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The Spank Bank for 12/28/11

Story time. Today, I went to get my haircut and I sneezed right in the middle of it. Needless to say, I feel very lucky to be alive. But, you want to know what flashed before my eyes as I faced certain death from getting stabbed with a sharp pair of scissors? IMAGES FROM MY SPANK BANK! Moral of the story? Always fill up your spank bank here; you never know when you might sneeze while getting a haircut. First up today… Brooke Burns: Ah, yes another Baywatch star is showing off her bikini body. They are just camera whores aren’t they? And, we love them for that. She is 33 years old and looks great. I didn’t include any ass pictures because she doesn’t have one. Emily Sears: I believe she is a model from Australia and apparently she has been on the cover of Zoo Magazine a lot. Here are some special photoshopped pictures of Emily…with Emily! Don’t you just love the computer? Irina Shayk: Raise your hand if you don’t think Irina Shayk is hot…no hands? I thought so. She is absolutely beautiful. The type of woman you think about while masturbating, but then apologize afterwards because you feel so ashamed. Mischa Barton: WHAT? I just included Mischa Barton in the spank bank? Yes, yes I did. I know there have been some unflattering pictures of her, but she doesn’t look bad here. Plus, I always feel bad for her when I see pictures of her. She always seems so lost and depressed.
 

Saturday Siren – Brooke Burns

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Brooke Burns is this week’s Saturday Siren, and boy am I glad I got this spirit-booster post just before winding up the weekend! It was the exact thing I needed to flush out the gloom that was forced into my head by some real unfortunate news all through this forgettable week. Anyway, here’s Brooke flaunting her hot and tight body in some unidentified photoshoot (as if I really care for the details!) and giving out a loud message to Pamela Anderson that maintaining your Baywatch figure never hurts. Brooke was on Baywatch as lifeguard Jessie Owens from 1998 through 2000. Keep it up, Brooke! Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Brooke Burns & Her Smiley Sweetheart

Funky duds! Brooke Burns and her animated daughter Madison, 10 next month, were spotted lunching in Los Angeles on Friday (May 21).

The mother-daughter duo were seen linking arms after getting out of the car and smiling all the way inside the restaurant. What a sweet pair!

Madison's dad is Brooke's ex-husband, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon.

 

Brooke Burns & Madison: Pretty In Pink

Actress Brooke Burns and 9-year-old Madison Elizabeth made a pretty pair as they stepped out to run a few errands in Los Angeles, California on Sunday (March 1). The former Baywatch star and her daughter made a stop at the video store before heading to a local Chinese restaurant for a bite to eat.

Madison's dad is Brooke's ex-husband, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon.