Since Bristol Palin’s mommy stole the limelight recently with her love of the black penis, Bristol Palin and her brand new face had to do something to get it back. Urgently. And since doing coke on top of an oil-drum has already been done, and screaming “Levi raped me, so i’m technically still a virgin” to the media is getting old, she decided to wear her best Jesus Is Cool sweatshirt and attend a charity event honoring the efforts of Planned Parenthood. Ok, we’re messing with you. She wrote that shirt to ride a mechanical bull and had a crew film it for her new reality show.
Things, however, took an ugly turn when a homosexual (it’s what they call them in Alaska nowdays) H8R started calling her and her mommy names. Which was beautiful. And poetic. Especially after Sarah Palin showed up in a helicopter and started shooting every one in the bar.
