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Marilyn Monroe voted the greatest blonde of all time

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Here’s another fresh reason for Marilyn Monroe fans to celebrate and feel proud. The legendary Hollywood icon slashed some of the most famous blond heads to clinch the top spot in a new poll to ascertain the greatest blonde of all time.

Contactmusic quotes a spokesman for Clairol Nice ‘n Easy - the company which commissioned OnePoll to carry out the survey - as saying,

Marilyn Monroe has always been known for her iconic blonde hair. But it’s amazing to think that even now, almost half a century after her death, she has still beaten modern blondes to the top spot. Her hair is synonymous with 1950s glamour but it has stood the test of time against hair styles and colours which have come and gone over the years.

So true! Anyway, congratulations to all the winners. Hit the jump to see the top twenty blonde babes of all time.
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Louis Vuitton comes to its senses, stops using Madonna’s ancient crotch to sell expensive bags

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Giant fashion house Louis Vuitton has dropped Madonna as the face of their campaign and has replaced her with a model whose crotch is barely out of the showroom and has thousands of driving miles on it. Madonna’s wagon (they didn’t have automobiles when she was born so can’t compare her cootchie to something with an actual machine) is being replaced by 25-year old supermodel Lara Stone, who people say looks like a young Brigitte Bardot.

And to make matters worse, Lara was handpicked for the spring/ summer 2010 campaign by Madonna’s good friend, designer Marc Jacobs (who although as gay as they come still recognizes a vampire spreading her legs is more likely to evoke images of dead fish left out for a week than the desire to suddenly open your wallet and waste thousands on a bag).

A Louis Vuitton spokesman said: “After two seasons with such a huge star, Marc decided to take a breather and work with a model – and not just any model.

“It’s the choice of a new supermodel.”

And by breather they meant not having to put vaseline under their nostrils for those formaldehyde-meets corpse in the swamp-moments when Madonna insisted on her vertical ballerina splits.

 

Olivia Wilde causes “cockburns” with her new GQ shoot

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And then people are wondering why actors and actresses change their names once they start becoming semi-famous…because this would happen just about every time we talked about Olivia Cockburn (no joke, that’s her real name). But honestly, is there anything more perfect than the union of Wilde Olivia and a Burning Cock? After taking a look at these latest GQ photos (for their October 2009 issue) the answer might have been “yes” had it not been for the 4 disturbing facts we learnt about while reading her interview:

1) She went door-to-door to elicit votes for Obama

2) She’s a fierce supporter of the ACLU and often fund-raises for them

3) She reads 600-page books on Iraq looking for conspiracy theories (add to that the fact that she’s got enough brain matter be able to go through an entire political book without shredding its pages and making planes, duckies and boats out of them and our junket pumper is starting to look like a tire with a nail in it)

4) She’s been married to the son of an Italian prince for six years now and her hubby is a flamenco guitarist (seriously, does he lure her to bed with his castanets?). The only interesting thing about this married business is that the father-in-law (aka the Italian Prince) was a wild dude who was friends with the Rolling Stones, held orgies with Marlon Brando and had Brigitte Bardot regularly getting her dirty bits washed in his bathtub.