to weep out a fiver and buy a pair. Now if we could only figure out where to insert the bill…