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Natalie Portman Had No Idea That Full-Time Mothers ‘Work’

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Natalie Portman was 30 years old with a high-profiled career and loads of travel under her belt when she welcomed son Aleph in 2011. However, she admits that she had no idea that being a mother was “work.” Instead, she had some rather problematic assumptions about motherhood.

“I love being a mum, but it’s much more intensive work than being an actress – going to work feels like you’ve got a day off,” the actress reveals. “Not that I want a day off from being a mum, it’s just perhaps I had this impression before that mums don’t work. But they work more than anyone.”

 

 

Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

Today’s extra catch consists of Courtney Stodden, Brandy, Una Healy,Michelle Hunziker, Tara Reid, Caitin O’Connor, Gena Lee Nolin, Olivia Holt, Cher Lloyd, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, Christine Woods, Darby Stanchfield, Meredith Monroe, Peta Murgatoyd, Maddie Hasson, Sasha Pieterse, Jennette McCurdy, Stephanie Jacobsen, Jackie Cruz, Jacqueline Bracamontes, Eva Mendes.

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No Hair, Don’t Care: 11 Female Celebrities Who Look Fabulous With A Buzz Cut

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Who says you have to have a head full of hair (or weave) to make it in Hollywood? These beauties went with the buzz cuts and knocked the look out the park.


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Natalie Portman & Her Swimming Sweetie

*EXCLUSIVE* Natalie Portman takes Aleph for his first swimming class

Natalie Portman took Aleph, 2, to his swimming class in Studio City, Calif. on Thursday (August 22). The lesson was held at a private residence.

In movie news the actress has been replaced in the upcoming William Shakespeare’s Macbeth.

Instead Marion Cotillard will take over the lead role of Lady Macbeth. However Portman will be seen in Thor: The Dark World alongside Chris Hemsworth.

She’s also set to direct. In July it was reported that she is traveling to Israel in September to scout locations for A Tale of Love and Darkness. The film is based on the 2002 memoir of Israeli author Amos Oz. Shooting is planned for January 2014.

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Natalie Portman Lunches With Her Lad

Natalie Portman & Family Out For Lunch In Venice

Academy Award-winning actress Natalie Portman was photographed with husband Benjamin Millepied and their 2-year-old son Aleph in Venice, Calif. on Saturday (August 17). The trio lunched at the Gjelina restaurant and were later seen spending time with friends.

We just spotted the family of three shopping in Los Feliz last month.

The actress, 32, and her ballet dancer hubby, 36, are reportedly planning to relocate to Paris later this year.

The French choreographer, a former principal dancer with the New York City Ballet, is set to start his new position as director of the Paris Opera Ballet in October 2014.

Natalie has two Terrence Malick films due for release – Knight Of Cups and an untitled drama about the Texas music scene.

And watch for the upcoming release of Thor: The Dark World, a sequel to the 2011 superhero movie, costarring Chris Hemsworth.

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Natalie Portman: All Smiles With Son Aleph

Semi-Exclusive... Natalie Portman Takes Aleph To A Community Center

Black Swan star Natalie Portman was photographed with her son Aleph, 2 next month, in Los Feliz, Calif. on Monday (May 6). The Academy Award-winning actress was all smiles as she toted her tot outside a Jewish community center.

Papa, ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied, was not spotted with the adorable duo.

According to the Huffington Post, Natalie has signed on to star in the role of Lady Macbeth in the upcoming cinematic adaptation of William Shakespeare‘s Macbeth.

Reportedly, she will star opposite Michael Fassbender in the title role.

The actress is also currently filming an untitled Terrence Malick project and Thor: The Dark World, a sequel to the 2011 superhero movie with Chris Hemsworth.

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Natalie Portman & Aleph: Whale Watchers

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied take Aleph Whale Watching

Academy Award-winning actress Natalie Portman was photographed with husband Benjamin Millepied and their 1 1/2-year-old son Aleph in Santa Barbara, Calif. on Sunday (February 17). Joined by family, the trio boarded the Condor Express to watch the whales out at sea.

The Portman-Millepieds are enjoying west coast living before their big move to Paris, France in the near future. Benjamin was recently named as the new director of the Paris Opera Ballet, starting in October 2014.

Benjamin, 35, is a former principal dancer with the New York City Ballet who left in 2011 to create his own dance company in Los Angeles, L.A. Dance Project. 

Meanwhile, Natalie will light up the big screen in Knight of Cups due for release later this year.

She is also currently filming an untitled Terrence Malick project and Thor: The Dark World, a sequel to the 2011 superhero movie with Chris Hemsworth.

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Natalie Portman is hot hot hot.

Natalie Portman shows off her new, much lighter locks in these photos from the set of the Untitled Terrence Malick Project as she shoots scenes with Michael Fassbender in Austin, Texas and I have to admit, I’m really liking the look. Of course, it’s hard to pay much attention to her hair when she’s wearing pants like this ones. Natalie is a beautiful, talented, intelligent young woman and I absolutely can’t wait for this film. I adore Natalie (obviously), Michael Fassbender and Terrence Malick so to me, this project has win written all over it. As much as I love Michael, I have to admit that Natalie is the real star of these photos. She looks gorgeous. I was already bubbling over with excitement for this movie. I may explode with anticipation now.

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Natalie Portman is freaking adorable.

There aren’t many women in the entertainment industry that can pull of cute while still being sexy but Natalie Portman is most definitely one of those women. Those big beautiful eyes of hers absolutely melt my heart. What I like about Natalie most though is that she’s a woman with a brain. So many women in Hollywood feel they have to hide their intellect but Natalie doesn’t and I find that extremely appealing. Natalie doesn’t hide anything about herself to try to boost her career. She is who she is and she lets her genuine talent speak for itself. I absolutely love her in every possible way and these pictures? Fantastic.

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On Set photos of Natalie Portman in Texas.

I enjoy Natalie Portman. She’s just such an unusual sort of celebrity. She’s one of those women that really seems to have everything going for her. She’s beautiful, talented, unique and intelligent. She’s not afraid to tackle smaller, lower budget projects but also doesn’t seem to be against more high budget films either. One gets the impression Natalie does movies she wants to do instead of doing movies that will put more money in her bank account. I both respect and admire that. Plus, she’s smart. There’s nothing sexier, to me anyway, than a woman with intellect. Here on set in Texas, Natalie is showing off a completely different kind of look and I love that. While the style is clearly for the movie, I think it really works for her. This is a woman who can play anything, and I love that about her. I’m not sure what movie these photos are from but I am sure I want to see it.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.09.2011)

Oh no, Mickey Rourke is putting more stuff into his face again. That thing’s about to implode any minute now.

“Help!! This man told me he will pull my endocrine system out if I didn’t play nice in the sand!!!” 67 year-old Garey Busey with his one-year old son at the park. Wait, someone actually had sex with Garey Busey???

Hilary Duff shows us the delicate way to scoop up a tiny dog when you have a pregnant uterus getting in the way.

This lovely lady is Hugh Grant’s baby mama after a one-night stand. Nice to see he’s matured and is now into wholesome, God-loving women.

Elin Nordegren’s quads scare me.

Leann Rimes is making it a habit of going to the airport in see-through tops.

Why doesn’t Penelope Cruz get it? We will only watch her movies if there is an abundance of cleavage in it.

Natalie Portman doing the noble thing and trying to get rid of that baby fat.

Freida Pinto looking hot at the Immortals premiere.

Tom Brady has to keep reminding himself he’s banging Gisele Bundchen.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.24.2011)

Pretty sure Elastigirl didn’t wear Spanx over her suit.

Ashley Tisdale and Elle MacPherson in a bikini.

Dennis Quaid’s stomach is a confusing synergy of dough and muscle. At least his wife’s hot.

Taylor Armstrong drunk as a bat. That’s one way of dealing with getting fired from Desperate Housewives.

Jenny McCarthy also drunk and stained. Reason unknown.

Lea Michelle’s cleavage at the JLo concert.

Natalie Portman is still a mess four months post-pregnancy.

Demi Moore is officially a walking corpse. Who drinks green vomit.

Are Billy Bob Thorton’s sons a bit weird or is it just me?

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Lindsay Lohan is Still a Crazy Bitch

A few days before Lindsay Lohan became a fiendish criminal under house arrest, she showed her boob during a rooftop Miami photoshoot which was paid by Plum Magazine (pictures below). Well now Plum finally got around to printing the LiLo edition of its magazine, but since Lindsay flaked on the promised interview, writer Jacquelynn Powers wrote about Lindsay’s diva behavior instead.

“As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.’ And it was done.” She drank wine, even when discussing her sobriety, and was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister… or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.” She said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan.” She overstayed her welcome at nightclubs and, eventually, the entire trip: “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave… It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours—not pretty.”

Probably for the best she didn’t do the interview, it was worth it. Lindsay’s much better in observation than she is in conversation.

Oh then there is that hilarity that Lindsay is actually complaining that Natalie Portman’s role in Black Swan should have gone to her because she took ballet for a really long time…Wait, actually Lindsay Lohan has spent the better part of her adult life acting as the physical embodiment of her own darkest impulses, so yeah, maybe she would have been perfect for it.

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Natalie Portman Gave Birth to a Boy

The envy of men everywhere, a small male has just spent some time in Natalie Portman’s vagina. He was on his way out, though. Yes, Portman has given birth to a baby boy, presumably in New York, presumably with her dancing fiance, Benjamin Millipede, by her side. A name hasn’t been confirmed, but some rumors suggest that as Natalie lay in her hospital bed, near fainting, she whispered “Luke…” as the boy was taken away by the nurses.

Another name that is currently a strong contender with the bookies is “Vladimir Soft Shoe Hotsy-Totsy Pants”. Future LORD OF THE DANCE! But for now, the current lord of the dance is busy celebrating his new baby boy in the streets:

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2011 Academy Award Winners & Pictures

The winners of last night’s Academy Awards were perhaps the most predictable in the ceremony’s history. so if you couldn’t sit through four hours of stars thanking their agents and reading corny jokes from a teleprompter here’s who went home with little gold men, and who’s getting a serious pay hike.

Best Picture
The King’s Speech

Best Actor
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

Best Actress
Natalie Portman (duh), Black Swan

Best Director
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech

Best Supporting Actress
Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter

Best Adapted Screenplay
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Best Screenplay
David Seidler, The King’s Speech

Best Foreign Language Film
In Another World (Denmark)

Best Animated Feature
Toy Story 3

Best Music (Original Score)
Trent freaking Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network

Best Documentary Feature
Inside Job

Best Song
Randy Newman, “We Belong Together” from Toy Story 3

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Hugh Jackman Eats 6,000 Calories a Day

Hugh Jackman is now eating the equivalent of his sons’s body mass every day, and judging by the kid he’s eating all of his son’s food too  Hugh Jackman is currently consuming 6,000 calories a day to bulk up for the next Wolverine movie directed by non-other than Darren Aronofsky. Darren practically forced Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to eat only Oxygen and the occasional snot bubble to get those ballerina bodies they had in Black Swan, and now he’s doing pretty much the exact opposite to Hugh.

He currently weighs 210 lbs., which is 20 lbs. more than last time he played Wolverine. To eat this much, he regularly consumes whole chickens. Sometimes he unhinges his jaws and eats three or four starving starlets all at once. Two birds, one stone: Hugh gets jacked, and the female cast of 90210 finally gets down to 0 lbs., because they have ceased to exist! Likewise, I have long believed that we should feed the homeless to the hungry, thereby solving two world problems at once.

Hearing this news most of America went “Huh, 6,000 calories a day? Pffft, that’s an average McDonalds breakfast for us”. Aronofsky probably should have just saved time and hired Khloe Kardashian. Or Kirstie Alley.

 

Sofia Vergara at the SAG Awards and the List of Winners

The Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards were last night and the only pictures worthy of posting are those of Sofia Vergara in a cleavage revealing blue dress (which you can find at the bottom of this post). I imagine there are straight women or gay men who look at her and ponder the possibilit­ies. She has the appeal of Monroe, Russell and Taylor. She is Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch. Yes, she is worthy of adoration.  She’s an idol of voluptuous design.

The complete list of recipients of the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards® was as follows:

MOVIES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
COLIN FIRTH / King George VI – “THE KING’S SPEECH” (The Weinstein Company)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
NATALIE PORTMAN / Nina Sayers – “BLACK SWAN” (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
CHRISTIAN BALE / Dicky Eklund – “THE FIGHTER” (Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
MELISSA LEO / Alice Ward – “THE FIGHTER” (Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

THE KING’S SPEECH (The Weinstein Company)

ANTHONY ANDREWS / Stanley Baldwin
HELENA BONHAM CARTER / Queen Elizabeth
JENNIFER EHLE / Myrtle Logue
COLIN FIRTH / King George VI
MICHAEL GAMBON / King George V
DEREK JACOBI / Archbishop Cosmo Lang
GUY PEARCE / King Edward VIII
GEOFFREY RUSH / Lionel Logue
TIMOTHY SPALL / Winston Churchill

PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
AL PACINO / Jack Kevorkian – “YOU DON’T KNOW JACK” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
CLAIRE DANES / Temple Grandin – “TEMPLE GRANDIN” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
STEVE BUSCEMI / Nucky Thompson – “BOARDWALK EMPIRE” (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
JULIANNA MARGULIES / Alicia Florrick – “THE GOOD WIFE” (CBS)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy – “30 ROCK” (NBC)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
BETTY WHITE / Elka Ostrovsky – “HOT IN CLEVELAND” (TV Land)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

BOARDWALK EMPIRE (HBO)

GREG ANTONACCI / Johnny Torrio
STEVE BUSCEMI / Nucky Thompson
DABNEY COLEMAN / Commodore Louis Kaestner
PAZ DE LA HUERTA / Lucy Danzinger
STEPHEN GRAHAM / Al Capone
ANTHONY LACIURA / Eddie Kessler
KELLY MACDONALD / Margaret Schroeder
GRETCHEN MOL / Gillian Darmody
ALEKSA PALLADINO / Angela Darmody
VINCENT PIAZZA / Lucky Luciano
MICHAEL PITT / Jimmy Darmody
MICHAEL SHANNON / Agent Nelson Van Alden
PAUL SPARKS / Mickey Doyle
MICHAEL STUHLBARG / Arnold Rothstein
ERIK WEINER / Agent Sebso
SHEA WHIGHAM / Sheriff Elias Thompson

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

MODERN FAMILY (ABC)

JULIE BOWEN / Claire Dunphy
TY BURRELL / Phil Dunphy
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON / Mitchell Pritchett
NOLAN GOULD / Luke Dunphy
SARAH HYLAND / Haley Dunphy
ED O’NEILL / Jay Pritchett
RICO RODRIGUEZ / Manny Delgado
ERIC STONESTREET / Cameron Tucker
SOFIA VERGARA / Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
ARIEL WINTER / Alex Dunphy

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And the 2011 Oscar Nominees are…

Hollywood’s most important morning is here, with the naming of the 2011 Academy Award nominees. Will Dinner for Schmucks get nominated for Pest Picture. Will Miley Cyrus be recognized for The Last Song or M. Night Shyamalan for The Last Airbender? Find out below!

Best Picture
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The Kids Are All Right
The King’s Speech
127 Hours
The Social Network
Toy Story 3
True Grit
Winter’s Bone

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
John Hawkes, Winter’s Bone
Jeremy Renner, The Town
Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right
Geoffery Rush, The King’s Speech

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Jacki Weaver, Animal Kingdom

Best Actor
Javier Bardem, Biutiful
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jessie Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours

Best Actress
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

Best Director
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
David O. Russell, The Fighter
Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
David Fincher, The Social Network
Joel Coen/Ethan Coen, True Grit

Best Screenplay — Adapted
Danny Boyle and Simon Beaufoy, 127 Hours
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Michael Arndt, Toy Story 3
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, True Grit
Debra Granik and Anne Roselini, Winter’s Bone

Best Screenplay — Original
Mike Leigh, Another Year
Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy and Eric Johnson, The Fighter
Christopher Nolan, Inception
Lisa Cholodenko and Stuart Blumberg, The Kids Are All Right
David Seidler, The King’s Speech

Best Foreign Language Film
Biutiful (Mexico)
Dogtooth (Greece)
In a Better World (Denmark)
Incendies (Canada)
Outside the Law (Algeria)

Best Animated Feature
How to Train your Dragon
The Illusionist
Toy Story 3

Best Documentary
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Gasland
Inside Job
Restrepo
Waste Land

Here are my thoughts:

They need to cut the number of best picture nominees in half. Some of the pictures listed including the Kids are Alright don’t belong in that category. While it may be excellent Lifetime fare, it is mediocre theatrical melodrama. The Golden Globes pretty much acknowledged it. The movie doesn’t have a single laugh line, but it was in the “Comedy or Musical”, i.e., “Not serious”, category.

Oh and Toy Story 3 in the Best Picture category? For one, it’s already in the Best Animated category which should be enough, and for another, no f%$king sequel to a sequel should ever be in the Best Picture category. Hrumph!

Apart from that, the nominations I was expecting are all there and Natalie Portman will probably get her first Oscar.

Oh, and Dinner for Schmucks was ROBBED!

 

Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes

Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps.

Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
The Kids Are All Right

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Glee

Best Director – Motion Picture
David Fincher, The Social Network

Cecil B. DeMille Award
Robert De Niro

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Laura Linney, The Big C

Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World (Denmark)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, Glee

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack

Best Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” Burlesque, written by Diane Warren

Best Television Series – Drama
Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Colfer, Glee

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Carlos

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, The Fighter

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Natalie Portman is Topless for Dior

I had you at topless didn’t I? But don’t be fooled (even though that was completely my intention) you don’t get to see any of Natalie’s bare naked titties, for she is covering them up with her annoying swan wings hands.

This photo for Miss Dior Cherie perfume was taken pre-pregnancy and I’m thankful she decided to do a perfume ad, because really, how else would I remember Natalie even existed if not for this ad. It’s not like she’s in three different movies all coming out within weeks of one and other. Oh and it’s not like she has another big blockbuster coming out this summer. Oh and it’s not like she’s pregnant causing the world to talk about that nonstop. Oh and it’s not like she just got engaged. Oh and it’s definitely not like she is up for every award known to man. So really, if it weren’t for this ad, I would have completely forgot about Natalie.

 

Kate Hudson Has a Baby in Her Belly

Well, I guess we know how famous people have been spending their time during the recent spates of shiteous weather. Making babies, intentionally or not. Not so long ago it was Natalie Portman then just this week Khloe Kardashian got pregnant, then Marion Cotillard, then Owen Wilson…well not him, his girlfriend Jade Duell. If that wasn’t enough Kate Hudson has got herself knocked up too.

According to Us Magazine:

A source confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday, that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby.
“It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source reveals to Us.

It’s good that Kate is “embracing” the news, but one day I’d like to see a public announcement more like “Celeb X begrudgingly confirms her pregnancy with many deep sighs; she is willing, but not eager, to gain some weight and give up smoking and drinking for a few months.”

Oh and yes, the father is THAT Matthew Bellamy, as in the singer from Muse, who I used to think was a cool British rocker who played piano like a boss and sang like nobody’s business. I never thought he was capable of dating such a seemingly vapid, untalented woman. I hope I’ll be able to listen to Muse now without remembering the horror that was Bride Wars.

But did you know Kate’s step-mother was “Shirley” from “Laverne & Shirley” BAM! This story just got ten times more interesting… which still ain’t much.

 

Natalie Portman Reveals That Lesbian Sex is a Great Crowd Pleaser

So how do you get all the boys and girls to come see your movie about a schizophrenic girl with mommy and social issues dance a bit of ballet? Lesbian sex my friend, some good old vag on vag action. That is according to Natalie Portman anyways, when asked about her movie Black Swan. Mind you it was a tongue-in-cheek statemen,t but this is one of those comments where the intended humor is much less obvious when you are reading it as opposed to hearing it.

“Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie. I remember them being like ‘How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that”

Confession: I would have seen this movie anyways since I dig Darren Aronofsky, but finding out it had a lesbian sex scene involving Natalie Portman AND Mina Kunis upped my incentive to see it ten fold. So you hit the nail on the head about this dyke, Natalie.

I was also just happy to see a lesbian scene that actually semi-graphically depicted a lesbian sex act. Most lesbian scenes in movies involve women kissing and rolling around and vague under the cover touching, which leads to lots of “Exactly how do girls have sex with each other?” questions. An answer to which you just can’t really get in porn, unless lesbians really do only go for the double ended anal dildos and anal beads the size of baseballs. Humm, just realised that most lesbian porn involves a lot more anal play than vaginal… odd.

Lesbians however, reported that unicorn on unicorn sex scenes was what drew them to see movies.

 

Natalie Portman engaged and expecting!

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Here’s another cheerful news to keep your moods bright throughout this holiday season. Natalie Portman is officially engaged to choreographer Benjamin Millepied. And the icing on the cake is... she’s pregnant with her first child! Now, this clears the mystery surrounding her drool-inducing cleavage at the premiere of Black Swan.

People reports,

Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.

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Natalie Portman is Pregnant and Engaged

Boo! Natalie Portman will never be mine or your girlfriend, because she got her self knocked up (Maybe with twins? Maybe a boy and a girl? Here come Luke and Leia…) and engaged to ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied, who she met while shooting Black Swan. Wait what… since when can humans procreate with millipedes­?

Naa I jest, “Mille pied” actually means “thousand feet” in French, so I kind of get the sense this is a stage name and his real name is like.. Bejamin Fartelheimsburg. If it’s a real name, then it’s an insane coincidence that he’s a dancer. Like someone who’s name is Smith working as a blacksmith. OK I’m getting way off topic, where was I? Ahh yes, Natalie being preggors…

The people over at People have spoken:

Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.

The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.

The actress, 29, will next be seen in the romantic comedy, No Strings Attached, costarring Ashton Kutcher.

This will be the first child for the actress who is due in 2011.

So I guess Natalie wasn’t only letting Mila Kunis munch on her vagina during the filming of Black Swan, but also letting some ballet dude get his willy all up in her thing.

This is really going to mess up her choices for an Oscar Dress. Bjork’s much-maligned dress may get a second chance.

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The Scene Where Mila Kunis Goes Down on Natalie Portman in Black Swan

So Black Swan is a movie about swans and ballet or some other shit like that, I don’t really know, nor do I really need to because everyone is raving about it for one reason and one reason only. Mila Kunis munching on Natalie Portman’s vagina. A scene that can be seen here below and what a sight to behold it is. I was moved to tears. No doubt the director re-shot this scene over 20 times before calling it a wrap and waltzing to the trailer to explode all over the walls.

Anyways watch the scene and then thank me for just saveing you $12.

Actually, I heard this movie was incredible, so you should probably actually go see it.

EDIT: Every video we find keeps getting pulled down by the men in black. So here are some screen caps from the scene courtesy of Egotastic! The pics really don’t do the video justice, but oh well, if what ever video source we are using above isn’t working for you at the moment then this will just have to do:

 

Natalie Portman Strips Off Her Dress, Down to a Garter Belt

Natalie Portman shows some skin in the new film, ‘Black Swan,’ and she’s taking it off for art again. In what is a very odd little video she start in a formal dress and gloves and slowly strips down to just a silk shirt and a garter belt in this video for The New York Times Magazine.

The video is one of 14 different speech-less, classical musical-scored, Solve Sundsbo-directed minifilms, appropriately titled ’14 Actors Acting,’ that the magazine included as a digital component to its ‘Hollywood Issue.’ Also included: James Franco, kissing himself; Jesse Eisenberg, firing a gun; and Matt Damon, screaming in anger.

As for the Natalie video a huge MEH is in order. There isn’t a damn sexy moment in it, a video which could, and SHOULD have been so, so much more. I mean seriously, a garter belt… yet our pants remain untightened. Not good enough!

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Cleavage Battle: Natalie Portman VS Jennifer Lopez

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Two beautiful babes with totally different body structures trying to outperform each other in this gorgeous cleavage battle. Check out Natalie Portman and Jennifer Lopez at their best. Lopez resorting to a body-hugging short dress at the Boys & Girls Club of America event and Natalie donning a strapless black gown at the premiere of her new movie Black Swan. Although Lopez clearly has a natural advantage here, Natalie has done a commendable job of mustering some drool-inducing cleavage. Check out more pics in the gallery after the jump and pick your winner.
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Natalie Portman in a Thong in the Your Highness Trailer

Your Highness Trailer

When it was originally announced that Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel would be starring in a comedic action/adventure fantasy set in medieval times, it immediately went straight to the top of my “films to watch for” list. BUT HOLY SHIT BATMAN, Natalie Portman just made it go to the “films to jerk off to right now” list, for she strips down to an awesome thong and not only does her ass look stunning, the trailer looks pretty damn funny.

In fact that ass motivates me to be a better person. It makes me want to go back to school. It makes me want to get a better job. It makes me want to quit drinking and smoking. It makes me want to run for president someday. It makes me want to have sex with Natalie Portman.

Check out the thongtastic trailer right here:

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