Everyone’s favorite 16-year-old Hollywood teen bride, Courtney Stodden, did a Pamela Anderson-inspired photoshoot yesterday as she poured her all-natural curvaceous body (or so she says) into a barely-there bathing suit to capture Pamela’s sexy style from the hit 90s TV show, and accompanied it with this tweet:
“A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! 
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Umm… so apparently she’s not only a “model, singer, actress, gold digger”, but she also writes for Penthouse Forum now, just check out some of her other recent tweets:
- Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs
- I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!
- Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!
- Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don’t Put It On Me Girl
- Just learned how to do the splits… Figured I’d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?!
Jesus Christ. Her Twitter account is like one of the most uncomfortable experiences of your life. It’s like watching a Skinemax movie with your parents in the room – just knowing her 50 year old husband, Doug Hutchison, is writing all of these creepy tweets for her. Or at least touching himself as she reads them out to him.
If you have the stomach for it: twitter.com
I don’t know if I can talk about this girl anymore. It’s all too disturbing.
