It’s a wrap, folks. The L.A premiere of The Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen was the last promotion of the movie, and since that means there is a possibility Megan Fox will stay out of the press for a good week or two, we thought it would be a nice going-away gift if we presented her best moments of “Hotties say the darnest things”:
On her insecurities and fears:
’I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.’
“Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now.”
‘I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.
‘I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.’
On drugs:
‘I hope they legalise it and when they do I’ll be the first f***ing person in line to buy my pack of joints. ‘People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f***ed-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalise it.’
On sex:
‘I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women slags, which is sad.
‘I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!” That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.’
On her sexuality:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
On the movie industry, acting and her own skills:
‘I’m terrible in it. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic…
‘I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.’
‘When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love.’Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.’
“People don’t expect me to do anything that’s worth watching.” “I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That’s what our purpose is in this business. You’re merchandised, you’re a product. You’re sold and it’s based on sex. But that’s okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.”
On how she got into character for Jennifer’s body:“It’s not in the script but, in my head, my character was victimised by my dad, so I take it out on the boys in my high school.”
On other celebrities:
‘I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, “Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.”‘
‘I used to sit back and think, “Please, Britney Spears has the best life ever - she has everything she could ever want!” But she has one of the worst lives. Her life is a living fucking nightmare. I have panic attacks thinking about her life.’
On her self-importance:
“The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.”
“I happened to be such an outrageous personality that people wanted to start writing about me because it was deemed controversial.” “I think if I had been a typical Hollywood actress and I said all the right things and I had been a publicity android, it wouldn’t have escalated to this level.”
On her hygiene:
‘I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”‘
On her tattoos:
“I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
‘I wouldn’t regret the tattoo if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.’
So to summarize, Megan Fox is a DILF (and the D stands for Dimwit)…and here’s further proof…she’s still with Brian Austin Green as these latest pictures of them getting coffee in L.A prove…
And since we’re on the dumb and dumber subject, also check out the other brainiac hotties that showed up for the premiere such as Kim Kardashian, Aubrey O’Day, Kendra Wilkinson and Kristin Kavallari.
