The British Boy band, ‘The Wanted’ has finally said what everyone else has been thinking for a few years now. The band performed on, ‘The Voice’ recently and talked about meeting Christina Aguilera, “She is a total bitch. She might not be a total bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch…she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.” Tony Parker said.
“She was quite rude. I mean who does that?” Siva Kaneswaran added. Max George even called Christina “scary.” Making it clear that they do not like Christina at all. The band was also asked to compare their time on The Voice with their recent appearance on American Idol, “J. Lo’s hot, Christina’s nothing special.” Max George said.
Finally! Finally someone had the guts to call out Christina for the bitch she is. We think she is just insecure because of all the weight she has gained. She is just so defensive because she knows that she has let herself go. It’s sad really. A diet and some jumping jacks could really change her life.
Did you watch, ‘The Voice’ last night? If you didn’t, consider yourself lucky. Why? Because Christina Aguilera performed, ‘Fighter’ on stage and it was disgusting! Her ugly breasts were popping out of her outfit and her fat ass was jiggling everywhere.
If you are brave enough to watch the video…then click on the link below…
A few days ago I wrote a pretty harsh article towards Christina Aguilera. I even called her, “disgusting.” However, if you read the article I think I explained why I thought she was disgusting in a polite manner. Well, now Christina is fighting back at the critics (like me) and she had a lot to say. Let’s take a look at some of her quotes… ‘Being too thin. Being bigger. I’ve been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. It’s noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loves my body. My son is healthy and happy, so that’s all that matters to me.’ ‘When I worked on Burlesque, I lost so much weight that I was too skinny.’ ‘I happen to be very confident in my own skin. It takes time to get to that place, but it’s all about embracing yourself and your body.’ Now, all of that is just fine! If she is happy, it doesn’t matter what some blogger on the internet says. But, I just want to clarify on why I still think she is disgusting and why she shouldn’t be comfortable wearing some of clothes she wears. I am not hating on her just because she has gained weight, I mean there are some “curvy” ladies that are really hot. I am not against having a few pounds on you, but what I am against is chubby women dressing like they’re still skinny. That is exactly what Christina Aguilera does, and it just doesn’t look right. I mean why go braless when you know your breasts have been through hell and back? It just doesn’t make any sense. Why can’t you class it up? If you weren’t shoving your unattractive breasts at us everyday, maybe you would be a little more attractive. It’s like that one housewife who still refuses to grow up, you know? And, every time the mailman comes by she is out watering her lawn, in an old pair of daisy dukes. But, they look horrible and don’t fit, so they’re more like a pair of daisy nukes. You know what I am talking about? You know.
I made a post about a month or so ago, and it was about how disgusting Christina Aguilera and her boobs were. Well, now I am making another one because there are even more disgusting pictures of her boobs. The pictures below were taken while she was promoting the second season of, “The Voice.” but what Christina really needed was, “The Bra.” I mean it is bad enough when chubby chicks wear tight clothing, but it’s even worse when they think people want to see their saggy ass tits. Christina, you are not hot anymore! You are no longer, “Dirty.” Wait, I take that back, you are completely dirty, just in a completely different way. It doesn’t annoy me that she has gotten chubby, it happens. Who cares? It annoys me that she obviously still thinks she has some sort of sex appeal. I blame all the guys out there that say, “I’d still hit it.” Stop saying that! You are giving her false hope. Look at those sad pathetic breasts. They are crying out for help. You know why they are sagging down? THEY’RE HIDING! They’re trying to tell her to stop showing them off because they are not what they used to be anymore. Please, Christina…just stop showing those things.
News is slow this weekend, so we are going to talk about Christina Aguilera. Apparently she is in a big rush to get married. In Touch Weekly is reporting the following… “Christina Aguilera is so anxious to marry boyfriend Matthew Rutler that she’s preparing to pop the question herself. Indeed, Christina 30, has not been shy about telling friends and family that she and her beau are definitely getting married. According to friends of the couple, “She makes jokes about him proposing all the time in front of him. He gets a little embarrassed, but it’s obvious they’ve talked about it. It’s coming soon. She wants to start over and thinks that asking him to marry her is the way to start.” Oh, no! Don’t do it Matthew! Those girls that are so eager to get married are always the ones you DO NOT want to marry, especially ones who are getting sloppier by the minute! They want to lock someone up before they fully let themselves go, you see how that works, Matthew? Do not get locked up in something you will eventually hate! That is basically what marriage is, anyway. You get married and you wait to see which one can’t take it anymore. It’s like survivor. You are just trying to outlast your partner.
Rumor has it that there’s a feud between Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera. We heard they were having an argument at the AMAs rehearsal. Is it true? Maybe it was just a mild discussion. Or perhaps the two aren’t really in good terms. However, sources say Xtina pulled off a diva attitude after the Maroon 5 hottie tried to give her a hug by pushing him away and storming out. I could imagine her ramping away on her snotty heels, if she was wearing heels, that is.
Levine’s rep denies anything like that happened. Xtina’s rep hasn’t spoken at all. What’s the real with these two? A blooming love affair with lover’s quarrel? Or am I just thinking too much?
If ever it’s true, please don’t mind her, Adam. She may have a massive chest, yet there are hotter babes in Hollywood who deserve an equally gorgeous guy’s attention. Check out Jennifer Lopez. After all, she is effin’ single!
Last night the AMAs took place and it was filled with bad music, awkward acceptance speeches and Christina Aguilera’s breasts! Yeah, that is right; Christina’s breasts were out in full glory! I mean they were glowing, glistening and huge. There were moments where those puppies almost fell out!
But, wait just a minute, hold your excitement. This is not the same Christina who made you drool in the music video for, ‘Dirrty.’ This Christina is new, usually new is a good thing, but in this case it is very bad and bloated. In fact, I think we have past the point of calling her bloated, people are usually only bloated for a small period of time, you know? There is hope they will lighten up! Christina is past that point; she is just plain fa….overweight. So, now that you know what she has become the first part of the article doesn’t sound so appealing, huh?
I will let you be the judge…
I think the one lesson we can all learn out of this is that if you are overweight, you are not allowed to dress slutty! It just brings sadness to those you love.
This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.
Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.
Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.
Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.
Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.
Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.
Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.
Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?
Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!
Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.
Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.
And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.
I already know the comments that are coming on these pictures. Christina Aguilera’s fat. She needs to lose weight – blah, blah, blah. I don’t care. I don’t care how many pictures of her come out where she looks chubby or drunk off her ass. I love Christina and I think she’s absolutely gorgeous. Besides, looking back at some of music’s truly great vocalists, most of them haven’t been on the lower side of the scale and Christina is truly a great vocalist. While I’m not crazy over ‘Bionic’ her voice is still just as strong and powerful as ever and as long as that remains true, I will remain a fan.
Here is Christina Aguilera and her boy toy Matthew Rutler heading into Darby nightclub in New York City this weekend, and by the looks of things, the genie took his wishes back.
I remember way back, when I was the only one saying that no good could come of the affair between Pia Zadora and Howard the Duck. Well, who’s laughing now, world?
I’m taking a stand on this one. I don’t care what she forgot the words to and where. I don’t care how much weight she’s gained. I don’t care what a drunken mess she’s become. Christina Aguilera still has one of the best voices in the business and I absolutely adore her. Aside from that, a few extra pounds or not, I still think she’s gorgeous. I love the sort of old Hollywood glamor feel she’s going for and I think she pulls it off – when she’s not falling down drunk, that is. I hope she pulls herself together. I can’t wait to see her on “The Voice”.
Christina Aguilera and her huge boobs were honored with the very first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last night despite not being gay and clearly having engaged in heterosexual intercourse, hence her baby. But sure, honoring a straight woman on the gay walk of fame may seem odd, but we have to ease into these things. Giving the first star to a woman who looks like a man in drag is just the first baby step.
Somewhere Lady Gaga is throwing a temper tantrum “My managers manufactured my whole fake career around you retarded faggots, the least you could do is give me a Star”.
The following news story is best read while pretending it’s from 8 years ago, when Christina was hot.
“Hundreds” of “highly intimate” photographs of Christina Aguliera are for sale after someone found a digital storage card in a French hotel. The pictures – some of which were taken in September of last year, at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico – show Xtina hanging out with naked male strippers; simulating oral sex on a dude holding a sex toy; making out with boyfriend Matthew Rulter; lying in bed with Matthew Rutler; dancing on a tables, etc. Oh! And one photograph is of “Aguilera mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana at a theme park.” Christina is such a tease. you would think after a baby and a marriage she would have the guts to perform real oral sex on someone.
The folks at Radar have seen the images, and say that there are also shots of Aguilera posing before and after makeup. Nothing really shocking, and mostly, what you’d expect from any rich 30-year-old pop star who’d recorded a song called “Dirrty.” The right thing to do would be to return the memory card to Xtina, but do we really think that’s going to happen?
P.S. Had anyone asked me what she’s storing in her cheeks in these pictures below, I would have guessed “steak”. But now, after writing about this story, I think it’s steak and a chocolate-covered banana. Oh, and semen.
While photos of Christina Aguilera making out with Matthew Rutler have been grabbing all the headlines, the unsung hero in all of this is the poor chauffeur who had front row tickets to the sticky bout of tonsil hockey. As the horror slowly dawns upon him, the contortions of his face are amazing.
Poor guy though, he knows anything within a 10-yard radius of when Christina Aguilera opens her mouth needs to get tested and disinfected.
Early this morning, Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler was arrested for DUI. He was pulled over by police after they saw him “driving erratically.” Christina, who was in the passenger seat, was so drunk that she “was not capable of taking care of herself.”
Christina was released after passing a sobriety test around 7 a.m. Police say she won’t be prosecuted, and thus her mug shot won’t be released. However, E! managed to obtain a copy anyway:
Rutler was released on $5,000 bail later in the day.
But more importantly, The Funnywoman’s 2011 award goes to Pink after she tweeted:
“Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina – didn’t everyone think i was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!
If a tree falls in the forest… can it hit the high notes?
Apparently blowing the National Anthem last week just wasn’t enough drama for Christina Aguilera, she also managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance yesterday. Well by fall we really mean she stumbled, but that just doesn’t have the same ring to it, and we love to kick someone when they are down.
Christina performed in a tribute to R&B legend Aretha Franklin with four other singers on Sunday. She executed the song “Ain’t No Way” without any hiccups, but when she was leaving the stage, she fell down — literally. It’s shot from afar and towards the end of the song, but it’s there. Squint and then squirm.
In other Grammy news, Jennifer Hudson lost 80 pounds…… But apparently, Christina found them.
Sooo, Christina Aguilera just re-wrote the National Anthem at last night’s Super Bowl and somewhere in a cave in Afghanistan, huddled around a black and white 13″ TV, a half-dozen Jihadists put down their goat ribs, nachos and MGDs (and possibly WMDs, who knows?) to high-five each other.
Christina Aguilera decided to take some poetic liberty with the lyrics to the Star-Spangled Banner during Super Bowl XLV, penning the new line, “what so proudly we watched at the Twilight’s last reaming” instead of “o’er the ramparts we watched.” Apparently the National Anthem is a song about watching as holes are bored through glittery vampires.
It’s bad enough when singers feel compelled to re-interpret how the National Anthem should be sung. Apparently now the lyrics are open to interpretation as well.
Attention all celebrities – this is an important message from the writers here at HQ-Celebrity. Stop taking you freakin’ clothes off, taking pictures of yourself with your clothes off and expecting them not to hit the damn internet. They will hit the internet. It’s just the law of reason, folks. And hey, since we all know you’re not going to learn from the mistakes of those who have gone before you, can you please do us all a favor and stop whining about the leaks when they happen. You should know better. Christina Aguilera is the latest victim of the stupidity bug that seems to render hot female celebs completely incapable of making smart decisions. There private photos never stay private. Of course, one has to think that in this case, that’s what was expected. I mean, it’s Christina Aguilera. Being hot and half naked boosted her career before. The main difference between then and now is back then she was super hot and people actually cared about seeing her naked. Now it’s all old news. The girl still looks hot though and her voice is still one of the best in the business. What she needs to do now is stop focusing on slutting it up and start focusing on making music people actually want to listen to. Put your clothes on and hit the studio, lady.
Christina Aguilera has admitted she fell prey to a nefarious computer hacker who had tits on his mind. Christina Aguilera confirmed and released a statement about the picture scandal we posted yesterday (Linky link) which just happens to coincide with her sexy naked moving picture Burlesque, descent from the A-list, and post-divorce rumspringa.
Aguilera’s publicist says a nefarious computer hacker stole the pictures, which were “taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.” Has the world no respect for the sacred bond between a star and her stylist? It’s the priest-penitent relationship for celebrity idolators. Apparently the pictures are from April 2010, around the time Xtina shot her catastrophic Not Myself Tonight video. Christina’s publicist says they nefarious hacker will be punished.
NOTE: All refrences in this story of a “hacker”, we actually mean Christina’s “publicist”. And by “leaked” we mean “willingly handed over to TMZ”… Thanks for the peep show and all Xtina. But no matter how many “leaked” photos of you we get, we won’t be buying your albums. No matter how wide you spread your vagina wings.
Christina Aguilera is the latest and greatest to be sharing her walk-in-closet half-nakedness with the world via the ever reliable ‘anonymous friend’ taking a picture they promise will never be seen. Well normally we celebrate these type of events but this one has kinda bummed us out. Not only is there no naughty bits nudity in these pictures (that Marilyn calendar in the background comes close though) but they also show that without makeup Christina Aguilera looks a little like a young (and obviously drugged) Courtney Love, and as such will make you throw up in your mouth a little.
We did learn something new today though, that Christina works part time in a shoe shop.
I want to like these pictures. I really do. I want to like them because I love Christina Aguilera. There was a time when I thought she was the one pop star that was really going to go the distance but several albums with low sales figures, I can’t help but think I may have been wrong. Don’t get me wrong, I still love the girl, but I’m starting to get worried she can’t compete with the younger stars. And then comes this performance. Her voice is as great as it always has been, but when pictures come out and immediately start pregnancy rumors, it’s time to worry. I like her fuller figure. It beats the super skinny pop stars we’re used to but what I don’t like is the pounds of makeup. These days, she looks like she’s trying to hard and that’s a sin. She has more vocal talent than most of her competition combined. She needs to let her voice shine and stop relying on theatrics. The other pop stars need all that to compensate for a genuine lack of talent. Christina just doesn’t need it.
Look who received her Star on the Hollywood Boulevard this afternoon, Christina Aguilera in full-on pork mode. Well at least her body double did… Snooki wearing a bleached wig.
You just gotta love the trashy, self-entitled hooker wearing a cross, and pretty much showing her beaver. Guess she must have divorced her stylist too. Plus, couldn’t she have given her mom a few bucks for a new outfit for the “special occasion”? That special occasion being that she finally decided to cough up the $30,000 to get the star, since ANYONE can get one of these stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as long as they pay.
I think that now that Christina Aguilera is single again, I’ve got an new found attraction towards her. Not because I think I’ve got a chance with her, although I am quite handsome, but because she’s out there in sexy little outfits getting noticed and I like it. Married women are the worst, they never tart it up anymore, all they do is talk about their kids or about wanting kids… So lame. Single girls like Christina with their boobs hanging out are the way to go. Enjoy.
Here’s Christina Aguilera flaunting some of her “good girl” traits as she performs I Am A Good Girl in her new movie, Burlesque. Whether or not she’s actually a good girl is a matter of extensive debate, but there’s no doubt about the quality of this video clip. It’s totally hot! Now just hit the play button without wasting a single moment. Love you, Christina!
Hopefully this will be my last Halloween post of the year, I can’t believe I’m getting sick of trashy costumes, but it’s Christina Aguilera dressed up as a slutty police officer so I couldn’t resist. Sadly we don’t really get to see all that much of her costume, but she looks like she’s had a few cocktails and I like drunk chicks in little outfits. I don’t understand the giant clown lips, but what do I know.
I’m really liking this new and improved Christina Aguilera, dropping the roughly 180lbs of douche is definitely agreeing with her. Here she is looking pretty smoking hot in a tight little white dress on her way to something nobody cares about. I’m impressed, those boobs have been hidden away for far too many years, they need some attention and that’s where I come in. I can guarantee that if those things were in my life they wouldn’t go a day without mw gushing over them. Call me.
When Christina Aguilera separated with her husband Casper the Ghost Jordan Bratman last week most of us were quite surprised, unless you happened to be a nurses at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center who helped stitch up her bloody lip a few days earlier, to them it was a clear case of, man beats woman, woman leaves man.
“Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a bit of a busted lip,” a source, who saw the couple at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, said.
“Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.”
According to the witness, Aguilera was sporting “bumps and red bruises” along with her bloodied lip.
“Shortly after they arrived to Cedars, Christina’s ‘private surgeon’ arrived to put a few stitches in her lip,” the source added.
Adding to the mystery of why the singer needed treatment, on October 12, she was photographed wearing a hat pulled down over her face with what appears to be a small cut below her lower lip.
That is the same day that she and Bratman announced the end of their five-year marriage, citing “irreconcilable differences.”
In Jordan’s defence it’s probably a total bull shit story and she just fell down the stairs. BUT if she didn’t, and he actually hit her, then events like this are forgivable for any of the following reasons
As the sun rises on her new life as a suddenly single star, Christina Aguilera went to the grand opening of The Waikiki Edition to flaunt her stuff and catch another fly in her web of marriage. Dare I say she actually looks quite good too. She’s in Hawaii after all, the land of 88 degree weather and 90% humidity. Having spent most of my life in that type of weather I dare any Hollywood female to attempt to look her best at an open-air event. She’s lucky her hair hasn’t frizzed to the last follicle, and her makeup isn’t sliding off her face Joker style.
Guess what I’m saying is, Miss Piggy’s on the prowl for a new Kermit, and I’ll gladly be her new frog (admittedly it is mostly due to the financial aspect, but partly because of those epic tits).
Fresh from the announcement of her divorce from Jordan Bratman, Christina Aguilera and her son Max were spotted at a Pumpkin Patch today, because everyone knows a pumpkin is the perfect substitute for a husband.
Sadly she looks like the great big Queen of the pumpkins now, which makes me a sad little boy, since I can’t count the number of nights I left a sticky stain in my bed as a teen thinking of her and her then short and skinny little body with the perfect pair of pumpkins. But I guess all things considered she looks good, so I’m officially submitting my application to become the next pumpkin King.
Singer Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from her husband Jordan Bratman, citing irreconcilable differences. The five year marriage started showing the signs of a deep crevice after Christina allegedly cheated on Bratman and the couple finally got separated on September 11, 2010.
Aguilera cited “irreconcilable differences” in her divorce petition obtained by TMZ, which was filed today. It’s an interesting twist, since sources tell us Christina is the one who cheated. According to the divorce docs, there is a prenup. The divorce petition asks that “Earnings and accumulations of [Aguilera] before marriage, during marriage and from and after the date of separation” be considered separate property.
Aguilera, who is represented by disso-queen Laura Wasser, lists the date of separation as September 11, 2010. The petition also seeks to terminate Bratman’s ability to get spousal support. Aguilera is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their child, Max, who is 2.
No longer a taboo act reserved for sailors, tattoos prove that skin is always in. Celebrities have led the way in increasing the popularity of permanent body art.
Susan Sarandon recently talked about getting tattoos with her three kids. A heavily inked David Beckhamrevealed how his sons are eager to join in the family tradition: "One of them said to me recently, 'How old do I have to be before I get my first tattoo?' I was like, 'A lot older than you are now.'" While mother-of-two Nicole Richie - who is inked alongside fiancé Joel Madden - said she'd be "heartbroken" if their kids chose to get tattooed like mom and dad.
Let's take a look at 20 celeb parents who have been inked.
Whose tats do you like the best? Have you been inked?
Long gone are the days of wearing muumuus during pregnancy. And forget about staying home to hide your growing bump! Celebrities have led the way in embracing maternity curves at A-list events.
Some of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood have hit the red carpet with their baby bumps. Let's take a look at the best - and worst - maternity fashions to hit Hollywood events.
What is the definition of a young mom these days? Entering motherhood in your 20s or your teens?
Let's take a look within Hollywood and see who has entered motherhood in their teens and 20s. Some have said it's the best thing that ever happened to them, while others have spoken out on the topic and encouraged young girls to wait until they're older and married.
Click through out slideshow and read about 10 young Hollywood moms....
They're the it accessory of almost every celebrity family: The trusted nanny! Whether seen playing at the local park or out for a stroll with our fav tots of the rich and famous, the celebrity nanny is sure to be captured by the keen lenses of the paparazzi. Let's take a look at the nannies of some of Hollywood's most elite families.
Read below about who values their nannies like family, who has had some bad nanny experiences, and who refuses to use a nanny...
Things are not looking good for Christina Aguilera.
HerBionic era began with a “I don’t give a fuck” scream on her first single, “Not Myself Tonight.” The sales of the album, however, begin with a whimper.
Xtina’s fourth studio album, released four years after her ambitious reinvention as the jazzy Baby Jane on Back To Basics, debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard 200 album chart after selling a limp 110,000 copies. That number is short of the 125,000 industry trade publication Hits Daily Double predicted last week and far less than half of the 346,000 Back To Basics started with.
The No. 1 spot belonged to the music of Fox’s comedy Glee. The cast’s Glee: The Music, Journey To Regionals started with 152,000 copies sold. It’s Glee’s third soundtrack to reach the top spot. Their “The Power of Madonna” and “Showstoppers” sets previously held the position.
Coming in at No. 2 is the soundtrack to Twilight Saga: Eclipse, selling 144,000.
And as far as the UK charts are concerned, Bionic has suffered the biggest single-week drop in chart history which has gone from the No1 sport after its release last week to No29.
And it’s not like Xtina didn’t tried. In fact, she used every pop trick in the book to promote the album.
She did the outrageous, half naked photoshoots, gave loads of interviews declaring her lesbian vein and even made out with a girl while wearing bondage gear in the video for Not Myself Tonight.
The poor album sales come soon after she suddenly postponed her American tour, which has now been put back to next year.
Is Christina Aguilera just not relevant in the music industry any more? What do you think?
The singer-and-actress – who plays a singer looking to find fame in a strip club in ‘Burlesque’ – is fascinated by sexy pole dancers and loveswatching them perform.
She said: “I prefer watching female strippers to male ones.”
Christina – who is married to music executive Jordan Bratman – didn’t hesitate when she was offered the role in ‘Burlesque’ because of the movie’s racy subject matter.
Speaking about the movie, she said: “‘Burlesque’ was made for me. Women, sex and dance – count me in!”
The 29-year-old star insists she is the sexiest she has ever been and thinks her sensuality will only grow as she gets older.
She added in an interview with the German edition of GQ magazine: “I’ve never felt sexier and more attractive than I do now. Sex has always been a big part of me, of my work and my life. Now I feel more comfortable with myself than I ever have. And now I understand how I can get exactly what I want.”
Christine is adamant women are sexier than men, because a naked girl’s body is so beautiful to view.
She previously said: “I think women are such sensual beings. And, I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately – I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together, but honestly? If I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman. We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at.”
We’ve had a couple of posts about Christina Aguilera’s much-talked about new video “Not Myself Tonight” from her new album Bionic and here it is, in its full 3-minute version. The title is absolutely dead on. Christina Aguilera is NOT herself, but rather imitating a bunch of stars and the sex they brought on to the screen either recently (Lady Gaga), decades ago (Madonna) or around the bubonic plague (Cher). We like a sexy video as much as anyone, but this is just a bunch of dirty images thrown together in hope they’ll somehow stick together and make it work as a cohesive and artistic piece of work. Christina Aguilera is definitely better to look at and with much stronger pipes than Lady Gaga, but she loses big on originality. Having said that, feel free to use this video on lonely nights when it’s just you and your inflatable.
At this point, we would like to take the opportunity to thank Lady Gaga. Ok, and the vampire lady with the Guns of Navarone. For if it wasn’t for you scary, but oh so resourceful ladies we wouldn’t get the chance to see Christina making out with another chick S&M-style (and then kneeling down to make a better acquaintance with her cooter), crawling in spandex towards a bowl of milk like any hungry pussy cat would do, shaking those nipple tassels for all they’re worth, and engaging in an orgy with a bunch of male models. Jealousy and desperation is a beautiful thing, ain’t it?
This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.
Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.
Kelly Clarkson is turning into a man.
We’ve had a couple of posts about Christina Aguilera’s much-talked about new video “Not Myself Tonight” from her new album Bionic and here it is, in its full 3-minute version. The title is absolutely dead on. Christina Aguilera is NOT herself, but rather imitating a bunch of stars and the sex they brought on to the screen either recently (Lady Gaga), decades ago (Madonna) or around the bubonic plague (Cher). We like a sexy video as much as anyone, but this is just a bunch of dirty images thrown together in hope they’ll somehow stick together and make it work as a cohesive and artistic piece of work. Christina Aguilera is definitely better to look at and with much stronger pipes than Lady Gaga, but she loses big on originality. Having said that, feel free to use this video on lonely nights when it’s just you and your inflatable.
At this point, we would like to take the opportunity to thank Lady Gaga. Ok, and the vampire lady with the Guns of Navarone. For if it wasn’t for you scary, but oh so resourceful ladies we wouldn’t get the chance to see Christina making out with another chick S&M-style (and then kneeling down to make a better acquaintance with her cooter), crawling in spandex towards a bowl of milk like any hungry pussy cat would do, shaking those nipple tassels for all they’re worth, and engaging in an orgy with a bunch of male models. Jealousy and desperation is a beautiful thing, ain’t it?
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