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81-Year Old Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Cheats On Wife With 50-Year Old Hottie

Buzz Aldrin was recently seen out with his hot new girlfriend making out like teenagers and some who obviously are against granting soon-to-be-dead people’s last wishes find it a bit tacky and inappropriate since he just dumped his third wife of many years back in June. Er, did you see his wife’s face (pic below)? Buzz, you had absolutely no choice, buddy. It’s like when someone cuts the supply of oxygen going into your spacesuit. You must abort the mission, there’s no alternative.

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Tara is Still a Drunk Celebrity Slut

…Oh Buzz, how COULD you?

Former celebrity Tara Reid partied the night away in St. Tropez yesteday. Her version of partying includes tequila shots and kissing. Lots and lots of kissing. She was seen kissing men, women and even geriatric former astronauts.

Included in the slutfest was 34-year-old “The Crow: Wicked Prayer” star’s suckfest were some random chicks, her ex-fiance Michael Axtmann and 80-year-old Apollo 11 moon walker Buzz Aldrin.

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