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Christina Aguilera Debuts Baby Bump

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Expectant mama Christina Aguilera debuted her barely-there baby bump via Instagram Thursday.

“Baby loves NYC,” the Grammy Award-winning singer, 33, captioned the shot alongside her fiancé Matt Rutler.

Later that same day, the engaged couple were all smiles while strolling in the Big Apple. Walking arm-in-arm, the happy couple kept cozy in coats while enjoying the afternoon together.

The pair, who have been dating since 2010, were engaged in February. News of their baby on-the-way broke last month as well.

The baby will join big brother Max — Christina’s son with ex-husband Jordan Bratman.

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Christina Aguilera: Blossoming In Beverly Hills

*EXCLUSIVE* Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Matt Rutler pay a visit to the doctor

A pregnant Christina Aguilera was seen arriving for a doctor’s appointment at Triangle Medical Plaza in Beverly Hills, Calif. last week. Her fiancé Matthew Rutler also was there with her. The singer’s growing belly could be seen under her unbuttoned shirt.

Last month on Valentine’s Day Aguilera – who has 6-year-old Max - tweeted a photo of her engagement ring. She wrote: “He asked and I said…”

News of her pregnancy was revealed by Matt’s mom Kathleen.

She told  In Touch, “I don’t know what their plans are (of meaning East). But when you have a baby, you’re not planning on moving anywhere anytime soon!”

The Voice judge was supposed to perform a concert this weekend at the Kuala Lumpur Twin Towers. However it was canceled by the sponsor Petronas to show  “a sign of respect to the families and next-of-kin of the crew and passengers of flight MH370″.

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Christina Aguilera Is “Happy” About Being Pregnant Again

Well, I guess that explains the engagement announcement on Valentine’s Day. Can we say shotgun? Christina Aguilera is having a another baby, this time with her boyfriend. Xtina has a six year old boy, Max, with her former husband Jordan Bratman. “They’re very much in love and are really excited to take this next step!” [...]
 

Christina Aguilera Expecting Baby No. 2

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Update: PEOPLE confirms that Christina Aguilera is expecting her second child.

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Did Christina Aguilera’s future mother-in-law just announce her second pregnancy?

Kathleen Rutler, mother of the pop star’s fiancé Matt Rutler, was hinting of a future grandbaby with In Touch. “[I've] been sort of told not to say anything,” she said.

In terms of a move to the East coast, Rutler said “I don’t know what their plans are. But when you have a baby, you’re not planning on moving anywhere anytime soon!”

The possible grandma-to-be went on to gush about her future daughter-in-law.

“We love Christina,” she gushed. “She’s a Rutler.”

The Voice coach and her ex-husband Jordan Bratman are parents to 6-year-old son Max.

What do you think? Did grandma accidentally spill the beans?

 

Famously-Dimply: A Gallery Of Beloved Celebrity Women With Cellulite

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With every God-given talent or physical gift, comes a humbling imperfection like ugly feet, struggly teeth or unsightly cellulite. Believe it or not, some women actually embrace their dimply legs, thighs and booty cheeks while others pay thousands to have their cellulite removed only to resurface weeks later.

Here’s a photo gallery of beloved celebrity women with cellulite. Take a look.


 

Christina Aguilera Looks Amazing

A lot of people gave Christina Aguilera a hard time about her weight for a long time and I don’t think that’s fair at all. She was a little larger than she used to be for a long time but I always thought she was super sexy – one of the sexiest women in the entertainment industry, in my opinion. It is nice to see her slimming down and toning up again though. She just looks a bit healthier and a bit happier. For me though, Christina’s appeal has never solely been about her looks. I’ve been a huge fan of this lady’s voice since I was a teenager and that has never changed. It’s nice to see her back with Adam Levine and the gang again for The Voice. She was always one of my favorite coaches although I have to admit, I really did like Shakira a lot. All the same, Christina looks incredible in these photos. She’s a beautiful woman with a ton of talent.

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Christina Aguilera: Family Beach Day

*EXCLUSIVE* Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman reunite with Max at a Beach Birthday Party

Christina Aguilera reunited with her ex-husband Jordan Bratman to take their son Max to a birthday party at the beach in Venice, Calif. on Sunday (August 11). It’s been awhile since we’ve seen the former couple together.

Later on the singer took Max, 5, to have dinner with her boyfriend Matt Rutler.

The Voice coach has a new slimmer figure these days.

She recently said, “I’m the type of person that I cannot live in front of a camera 24 hours a day. I have to take breaks and stay connected with myself, and I think it’s important so that you can then be your best on-camera and find your own happiness with it.”

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Christina Aguilera Has Really Slimmed Down

I have always found Christina Aguilera extremely beautiful, regardless of her size. I thought she was beautiful when she was smaller. I thought she was beautiful when she was bigger. I think she’s beautiful now that she’s somewhere in between. I am a firm believer that beauty comes in all sizes and I think Christina is a great example of that. In these photos taken at LAX, Christina is definitely showing off a trimmer physique but she’s not doing it in a trashy way. Sometimes when a woman loses weight, she feels the need to really flaunt her slimmer body – especially in the entertainment industry but Christina doesn’t appear to have that need. I’ve always liked Christina is more casual clothes. We see so much of her all glammed up. It’s nice to see that she can keep it simple too.

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Christina Aguilera loves Halloween and it shows.

Christina Aguilera is by far one of my favorite pop musicians. Her voice is killer and I think she’s absolutely beautiful. It’s hard to believe this is the same woman from back in the “Dirrrty” days. Yes, there’s more to her than there was back then but I couldn’t care less. Neither could she. This is a woman who owns her body and loves who she is. I love her confidence. This is the kind of woman who can shrug off the criticism her new, fuller figure gets, slip into something short and sexy for Halloween and not just tell the world she doesn’t care what people say but show them as well. So far this year, Christina’s costume is my favorite this year – dramatic, over the top and sexy. This is a woman who knows how to do Halloween.

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Christina Aguilera at the George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony

I love Christina Aguilera. When I was growing up, I listened to Christina’s songs on repeat, floored by her incredibly voice. While she’s had her share of ups and downs in her career, I have never stopped being a huge fan of everything she does. Here at the George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington DC, Christina tones down her usually over the top look and opts for something a little more appropriate for the occasion. While the dress may be a little low cut, it’s still very classy and stylish. I mostly love her makeup here. She’s gone for a far more subdued look and I really enjoy it. This woman is beautiful, skinny or curvy. I adore her and I will miss her terribly next season on “The Voice”.

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Christina Aguilera owns her curves.

I’m not always a huge fan of how “made up” Christina Aguilera looks most of the time but I also recognize that’s the look she wants and I have to give her credit for going with it. This is a woman who knows who she is and what she wants and I respect that endlessly. I’m not a huge fan of her new single but like to many of her other singles, it’s really starting to grow on me. I’m excited for her new work. I’m going to miss her next season on “The Voice” (if I decide to tune in) because I think the show really needs her personality but I have high hopes for Shakira and apparently, “The Voice” is willing to let Christina come back down the road when her schedule is a little less hectic. I look forward to that.

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Usher and Shakira Joining “The Voice”?

Christina Aguilera and CeeLo Green are on their way out and Usher and Shakira are on their way in…at least for one season. Christina and CeeLo have announced that they will be taking a break from The Voice next spring during the 4th season of the show. Usher and Shakira have agreed to come on and keep their seats warm until they return in season five, which both have said they are planning on doing.

Christina will be taking a break from the show because she will be going on the road to promote her new album, and CeeLo will be developing new music and working on a sitcom based on his life for NBC.

“As I have expressed since day one of the show…I am a singer and performer first and I am so excited to get back to that love.” Christina said in a statement.

Blake Shelton and Adam Levine will still be on the show during season four, so they’ll be able to show the new judges the ropes. The Voice is currently airing its third season on NBC and it looks like it’s still going strong; it even managed to beat out The X Factor’s season premiere in the ratings department.

I don’t normally watch any of these singing competitions, but I can promise you that I’ll be watching The Voice next season for obvious reasons…or reason; Shakira! She is definitely an improvement on Christina Aguilera. shakira ush voice

 

Christina Aguilera showing off her curves.

I am a huge Christina Aguilera fan. She has one of the most incredible voices in the music industry today – a total powerhouse. Somehow though, no one seems willing to focus on her music these days. Everything is all about how muuch weight she’s gained. What a shame. While I’m not loving these pictures as much as I’d like to, that has nothing to do with Christina’s body and everything to do with her hair. Sorry Christina – just not a good look for you. These pictures from the set of her new music video do hit the mark in at least one respect – they make me super excited for a new music from my favorite pop singer. Can’t wait!

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Tom Parker (The Wanted) Says Britney Spears is Boring!

‘The Wanted’ have been making headlines a lot recently and not because of their music. They’ve been making headlines because of their harsh words towards Christina Aguilera and now Britney Spears.

The Wanted’s Tom Parker told the UK’s TOTP magazine that meeting Britney Spears left him yawning.
“Britney’s beautiful and a nice girl, but when we met her, I expected her to have more personality.” Parker said. He also talked about how he feels bad for her because of everything she has been through the past five years.

This comes just two months after the group called Christina Aguilera a bitch. Tom was the one behind that attack, as well. “She might not be a bitch in real life but to us she was a bitch. She just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.” he said during a radio interview.

Making fun of Christina Aguilera is one thing (everyone does it) but calling out Britney Spears? They might have gone too far with that one. We don’t think they understand how much Britney is liked over here in America. You say one bad thing about Britney and her army comes after you in full force. Tom Parker (The Wanted) Says Britney Spears is Boring! Tom Parker (The Wanted) Says Britney Spears is Boring! Tom Parker (The Wanted) Says Britney Spears is Boring!

 

The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch!

The British Boy band, ‘The Wanted’ has finally said what everyone else has been thinking for a few years now. The band performed on, ‘The Voice’ recently and talked about meeting Christina Aguilera, “She is a total bitch. She might not be a total bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch…she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.” Tony Parker said.

“She was quite rude. I mean who does that?” Siva Kaneswaran added. Max George even called Christina “scary.” Making it clear that they do not like Christina at all. The band was also asked to compare their time on The Voice with their recent appearance on American Idol, “J. Lo’s hot, Christina’s nothing special.” Max George said.

Finally! Finally someone had the guts to call out Christina for the bitch she is. We think she is just insecure because of all the weight she has gained. She is just so defensive because she knows that she has let herself go. It’s sad really. A diet and some jumping jacks could really change her life. The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch! The Wanted: Christina Aguilera is a total Bitch!

 

Christina Aguilera’s Slutty Performance on ‘The Voice’

Did you watch, ‘The Voice’ last night? If you didn’t, consider yourself lucky. Why? Because Christina Aguilera performed, ‘Fighter’ on stage and it was disgusting! Her ugly breasts were popping out of her outfit and her fat ass was jiggling everywhere.

If you are brave enough to watch the video…then click on the link below…

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A Response to Christina Aguilera

A few days ago I wrote a pretty harsh article towards Christina Aguilera. I even called her, “disgusting.” However, if you read the article I think I explained why I thought she was disgusting in a polite manner. Well, now Christina is fighting back at the critics (like me) and she had a lot to say. Let’s take a look at some of her quotes… ‘Being too thin. Being bigger. I’ve been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. It’s noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loves my body. My son is healthy and happy, so that’s all that matters to me.’ ‘When I worked on Burlesque, I lost so much weight that I was too skinny.’ ‘I happen to be very confident in my own skin. It takes time to get to that place, but it’s all about embracing yourself and your body.’ Now, all of that is just fine! If she is happy, it doesn’t matter what some blogger on the internet says. But, I just want to clarify on why I still think she is disgusting and why she shouldn’t be comfortable wearing some of clothes she wears. I am not hating on her just because she has gained weight, I mean there are some “curvy” ladies that are really hot. I am not against having a few pounds on you, but what I am against is chubby women dressing like they’re still skinny. That is exactly what Christina Aguilera does, and it just doesn’t look right. I mean why go braless when you know your breasts have been through hell and back? It just doesn’t make any sense. Why can’t you class it up? If you weren’t shoving your unattractive breasts at us everyday, maybe you would be a little more attractive. It’s like that one housewife who still refuses to grow up, you know? And, every time the mailman comes by she is out watering her lawn, in an old pair of daisy dukes. But, they look horrible and don’t fit, so they’re more like a pair of daisy nukes. You know what I am talking about? You know.
 

Christina Aguilera is Disgusting!

I made a post about a month or so ago, and it was about how disgusting Christina Aguilera and her boobs were. Well, now I am making another one because there are even more disgusting pictures of her boobs. The pictures below were taken while she was promoting the second season of, “The Voice.” but what Christina really needed was, “The Bra.” I mean it is bad enough when chubby chicks wear tight clothing, but it’s even worse when they think people want to see their saggy ass tits. Christina, you are not hot anymore! You are no longer, “Dirty.” Wait, I take that back, you are completely dirty, just in a completely different way. It doesn’t annoy me that she has gotten chubby, it happens. Who cares? It annoys me that she obviously still thinks she has some sort of sex appeal. I blame all the guys out there that say, “I’d still hit it.” Stop saying that! You are giving her false hope. Look at those sad pathetic breasts. They are crying out for help. You know why they are sagging down? THEY’RE HIDING! They’re trying to tell her to stop showing them off because they are not what they used to be anymore. Please, Christina…just stop showing those things.
 

Christina Aguilera Wants to Get Married FAST!

News is slow this weekend, so we are going to talk about Christina Aguilera. Apparently she is in a big rush to get married. In Touch Weekly is reporting the following… “Christina Aguilera is so anxious to marry boyfriend Matthew Rutler that she’s preparing to pop the question herself. Indeed, Christina 30, has not been shy about telling friends and family that she and her beau are definitely getting married. According to friends of the couple, “She makes jokes about him proposing all the time in front of him. He gets a little embarrassed, but it’s obvious they’ve talked about it. It’s coming soon. She wants to start over and thinks that asking him to marry her is the way to start.” Oh, no! Don’t do it Matthew! Those girls that are so eager to get married are always the ones you DO NOT want to marry, especially ones who are getting sloppier by the minute! They want to lock someone up before they fully let themselves go, you see how that works, Matthew? Do not get locked up in something you will eventually hate! That is basically what marriage is, anyway. You get married and you wait to see which one can’t take it anymore. It’s like survivor. You are just trying to outlast your partner.
 

Adam Levine vs. Christina Aguilera?

Rumor has it that there’s a feud between Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera. We heard they were having an argument at the AMAs rehearsal.  Is it true? Maybe it was just a mild discussion. Or perhaps the two aren’t really in good terms. However, sources say Xtina pulled off a diva attitude after the Maroon 5 hottie tried to give her a hug by pushing him away and storming out. I could imagine her ramping away on her snotty heels, if she was wearing heels, that is.

Levine’s rep denies anything like that happened. Xtina’s rep hasn’t spoken at all. What’s the real with these two? A blooming love affair with lover’s quarrel? Or am I just thinking too much?

If ever it’s true, please don’t mind her, Adam. She may have a massive chest, yet there are hotter babes in Hollywood who deserve an equally gorgeous guy’s attention. Check out Jennifer Lopez. After all, she is effin’ single!

 

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts

Last night the AMAs took place and it was filled with bad music, awkward acceptance speeches and Christina Aguilera’s breasts! Yeah, that is right; Christina’s breasts were out in full glory! I mean they were glowing, glistening and huge. There were moments where those puppies almost fell out!

But, wait just a minute, hold your excitement. This is not the same Christina who made you drool in the music video for, ‘Dirrty.’ This Christina is new, usually new is a good thing, but in this case it is very bad and bloated. In fact, I think we have past the point of calling her bloated, people are usually only bloated for a small period of time, you know? There is hope they will lighten up! Christina is past that point; she is just plain fa….overweight. So, now that you know what she has become the first part of the article doesn’t sound so appealing, huh?

I will let you be the judge…

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I think the one lesson we can all learn out of this is that if you are overweight, you are not allowed to dress slutty! It just brings sadness to those you love.

 

Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.

Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.

Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.

Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.

Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.

Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.

Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.

Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?

Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!

Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.

Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.

And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.

Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles.

Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be working really well.

Sophie Monk has not had her morning coffee yet.

Miranda Kerr’s almost gave us a supermodel crotch-sighting. Almost.

Mariah Carey’s twins are white??

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to France. Does he not know she will demand a ring and the right to birth his children after this?

Rosie Huntington and her see-through corset top.

Courtney Love is her usual ethereal self.

Sinead O’Connor’s lesbiantry has served her well over the years.

Liev Schreiber is the very essence of manliness.

Patrick Swayze’s wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.13.2011)

Kelly Clarkson is turning into a man.

Carla Bruni’s belly has reached epic proportions.

Olivia Munn and Tatum O’Neil strip down for the stripper movie Magic Mike. This one’s going to be a magical movie, isn’t it.

Madonna should know better. Bell bottoms don’t flatter an ewok’s figure.

Is Hillary Swank starting to suffer from flab-ass-itis?

Demi Moore takes time from Asthton Kutcher’s wondering penis to model for Ann Taylor.

Julia Robert’s 43-year old knees are holding up pretty well.

Lady Gaga is wearing a fancy garbage bag.

This has got to be the bottom for Christina Aguilera. Someone, just bring down that hatch and end this.

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Christina Aguilera camel toe pics

I already know the comments that are coming on these pictures. Christina Aguilera’s fat. She needs to lose weight – blah, blah, blah. I don’t care. I don’t care how many pictures of her come out where she looks chubby or drunk off her ass. I love Christina and I think she’s absolutely gorgeous. Besides, looking back at some of music’s truly great vocalists, most of them haven’t been on the lower side of the scale and Christina is truly a great vocalist. While I’m not crazy over ‘Bionic’ her voice is still just as strong and powerful as ever and as long as that remains true, I will remain a fan.

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Remember When Christina Aguilera Was Hot? Oh How Times Have Changed

Here is Christina Aguilera and her boy toy Matthew Rutler heading into Darby nightclub in New York City this weekend, and by the looks of things, the genie took his wishes back.

I remember way back, when I was the only one saying that no good could come of the affair between Pia Zadora and Howard the Duck. Well, who’s laughing now, world?

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I’m taking a stand on this one. I don’t care what she forgot the words to and where. I don’t care how much weight she’s gained. I don’t care what a drunken mess she’s become. Christina Aguilera still has one of the best voices in the business and I absolutely adore her. Aside from that, a few extra pounds or not, I still think she’s gorgeous. I love the sort of old Hollywood glamor feel she’s going for and I think she pulls it off – when she’s not falling down drunk, that is. I hope she pulls herself together. I can’t wait to see her on “The Voice”.

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Gays Honor Christina Aguilera & Her Boobs With a Walk of Fame Star

Christina Aguilera and her huge boobs were honored with the very first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last night despite not being gay and clearly having engaged in heterosexual intercourse, hence her baby. But sure, honoring a straight woman on the gay walk of fame may seem odd, but we have to ease into these things. Giving the first star to a woman who looks like a man in drag is just the first baby step.

Somewhere Lady Gaga is throwing a temper tantrum “My managers manufactured my whole fake career around you retarded faggots, the least you could do is give me a Star”.

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“Intimate” Pictures of Christina Aguilera are for Sale

The following news story is best read while pretending it’s from 8 years ago, when Christina was hot.

“Hundreds” of “highly intimate” photographs of Christina Aguliera are for sale after someone found a digital storage card in a French hotel. The pictures – some of which were taken in September of last year, at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico – show Xtina hanging out with naked male strippers; simulating oral sex on a dude holding a sex toy; making out with boyfriend Matthew Rulter; lying in bed with Matthew Rutler; dancing on a tables, etc. Oh! And one photograph is of “Aguilera mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana at a theme park.” Christina is such a tease. you would think after a baby and a marriage she would have the guts to perform real oral sex on someone.

The folks at Radar have seen the images, and say that there are also shots of Aguilera posing before and after makeup. Nothing really shocking, and mostly, what you’d expect from any rich 30-year-old pop star who’d recorded a song called “Dirrty.” The right thing to do would be to return the memory card to Xtina, but do we really think that’s going to happen?

P.S. Had anyone asked me what she’s storing in her cheeks in these pictures below, I would have guessed “steak”. But now, after writing about this story, I think it’s steak and a chocolate-covered banana. Oh, and semen.

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Christina Aguilera’s Chauffeur Doesn’t Like What He Sees

While photos of Christina Aguilera making out with Matthew Rutler have been grabbing all the headlines, the unsung hero in all of this is the poor chauffeur who had front row tickets to the sticky bout of tonsil hockey. As the horror slowly dawns upon him, the contortions of his face are amazing.

Poor guy though, he knows anything within a 10-yard radius of when Christina Aguilera opens her mouth needs to get tested and disinfected.

 

Christina Aguilera and Her Boyfriend Got Arrested

Early this morning, Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler was arrested for DUI. He was pulled over by police after they saw him “driving erratically.” Christina, who was in the passenger seat, was so drunk that she “was not capable of taking care of herself.”

Christina was released after passing a sobriety test around 7 a.m. Police say she won’t be prosecuted, and thus her mug shot won’t be released. However, E! managed to obtain a copy anyway:

Rutler was released on $5,000 bail later in the day.

But more importantly, The Funnywoman’s 2011 award goes to Pink after she tweeted:

“Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina – didn’t everyone think i was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!

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Christina Aguilera Fell Onstage at the Grammys

If a tree falls in the forest… can it hit the high notes?

Apparently blowing the National Anthem last week just wasn’t enough drama for Christina Aguilera, she also managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance yesterday. Well by fall we really mean she stumbled, but that just doesn’t have the same ring to it, and we love to kick someone when they are down.

Christina performed in a tribute to R&B legend Aretha Franklin with four other singers on Sunday. She executed the song “Ain’t No Way” without any hiccups, but when she was leaving the stage, she fell down — literally. It’s shot from afar and towards the end of the song, but it’s there. Squint and then squirm.

In other Grammy news, Jennifer Hudson lost 80 pounds…… But apparently, Christina found them.

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Christina Aguilera Officially Hates America

Sooo, Christina Aguilera just re-wrote the National Anthem at last night’s Super Bowl and somewhere in a cave in Afghanistan, huddled around a black and white 13″ TV, a half-dozen Jihadists put down their goat ribs, nachos and MGDs (and possibly WMDs, who knows?) to high-five each other.

Christina Aguilera decided to take some poetic liberty with the lyrics to the Star-Spangled Banner during Super Bowl XLV, penning the new line, “what so proudly we watched at the Twilight’s last reaming” instead of “o’er the ramparts we watched.” Apparently the National Anthem is a song about watching as holes are bored through glittery vampires.

It’s bad enough when singers feel compelled to re-interpret how the National Anthem should be sung. Apparently now the lyrics are open to interpretation as well.

But hey, at least she apologized…

“I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

Xtina I am really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish but Whitney Houston sang the best national anthem of all time…of all time…

 

Christina Aguilera leaked private photos

Attention all celebrities – this is an important message from the writers here at HQ-Celebrity. Stop taking you freakin’ clothes off, taking pictures of yourself with your clothes off and expecting them not to hit the damn internet. They will hit the internet. It’s just the law of reason, folks. And hey, since we all know you’re not going to learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before you, can you please do us all a favor and stop whining about the leaks when they happen. You should know better. Christina Aguilera is the latest victim of the stupidity bug that seems to render hot female celebs completely incapable of making smart decisions. There private photos never stay private. Of course, one has to think that in this case, that’s what was expected. I mean, it’s Christina Aguilera. Being hot and half naked boosted her career before. The main difference between then and now is back then she was super hot and people actually cared about seeing her naked. Now it’s all old news. The girl still looks hot though and her voice is still one of the best in the business. What she needs to do now is stop focusing on slutting it up and start focusing on making music people actually want to listen to. Put your clothes on and hit the studio, lady.

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Christina Aguilera Admits Her Private Sexy Pics Were Stolen by a Hacker

Christina Aguilera has admitted she fell prey to a nefarious computer hacker who had tits on his mind. Christina Aguilera confirmed and released a statement about the picture scandal we posted yesterday (Linky link) which just happens to coincide with her sexy naked moving picture Burlesque, descent from the A-list, and post-divorce rumspringa.

Aguilera’s publicist says a nefarious computer hacker stole the pictures, which were “taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.” Has the world no respect for the sacred bond between a star and her stylist? It’s the priest-penitent relationship for celebrity idolators. Apparently the pictures are from April 2010, around the time Xtina shot her catastrophic Not Myself Tonight video. Christina’s publicist says they nefarious hacker will be punished.

NOTE: All refrences in this story of a “hacker”, we actually mean Christina’s “publicist”. And by “leaked” we mean “willingly handed over to TMZ”… Thanks for the peep show and all Xtina. But no matter how many “leaked” photos of you we get, we won’t be buying your albums. No matter how wide you spread your vagina wings.

 

Very Revealing Photos of Christina Aguilera Leak Online

Christina Aguilera is the latest and greatest to be sharing her walk-in-closet half-nakedness with the world via the ever reliable ‘anonymous friend’ taking a picture they promise will never be seen. Well normally we celebrate these type of events but this one has kinda bummed us out. Not only is there no naughty bits nudity in these pictures (that Marilyn calendar in the background comes close though) but they also show that without makeup Christina Aguilera looks a little like a young (and obviously drugged) Courtney Love, and as such will make you throw up in your mouth a  little.

We did learn something new today though, that Christina works part time in a shoe shop.

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Christina Aguilera at American Music Awards

I want to like these pictures. I really do. I want to like them because I love Christina Aguilera. There was a time when I thought she was the one pop star that was really going to go the distance but several albums with low sales figures, I can’t help but think I may have been wrong. Don’t get me wrong, I still love the girl, but I’m starting to get worried she can’t compete with the younger stars. And then comes this performance. Her voice is as great as it always has been, but when pictures come out and immediately start pregnancy rumors, it’s time to worry. I like her fuller figure. It beats the super skinny pop stars we’re used to but what I don’t like is the pounds of makeup. These days, she looks like she’s trying to hard and that’s a sin. She has more vocal talent than most of her competition combined. She needs to let her voice shine and stop relying on theatrics. The other pop stars need all that to compensate for a genuine lack of talent. Christina just doesn’t need it.

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Christina Aguilera Gets a Hollywood Star

Look who received her Star on the Hollywood Boulevard this afternoon, Christina Aguilera in full-on pork mode. Well at least her body double did… Snooki wearing a bleached wig.

You just gotta love the trashy, self-entitled hooker wearing a cross, and pretty much showing her beaver. Guess she must have divorced her stylist too.  Plus, couldn’t she have given her mom a few bucks for a new outfit for the “special occasion”? That special occasion being that she finally decided to cough up the $30,000 to get the star, since ANYONE can get one of these stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as long as they pay.

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Christina Aguilera’s Single Cleavage Comes Out

I think that now that Christina Aguilera is single again, I’ve got an new found attraction towards her. Not because I think I’ve got a chance with her, although I am quite handsome, but because she’s out there in sexy little outfits getting noticed and I like it. Married women are the worst, they never tart it up anymore, all they do is talk about their kids or about wanting kids… So lame. Single girls like Christina with their boobs hanging out are the way to go. Enjoy.

   
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Christina Aguilera is a ‘good girl’


Here’s Christina Aguilera flaunting some of her “good girl” traits as she performs I Am A Good Girl in her new movie, Burlesque. Whether or not she’s actually a good girl is a matter of extensive debate, but there’s no doubt about the quality of this video clip. It’s totally hot! Now just hit the play button without wasting a single moment. Love you, Christina!

Best moment: Totally hot!