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Bill Clinton Hanging With Porn Stars?

Life was so much easier when Bill Clinton was president. It was before 9/11 and our currency was still worth a little something, and he made it cool to cheat on your wife! Apparently, he is still being the true pimp he is. The 42nd president was at some “Nights in Monaco” dinner and met a lot of stars, stars like Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger and Rose McGowan…oh and porn stars!

That’s right. You can see Bill in the picture above, posing with a couple of porn stars! Their names are Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee. Brooklyn Lee even won the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet! Bill sure knows how to pick ‘em!

If you’re wondering why he was hanging out with a bunch of porn stars…well it was for charity! Bill was in Europe raising money for the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation. Bill Clinton Hanging With Porn Stars? Bill Clinton Hanging With Porn Stars? Bill Clinton Hanging With Porn Stars?

 

President Obama Sings “Sweet Home Chicago”

President Obama just can’t keep away from the microphone. You may remember last month when he sang some Al Green at Harlem’s Apollo Theater. Well, last night he started singing again! This time he shared the stage with Mick Jagger, B.B. King and Jeff Beck. They all performed, “Sweet Home Chicago” you can watch the video above.

“No one goes through life without both joy and pain, triumph and sorrow. The blues gets all of that, sometimes with just one lyric or note.” Obama said.

He’s not so bad at this “singing” thing, huh? Maybe after he leaves the White House, he can form a band with some former Presidents. “Obama and the Bushes” or “Bill and B-Rock” something like that. With hit songs like, “I Drop Bombs” and “PEACE! WHAT IS GOOD FOR?” and their hit single, “We Will Always Tax You” President Obama Sings “Sweet Home Chicago” President Obama Sings “Sweet Home Chicago”

 

Bill Clinton to Cameo in

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The cast of Hangover 2 may still have some traces of the strong frown lines they developed when Directed Todd Philips hinted Mel Gibson’s involvement in the new movie, but here’s their chance to erase the scum off their minds. They have a new guest in their family - former president Bill Clinton. Clinton has been confirmed as a cast in the upcoming comedy sequel, where he’ll play himself.

People reports,

Sure enough, that will be the former president sharing screen-time with the fun-loving guys in The Hangover 2, now filming in Thailand, a Clinton source confirms to PEOPLE. Clinton, who’ll play himself in the comedy, shot his brief appearance on Saturday in Bangkok, where part of the production takes place. He was in the capital city to deliver a speech on clean energy.

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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Lil Wayne Is Out of Prison

Lil Wayne is free, and he still has a herd of adoring fans behind him. Lil Wayne left Rikers Island prison in New York early this morning, after eight months of his one-year sentence on gun charges. Wayne has maintained contact with the public through his website, weezythanxyou.com where post after post, he thanks those who support him for their kind words, prayers and naughty pictures and underwear. The comments section of the website is littered with adoration for the hip-hop hero and father of 234 bastard kids.

I for one am just hoping that maybe Lil Whatever will finally get a vasectomy. How many illegitimate kids can a man have before he figures out how to use a condom?

Even former President Bill “Cigar” Clinton spoke of Lil’s release with the 96.1 Kiss morning radio show… Say what you want about his trade tariff reforms, when it comes to hip hop, Bill Clinton was our dopest president. Suck on that, Lincoln.

 

Laura Ling Welcomes Daughter Li Jefferson Clayton

Journalist Laura Ling has experienced in a year, what most could never imagine, from the terrifying experience of being held captive in a North Korean prison, to returning home to the US to her waiting friends and family and quickly learning that she was expecting her first child.

Now, 10-months after returning home from North Korea, Ling and husband Iain Clayton have welcomed their first child, daughter Li Jefferson Clayton. Li was born yesterday (June 2) in Burbank, Calif. weighing in at 8 lbs., 2 oz., reports PEOPLE.

Ling's sister, journalist/Oprah Winfrey Show correspondent Lisa Ling, said of the new baby,

Her parents are too speechless. Li is super adorable!"

Ling revealed the origins of her daughters name, honoring sister Lisa in the form of Li, and borrowing Jefferson from former US President Bill Clinton's middle name. Of her friendship with Clinton, who aided in her release from North Korea, Ling said, "He has checked in on me several times to see how I'm doing, and has been so concerned and caring. He's such a wonderful human being."

 

Laura Ling Expecting Her First Child

Laura Ling and fellow American journalist Euna Lee made worldwide headlines when they were arrested in March 2009 after crossing into North Korea. They were sentenced to 12 years of hard labor in June but released in August after appeals from sister Lisa Ling - the former host of The View - and past president Bill Clinton.

Sitting in a prison cell in North Korea last summer, Laura was coming to terms with the idea that she might never have children. Now a year later and safely back at home, she's about to welcome a daughter.

Laura, 33, opens up to People about the pregnancy.

It wasn't exactly planned, but you get separated from your husband for five months, not knowing if you will ever see him again and certain things happen!"

 

Dennis Quaid’s Brentwood Babes

Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly Buffington took their 2 1/2-year-old twins, Thomas and Zoe, to the Brentwood Country Mart for lunch and shopping yesterday (May 14).

Quaid is set to star as Bill Clinton in the upcoming TV movie, The Special Relationship, where he underwent quite a transformation. “I used a wig and shaved off my eyebrows because Clinton doesn’t hardly have any eyebrows," Quaid said. "I also gained 35 pounds by eating McDonald’s like Clinton. I ate a lot of Happy Meals, and I loved those 10 piece Chicken McNuggets.”

The Special Relationship airs on HBO on May 29.

 

Dennis Quaid’s Brentwood Babes

Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly Buffington took their 2 1/2-year-old twins, Thomas and Zoe, to the Brentwood Country Mart for lunch and shopping yesterday (May 14).

Quaid is set to star as Bill Clinton in the upcoming TV movie, The Special Relationship, where he underwent quite a transformation. “I used a wig and shaved off my eyebrows because Clinton doesn’t hardly have any eyebrows," Quaid said. "I also gained 35 pounds by eating McDonald’s like Clinton. I ate a lot of Happy Meals, and I loved those 10 piece Chicken McNuggets.”

The Special Relationship airs on HBO on May 29.

 

Brad Pitt unloads baggage in secret meeting with Jennifer;doesn’t object to comedy mocking them

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Brad Pitt is said to have held a secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a recent trip to New York.

The pair, who ended their five-year marriage in 2005, apparently met up at a hotel in the city for an hour where Brad unloaded his emotional baggage.

According to reports, the Hollywood star told Aniston about his relationship problems with Angelina Jolie, who he hooked up with after walking out on the Friends actress.

t comes amid reports that Brad and Jennifer are in regular phone contact and their latest encounter marks their second private meeting together in the Big Apple this year, according to Grazia magazine.

A source told the publication that Jennifer agreed to visit Brad in his suite at the Essex House Hotel, next to Central Park.

‘She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history.’

But the source added: ‘She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.’

At first she was reported to be reluctant to meet with her former husband.

But the magazine alleges Brad got his mother Jane – who is famously still close to Jen – to persuade her to meet with him and give some advice.

It comes amid claims that his four-year relationship with Angelina has hit the rocks.

Aniston was apparently brutally honest with Brad during their exchange, which took place the Friday before last, telling him he was being selfish and had to figure things out on his own.

Later that day Brad flew back to France with son Maddox.

Grazia reported that Angelina is keen to work out their problems, but as far as Brad is concerned it is ‘all but over’.

Some reports suggest he is planning a move to Berlin, away from his family home, where he has friends and can spend time indulging in the city’s architecture.

His reported meet-up with Jen came the day after he attended a political conference with former U.S. president Bill Clinton in New York on September 24.

Meanwhile, Brad and Jennifer gave their consent to Carrie Fisher to parody them in her comic autobiographical Broadway play Wishful Drinking.

Fisher makes a parallel in Wishful Drinking about her parents’ love life and the Pitt-Aniston-Angelina Jolie triangle.

Eddie Fisher left Debbie Reynolds for Elizabeth Taylor.

“Anything that had to do with anyone else, I made sure that I went to them and cleared it with them,” said Fisher, who tells the story of her own troubled journey and lifetime with celebrity.

But she sought Pitt’s consent for the artistic license. She told Pitt: “This is exactly what your situation is like!”

Aniston made no objections, she added, saying: “She’s a very nice girl. I didn’t speak to her, but I heard that she liked it. At least, I hope she liked it.”

Fisher’s 90-minute play, which debuts on October 25, is already drawing the enthusiastic response of critics.

 

Billionaire Clinton pal allegedly paid Paris Hilton for lesbian sex with hookers

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Mark Ebner’s scandalous book about walking petri-dish Paris Hilton (Six Degrees of Paris Hilton) was released in January, but one of the juiciest chapters involving Paris getting paid for all the whoring she gladly does for free was cut for “mainly editorial reasons. Now his author is releasing that chapter on his website.

Here are parts of the chapter involving salacious details about billionaire top-notch hooker-afficionado Ron Burkle and Interscope chief Ted Field. The chapter centers on high-end prostitution in and around Hollywood, and is worth reading on its own. In it, the author points out Burkle’s close friendship with Bill Clinton and his private jet that underlings allegedly call “Air Fuck One.”

Ebner claims that the two moguls relied on a pimp called David Reich to get them girls and alleges that one of those girls was Paris Hilton (paid for girl-on-girl action):

I got in touch with Elizabeth Jawhary, a former Hollywood party girl who claims she serviced both Burkle and Field on occasion. Writer Ben Wallace also met Jawhary doing research in L.A. “She was a recovering meth addict, but she did talk about Paris Hilton being along for the ride,” he says.

Indeed, when I first contacted her, she was quick to volunteer, “With Paris it was very low key. She would fly down and I was there with them. We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch us girls going at it. And they’d bring in Augie Busch III.”

“When I was flown to New York for Ron or Teddy, we stayed in hotels. When they were in Vegas, we’d stay with them at the Mansions at the MGM, the Palazzos at the Rio and those villas at the Mirage. They always had the best of the best. Whenever I would go to Los Angeles to visit, there were day trips - the dumb photo shoots I would fall for. On those day trips we would always go to Teddy’s house, which was phenomenal, and the photographer was awesome. The limo would pick us up from the airport. The best thing about Ted is that he would have accounts everywhere - we’d have lunch or go shopping on his accounts. Ron was less generous. I can only remember one time I had a good time with Ron. It was when David had me and my best friend flown to L.A. and we went to spend the night with Ron. He told me it was where JFK had affairs with Marilyn. We went to his house at the beach and he had a big thing of Mr. Bubble. He put it in the Jacuzzi, and he was relaxed, and we just had a great time.

“I never knew Ron to get rough with girls, but I did know him to be a dick. If he wasn’t getting what he wanted, he would throw attitude. I think a lot of that had to do with David Reich, and it would kind of trickle down to how he treated girls: ‘I’m going to my room, and you all can do whatever the fuck you want to do.” So, we were just gambling on his dime at that point. He was resentful that we were on his dime. The one common thread with Ron and Ted was that they would watch girls get it on, or get hand jobs or blow jobs. They wouldn’t have intercourse because they were afraid of AIDS, and they were both AIDS Foundation supporters.”

 

No, it’s not a drag queen’s saggy ass, it’s just Pamela Anderson making a fool of herself again

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Pam Anderson was right in her element this weekend. An event in Vienna that doesn’t frown upon people who love to go for the blamboyant, ridiculous and downright hilarious when it comes to their outfits.

The Fire Ball Gala was a charity event aimed at raising funds for AIDS and HIV victims. And Pam (who knows a thing or two about painful sexually transmitted diseases…even if hers is confined to her crotch) was there for her own fundraiser…the “Let’s Raise Some Money For Pam Before Even The Half-drunk Austrians Don’t Won’t To Look At Her Saggy Ass” event.

Oblivious to her striking resemblance to an aging tranny, she proudly walked the stage wearing a huge wig (word has it she smuggled her penniless plumber fiancee in Austria in that wig) and carrying a ghetto blaster…looking every bit the fierce queen RuPaul was searching in his Drag Race.

Kate Perry was one of the performers at Fire Ball, and Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Bill Clinton and Ivana Trump were among the other stars attending the event.