Well, we know Britney Spears will be getting $15 million to “work “as a judge for the show. But what about Demi? Will she be making even half of what Britney will be making? No…not even close.
Sources connected with TMZ say that Demi will be getting just a little over a million to join the X Factor team. That is still a lot of money, of course. However, it is nowhere close to the amount of money Britney Spears will be making. Obviously they are paying Britney Spears so much because of her name and popularity. Plus the fact that she might go crazy at any time.
Simon Cowell seems to very happy with the two new judges. He is really excited to work with Demi Lovato and is impressed by how much she has accomplished at such a young age.
We just learned last week that Britney Spears will be joining the X Factor as a new judge. And now we have just found out that Demi Lovato will also be joining the show as a new judge! The details of the contract are not yet known, but we are guessing she will not be making as much as Britney.
Demi is expected to be in NYC today for the FOX Up Fronts to announce the big news. Some Lovato fans are worried because she was supposed to go on tour this summer, but don’t worry! X Factor filming should not interfere with her tour at all.
Britney Spears will be in NYC today for the Up Fronts, as well. So, it should be a very big day for FOX and the X Factor. Simon Cowell has to be praying that this works out because they can’t afford to have another disappointing season. Especially since American Idol and The Voice are still going strong.
Howard Stern is the new judge for America’s Got Talent (which airs this Monday on NBC) and he is trying his best to start a war between AGT and The X Factor. Stern was asked how he felt about the decision to bring Britney Spears on as a new judge for X Factor and he didn’t hold back,
“Well, I think it’s a wonderful decision. Britney still thinks the earth is flat. I don’t anticipate great opinions from her. I think she’s gonna sit there like J-Lo, ‘Oh, you’re wonderful, you’re terrific. You think I can get a perfume endorsement out of this?’“ Stern said.
It doesn’t sound like he exactly approves on the decision. Of course, maybe he is just jealous that The X Factor didn’t reach out to him. We all know America’s Got Talent is a “C-Lister” on the America talent shows. However, Stern does admit that he will watch X Factor just to see how much of a train wreck Britney is.
Which show are you looking forward to the most? America’s Got Talent or X Factor?
The reports were true! Britney Spears will be a judge on The X Factor this season, multiple sources are confirming. After a long negotiation period, the two sides have finally reached an agreement. Britney will get $15 million for just one season of work.
Sources says the deal was made a week or so ago, but the past few days had been spent working out all of the minor details. “The contract is signed. There’s been a lot of back and forth over the past few weeks, but she’s on. It’s all completed.” a source close to Spears said.
The source also talked about how excited Britney is to have this opportunity. “She’s ready for this. She can’t wait to sit down next to Simon at the judges’ table and give this everything she’s got.” the source said.
Awesome move for X Factor. However, they are still looking for one more judge and Demi Lovato is believed to be a favorite. Personally, we hope that they get someone with a little humor. The show was a bit dry last season.
News came out this weekend that a certain celebrity had sex eleven times in just one night. Who could possibly have that much stamina? We’ll give you three possible choices and your job is to guess which one is right.
1. Ashton Kutcher
2. Simon Cowell
3. Britney Spears
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As you all know Britney Spears is about to sign a huge contract to join, ‘The X Factor’. Some reports say that it will be a $15 million contract and some say $16, but does it really matter? It’s a lot of money either way. But Britney doesn’t just demand a lot of money; she is also demanding that Simon not make fun of her on the show.
She is wanting a “no bullying” clause in her contract, “Britney has huge respect for Simon as a producer but at the same time she can’t help but be a little bit scared of him” a source said. Apparently Britney already has her role on the show planned out. It sounds like she wants to be a Paula Abdul type, minus the weird relationship with Simon,
“She’s excited about being part of the show but also mindful of the kind of role she is going to play on the X Factor judging panel. Britney doesn’t want to be the one trading verbal blows with Simon. She knows she would come off worse. She wants to be projected in right way. Britney wants to be the one nurturing talent. She’ll leave the nasty stuff to Simon.”
Well, damn. It looks like Simon has another diva on his hands. We are sure Simon will do everything he can to make Britney Spears feel at home; he needs her more than anything.
You all heard the rumors a few weeks back and it looks like they were true. Britney Spears is close to signing a $16 million deal to become a judge on the X Factor, a source told Us Weekly. “No paperwork has actually been signed yet, but they finally came to terms.” the source says.
X Factor is refusing to confirm the details of the report. All they will say is that “nothing has happened and nothing has changed” but we all know that is not true. When the rumors first came out a few weeks ago, it was reported that Britney might be getting $10 million, so if she really did end up getting $16 million….then go Britney!
Simon probably didn’t mind the extra $6 million, it seemed like he was almost becoming desperate. He had attempted to get several other big name celebrities, like Janet Jackson who respectfully declined their offer. Cowell knew he had to get at least one big name to save his show — after a very disappointing first season. It looks he has finally found that big name; Britney Spears will certainly get more people to watch the show.
Will it be enough to keep up with Idol and The Voice? We’ll find out soon enough.
It looks like Simon Cowell is finally waking up and smelling the hot coffee. He’s done with trying to find a host or judge with real talent, and is now just going for straight up hotness. Sources are saying that The X Factor is considering Stacy Keibler for a role on its upcoming second season. It is still not clear what role she will have, but you would have to think she would be some sort of co-host. You wouldn’t think they would let her judge.
Insiders are saying it could be a good move because of her “beauty” and she has “charisma” but they also add that her lack of experience in the music business could be a drawback. Simon Cowell said a few weeks ago that he wanted a “boy and a girl” to host the show and that he liked it when hosts lacked a background in hosting. Saying “it’s a different kind of dynamic.”
Please make this happen, Simon! It might be the only way you get me to watch this horrible show of yours again.
Apparently $10 million is just not enough for Britney. The Wrap is reporting that Britney has declined the $10 million offer and is trying to get $20 million! The $10 million offer was reportedly denied weeks ago (even though we just found out about it.)
It is believed that if Spears doesn’t get the $20 million she is asking for, she will probably look elsewhere. She could be thinking about taking an offer to become a resident performer at Las Vegas. $20 million would be a lot of money for X Factor, especially considering Paula only received $2.5 million for her duties last season. It will certainly be interesting to see what happens.
Honestly, Las Vegas might be the perfect fit for her. She would definitely fit in there, who knows maybe she will dump that Jason dude and get with Carrot Top. Would they not make the greatest couple ever? That would be extremely entertaining.
Anyway, Fox’s upfronts are May 14, so it looks like something will happen before then. We’ll keep you updated!
About a week ago, Simon Cowell told Billy Bush that he was “fascinated” by Britney Spears and impressed by her “star power” and now reports are saying that Simon and X Factor producers have offered her $10 million to become a judge on The X Factor for its second season.
You may remember that Janet Jackson reportedly just shot down a rumored X Factor offer and just a few weeks after Cowell denied the rumor that he made a $100 million offer to Beyonce.
We haven’t received any word from Britney or her reps regarding this rumored offer, but we have a feeling she just might end up taking it. It might be a good opportunity for her to get back in the spotlight and of course $10 million is not a bad chunk of change.
What do you think about her becoming one of the new judges? Are you for it? Against it? Don’t care?
Yes… that is one happy face there, isn’t it? One I’d bet she’s sporting right about now, seeing as how Louis Walsh has confirmed that Simon Cowell has approached Britney Spears to be the next judge on X-Factor.
Speculation has been rampant about who will fill the two empty chairs — chairs that belonged to Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger before they were canned… probably due to the fact that they screwed over soon to be child superstar Rachel Crow.
There have been rumors galore over whose booty’s will be filling those spots. It has been confirmed that Janet Jackson declined the position, but others have been named, including Mariah Carey and, more recently, Avril Lavigne.
But, when Louis Walsh — UK X-Factor judge — went on Craig Doyle Live, he confirmed that Britney not only wanted to be on the show, but Simon Cowell was pursuing her. ‘I was out with Simon Cowell during the week, he’s in London. You know like you do and I know he is talking to Britney. He’s definitely talking to Britney to do his American show. Absolutely true,’ he — somewhat — clarified.
Broken English or not, though, this man would know. And, US Weekly has reported that sources close to Spears have said that it’s the ‘perfect time’ for Britney to do the show. Well… looks like they didn’t get rid of the airheads after all…
Well, the official reason was because his heart was showing signs of “distress.” Some news outlets are calling it a minor heart attack! However, we all know what they really mean. He is fat and was trying play football with an Australian football club. What did they expect to happen? I mean it is great he was trying to get some exercise, but maybe he should start with something a little easier? Perhaps, some light Yoga and a few jumping jacks? If you’re wondering, Kevin is only 33 years old! That is too early to be that out of shape and having heart issues. He’s currently shooting a reality show named, “Excess Baggage.” So, I am guessing it’s about his journey to lose weight, or something. Which is great! He needs to get healthy, and I think the fact that he is already having heart issues is a clear sign of that. It’s easy to see why he let himself go. He lost all his fame and Britney Spears, and was considered to be a big loser by most people. Rock bottom was probably when; “Twinkie” was his only remaining Facebook friend. Anyway, let’s hope that he recovers from this and gets back in great shape! We’re rooting for you, Kevin! Burn off the loneliness!
According to her ex-bodyguard she is. He is planning a tell-all book and in it he will reveal some of Britney’s wild sex secrets. His name is Fernando Flores, he worked for Britney for five months in 2010 and claims she had threesomes, orgies and lesbian affairs during her tours. He also said that he has lined up a million dollar deal with a major publisher. His reports do not end there, though. “I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out – things that would make your hair stand on end.” He continued. “She had a lot of young, attractive dancers around her on tour, and things would get crazy. There was drinking, drugs, steamy sessions in hot tubs, all sorts of things.” And, if all that wasn’t enough…he has more! “I was in her bathroom and saw this picture of her in a tub with some girls. It was very sexual. She told me ‘That was on tour and shit got crazy.’ I asked what she meant and she said they all got it on. Her and the girls.” Well, alrighty then! I am still trying to find the shocking part of this story? Why is a publisher giving him a million dollars to write a shitty book, full of things we already know? And, why the heck did he not jump in on some of these orgies? Sure, she isn’t the hot thing she used to be, but she is still Britney Spears! This guy is incredibly disappointing. I guess the big news here is that he is wanting to release the book right around the time of her wedding. What a dick move.
Welcome to the BOOTY edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — The Best, Worst, and Fugliest Butts of the Last Decade!!! Oh, do I have a treat in store for you today! Going back the last decade or so, I have collected pics of the nicest asses, the worst booties, and the fucking ugliest butts I could find — all from celebrities, of course! So, without further ado, (because I know you’re as excited as I am) let’s get to the booties!!! The Good — Kate Upton definitely gets my vote for a ‘Good Ass of the Decade!’ She is stunning; it’s as simple as that! Nikki Grahame is GOOD and pissed off here! I know nothing of the surrounding circumstances of the Big Brother cast member’s exposure — but, hey! — she’s got a good bum! Though I have absolutely no clue who this chick Jordan is (probably some damn reality show bitch) and though her face is ugly and plastic, I’ve gotta give it to her — she’s got one lush derrière! Nicole Scherzinger, even though I sometimes cannot stand your BS on the X Factor, you’ve got one scrumptious arse! Painted or not… OMG — Brooklyn Decker’s rump is one that is totally biteable in my opinion! Get it girl, and eat some collard greens! I had to do it! Brad Pitt totally deserves a spot on the Yummiest Butts of the Decade list… and boy is it a yummy one, indeed… Alicia Duval… you’re bum is totally fan-fucking-tastic! The accidental yummy butt shots are always the best, aren’t they? The Bad Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Girl, your butt is atrocious!!! Period, point-blank! If you can sport some fur, then you can go get a butt job! Wow. For you to have picked that wedgie in public like that, Victoria Silvstedt, it must have been a monster!! Normally, even though she’s plastic as hell, she still rocks it. And even though she’s bangin from the front… girl’s havin’ issues in the back. Pete Wentz, I like your hair, dude, but I’m not diggin’ the boxers-out look. Um, no! Can you believe this is Katherine Heigl’s ass? I couldn’t… Sad, just sad… Wow… Helen Hunt. Another shockingly grotesque backside. Jennifer Love-Hewitt. I don’t have much to say about this one. Heartbreaking, simply heartbreaking… Can you believe this is Britney Spear’s booty??? I couldn’t. Question, though: Where in the hell was she that she got a [...]
Hello there, and welcome one and all to my personal bash session! Yes, I am a hateful, spiteful bitch, but at least I’m entertaining right? So, without further yappity-yap, let’s get to bitch bashing on The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! The Good — Ah, there is nothing better than a curvy chick in Victoria Secret’s ANYthing! But, it just so happens that Candice Swanepoel looks delectably delish in her 2012 Victoria Secret’s Swimsuit photoshoot… very delish, indeed. I’ve included the entire photoshoot below for your viewing pleasure. And I assure you, viewing it is a pleasure… The Bad — And this is where things start to get ugly, don’t they? Well, I don’t care, because I’m going to speak the truth. And the truth is… Britney Spears looks like shit!!! It’s not really so much that she looks bad, it’s just that it’s not even HER!!! After this pic came out with her and her ‘second family,’ her business managers and coordinators, she’s gotten rave reviews for her serious, nearly overnight slim-down. Well, I wonder why it seems she’s lost weight overnight… Why, could it be that the body in that picture isn’t even hers!!! Because, it sure looks like a shitty cut and paste job to me. Please, someone correct me here. Because, either that’s her face pasted over a skinny bitch’s body, or they did some SERIOUS photoshopping! She doesn’t even look REAL, for crying out loud!!! Ugh… ugly bitch… The Fugly — Aaaand here’s where I get downright mean. Why? Because, former Sport’s Illustrated supermodel Valeria Mazza looks like she should be named Venerea… because this bitch looks worse that a coot with a bad case of a venereal disease. I mean… EWWW! Her thighs… gross. Her stomach… nasty. Her boobs… mother fucking disgusting!!! Like, I get that supermodels get older, and hey, she was on the cover of Sport’s Illustrated in 1996! But, she was on that cover with Tyra Banks, and this heifer looks no where NEAR as good as Tyra. This bitch is Straight. Up. FUGLY!!!! Cover that shit up!!!
Well, Britney Spears has already started planning her wedding to Jason Trawick. The Daily Mail reported the following… For her third time down the aisle, Britney Spears is hoping, understandably, for a low-key, traditional affair. The 30-year-old singer is alleged to be planning a traditional, Southern-style country wedding to fiancé Jason Trawick, 40. According to US reports, Spears and Trawick will be shunning the typical Hollywood wedding in favour of a small family celebration, possible in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. A source claimed to InTouch Weekly: “She wants a traditional Southern-style wedding with comfort food, surrounded by her family, her two sons and all of her childhood friends.” I love when people say that, “Comfort Food” it’s just another way of saying, “Fatty Food.” No one ever has healthy comfort food. You never hear anyone say, “I miss my mom’s ground turkey burger; it was such a great comfort food.” No one likes eating turkey burgers, they’re disgusting. If you want to eat a burger, then eat a freaking burger. Don’t eat a poultry burger! Plus she says she wants to be surrounded by her family and childhood friends. Isn’t that comfort enough? Why do you need some fried pickles to go with it? Food isn’t supposed to be comforting! Food gives you energy and helps keep you alive. If you want comfort, go hug a fat person. I realize I just went off on a random rant that didn’t have much to do with Britney Spears. I apologize to those of you that were actually hoping for a breakdown of her upcoming wedding. If I get invited, I will be sure to give you all the details. You know the digits, Britney. Hit me up.
According to TMZ she is. TMZ reports the following… “Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason’s plans to pop the question tonight…in Las Vegas. We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise. Sources say Britney’s conservators have given their stamp of approval. The matter will go before the judge in conservatorship case but it’s virtually certain Brit will get the judge’s sign off.” If this is true then how lame is that? In Las Vegas and you both already know? If you both already know then technically aren’t you already engaged? What is the point of getting down on one knee when Britney has been down on two for years now? I just don’t get it. I am not sure why this is even a big deal. They’ll probably break-up before the wedding; Britney could go crazy again for all we know. What if she shaves her head again? Do you think he would want to be with a bald woman with a horribly fake accent? No. I don’t know, maybe I am just pissed off that I don’t have multiple sources. Where do you find these mysterious “sources?” Does Wal-Mart carry them? I am sure half the time the sources are “imaginations” if you know what I mean. Maybe I will get a source for Christmas and he will feed me a bunch of bullshit that I can write about, so I can act like I am in the know.
That’s right. We here at The Daily Fix know that when a star starts to get pudgy and they start talking about how they’re just addicted to chocolate, well, that means only one thing… the b!tch is knocked up!
If you look at the pictures of Britney while on her Femme Fatale tour, you see that she’s been wearing a lot of corsets and costumes that strap across the torso, all outfits that deter away from the bulging belly region. Even when we do see her midriff, it always appears that she’s trying to suck in… and failing miserably.
When asked, Britney stated that her recent weight struggle is due to her love of chocolate and her lack of motivation. “I haven’t been to the gym in, like, two weeks,” she stated.
If she really is, indeed, expecting, then I have only one thing to say to her: For God’s sake, please put that kid in a car seat!
I know I’m going to get a little guff for this one but I have to be honest. I really don’t think Britney Spears is all that attractive anymore. She used to be one of the sexiest pop stars in the world but she hasn’t quite reclaimed that title. With that said, she’s actually starting to look a lot better. Here in Rio de Janiro, Britney doesn’t quite look like the smoking hot babe she used to be but she’s a far cry from the smoking hot mess she was a year or two back. I’m not really liking the bikini but that has far more to do with the color than the way she wears it. I’m kind of up in the air on these pictures. Part of me just sees how far she’s come and another part of me just sees how far she has left to go. At least she’s looking healthy again.
Here’s Britney Spears taking some time off from her tour in Rio De Janeiro on Monday and sure, it does seem that her dad’s plan to glue a few McNuggets on moving things while she’s on stage has paid off, but she….what’s that Britney? Your daddy told you the sea would be full of fishy Bic Macs, but you haven’t found any yet? Keep swimming, there’s a drive-thru somewhere near. I promise.
“Y’all want me to show you how to break a neck with my thighs? Dang, i just sharted on Joe Jonas!”
Kris Humphries licking his post-divorce wounds by hosting a late-night party in Vegas, er, I’m guessing topless?
Demi Moore and Melanie Griffith need to get together and share a potato chip because they’re getting too scary to look at.
Gerard Butler has also lost a lot of weight. Must be the strictly no-vagina-for-a-month diet.
At least Coco and her braless ta-tas know how to eat. It’s more or less a 12-plate affair.
Who wants to see Sofia Vergara bend down to pick g-strings?
Heidi Klum gave her second costume ape nipples. And forced Seal to dress up like a monkey. Let me remind you, she’s a blue-eyed German and he’s black. Mel Gibson says he wants to bed her.
Miranda Kerr knows how to walk the streets of Manhattan.
Blake Lively getting carried around by shoe maker Louboutin.
David Hasselhoff wants to make a quick stop for a burger with onion rings.
And a couple of Angels spraying perfume in heaven.
Remember that story we posted about Britney Spears getting in trouble in the U.K over that fake robbery scene she was shooting? Well, it was for her video Criminal in which Jason Trawick saves her from an abusive boyfriend and then pushes her into a world of crime. And then of course we have the sex scenes. Which shockingly enough are not Mac-Donald – themed, and don’t involve Britney shooting Jason with “Fench” fries and whispering sweet nothings in his ears: “Yeah man, just pour them mayo-neise on my chicken drums, yo. And slowely rub them big’ol potato chips on my belly, yeah baby, do it one more time!”
Have I gone back in time? Nope – just Britney Spears flashing her crotch again. At least she’s wearing panties this time, I guess – cute ones too. Being that these pictures were snapped in London, I’m really tempted to do a London/France/Underpants joke but I won’t. Instead, I’ll confess something I never thought I’d say. I actually feel a little bad for Britney. The last time was worse, obviously, as she wasn’t wearing underwear, but last time it almost seemed kind of intentional. This time, judging by how close the camera is to her face, someone really had to be zooming in to get this one. That’s kind of a shame but hey, we get to see Britney’s underwear so I guess it’s not all bad.
Here’s my problem with Britney Spears. I have no idea how to feel about her. I love that she’s made such a triumphant comeback and for that reason, I like these pictures of her performing in Philadelphia on her Femme Fatale Tour. She looks like she’s trying to put on a good show and she looks like she’s really got her confidence back and that’s great. I like Britney so I don’t really want to give her a hard time. With that said, it’s my job to be honest and share my opinion here, so I guess I must. In some of these pictures Britney looks pretty hot, at least in the thumbnails, but when you view the full image even for the good ones, she looks so tired and worn out. Perhaps she jumped back into the rigors of touring too quickly. I hope everything works out for her. I want to see her back on top.
I want to state for the record I am actually a Britney Spears fan, at least in theory. I like some of her songs and I love that she really seems to have turned her life around. Hers is one of the biggest comebacks I recent memory. She might not be back on top but she at least seems to be healthy, her concert tour is doing well and her latest album did better than a lot of people expected it to do. I am rooting for her continued success because I think she’s worked hard to get her head together and I admire that. Okay… now… here’s the thing about these pictures from the United Center in Chicago. She doesn’t really look like Britney Spears to me anymore. She kind of looks like a drag queen doing her Britney Spears act. She still looks beautiful but not like she used to. It’s not Britney’s fault. The hair and the makeup just look… off. She has a great body though and when she isn’t on stage she looks pretty good. Maybe there’s something to that. Poor lighting perhaps? Not sure, but I’m not feeling the look. Sorry Brit-Brit.
So Britney Spears, right? What a story. She bursts onto the scene at such a young age, takes the world by storm, goes nuts and makes an epic comeback to kind of reclaim her pop princess throne. While she might not be quite the star she once was, she definitely has come further than many people thought she would and I think she’ll only continue to rise from here. Now, with all that said, I have to write about these pictures from the Femme Fatale Tour stop in LA. They have me a little confused, honestly. Are all of this pictures actually Brit-Brit? In some of them, she looks smoking hot. In others (like the first one), um… I don’t know a nice way to say she kind of looks like a man dressed as Britney Spears. I had to rag on her since she’s come such a long way. I’m going to blame the bad shots on bad lighting.
Did you know that Britney Spears and Rihanna kissed on stage at the Billboard Music Awards? If you watched the televised broadcast and read nothing about the show other than that, you likely didn’t know as the cameras cut away before the kiss happened. I honestly kind of yawned when I saw the kiss. Britney’s kiss with Madonna was infinitely better. Regardless, Britney looks fabulous. I’m so glad to see this woman make a comeback. It wasn’t looking good there for a while. Remember the disastrous MTV ‘comeback’ performance when ‘Blackout’ came out? Hell, remember ‘Blackout’. Who cares now, though. Britney’s back and I’m happy about that. There aren’t nearly enough pretty blond popstars out there…
Rihanna did her best impression of Madonna at last night’s Billboard Awards, nailing Britney Spears right on the kisser after a performance ofolfactophilic pain anthem “S&M.”
But ABC didn’t air their sapphic smackeroo in its live broadcast. At the bottom is a video of the performance. At 4:12 the ladies go in for a hug. At 4:12 the camera cuts to the cheering audience. At 4:16 we return to Britney and Rihanna pulling apart. We missed the (incredibly brief) kiss!
To ABC’s credit, straight girls kissing onstage is pretty boring at this point. (You know a trend is over when Miley Cyrus joins it.) So maybe they were trying to help Britney and Rihanna save face? Or, more likely, the kiss was spontaneous and/or too quick for the live cameras to catch it. But don’t let that stop you from spinning conspiracy theories. Maybe Rihanna wasn’t kissing Britney, but sucking the life out of her before she humiliates herself on yet another ill-advised tour. Mercy kiss-killing.
Maybe we should just enforce a new rule that says every straight girl who kisses another straight girl for attention should be forced to go down on Rosie O’Donnell.
“Shit Me Baby, One More Time” – “I’m a slaaaave for poo”
Last night Johnny Knoxville and Britney Spears were both guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, where they aired a skit of Britney performing one of the stunts from Jackass 3D, “The Poo Cocktail Extreme.” It doesn’t appear as though they used actual poop in the bungee porta potty, like they did with Steve-O in the movie, but she got wet with something, and then punched Knoxville in the balls…
…Feels like we’re leaving something out here. Oh that’s right. Britney didn’t actually do that stunt. Nor was that her running there at the end attacking the Jackass guys. She did however lie to our faces and for that she can go and die.
The only thing real here was the set up to the skit and the actual outside view of the port-a-potty going up, that was the footage taken from the movie when Steve-O did it, he was also strapped in using a 5 point harness in the actual stunt.
In these war- and disaster-ravaged times, the world can feel like a grim, deathly place. So it is good to see that yes, in fact, life goes on. Babies are made and will someday be born. Babies like the one Kevin Federline, former dancer and Britney Spears romancer, is expecting with his girlfriend, former volleyball player Victoria Prince. This will be Kevin’s 5th kid. Nature finds a way, guys. It really does.
I take it he hasnt heard Britney’s latest album? No more Britney cash, He’s going to have to survive on food stamps from now on.
Back in September, Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard for Britney Spears sued her for sexual harassment and claimed she used to expose herself to him. Well now he is claiming Brit sent him “filthy” pictures from her cell phone, and he plans to prove it as the images may be used as evidence in the case.
“They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans”. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month. “Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”
Ok Mr. Flores, show me on this model brain where the photos of Brittany traumatized you. Have the record show the witness pointed to the wallet cortex.
Britney Spears debuted the music video for her new song “Hold It Against Me” on Thursday night, and it has something for everyone — especially if you like big commercials for a hundred unrelated brands! The product placements I spotted at a quick view were her own perfume line, dating site PlentyofFish.com, Sony electronics, more Sony and probably loads more.
To summarize the video goes like this: Product placement, product placement, product placement, product placement, Alexander McQueens 1999 Spring/Summer collection spray painting robot reference, weird ‘fight’ scene, awkward zoom onto her high heels as she tries to get balance, slow motion falling and then a Britney Spears like finish.
Warning: This video will cause seizures. There are no “ifs,” “ands,” or “buts” about it.
This is the Britney Spears the world wants to see, right? Look at how happy and healthy she seems to be. She’s playing with her kids and having fun. It’s great. It’s like the head shaving, umbrella wielding Britney is a distant, and unpleasant memory but at the same time, it still feels so very recent. It seems like just yesterday people were making fun of her bat poop crazy behavior; slowly realizing that there was something seriously wrong with the girl. Yeah. Then it wasn’t so funny anymore. Mental hospitals and conservatorships followed and now here we are with Britney looking like she’s back to her old self. Hopefully she doesn’t end up in the same spot all over again. Britney has all the makings of a great comeback story as long as she keeps herself together.
It’s been a long while since I did a post on Britney Spears, so here’s a mandatory post on my favorite celeb to rekindle the flame and strengthen the fan-idol relationship. Her new song Hold It Against Me has already proved that her grip on her professional life is becoming stronger once again, and these pics are proof in bold that she’s doing fine in other areas too. Best wishes for 2011, Britney! Scope out the gallery after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
On the East Coast, revenue streams are slowly rising as banks are still cratering and trying to recover from the recession. But out West, money ain’t a thing, as Jermaine Dupri and Jay-Z once rapped.
Everyone has their opinion on who the best were in 2010, but Forbes removed those pesky opinions when compiling their list for Hollywood’s Highest Earners for 2010 by boiling things down to simple dollars and cents.
While a number of these names should come as no surprise, there are a few names towards the bottom of the list that prove that Hollywood is in fact getting younger (and less talented):
1. Oprah Winfrey, $315 million
2. James Cameron, $210 million
3. Tyler Perry, $125 million
4. Michael Bay, $120 million
5. Tiger Woods, $105 million
6. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million
7. Steven Spielberg, $100 million
8. George Lucas, $95 million
9. Beyoncé, $87 million
10. Dr. Phil, $80 million
11. Simon Cowell, $80 million
12. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million
13. Britney Spears, $64 million
14. Lady Gaga, $62 million
15. Madonna, $58 million
16. Sandra Bullock, $56 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres, $55 million
18. Miley Cyrus, $48 million
19. Taylor Swift, $45 million
20. Judge Judy Sheindlin, $45 million
Wait what, Britney earned more than Lady Gaga? Seriously now? I would have lost that bet if someone asked me which of them had earned more.
As for Leonardo DiCaprio, he made the film industry $1.1 billion dollars this year with his movies, Inception and Shutter Island. According to a list compiled by Forbes, he made Hollywood more money than anyone. No report on what he actually took in himself though.
Madonna has once again proved that she is one of the most powerful celebrities in the world. The 52-year-old singer topped a recent study to determine the celebrity who has grabbed the most headlines in U.K. print since 2000.
The singer came top of a study to find the star who has grabbed the most headlines in U.K. print press since 2000. The research by Kantar Media found Madonna has been mentioned a massive 46,017 times over the last 10 years, while British music mogul Simon Cowell came second with 29,888. Kantar Media researcher Brian Merron says, “This shows why she’s hailed as a legend. That stickability factor in the consciousness of the nation marks her as a special talent and someone who is able to constantly re-invent themselves to change with the times.” Read the rest of this entry »
Britney Spears has hit out against Star Magazine and ex-husband Jason Alexander for what she calls a fabricated story claiming her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beats her. Today, Brit sent out a series of tweets, including one saying, “PS – Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!” Link to tweet.
Hummm… we see she decided to leave out the word trashy. And fat. And pimply.
One thing is for sure, we are liking this Britney. Being a complete bore as a rational adult, Ms. Spears needs to internalize her anger, return to pills, speak in tongues and provide America [and the world] with the entertainment we expect from a talent of her magnitude. Do it for us Brit. Thanks.
So to absolutely no ones surprise that recording released today of Britney confessing that her ex, Jason Trawick, used to abuse her is a fake, well that is according to Brit’s peeps anyways. Britney Spears co-conservator Andrew Wallet has not only denied every aspect of the Jason Trawick abuse allegations [made by Britney's ex-husband of 55 hours Jason Alexander], but is now preparing to sue the shit off of both Star Magazine and RadarOnline, according to TMZ:
Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false.”
He continues, “Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of the story before it was published. All the statements attributable to Jason Alexander [in the Star Magazine story] are completely fabricated.”
Wallet continues, “The audio recording posted on RadarOnline is a fraud and it is NOT Britney. The audio they are allegedly relying on between Britney and Jason Alexander is obviously fake and ridiculous.”
[The audio was] so obviously fake [it's] laughable. Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process. The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are completely fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears’ legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties.
So I guess to sum up, the business scum who routinely make tens of millions of dollars off this pathetic hopeless hillbilly girl are saying the pathetic hopeless hillbilly boy is lying about her getting beat on by a business scum guy because the boy’s just trying to make a thousand dollars from the tabloids…yeah I’m confused too.
So I wonder what RadarOnline is going to do now, humm… How about releasing ANOTHER recording of non Britney. Smart. Very smart.
Radar has posted audio of a conversation between Jason Alexander (that guy she married for 55 hours in 2004) and a voice that allegedly belongs to Britney Spears, in which Britney admits that Jason Trawick “beat on me,” and that Trawick had proposed marriage but she had declined. It’s worth mentioning that Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago.
At the time of the recording, Spears insisted that they were not a romantic couple, and that her father was so angry with Trawick that he had, “a shotgun and [was] just waiting to use it.”
Today Star magazine will go on sale with a cover story claiming Trawick is secretly a crazy dude who loved to give Britney the odd Irish kiss, also known as a black eye.
Britney’s former husband Jason Alexander tells Star that the pop princess confided to him that Trawick beat her — on multiple occasions.
“Britney is in an abusive relationship. She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”
She recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye.”
Alexander says he’s telling this story because he’s “really concerned” for Britney who he feels is “telling me these secrets as a way of getting out of this.”
Redneck hick single mom with rugrats gets beaten up by her partner. SHOCKING NEWS!
However that recording sounds nothing like Britney, it’s missing about 47 “y’all’s” to be her. I do however think this story has some truth to it, but who knows, maybe she was just conked in the head by one of them “flyin’ sorcers” she asked K-Fed about in their home video. “They’s real, ain’t they?” Possibly worth noting Britney only sees UFOs when she is braless and chasing ice-cream trucks.
Here’s Britney Spears taking some time off from her tour in Rio De Janeiro on Monday and sure, it does seem that her dad’s plan to glue a few McNuggets on moving things while she’s on stage has paid off, but she….what’s that Britney? Your daddy told you the sea would be full of fishy Bic Macs, but you haven’t found any yet? Keep swimming, there’s a drive-thru somewhere near. I promise.
“Y’all want me to show you how to break a neck with my thighs? Dang, i just sharted on Joe Jonas!”
Britney Spears looking as sexy as a trailer with flower curtains. “Them shorts sure are purty, ain’t they?”
Remember that story we posted about Britney Spears getting in trouble in the U.K over that fake robbery scene she was shooting? Well, it was for her video Criminal in which Jason Trawick saves her from an abusive boyfriend and then pushes her into a world of crime. And then of course we have the sex scenes. Which shockingly enough are not Mac-Donald – themed, and don’t involve Britney shooting Jason with “Fench” fries and whispering sweet nothings in his ears: “Yeah man, just pour them mayo-neise on my chicken drums, yo. And slowely rub them big’ol potato chips on my belly, yeah baby, do it one more time!”
