Guy Ritchie has finally moved on from creatures who crawl out of their mausoleums at night to bench press army tanks and on to a 21-year old supermodel who will keep him young by virtue of her breasts still being alive…and mainly vein free. Said supermodel is Slovakian Michaela Kocianová and the two met when Guy Ritchie was directing her in a perfume campaign for Christian Dior alongside Jude Law. Now, we haven’t seen the final product, but we’re willing to bet that by the end of it Michaela’s breasts were fused with Jude Law’s chin…and his mustache…and his balding spots. Ok, so she pretty much overtook his entire head. See? He’s making better movies as we speak.
