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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

Today’s extra catch consists of Courtney Stodden, Nikki Reed,Tulisa Contostavlos, Holly Willoughby, Annaleigh Ashford, Katharina Damm, Nina Agdal, Emma Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Ali Larter, Courteney Cox, Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Maria Menounos, Chelsea Turnbo, Ashley Cusato,Maggie Grace, Maria Fowler, Rachel Wallace, Kimberly Wyatt, Lexi Atkins.

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Backdoor Farrah Didn’t Shoot New Scenes For The Sequel To Her Porn (Dlisted)
Sarah Hyland Loves Sofia Vergara‘s Boobs, And So Do I (HuffPo)

Joanna Krupa Looking Seriously Leggy (The Superficial)
Rihanna Is Damn Hot, No Matter Who She’s Dating (Lainey Gossip)

Candice Swanepoel Put On An Amazing Runway Leg Show (Moe Jackson)
Yup, I Definitely Want To Party With Selena Gomez (IDLYITW)

It’s Official: Brittney Palmer Is The Hottest Octagon Girl (SI.com)
AnnaSophia Robb Makes Trouble With Bella Thorne (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba Is Still The Hottest MILF Of All (Popoholic)
Coco Flashing Her Funbags On The Sidewalk In New York (DS nsfw)

These Winter Hotties Are Warming Me Up! (The Chive)
Kendall Jenner Is Banging (Fishwrapper)

Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Ever! (The Big Buzzer)
I Have A Major Crush On Her! (IMDB)

 

Cameron Diaz Flashback: Sexy GQ Photos Of Cameron Diaz From 1995

I don’t care what anyone says. I don’t think Cameron Diaz is any less hot now than she was when these photos were shot for GQ Magazine (UK) back in February of 1995. Maybe she’s aged a bit but she hasn’t aged badly, in my humble opinion. I look at some of the other women who were considered sexy in 1995 today and you can definitely see that Father Time has not been kind to them but Cameron definitely isn’t one of those women. I think these photos are fantastic. Cameron looks sexy and sultry and shows how easy posing for a camera is for her. I think Cameron is fantastic so naturally, I adore this photo set.

Cameron Diaz Flashback: Sexy GQ Photos of Cameron Diaz from 1995

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Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon And Drew Barrymore Vacation In Mexico

I am a huge fan of two out of the three ladies in the photos. I will not specify which ones because that just feels mean. Regardless of my feelings on the women as celebrities or as actresses, I think all three are absolutely beautiful. I know a lot of people are going to nitpick these photos of Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore in Mexico, pointing out whatever flaws they see, but I’m not going to be one of those people. I don’t honestly care what they look like in a bikini. I love these photos because I love seeing these women enjoy each other’s company. There is so much cattiness among the women in the entertainment industry. It’s always so nice to see two or three women really forming a real friendship and putting everything else aside. They looked like they had a great time.

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Notable Returns: Celebrities Who Dated White Before Coming Back To Black

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Celebrities Who Dated White Before Going Back To Black

They say once you go Black, you never go back. But what happens when you go White? Well, these celebrities had no problems going back to Black boos after dating White people.

So without any delay, here are the some people who went white…then went Black.


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Racy photos of sexy Cameron Diaz

Now this is the Cameron Diaz I know and love. We aren’t always treated to photos like these ones of Cameron so it feels extra special when we are. There isn’t a thing I don’t love here. Cameron really knows how to turn it on for the cameras and I appreciate that. Cameron just oozes sex appeal in these photos. She’s always so charismatic and charming. It’s nice to see her really play up that sex appeal. I remember the first time I saw Cameron in “The Mask”. It was like love at first sight. Since then, I’ve only fallen in love with this woman more and more. She’s is her own woman. She doesn’t apologize for being who she is. She’s feminine, strong and beautiful and these photos put all of those qualities on display.

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Highest Paid Actresses in Hollywood

Ever wonder how much your favorite actresses are bringing in? Well, you are about to find out! Forbes has come out with its annual list of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. And you just might be surprised who came out on top…

Kristen Stewart! We bet that wasn‘t your first guess, but it does make sense if you think about it. She has made $12.5 million for each of the last two Twilight movies and if you combine that with what she made from Snow White and the Huntsman — Stewart made $34.5 million this past year! Also surprising, Cameron Diaz is a very close second at $34 million, we wouldn’t have guessed that either

Take a look at the top 10 below…

  1. Kristen Stewart, $34.5 million
  2. Cameron Diaz. $34 million
  3. Sandra Bullock, $25 million
  4. Angelina Jolie, $20 million
  5. Charlize Theron, $18 million
  6. Julia Roberts, $16 million
  7. Sarah Jessica Parker, $15 million
  8. Meryl Streep, $12 million
  9. Kristen Wiig, $12 million
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Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz at the 84th Academy Awards

Sorry folks, I just didn’t see the Jennifer Lopez nip slip everyone seems to be talking about today. Jennifer is laughing off the reports, claiming she was too tightly packed into her dress for anything to pop out and I suppose I believe her. I don’t think it really matters. In my always humble opinion, Jennifer was the best dressed lady at the Oscars this year. Sexy but yet classy – she stole the show although I have to admit Cameron Diaz isn’t looking to shabby either. I’ve always admired Cameron’s laid back style but she definitely knows how to glam it up as well. I love that she and Jennifer got to present together at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. They make a striking pair. For me, this was one of the best moments of the show.

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Hollywood, Then and Now

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School.  I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion,  we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another.  Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree,  but at the 20 year mark,  we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags.  I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him.  I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection.  I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t!  WTF happened to you?”  moments.  All in all in the end,  it’s always good to see an old friend. 

Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class,  I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them?  I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’.  Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family.  Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when.  Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips.  I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in.  I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses,  hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in.  Gotta love karma.

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The Daily Fix-ation for 1/25/12

Welcome, welcome — to the Daily Fix-ation, the one stop shop for your daily fix of celeb gossip and pictures of pure hotness… and one that’s not so hot, of course. Irina Shayk — Wow… this is one Russian I wouldn’t mind having as my bride… and I’m a woman! But, the point is — this chick is pure hotness with a side of bangably gorgeous! A few weeks ago, The Daily Fix was able to bring you the first few pictures of Irina’s Esquire mag shoot. But, now… we’ve got them all, and they are quite the naughty little line up. Luisana Lopilato — Yes, it’s true. Michael Buble is one lucky, lucky man! But, it’s not only Michael that’s lucky — Ultimo, the lingerie line that Luisana models for, has shot up in sales by 37% since signing her. Not surprising. Michelle Mone, CEO of Ultimo had this to say about the bombshell model and actress, ‘Signing Michael Buble’s wife Luisana is one of our biggest international stars and the response we have had has been phenomenal.’ Um, duh!!! The woman’s gorgeous! Plus, the school girl thing she’s got going on in these pics is a very yummy treat, indeed… Cameron Diaz — Ah, yes… And here’s the rotten one of the bunch. It’s a mystery how Cameron’s looks can yo-yo up and down so radically. One week she’s stunning and natural in a gray bikini and then the next she looks matronly and plastic as hell. The… ‘taut’… skin she was sporting as she flitted about Paris in their Couture Fashion Week was suspicious, to say the least. Why don’t women just age gracefully as nature intended? Why do they go and get needles in their friggin’ face just to try to make themselves look younger when all it really does is make them look like plastic fish?! Not sure why Cameron looks like a fish, but that’s the animal that comes to mind. With that hair all stickin’ up like a fin and the unnaturally big eyes… What do you think? Is she more of a fish or a duck… or maybe a horse? Let me know what you think!!!
 

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly for 1/16/12

Hey guys! Thanks for coming back to sit through more of my BS. It means more to me than you know. *tear* No, really, though — thank you for making The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly a trending post! That’s awesome! Now, let’s get to the bitches, shall we? The Good — Jorgie Porter… wow. Very British name, not so much for the British modesty, though. Stripping it all off for Nuts mag, Jorgie looks all-out yummy in her little get-up. The Dancing on Ice star has definitely got my vote, cause… Dayum!!! The Bad — And here we go again. I thought Cameron was back on track when I posted the sexy bikini pics in Ugly Cameron Diaz + Hawaiin Beach Vacay = Sexy as Hell Cameron Diaz. Well, apparently I was wrong. Because that dress she was sportin’ at the Weinstein Company’s Golden Globes afterparty at The Beverly Hilton made her look like one ugly ass tranny! She has beefed up a bit due to her rigorious workouts, which is fine. I don’t personally dig the femme beefcake look myself, but whatev. But, when she paired her newly developed biceps with that cutaway neckline… girl looked a friggin’ mess! Plus, her hair was messed the fuck up and she looked washed out. So, yeah, Cameron… you are back on the Bad list!!! The Fugly — Yeah, I’m sure that many of you are scratching your heads going ‘What’s the deal? This chick is hot, other than that messed up thing on her head. I may not know who the hell she is, but why is she on the Fugly list?’ Well, I will tell you, Kel Tells has not lost her mind. But I have lost my temper. The woman in that photograph is none other than Beyonce Knowles! Yeeeeeeah… could you tell that from the picture? I couldn’t when I first looked at it. You know why? Because, her SKIN HAS BEEN DIGITALLY BLEACHED!!!!!!! Yes, you heard me right! Her skin has been digitally lightened for the promotion pics for her upcoming album. And, I’m sorry, but that upsets me very much! Be you, girl! Why would you do such a thing and show the young women of the world that you should lighten your fucking skin color?!?!?! This is a disgrace! I’m super pissed, if you can’t tell. And, get this, this isn’t even the first time this has happened. In 2008, Beyonce had the very same thing done on a L’Oreal ad, something that the New York Post called ‘shocking.’ [pic available below] And, indeed, it is. It’s not only shocking though, it’s saddening! So, guess what, bitch? You’re getting put on the Fugly list… for pissing me off!!!
 

Sexy bikini shots of Cameron Diaz in Hawaii

There are a lot of things I like about Cameron Diaz. At the top of that list would be her completely relaxed and easy going attitude about nearly everything. This is a girl that just doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. She’s a tough girl but still extremely sexy. If I were to guess, I’d say her sexiness isn’t so much about her body (although it is a very, very nice body), her face or even her overall style. Instead, her sexiness comes from her confidence. There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance but Cameron seems to know exactly where that line is and stays well on the good side of it. Here in Hawaii, Cameron looks gorgeous in her bikini but more importantly, she looks relaxed and laid back. To be honest as I always am, Cameron doesn’t get near the credit she deserves. She’s sexy, smart, funny, confident and she’s also a talented actress. I’ve loved her since “The Mask” and am glad to see how far she’s come in her career.

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Ugly Cameron Diaz + Hawaiin Beach Vacay = Sexy as Hell Cameron Diaz!!!

Wow. They must be putting something in the water down there in Hawaii, because less than a month ago… our lovely Cameron Diaz was lookin’ rough as hell. That was, until she got a little vacay time. So, yeah — there’s either something in the water or our girl got aloooooooot of beauty sleep… or possibly some really good sex. Yeah — I’m betting on the good sex. The pic you see up there on the left is from the story I wrote on December 7th, less than a month ago when the 39 year old actress was spotted outside of an Elevation Fitness gym. She was actually on her way to a very important meeting in West Hollywood at the time. So, apparently, Ms. Diaz doesn’t do very well under pressure, because all it took was a Hawaiian beach and a hair cut to get her back to the Cameron Sexy-as-Hell Diaz that we all know and love. Hell, if Hawaii does that to you, then I think all the fuglies need to take a little trip; what do you think?
 

P.Diddy is now Cameron Diaz’s booty call

According to Us Weekly, 39-year old Cameron Diaz is now banging P.Diddy, her pinch-hitting hookup since 2008 when they met at the Oscars, on occasion to get over her split from A-Rod. And since nobody can offer the intellectual and spiritual stimulation that A-Rod offered, she’s not looking for meaningful relationships. Just penises when her heart is aching on a Saturday night.

Via NYDailyNews:

“Since then, when she’s single, she’ll booty call him,” an insider tells the magazine. Though Combs, 42, has been reportedly dating singer Cassie for the past three years, he acts single “whenever there’s a better offer on the table,” a friend reveals. When Diaz and the music mogul dined at NYC’s Catch on Oct. 24, the pair was “inseparable — they had their hands all over each other,” an eyewitness tells Us. And the stars were reportedly just as affectionate while at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills on Nov. 11.

Wait, so let me get this straight. Diddy has no qualms cheating on his girlfriend when there’s a better offer on the table? Am I to deduce from this that he sees Cameron Diaz as a better offer?? Therefore, he likes women who look like men, who can break children in two with their biceps, who’s chest is walking then thin line between breasts and pecs and who can deliver a strong punch up the anus if asked to? P.Diddy is gay, there’s no other way to read this. 67957-original 0218-cameron-diaz-00-435x580 0218-cameron-diaz-03-435x580 0621-cameron-diaz-bad-teacher-premiere-15-400x470 0621-cameron-diaz-bad-teacher-premiere-20-435x580 0701-cameron-diaz-el-hormiguero-09-580x435 0701-cameron-diaz-el-hormiguero-12-400x470 0804-cameron-diaz-ugly-face-07-435x580 0804-cameron-diaz-ugly-face-09-435x580 0804-cameron-diaz-ugly-face-10-400x470 0804-cameron-diaz-ugly-face-13-435x580

 

Heidi Klum is an awesome skinned corpse and what the rest of them wore on Halloween

It’s post-Halloween Monday which goes without saying we will assault you with a shitload of pictures of celebs partying in Vegas and L.A in their fancy costumes (except Chaz Bono because he’s permanently in one) until you realize your life sucks because you were probably the asshole that was walking your kid from door to door dressed in your pajamas, or maybe a $3 mask if you were feeling adventurous.

So let’s get started with Heidi Klum who insisted on been driven to her own party at TAO in Las Vegas on a gurney by two bloodied ER doctors. Sure, it was the most elaborate, time-consuming and definitely most expensive costume of all as it was custom-made but my favorite was Kim Kardashian’s Poison Ivy. Of course being as splendidly brilliant as she is, she probably missed the irony that she couldn’t have picked a better costume to describe how she sucks the very life out of people, and just thought it made her ass look good. Paris Hilton’s boobs got inflated again in time for Halloween, and Snooki insisted she was a leopard with a penchant for sunbeds and a permanent crotch itch. All I saw was a skunk. Gwen Stefani got dressed up as Cinderella, Jessica Alba as a witch (‘nough said), Ali Larter as a bee, Alessandra Ambrosio as a swan and Cameron Diaz as herself in a few years.

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Jason Biggs and his wife hired a prostitute for his birthday

Jason Biggs apparently did not only get married to the weird, freaky little chick in American Pie, he did so in real life as well. Jenny Mollen, who is obviously an exhibitionist, wrote a very lengthy article on TheSmokingJacket (owned by Playboy) about how she hired a whore for her husband’s birthday to spice up their marriage (back then they were married for only a year) and went on to describe the details of the tryst, including the prostitute having sex with Biggs and giving her compliments on her blow job skills. She then wrote how the experience enriched their relationship and helped them stay together. Perfect wife so far you say? Sure, only this one also likes to tweet that she dreams about her husband getting cholera and that a black penis comes in to save her.

Here’s a few excerpts from her article:

So my husband and I got a whore. I’m hoping, unless you’re some sick depraved dissolute of a person, this isn’t the kind of thing you hear everyday. If it is, fuck you, I thought it was pretty gangster. So, ok, where do I begin? I wanted to do something special for his birthday, isn’t that how all these stories start? We were married for just over a year, and in Gemini years, that’s like twelve.

The adventure started when I called up my asshole friend, Chelsea and asked if she knew any “massage therapists”. Chelsea insisted that this chick would come over and with the proper amount of alcohol, do whatever we wanted.

That night, I made the arrangements. I set the mood, turned on some Enigma, and poured champagne. My husband, however, paced around the house like a lunatic, wondering if he was going to get arrested for having a hooker visit our home. The girl arrived at the proper whoring hour of 9pm. I answered the door in a see-through bra and undies. I led her upstairs to my bedroom where she set up her massage table. About thirty minutes in, I started to realize something was wrong. This girl wasn’t a prostitute!! This girl was a legit massage therapist! Fucking Chelsea set me up. The entire hour she wouldn’t shut up about my rotator cuff and various bulging discs.

…As we scurried out of possibly the saddest airport on Earth, I honed in on a photo of a thin brunette with elbows for boobs and made the call. “Hello?” A cutesy voice chimed in instantly.

“Hi, um, Ava?”, I stuttered. Come on Jenny, pull your shit together, you are a bad ass renegade on the run.

“Yeah, well, my husband and I are in town tonight and we were wondering if you (we?) could get together”, I coughed out.

“Sure, what time were you guys thinking?“ she said plainly. Dude, this girl is a hooker right? I mean, she realizes that I am talking about sex acts? Her tone made me feel like I was hiring a fucking babysitter!

“Why are you not weirded out by what a freak I am?“ I thought silently.

“How about, four?” I said. I am a total loser!

Who calls a whore when it is still light out? Better question, who wants a whore coming to their room when they are stone sober and on their way to a family birthday party? I’ll tell you who bitches, me the renegade, that’s who!

“Sounds good. Why don’t you call me when you get to your hotel, give me the room number and I’ll be there.”

“Done”, I cooed and hung up.

We checked into the Four Seasons under the name Drew Peacock.

Before I could answer the question, there was a knock on the door. My husband opened it to reveal a no more than three foot tall Filipino chomping gum and twirling her hair.

“Eva?” he exclaimed. “Hi, guys.” she purred as she walked over to a chair and sat down.

I was a bit taken aback. This girl looked nothing like her photos online. In fact, to me, she kind of resembled one of those little island pygmies from Gulliver’s Travels. I wasn’t sure how this was going to work out.

“Why is everybody so giggly?” she went on.

I really only had one way of answering this which was, “Well, because you are a hooker and you are in our hotel room.”

“Oh, and you didn’t mention that you were a gartenswerk in your profile.” I decided against saying anything. Further laughter ensued until finally my husband said, “So, should we talk business?”

I took this to mean that he was willing to look past the munchkin factor and proceed as planned. Eva asked for three hundred dollars just to talk shop. She explained that it would just cover her bills and her “door fee.” Bullshit the kind of party we were going to have was up to us. In other words, hinged on how much more cash we were willing to fork over.

“Why is Bilbo Baggins being such a sheisty little bastard?” I thought.

Frustrated, my husband handed over the money and bluntly said, “OK. What can you do for three hundred more?”

Eva, laughed and asked us to hold as she called her fucking nail lady and told her she was going to have to push her appointment back an hour. We just sat there as she described what was going on with her acrylic and how she needed her fill a week sooner than usual. Once she hung up, my husband notified me that he was going to have to run down to the ATM for more cash.

My husband burst back into the room just before she asked me to start spinning the bed sheets into gold. He was out of breath and Eva talked over him.

“Ok, so, I will go down on him, and you can sit on his face, ok?” she declared.

I was jarred by how fast she got down to business when the money was near. She was like a shark circling its prey.

“Um…ok.” I gulped.

As she started to pull her rip-away outfit off, my husband stopped her.

“You guys, stop, this isn’t going to happen!” he stated. “I went down to the ATM and I couldn’t get anymore money out!” he said frankly. The shark looked angry.

“Do you accept cashier’s checks, I offered?

“No.”, said Eva, putting her top back on.

It was now five o’clock. An entire hour past and we accomplished nothing. Eva got back on her cell and made another call.

“Yeah, they can’t get anymore money. Just pull around front. I’m coming down,” she said, to who I assume was her pimp on the other end of the line.

…I was able to convince my husband to stay another night by promising we could spend the next day lounging by the pool and sipping mai tais. My ulterior motive of course being, “operation: finish what I started.” I told him that in exchange we were calling his host friend who works in the casinos and having him send us the most professional call girl he knows. He obliged and within thirty minutes our phone was bombed with photos of the “merchandise.” Aside from feeling like a dirty old man, I felt accomplished. “Finally, a professional” I declared. My husband stared at me like I was a small Larry Flynt. We texted Keisha, (hooker # 2) that we would love to meet up sometime tomorrow.

The chick was wearing five-inch heels and had tits that seriously could have knocked anybody under six feet tall unconscious. There was no way she was passing for anything other than maybe Barbarella. In other words, she was hot. I took my cues from the previous day’s disaster and cut to the chase.

“We want you to go down on him for six hundred bucks,” I proclaimed. Keisha, being the professional that she was, didn’t bat an eye.

“Great,” she said plainly. In that instant I realized, I love this whore. First, she informed us that she wasn’t into girls and that if I wanted any action it would only be coming from my husband. I was fine with this at the time, but in retrospect, what the fuck? For six hundred bucks, I’ll be telling you what you’re into! She walked us through all the potential upsets: Wife gets hurt and wants to stop, husband can’t get erect; wife and husband can’t focus because they are too aware of the other’s emotions etc. I felt like I was in driver’s ed. and I loved it! This is exactly the type of information I wanted to be armed with. My husband, however, didn’t have the same reaction. With sweaty palms, clearly a bi -product of all the newly discovered potential for failure, he undressed and sat on the bed. Keisha instructed me to do the same.

“Do you want to go down on him a bit?” Keisha suggested. In my mind I was thinking, “No, dude, that’s why I paid you the six hundred dollars, to do the work for me! I’m going to be over here eating chips.” Of course, there was no way my husband was going to let me get away with that so I obliged.

The most exciting part of the day was Keisha complimenting me on my blowjob skills. I love approval of any kind. Sadly, however, I think it was pretty obvious that my husband and I were both bored. He quickly became flaccid and we were left with nothing to do but stare at each other.

“I kind of feel like you are a giant baby and we are putting a diaper on you,” I blurted out.

“Umm, that’s not what I wanted to hear, Jen.” my husband laughed.

…On the plane ride home I texted Keisha and thanked her for her work. What ever it was she had done, worked. I was instantly more aroused by my husband. He seemed so mysterious to me. Even though the actual act was relatively boring and a financial bust, the reliving of it grew hotter and hotter in my mind. “What a sweet whore,” I said to my husband, staring down at the flickering lights of good ole Sin City. He laughed and grabbed my leg. Something was rekindled between us. Or perhaps something blossomed that was never there before. I don’t know which it was, but I felt closer.

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Cameron Diaz baby bump?

So I guess I’m a little behind on the movie news as of late because I can’t remember hearing about a movie staring Cameron Diaz in which she plays a pregnant woman. With that said, these pictures from Atlanta have to be for a movie as I seem to recall seeing bikini pictures of Cameron not too long ago and she definitely wasn’t pregnant in those. I dunno, normally I’m not really one of those women that thinks a woman is most beautiful when she’s pregnant but the look kind of works for Cameron. Perhaps her biological clock is ticking. Perhaps not. Cameron doesn’t seem like the settling down into motherhood type to me.

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This is What a Pregnant Cameron Diaz Looks Like

Except she isn’t! She’s just wearing a prosthetic baby bump on the set of her new movie being filmed in Atlanta at the moment, “What To Expect When You’re Expecting“, and apparently, what you’d expect when expecting is a little bump, in the general belly area. Good to know Hollywood has a firm grasp on what being pregnant looks like, because those are definitely the arms and ass of a woman who’s supposedly four months pregnant.

Oh, oh, oh! Also, Hollywood guys, you know what kind of movies I like even better than movies about the quirky ups and downs of being pregnant? Movies about weddings and wedding planning! Please, please, please tell me this movie has a wedding in it too!!!

Good thing Cameron isn’t actually pregnant though, her dick would explode pushing that little bastard out.

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Gorgeous Cameron Diaz by the pool

Is Cameron Diaz the woman that never ages? I swear on my life the woman is just as gorgeous now as she was when she first burst onto the scene way back when. Here in Miami, Cameron looks absolutely smoking hot in a sexy yellow bikini. Now, I’m going to confess, I don’t know anything about sports. I’m pretty sure that’s boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, in the pictures with her, but again, I have no idea. With Cameron, relationships kind of come and go. She definitely doesn’t seem like a girl in a rush to settle down. Anyway, who even pays attention to the guy when the girl is as stunning as Cameron. I’m a straight girl and even I barely notice the guy.

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Get Ready to See a Whole Lot More of Brooklyn Decker’s Titties on the Big Screen

Proud boob owner Brooklyn Decker recently played a boob owner in Adam Sandler’s laff-riot Just Go With It and everyone was like “Oh, the swimsuit model is acting, that’s happened before, OK, it’s one movie, it’s her Fair Game, no big deal.” But, uh, big deal! Big deal alert! Decker is already slated to appear in the Oscar bait movie Battleship, based on the game Battleship, and now she’s landed another role. She’s going to play opposite Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez in the post-sex comedy What to Expect When You’re Expecting. That’s a big movie! And Brooklyn Decker is in it. So this is happening, guys.

According to Entertainment Weekly:

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and dreamgirl from Adam Sandler’s Just Go With Ithas signed on to co-star with Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz in the film, which takes its inspiration from the best-selling, non-fiction pregnancy guide. Decker will play Skyler, trophy wife of a much older husband, whose remarkably easy pregnancy – with twins no less – makes the other moms-to-be in her social circle loath her even more.

She’s done it guys. She and her big, beautiful titties have made it in Hollywood. *Sheds tear*

 

Cameron Diaz on The Graham Norton Show

Cameron Diaz is one of those women that can do no wrong in my eyes. I love that her smile always seems genuine and from the heart. She seems like a woman that just likes to have a good time. It doesn’t hurt, of course, that she’s completely gorgeous. Cameron has two of the nicest legs in the business and I think she knows that considering every outfit you see her in shows off those legs. Here on The Graham Norton Show in London, Cameron not only shows off those incredible legs but also that fun and outgoing personality that makes her so appealing. Love this girl. Can’t wait to see ‘Bad Teacher’.

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Cameron Diaz at the Bad Teacher photocall

I feel dirty for admitting this, but I actually really want to see ‘Bad Teacher’. Everything about it seems wrong. The whole premise seems a bit ridiculous but I refuse to think anything with Jason Segel can be as bad as this movie sounds. I remember hearing about ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ and skipping it despite the fact that Jason is one of my favorite comedic actors. When I was eventually talked into watching it, I regretted not watching it sooner. I won’t make that mistake with this one, especially considering how hot I’m assuming Cameron Diaz is going to be in it. These pictures from the ‘Bad Teacher’ photocall in Madrid back up that assumption – in theory at least. I’m not crazy over the wardrobe choices Cameron has made for this one in general, but she’s showing off those gorgeous legs of hers, so I won’t complain too much. I’ll admit, the gossip hound in my is also a little excited to see Cameron sharing the stage with ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. Should be interesting at least.

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Cameron Diaz Had a Sweaty Encounter With Prince Harry

Cameron Diaz worked out on a treadmill next to Prince Harry at a private gym in London, and the young prince got his DNA all over her…OK not really:

Cameron Diaz wound up on the treadmill next to Prince Harry at London’s KX gym. Apparently, the 26-year-old red-headed royal put his towel on Diaz’s machine; just when the 38-year-old actress was about to ask for the towel to be removed, she realized who was working out beside her

- Source: Us

Aww, just like when Prince Charming met Cinderella, but a sweaty towel instead of a glass slipper, and an elliptical rider instead of a pumpkin.

 

Cameron Diaz photo shoot

I don’t care what anyone says. Cameron Diaz is one sexy babe. I love this girl. She’s confident, easy going and doesn’t seem to feel the need to tie herself down to a guy to be happy. That in itself is sexy. Never mind her incredible body. This is a woman that seems to get sexier each time I see her. This Elle UK Magazine photo shoot is just more evidence of that. Is she still with notorious ladies man, Alex Rodriguez? Who knows. Rumors swirled a short time ago that they broke up only to have photos surface of them holding hands not long after. One thing is for certain, Alex would be a fool to let Cameron go. I doubt she’d spend much time crying over it though. She just doesn’t seem like that kind of girl.

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Cameron Diaz gets super leggy for Elle!

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Here’s the blue eyed hottie Cameron Diaz posing in some extra sexy manner for Elle Magazine, thus providing a moment of pleasure for all my peeps. Cameron seems to enjoy the whole photoshoot with lot of fun and mischievous poses. One of the poses in which our Bad Teacher is been displayed in a sexy black corset seems to be simply Hot!! And so being a good student, let’s not waste time in this silly talk, just scope out the gallery for more of Cameron’s leggy venture and learn some lessons of naughtiness.

Via: HollywoodTuna

 

Cameron Diaz Could Beat Up Your Dad

There’s something about Mary… and it’s a penis.

These pictures were taken yesterday as Cameron Diaz and her boy toy Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice. Even though I really loved Cameron Diaz in the Shrek movies, I don’t like her decision of becoming an ogre in real life too. Seriously, with those arms she could jerk off a rhino. Must just be the HGH side effects she is getting from swallowing all of A-Rod’s spunk.

Guess her feeding A-Rod popcorn during the Super Bowl was less about her being a cute love-monkey to her boyfriend and more about her stuffing food into her submissive date’s mouth. “I don’t care if you don’t want any effing popcorn… you’ll eat popcorn when I stuff it in your piehole and LIKE IT. Now dance for me… DANCE! God I’ve gotta shave my back again. Damn it!”

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Cameron Diaz soaking wet in black bikini

I want to know how it’s possible for Cameron Diaz to be so consistently hot. It’s really not fair. You see other actresses/models her age slowly losing their looks, but not Cameron. Her body is still incredible. I know some people will argue she has no ass, but she never has, so that doesn’t really count. I think what I like most about Cameron is that she looks like she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with. She may not be able to keep a boyfriend, but one has to believe a girl like Cameron wants to play the field without being tied down to one guy. I like that. She doesn’t need a man at her side to be happy. I think that’s sexy in and of itself.

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Cameron Diaz Goes Paddling in a Bikini While in Mexico

Here’s Cameron Diaz yesterday afternoon paddling and wearing a bikini in Cabo in Mexico, because there hasn’t been enough shots of practically middle-aged women attempting to stay young and relevant by doing the tamest of all surfing based sports. I know I should be aroused by the shots of her bending over on that board, but all I keep thinking about is that crazy scene in Vanilla Sky. You know, the one where Tom Cruise doesn’t try to make out with Kurt Russell in his mind. That shit was crazy.

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Cameron Diaz’s Hotness Makes A Run For It

Is it just me or is Cameron Diaz looking pretty damn good all of a sudden? I thought she was banging A-Rod, that would turn anyone into a rotten mess. Anyhow, here she is out in her tight white tank top and sexy boots making a break for her car. I get the feeling that somewhere out there is a really lonely pitcher of water with nothing to do. Does that joke make sense? The pitcher of water would be much happier poured all over Cameron’s top. It worked better in my head… I’m keeping it.

   
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Tom Cruise Terrorizes Japanese Children

Tom Cruise was in Tokyo, Japan earlier today to eat the souls of unfortunate heathen children and collect their thetans for his army of intergalactic space aliens. That and to attend the Japanese premiere of his new movie “Knight and Day” alongside Cameron Diaz.

Normally I’m not a fan of screaming little kids in sugar induced rage fits, but when their screams are aimed at Tom Cruise they have every reason to want to perform Seppuku on themselves.

Speaking of Tom, do you think he cracks a corny joke every time he sets his Bugatti Veyron on cruise control. Because he should, he so totally should.

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A-Rod wants to bang The Joker

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OK! magazine is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has hooked up with Cameron Diaz and that the couple made their first public appearance during the Super Bowl weekend festivities in Miami during which Cameron was drunk and shaking her ass at A-Rod.

Having thought about this, the only plausible conclusion is that A-Rod’s penis is like a world traveler who still wants to visit god-forsaken places on earth like Uganda or Burma even if malaria or ethnic militia will most likely end up killing him. And so, after satisfying his curiosity on how it would feel like to sleep with a vengeful gargoyle (Madonna) and a boy without being legally persecuted (Kate Hudson) now he wants to see what it must be like to be with someone who can stretch their lips all the way into their ear canal and yell “HELLLLLOOOOO GOTHAM!!! I just wanted to introduce myself. I am The Joker and I would love to bring everyone in this sad forsaken city miles of smiles. So hello goodbye you’re all gonna die!”, right before they orgasm.

Via OK!:

Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz and baseball player A-Rod – who has been single since he split with Kate Hudson in December – were at the CAA Party in Miami when they began flirting.

The 34-year-old New York Yankees player was sitting on a couch beside Cameron as she “was dancing by herself” before moving her gyrating body towards him.

A fellow reveller told OK! magazine: “Katie and Cameron were getting along great. They were having a great time.”

At one point the blonde beauty – who was “tipsy” and being very “fun and flirty” – began “grinding on ‘A-Rod’”.

 

Leighton Meester:Hollywood’s version of the Sumo wrestler at the MTV Movie Awards

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Leighton Meester was really iching to show flesh at the MTV Movie Awards and since she’s not an A student at the Mammarian department, she went for buttcheeks instead…because as long as she showed no crack, no one would accuse her of putting her ass out on display. Too bad all we could think of was a piece of toilet paper stuck on her behind…

Also check out Cameron Diaz reminding us once again that she and her hair comb don’t get along very well and Lauren Conrad doing her best to look like Stevie Nicks in her overly done make-up (which by the way makes her look a decade older), hair extensions and puffy 80’s flower disaster of a dress (which by the way is supposed to be the trend of the season if you check out Megan Fox, Kristen Bell and Hayden Panattiere…all devout followers of THE PUFF). We also caught Ashley Tisdale leaving her house on her way to the event looking sexy in her shiny outfit (except for the shoes…can’t imagine why anyone would want their feet to look like they were on a grill for an hour after they take them off).