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Bristol Palin rides a mechanical bull and fights off The Homosexuals at the same time

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Since Bristol Palin’s mommy stole the limelight recently with her love of the black penis, Bristol Palin and her brand new face had to do something to get it back. Urgently. And since doing coke on top of an oil-drum has already been done, and screaming “Levi raped me, so i’m technically still a virgin” to the media is getting old, she decided to wear her best Jesus Is Cool sweatshirt and attend a charity event honoring the efforts of Planned Parenthood. Ok, we’re messing with you. She wrote that shirt to ride a mechanical bull and had a crew film it for her new reality show.

Things, however, took an ugly turn when a homosexual (it’s what they call them in Alaska nowdays) H8R started calling her and her mommy names. Which was beautiful. And poetic. Especially after Sarah Palin showed up in a helicopter and started shooting every one in the bar.


Jennifer Grey wins

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Dirty Dancing actress Jennifer Grey and her professional dance partner Derek Hough have won the season 11 of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Jennifer beat hot-favorite Bristol Palin to clinch the coveted Mirror ball Trophy during Tuesday’s grand finale and proved that she still has the same zing and charisma of her Dirty Dancing days.

Contactmusic reports,

The ‘Dirty Dancing’ actress and her professional partner Derek Hough were crowned champions of the US TV show after impressing both the judges and public with their routines. The couple - who consistently topped the judges’leader board - beat Disney star Kyle Massey and Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol to receive the coveted mirror-ball trophy. The 50-year-old star endured health problems throughout the competition and in the final she danced through pain from a slipped disc. She later dedicated her win to her nine-year-old daughter, Stella.

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Bristol Palin & Tripp Dance With The Stars

Bristol Palin brought her 1 1/2-year-old son Tripp along yesterday as she hit a rehearsal in Hollywood, California for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars (September 18). The mother-son duo were greeted outside by Bristol's dance pro partner Mark Ballas as well as a group of waiting paparazzi.

The 19-year-old single mom recently dished on her decision to join DWTS, saying,

I’m not the first mom to participate on Dancing with the Stars…and like those who came before me, I want to set a good example for all of the amazing moms out there. Yes, we can balance work and family, and we can also take on a new and exciting challenge.”


Bristol Palin Dishes On Broken Engagements & Dancing

Bristol Palin, who will putting on her dancing shoes for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, paid a visit to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last week in promotion of her new job.

In the interview with Leno, Palin revealed that she is a bit nervous, saying, “I never danced at dances or anything," and adding that she even missed her own prom, telling Leno that she “was pregnant” at the time.

Palin then touched on her breakup with Levi Johnston, saying, "He's changed. Night and day, definitely. The guy I fell in love with was a hard-working Alaskan man that didn't want to wear straight-legged jeans and get chased by Radar."

Though the former couple recently broke off their second engagement, Palin, who turns 20 next month, says that she is dealing well with the split, telling Leno, "I'm not disappointed. I'm not heartbroken. I tried to make it work for my son. It didn't work and I realize that we're not meant to be and I'm just focused on being a good mom."

The two are parents to son Tripp, who will turn 2 in December.


Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars

Good God. Dancing With the Stars must be running out of “stars” to use. Bristol Palin is moving on from her recent breakup from Levi Johnston by joining a lame ass reality show. Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter has officially been cast on season 11 of ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ according to E! News.

Although she has never danced before, Palin is looking forward to living in LA while the show tapes and is bringing her son, Tripp, with her. What a nice town for a nice little family.

According to E! News, David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, The Situation and Brandy have all been cast on the upcoming season of the show.