George Clooney at the exact moment he realized Stacy Keibler will soon want marriage too. Don’t worry, somebody had an oxygen tank handy, so all’s good.
Who wants to see Amanda Seyfried bend to pick up poo?
That’s Hugh Jackman’s 55-year old wife and no he hasn’t cheated on it. He’s a saint.
Some Joe Manganiello for the ladies?
SJP shouldn’t hire nannies that are better looking than her. Wait. That’s pretty much impossible, unless the carriage horses working in Central Park are applying for a job, so scratch that.
Salma Hayek should know better than to cover those with padded pasties.
Serena Williams walking alone in a short skirt at night puts the fear in my groin.
Mick Jagger’s girlfriend is a giant. Or Dustin Hoffman is a midgit.
Sofia Vergara sends us her best from Mexico. But why so much clothing, Sofia? It’s Los Cabos!
Candice Swaynepoel has put on weight to stay with Victoria’s Secret. Can’t you tell?










