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So I saw The Lorax this weekend with my family…Here’s a review in less than 250 words. Enjoy.
Boy likes girl and girl likes trees.
Boy wants to get the girl a real tree but, there are no more in the land of Theed.
Enter the Once-ler in a wacky flashback
…fish, bears, marshmallows and some strange crazy ass hat. (And of course the Lorax, let’s not forget about that.)
The Lorax appears when the Once-ler cuts down a tree with his axe…The Lorax tells him to leave and to never come back.
The Once-ler makes a promise never to harm another tree, but ends up cutting down every single one…it’s a story of greed.
The animals and the Lorax hurt by the broken promise, leave to find a new place to dwell.
The Once-ler lives for many years alone, until the boy appears knocking on his door and ringing his bell.
The boy well, he ends up with a miracle, a miracle seed.
And with the Once-lers help, he begins a quest to replenish the world with trees (and to make right his former bad deed).
It was a little slow this movie about trees,…Lots of fun for the kids, they got what they need.
It’s also available in IMAX 3D… plenty of trippy colors for those that smoke weed. 
