Beyonce is finally talking about all those fake pregnancy rumors that had been going around. Even some of the writers on this site questioned if Beyonce was really pregnant. What did Beyonce think about all those rumors? She thought they were crazy,
“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, and it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’” Beyonce said.
The moment that really made the fake pregnancy rumors take off was when Beyonce appeared on an Australian TV show. The 30-year-old came out on stage and when she took a seat, it looked like her baby bump “deflated” or folded when she sat down. This really made people suspicious, but Beyonce doesn’t understand the nonsense,
“It was a fabric that folded…does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid” Beyonce said. Tina Knowles (Beyonce’s Mom) was also upset by the rumors, “I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that.” Tina said.
So, there you have it. IT’S HER BABY! LEAVE BEYONCE ALONE….LEAVE HER ALONE! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!
Beyonce just had a baby not that long ago, but it hasn’t stopped PEOPLE magazine from naming her, ‘The most beautiful woman in the world’ on its new cover. Beyonce credits the beautifulness to giving birth and having a baby,
“I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth. I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth. The best thing about having a daughter is having a true legacy. The world “love” means something completely different now.” she told the magazine.
And get this, Beyonce even claims that she loves changing diapers! She sounds like the perfect mom, huh? It’s probably easy being a mom when you have all the money in the world and a robot named “Geoffrey” who helps out around the house 24/7
I’m sure you still remember back in 2009, the infamous Kanye/Taylor Swift MTV Video Music Awardsincident? Shortly thereafter, our President referred to the rapper as a “jackass,” and a few years later, his view still hasn’t changed. In the latest issue of The Atlantic, the President mentions that he actually prefers Jay-Z’s music over Kanye’s but does mention: “I like Kanye. He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.” However, Obama still holds on to his belief that the 34-year-old rap superstar is a “jackass.” A reporter from the magazine recalled that “when the interview reminded Obama of his comment from 2009, he replied, ‘He is a jackass. . . But he’s talented.’”
Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z are enjoying some well deserved downtime in St. Barts. Beyonce slipped into a bathing suit just three months after giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy and we have to say, she looked pretty damn good! She still has that same “Beyonce Body” that we all love so much.
The 30-year-old superstar had her hair tied back in a ponytail and she was rocking one awesome pair of sunglasses. Her splash in the water came after a nice long day of relaxing with Jay-Z on the beach (you can see all the pictures below) it looks like they are both a fan of the “Men in Black” sunglasses look. It also looks like they are both a fan of wine, the couple appeared to order a bottle of wine on the beach.
Ah, yes! A nice bottle of wine on the beach…must be nice. Last time I went to the beach, I packed a PB&J and a juice box. Not even a quality juice box either, it was one of those with the tiny straws that never go in the hole.
Wow… so this is the richest baby in the world, huh? Well, it is easy to see that she is a beautiful girl, but… does she look a thing like Beyonce or Jay-Z? Honestly? Yes, yes, that’s no way to truly tell if she’s truly child, but still… it seems that something is a wee bit fishy may be going on here.
In fact, in a TMZ poll that asked that very question, 62% of the 60,000 voters said, Yes, something does seem a bit off. ‘Why?’ you’re asking, right? Well, let’s break this down…
REASONS THAT BABY BLUE’S BIRTH IS A BIT FISHY
1. Of course, the number one reason — the collapsing tummy pic of Beyonce on an Australian show during her pregnancy. That in itself would suggest that she wasn’t pregnant, but was actually wearing a prosthetic baby bump and planning a very secretive adoption.
2. Beyonce only stayed in her multi-million dollar renovated hospital room for two days after having Blue Ivy. These pics are obviously taken in that room. Yet… look at Beyonce. Not a hair out of place, bright eyed, with even a coat of blue polish on her nails. Why is this so weird, many are asking, yes? Because, NO mother would look this good within forty-eight hours after birth — NOT ONE!
3. Ah, and now for the real clincher: That baby looks a little older than one-two days old. If that baby were that old, she wouldn’t be able to open her eyes as well as she is in these photos. Why? Because, after babies are born, nasty goopy stuff is put in their eyes for medical reasons, creating a greasy sheen on their face and — obviously — goop in their eyes. This cherub faced baby has neither, but is instead wide eyed and very attentive — also something no newborn is capable of.
But, nevertheless, whether this child is biologically related to Jay-Z and Beyonce or not, one thing is for sure: she is sure to be a spoiled rotten, much loved child… who also happens to be the heir to the hip-hop thrown.
Hey guys! Thanks for coming back to sit through more of my BS. It means more to me than you know. *tear* No, really, though — thank you for making The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly a trending post! That’s awesome! Now, let’s get to the bitches, shall we? The Good — Jorgie Porter… wow. Very British name, not so much for the British modesty, though. Stripping it all off for Nuts mag, Jorgie looks all-out yummy in her little get-up. The Dancing on Ice star has definitely got my vote, cause… Dayum!!! The Bad — And here we go again. I thought Cameron was back on track when I posted the sexy bikini pics in Ugly Cameron Diaz + Hawaiin Beach Vacay = Sexy as Hell Cameron Diaz. Well, apparently I was wrong. Because that dress she was sportin’ at the Weinstein Company’s Golden Globes afterparty at The Beverly Hilton made her look like one ugly ass tranny! She has beefed up a bit due to her rigorious workouts, which is fine. I don’t personally dig the femme beefcake look myself, but whatev. But, when she paired her newly developed biceps with that cutaway neckline… girl looked a friggin’ mess! Plus, her hair was messed the fuck up and she looked washed out. So, yeah, Cameron… you are back on the Bad list!!! The Fugly — Yeah, I’m sure that many of you are scratching your heads going ‘What’s the deal? This chick is hot, other than that messed up thing on her head. I may not know who the hell she is, but why is she on the Fugly list?’ Well, I will tell you, Kel Tells has not lost her mind. But I have lost my temper. The woman in that photograph is none other than Beyonce Knowles! Yeeeeeeah… could you tell that from the picture? I couldn’t when I first looked at it. You know why? Because, her SKIN HAS BEEN DIGITALLY BLEACHED!!!!!!! Yes, you heard me right! Her skin has been digitally lightened for the promotion pics for her upcoming album. And, I’m sorry, but that upsets me very much! Be you, girl! Why would you do such a thing and show the young women of the world that you should lighten your fucking skin color?!?!?! This is a disgrace! I’m super pissed, if you can’t tell. And, get this, this isn’t even the first time this has happened. In 2008, Beyonce had the very same thing done on a L’Oreal ad, something that the New York Post called ‘shocking.’ [pic available below] And, indeed, it is. It’s not only shocking though, it’s saddening! So, guess what, bitch? You’re getting put on the Fugly list… for pissing me off!!!
Celebrities are known for giving their babies bizarre names, and just recently Beyoncé and Jay-Z continued the trend. As we all know they named their kid, “Blue Ivy” which sounds more like a bar of soap. But, they are not the worst offenders; I have looked back and found some really horrible celebrity baby names. “Pilot Inspektor” Yeah, actor Jason Lee named his kid, “Pilot” are you freaking kidding me? Is the next kid going to be named, “Co-Pilot?” I mean, where does the madness stop? That poor kid. “Apple” What a fruity name, huh? Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid APPLE! That just doesn’t make any sense. What could possibly make you want to name your kid apple? Do you know how confusing that is going to be? What if the kid is at school and hears, “Apple” and the kid turns around, only to find out they were talking about an actual apple! You don’t make your kid’s name edible! “Memphis Eve” Only Bono could think of such a horrible douchey name. It’s bad enough having to be the child of Bono, but now you have to deal with that name, too? Life is just not fair. “Blanket” Why not? We have a freaking apple on the list, why not add a blanket? As most of you know Michael Jackson named his kid Blanket. If we ever find a kid named, “Snuggie” I think it would be safe to assume it is Michael’s long lost child. “Tu Morrow” Are you serious? Actor, ‘Rob Morrow’ named his kid Tu Morrow…just think about that for a minute. Do you get it, yet? He just punned the hell out of his baby’s name! There has to be some sort of law against that, arrest that man! “Moxie Crimefighter” What kind of crime is Moxie fighting? The crime of parents giving their kids horrible names? Moxie Crimefighter? What were you thinking, Penn Jillette? Teller could have come up with a better name, and he doesn’t even talk!
What’s up, my peeps, and Happy Wednesday!! Khloe Kardashian is suuuuuper pissed! And with good reason. Her ex-stepmom’s, two women who were married to her father Robert Kardashian after he and Kris Jenner split, have recently gone to the tabloids saying that Robert admitted to them both that Khloe was fathered by another man. Hmm… question. How is it that BOTH of these women went to a tabloid at the same exact time? Why… I bet it’s because they planned the shit out. We all know that Khloe is not the spitting image of her father or her two big sisters, but that doesn’t mean that she’s not his biological daughter. I wish I could go into genetics and recessive genes with these idiots, but I don’t think they’d listen to me. There was one person who listened to the older women’s claims, though… Khloe. And she was ticked, as any daughter would be, and went — where else — to voice her opinion? Twitter, of course! Yes, like two sixty something year old women would see your Twitter rant… Anyway, she had this to say: ‘The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).’ Blue Ivy — The Antichrist!!! Yup, according to a North Carolina CHURCH sign that read Beyonce Had Her Baby, Satan Is On Earth. Wooooow… The pastor of the church actually made a statement to TMZ, saying that he took the sign down immediately after he received numerous complaints from the locals. In a twist of irony, though, the pastor went on the local news claiming that he never told TMZ a thing. This just gets weirder and weirder… Aaaaand, ever more Bey baby blue’s… (okay, not a very good pun, but anywho) A report was just released that an investigator from the Health Department is going to be looking into the complaints from the parent’s that were forced to share the hospital with Beyonce and her million muscle men! We’re not sure how many parents have complained, but apparently, it’s been enough to call in the health department. And, believe it or not, it is illegal to keep a baby from their mother’s breast milk, and trust me, that hospital does not want the La Leche League (the international organization that supports breastfeeding mothers) who have billion dollar pockets on their ass. Having the health department investigating is going to cause enough problems. The investigator gave this comment in reference to the complaints, ‘Whenever we receive a complaint, we look into it. It’s not necessarily an investigation. It could be a review. Most likely in this case, it would be an investigation.’ So, what does that mean? That means that Lennox Hill Hospital has stepped in biiiiig donkey doo… Hmm… it seems our Commander in Chief is a celeb junkie, too. Just a day after infamous pics were [...]
Hello there, my junkie friends! I’m back for the third time with the Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! So… let the fun begin!!! Dr. Conrad Murray, as we all know, was found guilty for causing the legend Michael Jackson’s death because it was he who prescribed the medication Propofol to the star. Now, Dr. Murray is basically being sued in a civil court by MJ’s fam for $100 million dollars. But, Dr. Murray is saying that he may have prescribed lethal meds to Michael, but it was Michael himself who administered the medication and therefore MJ is responsible for his own death. You know what? I agree. Just because a celebrity is a celebrity and they get whatever they want from whoever they want doesn’t make them any less responsible for their own actions. That Dr. was WRONG, but in the end, it was Michael who was responsible for his own actions — that’s what being an adult is all about. Enough with the heavy… So, do you guys remember that mega WWE star named Stone Cold Steve Austin? Yes, I figured you would. Well, those who are WWE fans — and even those who aren’t — will remember his saying ‘Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!’ Well, TMZ caught up to Stone Cold and asked him if he would consider relinquishing his hold over the numbers to Tim Tebow. After finding out that Tebow threw a … miraculous… 316 yards in this last game, Stone Cold said that he would gladly give them up… if Tebow could do it again. Wow… so now, 3:16 isn’t associated with its original place, but with the saying of a WWE wrestler and now a football player?! Okay… I’m not going there… Baby Blue Ivy has been taken home! Beyonce and Jay-Z took their multi-million dollar bundle of joy to their multi-million dollar Manhattan apartment. Something you may not have known? At least part — or even most of — that million dollars was spent on renovation to the hospital itself! This included a swanky — and of course, private — recovery area, as well as a damn bulletproof door for Beyonce’s room!!! All of this for a three day stay! Wow… Kelly Rowland, former member of the Beyonce led group Destiny’s Child, stopped by the Lucky Wang baby boutique. For what exactly? To buy baby Blue Ivy a green Bob Marley onezie of course. That. is. just. stupid! You wanna know the really sad thing? I bet that scrap of material probably cost her — not just one — but a couple pretty pennies. As my friend and fellow Daily Fix author, Zachary Row reported to you all a few days ago, Russell Brand was Banned from the People’s Choice Awards. Why? Because, they didn’t want Katy Perry to feel uncomfortable around her estranged husband. Yeah… like that building’s not big enough for the two of them. But, no worries now, because Katy Perry has announced that she won’t even [...]
Jay-Z has just released a brand new song that he wrote for his daughter, “Blue Ivy Carter” and you can listen to it below. In the song he broke some pretty shocking news. There is a line in the song that says the following… ‘Last time the miscarriage was so tragic/We was afraid you’d disappear /But nah baby you magic.’ That is some pretty big news! I am surprised he would share that all of the sudden in a song, but I guess what better way to express his feelings. Songwriting is probably part of the healing process for him. Some of the other touching lyrics in the song include… ‘The most amazing feeling I feel, words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Baby, I paint the sky blue, my greatest creation was you.’ ‘You’re the child of destiny / you’re the child of my destiny / you’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child.’ That last line is pretty clever, huh? I guess that is why they pay him the big bucks. At the end of the song you can even hear Blue Ivy crying, a very nice touch. Also, the couple released a statement saying the baby was born, “Naturally” at a healthy 7lbs. So, I guess the reports saying that she had a C-section were wrong.
Hi there and Welcome to the new version of ‘Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like!’ Before the re-design, this was one of my favorite posts… so, I’m bringin’ it back!!! I’m not the same author who wrote the last Miscellaneous posts, but I hope you like them. And, before I get started, if you would like this to be a daily thing — so you can get a good dose of the day’s gossip in just one setting — leave me a comment and let me know! If you think it needs to go, or if you think it should be a weekly gig, please don’t hesitate to tell me! We here at The Daily Fix want to write what our reader’s want to read, so comments are ALWAYS welcome!!! And, without further ado, here’s Sunday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like!!! Beyonce finally popped the kid out… and it only cost her and her babydaddy Jay-Z $1.3 million to buy out the entire NICU floor of the hospital! Beyonce and Jay-Z named the expensive little baby girl Blue Ivy… Um, nice name guys. I hope she’s not really hot when she grows up, because then all the guys will be calling her Miss Blue B– Uh, nevermind. Anyway, TMZ has just reported that because Beyonce bought out the entire floor, it actually prevented several new parents from seeing their newborns. But, oh well, as long as the millionaire’s are happy, right? Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo. Wow… so exciting. She was spotted in a tattoo parlor this last Friday, where pics were leaked of her getting the inking done on her left hand. In extremely shitty writing it scrawls down from her wrist to her thumb with the saying ‘Live Without Regrets.’ Hmm… you sure you’re gonna walk the talk there, LiLo? Heidi Klum looked like shit as she strolled down the street with some VERRRRRRY wide flaired jeans. I mean, like, Cher in 1970 wide. Yeah… it was bad. Simple as that. Katy Perry is obviously pissed at her parents. TMZ posted a story saying that Katy’s parents in some way refered to her split with Russell Brand as a blessing from up above. They have also been reported saying that the good thing about Katy’s divorce is that it stimulated their ministry. Wow, what kind and unselfish parents she has. Obviously ticked at her minister parents, Katy tweeted that she was thankful for all of the love and support from her fans. Then, in the very next tweet she posted this, ‘Concerning the gossip, I want to be clear that NO ONE speaks for me. Not a blog, magazine, “close sources” or my family.’ Yup, I’d say she was none too happy. But, I’d be pissed too if my parents were trying to cash in on my heartbreak… Rita Rusic is pretty damn hot! We’ve got a fifty-one year old hottie on our hands here! It is unbelievable that the Italian movie producer is over fifty and still killin’ her little purple bikini! Good for her! See, this is what I want older women to look like. [...]
Let’s all take a moment to congrats Beyoncé and Jay-Z! They welcomed their baby girl into this world last night after a planned C-section. A source told the Houston Chronicle that, “mother and baby are doing fine.” They named her, ‘Blue Ivy Carter’ because you know, no celebrity can give their kid a normal name. They’re too “famous” for that. Gwyneth Paltrow is a close friend and she had this to say on twitter, “Welcome to the world Blue! We love you already.” There was actually some confusion on whether they named her, ‘Ivy Blue’ or ‘Blue Ivy’ they both sound the same to me, but rest assured it is, ‘Blue Ivy.’ Some celebrities have already started tweeted their congratulations to the couple. Rihanna and Russell Simmons both tweeted their congratulations to the couple. My favorite part of this story is that supposedly the couple booked out the entire fourth floor of the hospital, spending $1.3million to do so. Are you kidding me? That is insane. I don’t understand why they would need a whole floor, why not have just one private room and have a bunch of security? Spending $1.3million on something so unnecessary is so mind boggling to me. I guess it’s because I don’t have a lot of money, maybe to them $1.3million is pocket change. But, I could make $1.3million last for my entire life, and my future kid’s entire life. Whatever, though. I am just a “normal” guy with a boring normal name. Why didn’t my parents name me, “Sea Breeze” then I might have actually done something in life.
It is amazing how celebrities always tend to get pregnant in clusters. Hmm… curious, is it not? The last cluster like this was in 2008-2009 when it seemed like every celebrity in Hollywood was preggers. And now is no different. Three of our most beautiful and talented starlett’s have gotten knocked up. And I am here to give you the skinny on the bellies! Jennifer Garner, mother of two and wife to used-to-be sexy dude Ben Affleck is Veeeery pregnant. But, on the subject of Ben… Have any of you noticed how unsexy he is lately? What is UP with that? Fatherhood has not been good to him or Brad Pitt, in my opinion. But, back on the subject of baby bumps, Jennifer was spotted in Santa Monica today getting some Mommy-time with some girlfriends. She was looking absolutely stunning, too. It’s crazy how a patterned scarf can uplift even the most blah of outfits, isn’t it? Had she not worn that scarf, I probably would have been here telling you how terrible she looked today. But — she did, and she does look beautiful. I’m not sure of her due date, other than it will be rather soon… Jessica Simpson was promoting a fashion show for Nicole Richie, looking absolutely fab, by the way. She was wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress that was clinging to that bump like a second skin. Unlike the rather slim — under the circumstances — Jennifer, Jessica has definitely plumped up a bit. But, that tends to happen with your first pregnancy. Jessica, even with the extra weight, looks absolutely stunning and will be popping sometime very soon, I’m sure. She has also announced that ‘It’s a Boy!!!’ Ah, and then we have music sensation and powerhouse, Beyonce, who is expecting fellow hip-hop front runner, Jay-Z’s baby. And, though there has been much controversy over this pregnancy of hers, she is still looking gorgeous. Also taking after Jessica, Ms. Bootylicious herself has packed on some baby LB’s for sure. But, I love me the curvy women, so I think she looks exceptional. As did many when she was spotted for the first time today since New Year’s. And, even though the rumor mill has been a-running that she has either had the baby girl already or isn’t even pregnant at all, two things are for sure: One — girl’s still got style! And two — she is still as sexy as ever! So, expect some news in the next few weeks, ladies and gents. Because some extremely beautiful future celebrities will be making their way into this world very soon!!!
And that is exactly what I said when I was told that Beyonce was faking her pregnancy. Now, I don’t know if these rumors are true, but it is my job to report the news so I’m reporting it. When I was first confronted with these allegations a few days ago, I laughed and waved my hand and said, ‘Yeah, fuckin’ right.’ But then, due to my constant and vehement denial of the rumors, I was forced to watch a video of Beyonce walking on set to an Australian TV show ‘Sunday Night,’ where she sits in a chair and her stomach literally collapses. A few weeks before that, which was in October of 2011, a VMA insider said that they saw Beyonce putting on a prosthetic baby bump. Yes, yes, I know. These rumors have been floating around for nearly three months, so why am I bringing them up now? Well, it was the video of her NYE performance that propelled me to bring this story to our readers. In the video I could swear that her stomach is flatter than a damn pancake! When she’s sitting at the beginning of the vid, it’s hard to tell; but, when she stands to perform the rest of the song, it’s pretty obvious. And, I’m sure many of you out there are like, ‘Well, isn’t it possible that she had the baby and then went to perform?’ Um… no. That’s completely impossible. Trust me, when you give birth, you can barely keep your eyes open, much less go and perform on a stage; so, that option is clearly out. Plus, any woman who’s been as far along in pregnancy as Beyonce supposedly is, would know that you cannot sit with your knees practically drawn to your chest like she was. It really has nothing to do with how big your belly is, but more to do with how hard it is. It constricts the way you can sit, and that is why you see big, fat preggo chicks practically throwing themselves into a chair backwards when they sit down. Either way, I think that all will be revealed soon. The only reason I can think that she would be faking it, is so she can adopt a child in secrecy and pass it along as her and Jay-Z’s biological child. So, I bring this to you, my wonderful readers; let me know what you think!!!
Welcome to my new segment!!! I’ll be giving you the best, the worst, and the ugliest of the day’s hottest stories which I’ll be calling The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Enjoy!!! The Good: Although all eyes have been pinned to her growing baby bump, a recently published mag shows Bootylicious Beyonce looking sexy as hell! Jones Magazine Winter Arts & Entertainment Magazine scored big when Beyonce posed atop the Maurice in the French capitol. This is definitely the days ‘Good’. Why? Because, she is HOT! HOT! HOT! The Bad: X-Factor and Extra correspondent, Terri Seymour was caught looking EXTRA rough! What makes this so funny is that Simon Cowell’s ex was walking out of a super posh beauty salon at the time! The question remains: if you weren’t cleaning up that ugly ass face and nappy hair, then what were you doing in that salon? Eeeww! The Fugly: Susan Boyle, infamous contestant from reality show Britain’s Got Talent, definitely has Christmas spirit this year! Susan Boyle was caught outside her home by the paparazzi, so what did she do? She posed, she danced, and she blew kisses!!! Yeah… that definitely earns SuBo today’s Fugly award! Make sure to check out the pictures below! And come back tomorrow for another segment of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly!!!
Miranda Kerr takes time away from her infant son to show her side boob in Paris.
Lady Gaga’s tits are showing, but somehow this one’s a classy outfit. That’s what happens when you have a meat dress to compare it to.
Rihanna handles London with the same grace and elegance she’s known for. Yo, limeys, is anyone going to grope my ass or what, i ain’t got all day here!!
Beyonce’s infatuation with her growing uterus is now getting weird. This was in her new video.
Blake Lively has split from Leonardo DiCaprio and is looking for her next love through Tarot cards. Hey lady, skeletor here behind you. Love is starin’ right back at ya, baby!
The new season of Topmodel has started so Tyra’s ass is back to eating skinny supermodel-wannabes.
Rosie O’Donnell must some incredible lesbian charm we don’t about because she can get girlfriends to go with her coffee now. True story, she met this one at Starbuck’s.
Simon Cowell has opted for Botox and fillers. Because his inability to control his facial expressions was bothering him.
If you squint hard enough you can see Amanda Seyfried’s nipples.
Vanessa Hudgens still having sex with that Disney kid. Because she has a thing for extra soft hair-free baby skin. (We’re talking about his face you perverts!!)
Elisabetta Canalis shows us why George Clooney kept her for so long.
Beyonce puts on her disappearing fetus act again.
We get it. Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez to be his octomom. He posted this.
The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards were on last night, and a bunch of boring shit happened, so here are some pictures of Selena Gomez to spice things up. Anyway, whether it was to see Lady Gaga’s performance as her alter ego Jo Calderone, Jay-Z and Kanye West’s duet, or to see Britney Spears’ preternaturally early career retrospective, 12.4 million people watched the MTV Video Music Awards last night, the highest ratings in the network’s history. We guess congratulations are in order, but honestly, at 30 years old, the network is well past its own target demographic.
Actually one thing did happen that people will be talking about around the water-cooler this week. Beyonce announced she is pregnant with the seed of Jay-Z. After clutching her bump and coyly smiling on the red carpet – silently signaling to the world that she was either pregnant or bloated from hookworm – Beyonce hit the stage at the VMAs and, before performing “Love on Top,” said to the audience, “I want you to feel the love that’s growing inside of me.” HINT HINT. During the performance, she rubbed her bump, and her rep later confirmed the bun in her oven, and the world got all giddy and excited. This sparks an important debate: what will we call the spawn of said couple? BeyBey? Babyoncé? Bey-Z?
As we reported early this month Beyonce got Jay-Z a $2,000,000 ride for his birthday, a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. Well not to be outdone Jay-Z got the “independent woman” $350,000 worth of Birkin bags, you know, to carry around all of that diamond encrusted stuff she probably has. You might think that price tag pales in comparison to the cool $2 million that Beyonce spent. However, in September, Jay bought Beyonce a $20,000,000 private island off the shore of Florida.
Beyonce got some sweet gifts yesterday. Her husband, Jay-Z, was spotted shopping at Hermes’ plush Madison Avenue boutique on Christmas Eve. A spy reports, “Jay was in a private room of Hermes doing last-minute shopping. He had a guard standing watch outside. He spent $350,000 on Birkin bags, among other things.” The buying binge took so long, Jay-Z missed his scheduled lunch at Nello, prompting the restaurateur to deliver his food to the store. Jay-Z has plenty to spend — he’s getting $1 million to perform at the opening of the Cosmopolitan hotel and casino in Vegas on New Year’s Eve.
Having googled Birkin bags, I found that they look, to my ignorant eyes, exactly like the ones at Target for $29.99. Purpose of both: You tote things in it and on occasion, perhaps use it assault gun-wielding maniacs.
The only thing Jay could’ve given his wife that might genuinely surprise her is a small sovereign nation that he paid mercenaries to overthrow and reclaim as Beyonceland (or Beyonconia, Beyoncestein, or what have you). Otherwise, they just have to add to each other’s collections of luxury goods.
But I get where they are coming from, when I have a sad day, I totally retreat to my diamond house and make love on mink. Except that I disguise the diamonds with peeling wood and the mink is bred to look and feel like clearance sheets from Walmart. I’m thoughtful to the neighbors that way.
Ever wondered what you get a man who has enough money to buy just about anything? How about a $2,000,000 ride? That’s what Beyonce did for her husband Jay-Z for his 41st birthday, reportedly buying him the ultra-expensive Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. The car is considered the world’s fastest road car, with a top speed of 252 miles per hour and the process of ordering, designing and making the car takes about a year. So it looks like Beyonce has this in mind for a while (Bet she was pleased that the tax cuts for the rich are still in place).
This now puts Jay-Z into an exclusive club of Bugatti owners, including: Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, Tom Brady, Ralph Lauren and Chris Brown.The car may not get too much mileage but Jay-Z already owns such pricey rides as a Rolls Royce Phantom, Ferrari F430 Spider, Maybach 62S and a Pagani Zonda Roadster.
He may have 99 problems, but transportation ain’t one.
P.S : Beyonce, my birthday is in March. I’d settle for a Maserati.
Here’s one fresh reason to love Beyonce. The singer recently crashed a block party in West Orange, New Jersey and surprised the local crowd by joining them in “The Wobble” dance. The 29-year-old was reportedly in town to visit her mother-in-law when she heard music coming from the street. And what she did was a pleasant surprise for her neighbors. Enjoy the video.
Here’s the latest from Lady Gaga and Beyonce. The music video for Telephone might just manage to ring the bells with some of you, but I’m literally unmoved by the performance of both the artists. The only saving grace of the video is the gorgeous Pussy Wagon! Oh yeah, there’s one more thing worth mentioning - those plus-shaped doilies on Lady Gaga’s tits are a huge turn-off! Anyway, now it’s your turn to check out the video and hunt for some good moments. All the best.
We told you Beyonce is ‘on-one‘ at the moment. She is now claiming that Camel did not say they were ready to procreate. She also had an impromptu and never tried before crowd surf during her performance in London.
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Beyonce Knowles isn’t ready to be a mom. The ‘Crazy In Love’ singer eventually wants to start a family with husband Jay-Z and would base her parenting skills on that of her own mother. She said: “It’s not time for that yet. But definitely there will be a time. I want to be a great mother, the kind of mother that I have. I want the same bond that I had with my mom and that would be enough for me.
“The security and love I feel being in a relationship, a marriage, it’s absolutely incredible. Incredible.”
The pop star’s husband of a year-and-a-half was reportedly overheard recently saying he’s ready to start having babies with Beyonce and that “procreating” is high on their agenda right now, but she has since denied this. The 28-year-old singer said the time for parenthood would come but for now she was happy just being a couple. She has also previously said that watching her sister Solange give birth had put her off the experience.
Beyonce, we know you look like a porn star in your new Video Phone video, but letting the crowd grab a hold of that jelly means that Hollyweird is starting to beat you over the head. Take a break Bey and have some little camels for Hov. Please that man wants it badly…
At this point in time, we would like to thank Beyonce for providing the breath of fresh air when it comes to our upskirt moments because after looking at pictures of Shauna Sands drawing smiley faces on her crotch for photo ops for the 100th time, we felt as excited about our club members as Lindsay Lohan is when asked to actually pay for goods she consumes (but instead of screaming and crying, we just look down at our sad puppy and say: “don’t worry, buddy, the novocaine will eventually wear off, you’ll see, someone new will come to save you”).
Beyonce was on her way out of Kanaola Club in London where she was hosting a star-studded event while on tour there when she failed to exhibit hide-your crotch-with jacket-ninja moves and subsequently exposed Jay Z’s private island…you know, the one he goes to when he wants to escape from it all…
Some photos have leaked from the Video Phone video shoot of Beyonce and Lady GaGa. It looks like Rihanna belongs in this video with the shim and not Bey Bey. But don’t take our word… Tell us what you think!!!
As far as the VMAs go, we’re glad Kanye West is still an asshole, especially when he drinks. A few profanity-laced acceptance speeches (one of them courtesy of Lady Gaga) won’t cut the mustard these days, unless a drunken guest interrupts someone else’s victory speech (Taylor Swift’s) to tell the world their opponent’s video was so much better (Beyonce’s). We would like to thank Hennessy Cognac and Amber Rose for getting Kanye prepped backstage (the two were seen taking turns for the bottle even before the show began).
A Twitter war of words, was ofcourse, meant to ensue. Even Heidi Montag decided to take a break from staring at herself in Playboy and get reacquainted with the english alphabet in order to speak her mind (we’re sure if we bring an expert in code deciphering we will find “check me out in Playboy” hidden somewhere…wait, that would mean Heidi is incredibly smart, so scratch that thought). Anyway, here’s a small sample:
Katy Perry:”F— u Kanye, it’s like you stepped on a kitten.”
Pink:”Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh– on earth. Quote me. My heart goes out to Taylor Swift. She is a sweet and talented girl and deserved her moment. She should know we all love her. Beyonce is a classy lady. I feel for her, too. It’s not her fault at all, and her and Taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out.”
Kings of Leon’s Nathan Followill: “We lost damnit. Maybe next year. At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift.”
Jack Bakarat from All Time Low:”Kanye smells like he’s [had] at least one drink.”
Lo Bosworth: ”We love Taylor Swift. Wow, Kanye — manners? My goodness.”
Heidi Montag:”Congrats @taylorswift13 on your VMA!!! You deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when Kanye west stole your mic! U rock!!! @taylorswift13 don’t let that evil steal your thunder!!!!! This is your big night!!”
Donning her gayest get-up, a multi-colored Solange Knowles performed at the 39th Annual LGBT Pride Parade on Sunday (June 28). Wrapped head to camel toe in a rainbow, Beyonce’s younger, less famous sis belted out her breezy R & B “hits” for the crowd of out and proud revelers. Her skin-tight bodysuit must have been worn for the benefit of the ladies in attendance.
Speaking of benefits, it was just announced that Solange and Beyonce are teaming up for a special show at the Target Center in Minneapolis next month to raise money for the Charles & Phyllis Newman Foundation, as well as their own charity, The Survivor Foundation. If she turns up in something as revealing as this, we might consider giving a donation…to the sperm bank.
Miranda Kerr takes time away from her infant son to show her side boob in Paris.
