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Jessica Simpson’s breasts thank Billy Corgan for coming to their defence

FP_4668251_Simpson_Jessica_SCP1_031110Jessica Simpson and her sonorous breasts looked to be extremely upbeat as they made their way out of her Manhattan apartment yesterday, and we can only guess Billy Corgan’s Rolling Stone interview did its magic and aroused them with his kindness and sensitivity.

Jessica replied to Corgan coming to her defense regarding John Mayer’s sex comments in Playboy:

“I can’t find good enough words to speak about Billy.”

“…For him to give his time and talents and share them with me, it was a great experience and I hope we can do more music together.”

And since we’re pretty good at deciphering ditsy blonde with obscenely full breasts talk, Billy Corgan, this is your day, man. You can high-five John Mayer later.


Billy Corgan rips John Mayer for Jessica Simpson sex comments


Billy Corgan, who is apparently still trying to get into Jessica Simpson’s pants has slammed John Mayer for his comments in Playboy magazine (you know, the “sexual napalm” and “crazy in bed” ones) during an interview with Rolling Stone:

On John Mayer’s dick irritating his soul:

“He’s trying to destroy his career. Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up,” said the Smashing Pumpkins frontman. “Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, standing on the sidelines, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.”

“I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on,” he adds. “There’s things that should just be left alone.”

On how close he got to Jessica Simpson’s breasts:

“…Sometimes people just like being around each other, and good things come out of that. … If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do.”