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First pics of Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper together

It’s official, Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper are now an item, which makes me very happy only because I get to call them something completely stupid like Bradnifer Coopez, and update my Bradley Cooper jokes by replacing the words sour lemons with chili con carne and salsa (i would have gone with enchiladas but didn’t want to be called a racist). Meanwhile, TMZ reports that the two are “casually dating” and not calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend. Great. So Bradley Cooper just wanted the sampler for the “Older And Less Attractive Lady With Midlife Crisis” on the menu. “Hmm, this tiny burrito is certainly delicious. Can i stick my penis in it? And no thanks, i won’t be taking the leftovers home, I’m full.”

PS: Bradnifer has her hands in her face because apparently that’s the latest hand signal for “Over here, TMZ. Awesome and timely response you guys!”


Bradley Cooper adds JLo to his resume

TMZ reports that Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper had a “romantic” dinner in NYC last night, at Per Se, a restaurant on Columbus circle which means he probably had her gigantic ass for dessert. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. It’s only been 5 months since he broke up with possibly the only woman in Hollywood who laughs and lemons start squirting out of her ass (Renee Zellweger for those living under a rock), and he’s already reportedly dated Jennifer Aniston, Olivia Wilde and Charlize Theron. Come on, he’s not that good-looking, what’s the catch here? Oh, wait, JLo used to be married to a tree branch, so this is a definite upgrade. It all makes sense now.


The Hangover II Teaser Trailer

Here’s the first teaser trailer for the followup to the 2009 mega-hit comedy The Hangover. The three hapless amigos are back, The Wolf Pack if you will, though they’ve swapped Las Vegas for Thailand and a menacing tiger for a cute little monkey. And a funny hat! The costume designer should be nominated for an Oscar based solely on what I see of Galifinakis’s outfit in the still above.

All I really need to know is whether Ken Jeong returns. If, in fact, he is in the sequel, kudos to the producers for not giving that away. But still, is he? *Heads over to IMDB* OK yeah, producers did actually give it away, he is listed there. Sweet.


Bill Clinton to Cameo in

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The cast of Hangover 2 may still have some traces of the strong frown lines they developed when Directed Todd Philips hinted Mel Gibson’s involvement in the new movie, but here’s their chance to erase the scum off their minds. They have a new guest in their family - former president Bill Clinton. Clinton has been confirmed as a cast in the upcoming comedy sequel, where he’ll play himself.

People reports,

Sure enough, that will be the former president sharing screen-time with the fun-loving guys in The Hangover 2, now filming in Thailand, a Clinton source confirms to PEOPLE. Clinton, who’ll play himself in the comedy, shot his brief appearance on Saturday in Bangkok, where part of the production takes place. He was in the capital city to deliver a speech on clean energy.

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Bradley Cooper has decided he wants to be in matrimony with a sour lemon


Here’s to hopping the rumors are false and that Bradley Cooper won’t be locking lips with citric acid for years to come because we’d hate to see that beautiful baby face get crows feet and wrinkles from attempting to keep a straight face while his eyes are running with tears of bitterness upon contact.

Via AceShowBiz:

Bradley Cooper may propose to his girlfriend Renee Zellweger soon. Reports say the actor is ready to take his relationship with the 40-year-old beauty to the next level after dating for just six months. “Bradley has fast-tracked the romance and he’s ready to get married,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly.
The insider additionally reveals that Bradley has chosen the ring which he will use to propose to Renee. “He already has a setting he likes, but he visited various jewelers on 47th Street, including I. Friedman & Son, to look for a stone,” the insider claims.

He reportedly shopped for the engagement ring by himself to avoid drawing people’s attention on January 7, before appearing on “Late Show with David Letterman”. “He wore a hat and dark glasses and just walked right in,” the insider further says on “The Hangover” actor.

Gushing on how Bradley may pop the important question to Renee, the insider believes he will do it in a traditional way. “He is old-fashioned. He’ll probably get down on one knee and propose in a romantic setting – and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was on Valentine’s Day,” the insider says as quoted by In Touch Weekly.