Thank God these images of Justin Bieber getting bloodied were fake! I was so concerned for her. No woman deserves to be beat, no matter how annoying she is. (You hear that Chris Brown?!) The photos were taken during a recent interview she gave to Complex.com, where she talked about her relationship with girlfriend, Selena Gomez.
I for one think young lesbian love is a beautiful thing and wish them both the best.
Sometimes you see a tattoo and think to yourself, “What were they thinking?” Apparently Rihanna was thinking of paying tribute to the late rapper, Tupac Shakur. I get it. What I don’t get is why across your knuckles? I think tattoos are sexy if done tastefully and if they are an extension of who you are…Thug Life across your knuckles Rihanna? Again, I don’t get it. I do love the “Shhhh…” tattoo.
Speaking of stupid, Chris Brown also has a slew of ridiculous tats, like the happy face on his back and the rest of the garbage he’s got randomly inked across his chest and arms. How does this guy even still have a career? I don’t care what you say, he’s nothing more than a Michael Jackson wanna be who likes to hit girls.
Anyways back to Rihanna, I hope you enjoy your knuckle tattoos when you’re 60. Just sayin. Ok, well I hope you enjoy her tats in the gallery below along with a few other stupid tattoos I found.
Chris Brown has an ugly past, we all know that. A lot of people despise him and you know what? I can’t blame them; they have plenty of reasons to hate him. But is there a big double standard? Just recently Russell Brand grabbed an iphone out of the hands of a paparazzo and fired it toward a local law firm, the phone ended up smashing through a window. But where is the outrage? Where are all the media sites talking about how much of a douche bag he is? And how his temper is out of control?
You won’t find many sites saying that. Instead, they are rolling on the floor over this tweet made by Russell Brand, “Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.” Some sites are calling him a “genius” and applauding him for standing up to the paparazzi, but I find that a little strange.
Chris Brown stole a woman’s phone for the same reason….he didn’t want his picture being taken. Brown was RIPPED for it, I’ll even admit to being apart of the ripping. I think what he did is wrong and I still think Chris Brown is a huge douche, but I also like to be fair. Where is the Russell Brand outrage? At least Chris Brown broke a window and stole a phone on completely different days. Russell managed to steal a phone and break a window within a matter of minutes!
Sure, he offered to pay for the window and he has never hit a lady (that we know of) but he still lost his temper. He still grabbed someone’s phone and smashed it through a window! Why isn’t he being questioned? Why is it that when Chris Brown stole a phone the media said that he was stupid and horrible, but when Russell Brand does the exact same thing…he is a hilarious hero? Really?
To me, they are both douchebags.
Have you ever went to dinner and decided to just wear a see-through top for no reason at all? No? Well, Rihanna did! She went out to eat in New York last night and showed a little too much and by a little too much, we mean just enough.
She went to eat at Da Silvano, it’s an Italian place and we’re sure each meatball costs about $75 each. But Rihanna probably received her meal for free with that outfit; I’d give her the keys to my house if she showed up at my door wearing that.
Rihanna has been in a lot of hot water recently. Her friends don’t like the fact that she is spending time with Chris Brown again and she seems to be in some sort of feud with Chris Brown’s current girlfriend. She certainly seems to love to be the “bad girl” but her former bishop doesn’t like it at all. Her former bishop from her hometown in Barbados said that he has been “praying” for her. “A lot of people have been praying for her and hoping that she will drop these bad habits” He told the sun.
Oh, boo-hoo! Don’t listen to him, Rihanna! Keep wearing those sexy outfits! We love them.
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Just when things start to look up for Chris Brown…they come crashing back down again. Chris Brown has been accused of angrily snatching a girl’s iPhone outside a nightclub in Miami this weekend — and taking off with it!
Miami Beach Police confirm that an incident report was filed and the Florida State Attorney’s Office is preparing a warrant for Brown’s arrest on suspicion of “robbery by sudden snatching.” Christal Spann is the woman who filed the police report. She claims that she followed Chris out of the nightclub early in the morning and snapped a picture of Chris getting into his Bentley. She told cops that Chris flipped out when he saw her camera phone — then grabbed it through the car window, saying: “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website.”
Really Chris? You’re going to risk going to jail again because someone took a picture of you? We always knew you were a douche, but we thought you at least had some common sense.
Brown is still on probation for the Rihanna beat down and if he’s arrested he could be thrown in jail on a probation violation. It’s also being reported that the L.A. District Attorney’s Office is aware of the robbery and they are waiting on the L.A. County Probation Dept. to recommend what action to take.
If officials determine the allegations are true, then his probation could be revoked and he could go to prison for 4 years!
Once you go brown, you can’t help but go another round. Apparently, Chris and Rihanna are really close to getting back together, but there is one thing standing in their way. Their friends! Sources close to the ex-couple told TMZ that their friends are desperately trying to keep them apart for their own good.
The source says that Rihanna is still head over heels for Chris Brown and if it wasn’t for the media and her fans, she would already be back together with him. And, even though Chris Brown has a girlfriend, it’s being reported that he still has very strong feelings for Rihanna. Sources say that Rihanna and Chris’ friends are “terrified” they’ll get back together and they are doing everything to stop them. They think it’s a terrible idea personally and professionally.
Here we go again, huh? I have to agree with the source, it is probably not a good idea. It’s especially not a good idea professionally, but what can you do? If they want to be together, then they are going to be together. Everyone seems to be forgetting that it is their life and they are adults. Would it be a mistake? Probably, but it’s a mistake they are obviously going to have to make…again.
I guess the ultimate question is…what can brown do for you?
So, if you watched the Grammys Sunday night, you probably saw a lot of Chris Brown. He performed twice and won an award. A lot of people were upset about this because of his troubled past (you know the whole beating Rihanna thing.) And, apparently country superstar Miranda Lambert was one of those angry people. On Monday she tweeted…
“Chris Brown twice? I don’t get it. He beat on a girl…Not cool that we act like that didn’t happen. He needs to listen to Gunpowder and lead and be put back in his place. Not at the Grammys.”
Clearly she is upset and I can see where she is coming from. However, it’s not fair to judge him for that one mistake for the rest of his life. There have been a lot of celebrities who have made horrible mistakes, but they are still welcomed to events. What about all the celebrities who have been arrested for drunk driving? Is that not just as bad? They could have killed someone with their stupidity, but they aren’t hated by Hollywood.
Let me be clear. I am not defending what Chris Brown did; I am defending the act of forgiveness. I am defending second chances. Sure, Chris Brown still seems like a huge douchebag, but as far as we know he hasn’t been beating up any women recently, so can we get off his back a little bit? I’m not saying you have to like him (I can’t stand the guy) but just give him a fair chance, or start shunning everyone who has ever made a mistake.
Which means Katy Perry shouldn’t have been allowed to perform. That blue hair was obviously a huge mistake.
Bruce Springsteen opened up the show
L.L. Cool J came out to host
Why? We don’t know.
There was a prayer for Whitney Houston
A very sad moment indeed
But the show must go on…
Lady Gaga had a net on her head
It was mildly amusing
And heavily confusing
Bruno Mars and his hair played a tune
Making all the girls in the audience swoon
Does anyone else think he is the perfect shade of brown?
Chris Brown told everyone to turn up the music
But all I wanted to do was turn it down.
Rihanna performed and tried to sell her sex
But when she started dancing she looked like a T-Rex
Foster the People murdered The Beach Boys
Taylor Swift continued to wonder why everyone is so mean
She received a standing ovation and put on her, “I’m so shocked” routine.
A Smurf came out and performed one of Katy Perry’s songs
The Band Perry was freaking creepy and their hair was just wrong
Glen Campbell
A true cowboy graced the stage
He still rocked the joint
And said a big “F**k You” to old age.
Bon Iver won a well-deserved Grammy
Jennifer Hudson showed off her beautiful voice
And everyone in the building rejoiced
Oh and before I say farewell
I should probably tell you about Adele
She won all six awards she was nominated for
Including album of the year
I am not sure how to end this poem
So I will just end it here.
According to a report from, ‘MediaTakeout.’ Rihanna and Chris Brown are recording a song together. They were spotted yesterday coming out from the same recording studio. The source claims that the song is about friendship and working through problems and not about love.
Well, isn’t that sweet? I should probably go find that bully who knocked me out in 6th grade and ask him if wants to record a song together. We’ll call it, “Middle School Blues.”
Before all you Chris Brownies (or whatever they are called) come after me and call me a hater, you should know that I am just kidding. If this report is true, then good for them! Hopefully Chris Brown is turning a corner and maybe we have seen the last of, ‘Chris Brown the Douchebag.’ I don’t think that will happen because that douchebagness stuff is hard to wash off, but anything is possible!
Let’s just all hope that this duet is slightly less annoying than Chris Brown’s duet with, ‘Jordin Sparks.’ That song still keeps me up at night.
Just three years ago Chris Brown’s career was on life support when he assaulted his then-girlfriend Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party. Now, just three years later he is scheduled to perform at the Grammys. Is this a story of redemption? Or the story of one very lucky guy?
Chris Brown may want everyone to stop talking about the 2009 incident, but has he really learned from it? Back in March of 2011 he shattered his dressing room window during a violent outburst after an interview on GMA with Robin Roberts. He was mad because he was asked questions about what happened back in 2009. Does that sound like someone who has learned their lesson?
Don’t get me wrong, I get where he is coming from. At some point you would like to move on, but this wasn’t some small thing. He really beat Rihanna; it wasn’t just a little push. Plus he is a celebrity; he is going to be asked about stuff like this. Why does he feel like he should be exempt from ever talking about it again? He should talk about it. He should talk about it so he can raise awareness. Maybe if he talked about his story more, it might keep someone from doing the same thing.
But, I don’t get the feeling that he really has changed that much. Sure, he might be a nice guy when things are going his way, but what about the next time someone really makes him angry? Is he going to flip and beat the crap out of them? Can he control his temper? I don’t know. Perhaps, he really has changed, but how are we supposed to know if he has when he continues to show signs that he hasn’t?
Nonetheless, Chris Brown will perform Sunday. Guess who else will be performing? Rihanna. Let’s just hope this year has a better ending than three years ago.
I can’t stand this guy. Scratch that. I HATE this guy! Not only does he not feel remorseful after beating down a hotty like Rihanna, but the guy handles his shit like a 3rd grader. Recently, he got into one of his tantrums and terminated his twitter account because somebody had the nerve to ask him about his beat down on Rihanna on Twitter, which turned into Chris acting like the little punk that he is…
“I don’t say s**t to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! that s**t happened three years ago!” he wrote on his Twitter account.“I know alot of you wack @ss(OLD) celebrities probably wanna f**k my ex but talking s**t on me wont get u far,” continued.He then wrote: “And to be REALLY HONEST… yall wonder why n**ga spazzes all the time? Lol.”Another tweet read: “MY MUSIC DOESNT PROMOTE VIOLENCE nor will it ever! only thing it will increase is the pregnacy rate! (sic).”
Apparently, Chris couldn’t take the heat and he terminated his twitter account soon after. Good riddance, we just hope you stay off and crawl into a hole.
All this talk about Chris Brown just makes me want to look at Rihanna. Am I alone on this?
Vanessa Hudgens almost falls out at a Cirque Du Soleil event.
Elizabeth Hurley plays a hungry cougar on Gossip Girl.
Snooki lost 15lbs after a sensible diet comprising of Dina’s saliva and whatever sperm lay on the floor every time she fell down.
Kim Kardashian continues to pollute NYC with her fake happiness. Wait, this one was genuine, someone threw a 100 dollar bill at her.
Octomom and Amy Fisher will fight it out at celebrity fight club. We’re sure it will all go down with poise and dignity.
Charlie Sheen is allowed around his kids and Denise Richards is actually smiling. We’re begging you, Charlie, bring mayhem and meltdown back!!!
Chris Brown takes a tumble on stage and almost breaks his arm.
Jessica Simpson ate a few Mexicans before she left Los Cabos.
Lady with the alien-looking baby, what have you done with Alicia Silverstone??
Leann Rimes and her nipples felt the breeze yesterday. Must be that she only has 000.1% body fat to shield her from the cold.
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Rihanna responded to criticism of her decision to relax her restraining order against Chris Brown, saying, “You can never please people … That’s my decision…it doesn’t mean we’re getting married tomorrow. It doesn’t mean we’re gonna be in a relationship, or make up, or even talk ever again. It just means I didn’t want to object to the judge.” She added, “What he did to me was a personal thing. It had nothing to do with his career. Saying [he can't perform at awards show] definitely made it difficult for him. We don’t have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn’t want to make it more difficult for him professionally.”
Hear that Chris Brown, now is your chance for round two of the Rihanna beating, next time you are at the MTV awards together you can do this to her again, just as long as you don’t talk to her.
Chris Brown finally got around to apologizing for busting Good Morning America’s window, during a live appearance on BET’s 106 & Park yesterday. (Celebrities don’t actually have to speak to the people they are apologizing to. They just exhort their sorrow into the air, and assume the message will get to the intended listener eventually.)
“First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed with the way I acted.”
“A lot of people don’t know what went down, and obviously when I do shows or when I do interviews, we always send out a talking point sheet. As the interview proceeded, it was kinda thrown off. I was thrown off by it.”
“I felt like they told us this just so they could get us on the show so they can exploit me. So I took it very, very hard and I really kinda kept my composure throughout the whole interview, although you can see me upset, I kept my composure, I did my performance.”
“And when I got back [stage] I just let off steam. I didn’t physically hurt anyone, I didn’t try to hurt anyone, I just wanted to release the anger that I had inside me because I felt that I worked so hard for this music and I felt like people kept just trying to take it away from me.”
Chris, here’s a message from 99% of the population: F$#k off and feel free to choke on your own vomit, you woman beating, tantrum-throwing, whiny little bitch.
Exploitation or not, you can’t throw a chair through a window unless it’s to escape a life or death situation, you troglodytic mongoloid. Don’t like being asked about the time you beat a woman to pulp, Chris? Then go be Chris Brown, the floor mopper at the local porn shop or Chris Brown, the toll-taker at the Exit 6 toll plaza.
Chris Brown had a violent meltdown in his dressing room at Good Morning America after Robin Roberts asked about his domestic violence case, the legal repercussions of which are ongoing (Rihanna just dropped the restraining order) and which inspired his new album, F.A.M.E. (“Forgiving All My Enemies”).
According to TMZ:
Chris Brown exploded in rage behind the scenes at “Good Morning America” this morning … smashing a window and storming out without a shirt … Sources tell TMZ … and it was triggered by on-air questions about the Rihanna incident.
Brown performed and was interviewed by Robin Roberts when she began asking about (Rihanna).
Brown tried to redirect the questions to focus on his album — but Roberts continued to ask about (Rihanna).
…after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security.
…he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway.
…by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do.
Way to help put your history of violence behind you. What better way to quell rumors about your rage than to flip the f%$k out and throw a chair out a window in the middle of a teeming metropolis. Guess we should just be glad you didn’t start wailing on Robin Roberts on air?
After the rage, he tweeted, “I’m so over people bringing this past shit up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bullshit,” only to delete it moments later. At some point in the midst of this, Chris ripped his shirt off and exited the building with his nipples showing and tongue out.
Hey, at least he didn’t have his dick out.
So that’s what he used to beat up Rihanna with…
This is why you don’t send naked pictures to ex-girlfriend’s if you’re famous. Unless you’re Chris Brown and you have a new album coming out. The nude photo of Chris Brown briefly appeared on WorldStarHipHop.com over the weekend and reportedly show his blonde hair that he dyed just last week. The story is that they were meant for an “ex-girlfriend” yet ever so conveniently found it’s way online in time for the album release.
Sometimes you do things you regret, but what has been seen cannot be unseen. I really wish I hadn’t looked at Chris Brown’s penis. If you want to see the picture yourself, then click here. If you don’t, then don’t.
Two years after Rihanna was assaulted by Chris Brown, and last week, mere days after her restraining order against him was relaxed, Media Take Out published previously unseen evidence photographs of Rihanna’s bruised and battered face after she was assaulted by Chris Brown. Now “in the interest to providing you with ALL RELEVANT FACTS,” the site has posted a photo [seen above] of Chris taken that night. Supposedly they show that Rihanna “busted his lip,” and thank God, because now we know who the REAL victim was. All this time I thought it was the physically smaller woman who had her face punched repeatedly into the window and left to bleed out on the sidewalk, but that scratch on his lip tells a COMPLETELY different story. Clearly we should have had a candlelight vigil for Chris Brown’s recovery at the time.
These are the pictures Media Take Out released of Rihanna last week:
Rihanna’s lawyer says she’s agreed to have the restraining order keeping Chris Brown away from her dropped to level one, which means he could contact her as long as he doesn’t “annoy, molest, or harass her.” Chris’ lawyer had requested that the restraining order be dropped because it could create “a problem with awards shows.” Though Rihanna’s performing at the Grammys this weekend, she definitely won’t run into Chris, as he has a “previous commitment” and won’t be attending.
According to E! News:
Rihanna apparently has a lot of forgiveness in her heart.
Almost exactly two years after the horrific Grammy night assault on her by Chris Brown, the singer has agreed to allow the restraining order keeping him away from her to be softened, her lawyer, Donald Etra, tells E! News.
While Rihanna has requested that the order be dropped to a level one—meaning that they can have contact as long as Brown doesn’t annoy, molest or harass her—and Brown attorney Mark Geragos has been informed of her approval, Geragos still needs to go to court to have the order officially modified by a judge.
“Not to annoy, harass or molest her” you say? Sounds great, can I get a level one restraining order against the entire human population please? All other contact is acceptable.
Umm where to begin with this. Tremendous cockwagon Chris Brown is once again behaving like a splendiferous chode-wrangler. He’s recently taken to the Twitter to get in a fight with a former member of some band called B2K, an argument in which Brown used various anti-gay slurs, such as “dick in da booty ass lil boy.” Wait… a dick in the booty AND the ass? Get me Corbin Fisher on the horn, I have a new superstar for him!
Anyways it all started when Raz B, the former member of B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. Thus he tweeted his thoughts…
Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna
Which got Chris Browns fuming at the mouth and since he apparently knew that Raz had been molested by B2K’s manager at some point he tweeted back:
nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy.
Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won’t complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!
And that is when things got fun… Enter Raz’s brother, a guy who prefers YouTube over Twitter apparently, since he made this sophisticated video in defence of his brother:
Anyway, Brown has since apologized, saying “By the way, I love all my gay fans and this immature act is not targeted at you!” So take heart, little gays. His homo-hating slurs were not targeted at you, they were just targeted about you. Or something.
LONG STORY SHORT: Chris Browns is an annoying little fart-hustler.
Chris Brown has postponed the UK leg of his world tour after being denied a visa to enter the country. He had been due to kick off his tour in Glasgow tomorrow night.
Brown has been refused permission on the grounds of being guilty of a serious criminal offence, according to the UK’s Home Office (the equivalent of the U.S’ Immigration Dept).
Tour promoters SJM said the concerts had been ‘postponed’ and that dates to see the Run It! and Kiss Kiss singer would be rescheduled.
He was also due to perform in Birmingham, Manchester and London’s Hammersmith Apollo on Thursday, Friday, and Sunday respectively.
He is also due to play Ireland next Tuesday and Wednesday.
The Home Office said in a statement: ‘We reserve the right to refuse entry to the UK to anyone guilty of a serious criminal offence. Public safety is one of our primary concerns.
‘Each application to enter the UK is considered on its individual merits,” it added.
Brown submitted his visa application on June 1 and would have learned yesterday that it had been refused.
Tour promoters SJM said: ‘Due to unforeseen circumstances the Chris Brown UK tour… has unfortunately been postponed.
‘Ticket buyers should hold on to their tickets as there will be more news in the forthcoming days of possible rearranged dates.’
Go under the hood to watch the full 20/20 Rihanna interview. Good for Riri, a good look leaving that buster. Yeah, we said it, Chris Brown is a straight up coward and buster. SMH at some young sisters defending violence against women, most of them have had their a*ses socked up too and think beat downs are normal.
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The court has released the officer’s report from the night Chris Brown beat up Rihanna — describing the entire incident in graphic detail.
According to the report, cops responded to a “screaming woman” — and when they arrived, they noticed a “very upset and crying” Rihanna seated in the driver’s seat of a parked vehicle.
Rihanna told the officer she got into an argument with Chris Brown over something that had occurred at an event they were at earlier in the evening.
“The victim said she became enraged and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard on the passenger side of the car they were in. She reported that the defendant then pulled the vehicle over and reached over her with his right hand. He opened the car door and tried to force the victim out.”
According to the report, Brown was unable to shove Rihanna out of the car because she was wearing a seatbelt.
The report continues, “When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. ”
“The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving.”
“As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand.”
Rihanna told cops the “assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car.”
Rihanna told cops after Brown “stopped his first assault .. she looked in the mirror and saw her eye beginning to swell.
[Brown] looked at [Rihanna] and said ‘I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’”
Rihanna told police she tried to call her personal assistant, but she didn’t pick up — but Rihanna says she “pretended to talk, saying, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.’”
Rihanna says she pulled the act “because she did not want to get beat anymore.”
But after Rihanna’s fake phone conversation, she claims Brown “looked at [Rihanna] and said, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!”
Rihanna told cops that Brown unleashed a second wave of punches, “during which time [Rihanna] interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face.” He continued to punch her on her left arm, which caused a contusion on her left tricep.
At that point Rihanna tried texting her assistant. Brown threw the phone out of the car, stopped the vehicle and Rihanna then tried opening her door to get out, but Brown sped off and the door shut with Rihanna inside.
Brown placed Rihanna in a headlock while he drove, then bit her on her left ear. The car eventually stopped and Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition, and Brown began to punch her again in the face and arms. He placed her in a headlock and started applying pressure to her carotid artery. She couldn’t breathe and began to lose consciousness. She tried freeing herself, and Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
Rihanna took off her shoe and tried breaking the passenger window, and he continued to punch her.
Eventually, Brown got out of the car. Rihanna opened the door and continued screaming. Brown began punching her again. He got back in the car and screamed “Where are my f***ing keys?” He got out, looked for the keys in vain, and when he could not find them removed several CDs and walked away.
Officers were called and observed numerous contusions and abrasions to Rihanna’s face and forehead, as well as bruising on her left arm. There were other injuries as well.
Investigators determined Brown was wearing a large ring on his right hand which caused several of Rihanna’s injuries.
Source: TMZ
The judge will issue a protective order … staying away from Rihanna. He must provide DNA samples as requested by authorities.
He must complete a 52 week domestic violence program sponsored by the Commonwealth Catholic Charities.
Brown must personally come to court every 3 months during his probation. The first appearance will be November 19.
Brown must perform 180 days of community labor. He must also pay $2,500 in restitution. He’ll have to pay another $2,500 in probation expenses. He must also pay a $30 criminal conviction fee –BARGAIN! He must also pay $400 that goes into a domestic violence fund.
Chris Brown and Keri Hilson were filming a music video last Thursday night. Maybe I added the black eye and the missing teeth, I’m just not over the whole Rihanna story yet. Maybe on the next post!
Photo: Ramey
Chris Brown might have avoided a spell in jail after he pleaded guilty to assaulting his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, but he will have to do with a Rihanna double for the next few years and perhaps a few stolen glances at the MTV Music Awards.
His lawyer Mark Geragos made a plea bargain just hours before his ex was due to testify in court in Los Angeles, meaning she didn’t have to take the stand.
Brown, 20, was ordered to serve 6 months hard labour in his home state of Virginia and told he must stay at least 50 yards away from Rihanna for the next five years (although the limit is reduced to 10 yards for any public events).
He will also serve five years probation for felony assault, and his progress with be monitored by the court at regular three-month intervals.
The singer was also made to enrol in a domestic violence counselling program.
Brown also lost some key rights, which included: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and now has limitations on travel.
Brown will return to court on August 5.
Outside court, Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County District Attorney, told reporters Brown’s plea deal was “similar to those in other cases where defendants are charged with this type of felony, and its a first-time offence.”
Rihanna is tasting blood, and she likes the taste of it. According to a pal of hers, she believes her own nude photos were leaked by Chris Brown and his team to humiliate her, and she wants to return the favour.
“She says she’s going to release her own photos of Chris. She has less-than-flattering nude pics of him that she plans on leaking. Rihanna says he’ll be really embarrassed,” Rihanna’s pal told Star Magazine (out June 7). We’re assuming this means his penis is like a shrimp after it’s boiled.
But it gets worse. Rihanna is already spreading the word (always according to her “friend) that Chris was crappy in bed, a sexual novice and that she had to teach him everything he now knows. “She’s going to ruin his sexy image”, the pal added.
According to the same source, when Rihanna found out about her own naked pictures leaked, she went apeshit and threatened to burn the house down…literally.
So it seems like the final whistle has been blown by the referee in the Rihanna-Chris Brown game. As per latest reports, Rihanna’s lawyer has revealed that the singer will most likely testify at Chris Brown’s preliminary hearing on June 22. The hearing will decide whether there is enough evidence to continue the case against Brown.
AP reports,
Rihanna is among the witnesses whom prosecutors plan to call during a hearing in Chris Brown’s assault case, an attorney said Thursday. Donald Etra, Rihanna’s lawyer, told reporters that prosecutors have told him the Barbados-born singer will receive a subpoena to testify at a preliminary hearing June 22.
The hearing will focus on whether there is enough evidence to continue the case against Brown. Etra said Rihanna will comply with the order. It would mark her first appearance in court since felony assault and criminal threats charges were filed against Brown in March. If she is called to testify, the 21-year-old singer would be subject to cross-examination by Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos.