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Angry Bird Beef: Amanda Bynes Tweets Courtney Love Is The “Ugliest Woman Alive” After Courtney Tells Her To “Pull It Together”

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Courtney Love is the last person to be giving Amanda Bynes advice.

Courtney Love Tells Amanda Bynes To Pull It Together

According to US Magazine

From one unpredictable to another! Courtney Love took it upon herself to tweet Amanda Bynes some advice following her Thursday, May 23 arrest.

“Amanda Bynes pull it together dude,” the 48-year-old singer, who has famously struggled with substance abuse for much of her public life, wrote early in the morning on Tuesday, May 28.

Though it may have been coming from a good place, Bynes, 27, wasn’t very receptive to fellow New Yorker Love’s message. “Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen,” she tweeted back. “To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!”

Others also found Love’s tweet laughable. Actor/comedian Joel McHale tweeted, “My largest spit-take since 1988. Thank you Courtney.”

Bynes was arrested in New York City on May 23 for drug possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence — all of which she vehemently denies. Shortly after her arrest, an NYPD rep told Us Weekly, “Officers and building personnel went up to her apartment and she invited them in. There was a smell of drugs and a bong in the apartment, at which point Bynes picked up and threw out the window.”

Bynes, however, argued in court that the alleged bong was “just a vase.” On Tuesday, TMZ posted a photo of the broken object in question, suggesting it looks like a bong.

The former Nickelodeon star responded to the article on Twitter: “TMZ is being sued as we speak. That’s fake! They and NYPD is trying to frame me for a crime I didn’t commit. There was no drug paraphernalia in or around my apartment on the day I was arrested . . . I’m drug free and love talking about it!”

It’s not a good look when Courtney Love is your adviser. Amanda will indefinitely self-destruct in 4, 3, 2, 1….

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Courtney Love’s Daughter: My Mother Kills My Pets!!!

Apparently, that’s no joke. Back in 2009 Courtney Love’s daughter Frances Bean was granted a restraining order against her mother after a physical altercation between the two. But, some of the reasons for that restraining order have just now been released… and they are anything but ordinary.

Everyone knows that Courtney Love is eccentric and not always sane, but some of the evidence that has been uncovered by sworn testimony is shocking… even for Love.

Uncovering this sworn testimony, DailyMail reported the following: ‘Frances claimed her mother lived on drugs, was a conspiracy  theorist and said…  ‘(Love) has taken drugs for as long as I can remember. She basically exists now on…Xanax, Adderall, Sonata and Abilify, sugar and cigarettes. She rarely eats… She often falls asleep in her bed while she is smoking, and I am constantly worried that she will start a fire (which she has done at least three times) that will threaten our lives.”

But, there’s more. Not only did her daughter accuse Love of being an obsessive conspiracy theorist, living only on drugs, and being a compulsive hoarder, but she also accused her of killing the family’s beloved pets.

DailyMail reported that Love killed the cat after it got ‘entangled in piles of Etsy fabrics, boxes of paperwork, trash and other possessions, while a dog died after swallowing a pile of Love’s pills.’

But that is not the end of Courtney’s madness. Frances said that her mother is insistent that people have stolen money from them and spends much of her time going crazy about it. She was quoted saying ‘My mother is obsessed with uncovering fraud and spends much of her day raging about the fraud that has been perpetrated on her and on me. She incessantly rages about her many theories relating to the supposed incidences of “fraud.” She slams doors, breaks things, stomps around the hotel or apartment and spends hours on the phone, yelling.’

If you want to know more about Courtney’s insanity, it’s been made into a full length eBook – Courtney Comes Clean by Maer Roshan. Yeah… definitely gonna pick that one up (insert sarcasm here).

And, in one final twist to this story, Frances Bean was not only awarded a restraining order against Love for herself, but also for her beloved dog, Uncle Fester. Wow… maybe Courtney’s not the only one drinking the koolaid, eh?

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Courtney Love Wins Lawsuit Against Landlord!

Courtney Love, who was being sued by her landlord, has emerged victorious! Love was being sued for $54,000 – which equals out to be only two months of rent –  and was also going to be evicted. The landlord claimed that Courtney had ruined the hand glazed walls by putting up damask wallpaper and painting the walls in ice blue paint. Originally, the landlord says that Courtney wasn’t supposed to change a thing about the multi-million dollar Manhattan townhome, which Courtney did anyway. Love was also responsible for a small fire in the upstairs bedroom that caught the drapes on fire… not to mention, burned her hand. But, none of that mattered, because as TMZ reported: ‘Turns out the landlord and Courtney had made an agreement after the lease was signed that altered the payment schedule.  Courtney was paying according to the new deal, but the landlord was trying to enforce the original one.’ Hmm… seems as though some landlord was trying to pull a sneaky. The fire and the ruined walls failed to be brought up in the courtroom at all after the judge caught wind of the new agreement that had been made between Love and the landlord. So, now Courtney Love gets to stay. But, question: Would you even want to stay in a place where someone tried to evict you?  

Sunday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like for 1/15/13

Heeelllloooooooooooo there, my celeb junkie friends! Welcome to Sunday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like! I want to thank you all for coming back to read the new Miscellaneous posts, and for making them a Daily Fix trending topic!! Let’s keep that ball a’rollin’!!! Happy Sunday! Although this little story isn’t really celeb related, I simply had to share it with you. We all remember the debut of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, right? The hot-as-hell host and philanthropist Ty and all of his good-doing co-helpers coming to the rescue by completely revamping the homes of our country’s suffering citizens… We watched the cry-fest in awe and fascination, wishing the family all the best and secretly hoping we could have what they were getting. And in the end, we always cried with the family as their new home was unveiled with the yells of thousands saying ‘Move that bus!!!’ In 2005, the Okvath family with their seven children — one of whom was suffering from cancer — were chosen to have their rent home made over and given to them. Ty and his team demolished the house and built in its place a $1 million dollar mansion complete with six bedrooms, a carousel, and a friggin’ movie theater. But, when the cameras turned off, the family was left with $1500 electric bills, a $400 monthly water bill, and property taxes that went from $1600 to over $5000. The family, after years of struggle and near foreclosure, took a huge loss and had to sell the million dollar mansion at an unbelievable loss at $580,000. Question: Where the FUCK was Ty when this shit went down??? This shit pisses me off! Why would they give this family such an amazing gift just to leave them high and dry? Fuck you and your pretty face, Ty! But, although the parents have since split, the little girl did overcome her cancer… Thank Heavens. Still… fuck you, Ty!!! Nick Cannon made his first public appearance since being released from the hospital with ‘mild kidney failure.’ But, it seems he was outshined by wife Mariah Carey’s unbelievably stunning nude gown. Not even a year since she gave birth to twins, Mariah looked beautiful at the BET Honors with husband Nick and son Moroccan there with her. Many, though, were too focused on Mariah’s goodies to see how exhausted and gaunt Cannon looked. But, hey, as long as he’s got money and a bangin’ wife, he’s doin’ good, right? In other BET Honors news, Willow Smith was looking WAY too old for her age. Looking much older than her eleven years, Willow shined in a yellow gown and stood up to her MUCH older peers as she helped present an award alongside the First Lady. WOW… This brings a question to mind: Is it okay for our society to encourage these young girls to dress like this? Celebrities or not, shouldn’t girls like Willow and Kylie Jenner be in frilly, pink gowns? I dunno… Just a thought… Anderson Cooper — you [...]

Arson and Certain Eviction: Courtney Love Is Getting Kicked Out!!!

Oh, Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. What in the hell is wrong with you? Just once I’d like to see a good headline about Courtney Love, just once! But, it won’t be this one, because the bitch went crazy again. She’s now being kicked out on her ass from her historical $8,000,000 home in NYC’s West Village. Tell me something, who was the crazy fuck who rented that place to her? Courtney, who moved in to the $27,000 dollar a month home only ten months ago, is now being evicted for trashing the place and then setting it on fire! Donna Lyon, the idiot owner, claims that Courtney owes a whopping $55,000 in unpaid rent! That is frickin’ crazy! Oh, but that’s not it… Ms. Love, now a wrinkle showing 46, was told by Lyon to not change a thing about the historically significant property. So what did our Courtney do? The opposite, of course. As part of the rental agreement, Love assured Lyon that she would not change any of the interior at all; apparently, the house had been painted with hand glazed walls designed by a well known artist. Well, not anymore. Love decided to cover the walls in ‘damask wallpaper and ice blue paint.’ Oh!!! LMAO! What an idiot! But, that’s not it. A few months ago, the fire department was called to put out a fire in one of the fourth floor bedrooms. Apparently, according to Courtney (insert rolling eyes here), a candle had set fire to the curtain. Lyon, completely freaking out over her ruined property, is claiming that Love has caused over $100,000 in irreparable damage!!! Lyon was quoted saying that Courtney ‘has taken a historical house done by a recognised designer, and has taken upon herself to redecorate it. It is tantamount to destroying a work of art.’ Yeah… no shit, Sherlock!

Courtney Love: What a BOOB!

Courtney Love wore a truly eye-catching red satin dress to the premiere of the Martin Scorsese film, Hugo… and yet again made a spectacle of herself. The sad part is… it doesn’t seem that this one was intentional. Love was workin’ it, probably thinking, “Wow, look at all the pretty lights. They’re actually photographing me!” Little did she know…

It isn’t like the forty-seven year old singer is modest about showing off her goods; we all remember the ‘Late Show Incident’ where she flashed Letterman, and just recently she flashed her Brazilian audience during one of her concerts. In fact, it was reported that she appeared fully nude for a New York Times journalist just this past year. Love’s crude and lewd behavior is not a new development.

When someone intends to do something that’s heinous or humiliating, that’s one thing. But the fact that this was a total accident just makes it uncomfortably embarrassing.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)

Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”

Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.

Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.

Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”

Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?

Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).

Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??

Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?

Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.

So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”

So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.

Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.

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Courtney Love storms off stage after unleashing rant at fan

Apparently going topless and causing a sea of vomit are not the only things Courtney Love accomplished during her concert in Sao Paolo, Brazil last Saturday. A fan had the audacity to hold up a Kurt Cobain picture during one of her songs, which resulted in Courtney going apeshit and unleashing her poetic wrath on him.

‘I don’t need to see a picture of Kurt, and I’m going to have you f****** removed if you keep throwing that up,’ she said.

‘I’m not Kurt – I have to live with his s***, his ghost and his kid every day. Throwing that up is stupid and rude and I’ll beat the f*** out of you if you do it again.’

‘You weren’t f****** married to him, I f****** was. You weren’t kicked out of a band by him like Dave – he did.’

‘Go see the f****** Foo Fighters and try that s***’…’Great we’ll leave now. F*** you!’

She then stormed off the stage followed by the rest of her band, prompting the crowd to chant her name in an attempt to get her to return.

She then had a member of her band tell the crowd that if they want to see Courtney again, they should chant ‘the Foo Fighters are gay.’

She later came back to the stage but continued her rant: ‘I don’t care what you listen to at home, but if a guy takes money off my kid’s table, f*** him.’

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Courtney Love goes topless on stage

Courtney Love was performing in Sao Paolo, Brazil Saturday night when for some ungodly reason only understood by her and a couple of filthy heroin syringes, she pulled down her tube top and performed an entire song with her boobs hanging for thousands to see. And because I will assume that normal people have the same bodily reaction as I do at the sight of a corpse with breasts, the entire crowd spent the next 10 hours vomiting blood on each other. So let’s just go ahead and file this under another of Courtney Love’s crimes against humanity.

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Courtney Love gets honorary diploma by University???

Here’s Courtney Love at the Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland, last night, where some genius (or an awesome comedian) thought it’d be a great idea if they handed her a diploma and an honorary patronage for attending two semesters when she was young. While we were not there to listen, we’re pretty sure the speech was as eloquent and poignant as this: “So listen kids, a few really important career lessons here: “Always carry a cup with someone else’s piss in it. Never know when they’ll pull an impromptu drug test on you. Have baby wipes handy at all times. Never know when you can find love in a public toilet. Oh, and don’t ever remove tags when you steal a dress or a coat from a designer. You can always sell them on ebay when you’re done wearing them – case in point, check out this tag label hanging from the Dolce & Gabbana coat i lifted the other day (see pic below). Now, if you don’t have any questions, I need to urinate.”

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.

Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles.

Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be working really well.

Sophie Monk has not had her morning coffee yet.

Miranda Kerr’s almost gave us a supermodel crotch-sighting. Almost.

Mariah Carey’s twins are white??

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to France. Does he not know she will demand a ring and the right to birth his children after this?

Rosie Huntington and her see-through corset top.

Courtney Love is her usual ethereal self.

Sinead O’Connor’s lesbiantry has served her well over the years.

Liev Schreiber is the very essence of manliness.

Patrick Swayze’s wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood.

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Courtney Love wants to kill Kurt Cobain

Ok, maybe the title is a bit misleading since Kurt Cobain is well, dead, and her corpse-like hands can’t reach as far as the pits of hell to drag him out of it and stab him repeatedly with her used needles and crazy talk (or could she), but this is pretty much what she would do to him if Satan ever decided his songs were too depressing for him and sent him back to her to punish him. Oh, and we forgot the part where she would have furious sex with him first before gouging his eyes out.

Via Vanity Fair:

On going Pulp Fiction on him:

‘Mad? Ya think?! If he came back right now I’d have to kill him, for what he did to us. I’d f***ing kill him. I’d f**k him, and then I’d kill him,’ she tells the magazine.

On sticking needles into his ballbag with her shaky junkie hands because waking up to that (and her face staring down at him) is exactly what would make him decide a beautiful heroin-filled journey towards the eternal light was the right choice after all:
“He OD’d at least five times. I was the fucking E.M.S. I was always sticking pins in his balls. I carried around Narcan!”

On the precious memories she has of the day she gave birth to her child:
“There were no drugs in my urine, no drugs in her urine when she was born,”

On believing reading a story to Frances Bean would have saved her. Obviously she has failed to connect the dots with the above statement:

It was my fault! I never read to her,’ Love admitted, addressing her daughter’s inability to read until the age of seven. ‘Why didn’t I ever take her to a Broadway show? She f***ing loved those Broadway musicals!’

On being sensitive to people with severe depression:
“We had $135,000 in our bank account. They said that if he would go do Lollapalooza he would make $11 million… Do you think Kurt would have killed himself if he had known he had $54 million?”

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What the Hell is Courtney Love Doing in This Photo?

Courtney Love posted this picture on her Twitter and we’ve been trying to get our head around what the hell she is doing. Looks like she’s gettin’ off on a thurible? Maybe it’s symbolic, a “f%ck you” to religion. Or you know, maybe she’s just a dirty whore.

One thing is for sure,  she’s spoiling this awesome vodka induced buzz I had going on.


Courtney Love is a Drunk Mess & Has Holey Underwear

Oh look who it is, I don’t even really need to mention her name since I’m sure when people see that saggy ass everyone immediately thinks, “What is Courtney Love up to now?”

Well I’ll tell you children, she went shopping, drunk of course. With nasty looking panties and threw some profanities around at the paparazzi. You know, the whole usual thing she does.

On the bright side at least we are not being thoroughly disgusted by the sight of:

1) Tampon string hanging out.
2) Toilet paper tucked in that deplorable onesie.
3) A “shart” mark

Indeed people, it could be WAY WORSE!

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Oh look who it is, don’t even really need to mention her name since I’m sure when you see that saggy ass everyone immediately thinks, “What is Courtney Love up to now?”

Well I´ll tell you, she went shopping, drunk of course. With nasty looking panties and threw some profanities at the paparazzi. You know, the whole usual thing.


Courtney Love Quits Twitter Over Her Nude Picture

Courtney Love just quit Twitter (again) after her somewhat naked but fully disgusting  photo that she posted to her account was splattered all over the web and mocked by douchebags like me worldwide. Turns out it was only supposed to be a private message to a “boy friend”, but apparently the Twitter Gods were angry that day, and exposed us to their unforgiving wrath.

I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend


Poor dude. Right now his buddies are all taunting him relentlessly and with good reason. Also, his wingman has been fired.

At the end of the day heroin junkies should not use twitter to share private photos or information. They will inevitably confuse the private button with the public one. They’ll also confuse the telephone for the cat, the peanut butter for grandmother, and eventually snort Drano® thinking it was a t-bone steak.

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Celebrity Parents Gone Wild!

It's one thing when young starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton go off the rails, indulging in crazy behavior, making all the wrong choices and hanging out with a shady crowd. Of course, it is tragic to watch anyone who is on a path to their own demise, but things get even more complicated when the person in question is a parent.

When there are children involved, reckless actions are even more tragic. When famous parents go wild and crazy, whether temporarily or indefinitely, it affects an entire family, and the drama gets played out in the public eye.

Here's a look at several celebrity parents who have gone off the deep end! Some have thankfully found a way back to normalcy, while others continue to be caught up in the destructive drama of their lives.


Courtney Love Has Bitter Birthday Wishes For Daughter Frances

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Courtney Love and grunge rocker Kurt Cobain, turned 18 on Wednesday (August 18). But instead of sweet mother-daughter birthday sentiments, E! reports that Courtney had some harsh words for her daughter on Thursday.

In a series of Twitter postings, Courtney accuses her daughter of, among other things, destroying what she'd worked for. "youve done a damned good job frances of destroying anything i could build," read one Tweet. "Why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this" reads another.

Courtney goes on to accuse Frances of ruining her life. "was that therapist right? Why do you want to ruin my personal life?"

But in a complete about-face, within minutes Courtney was Tweeting about missing her daughter. "I long for your kiss and your sweet head smell, I long for you I ache for you I die for you every day," she wrote.

The two have been waging a public war since late last year, when Courtney's unstable conduct cost her guardianship of Frances.


Happy 18th Birthday Frances Cobain!

Name: Frances Bean Cobain

Date of Birth: August 18, 1992

Parents: Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love

Siblings: None


  • She was born in Los Angeles, Calif. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center
  • She was named after The Vaselines guitarist Frances McKee
  • Her middle name was chosen because daddy Kurt thought she looked like a kidney bean on her ultrasound
  • Frances' godfater is REM frontman Michael Stipe, while her godmother is actress Drew Barrymore
  • In July 2010 she debuted a collection of artwork titled Scumf--k under the pseudonym Fiddle Tim at the La Luz de Jesus Gallery in LA
  • It is speculated that Frances will attend Bard College in New York state starting August 2010

"I just want things to be good for her, but she's a lot like me and a lot like her dad. I think she got the best of both of us, so there's that." - Courtney, on her only daughter.


Is Gwen Stefani Trashing Gavin Rossdale In Her New Songs?

Gwen Stefani has been busy writing and recording the upcoming No Doubt album and some of the tunes are making her husband Gavin Rossdale mad.

"A lot of the new songs are about Gavin and what a jerk he is," a source says. "They're so negative, he finally had to tell her 'No more songs about me!'"

The insider adds, "Gwen was pissed that Courtney Love recently blabbed about her affair with Gavin. Gwen knew they had been together, but not right before their wedding. Some of the songs call him out for being a cheater!"

However, Gwen isn't letting that news get in the way of her wanting another baby. The source reveals, "Gwen is 40 and desperate to have another child."

The couple already have two boys Kingston, 4, and Zuma, 2. We'll just have to wait and see what happens with these rockstar parents.


Paris Hilton makes me cry

I’m a die-hard fan of Paris Hilton and just as many of my friends take pride in turning a blind eye towards Courtney Love’s black deeds, I can go to any extent to overlook the most serious flaws of Paris. However, I can’t persuade my heart to pull this trick today because I’m dead against anyone trying to imitate Marilyn Monroe. Well, here’s my favorite socialite trying her best to cash in on Monroe’s sexy image at the launch of her new fragrance and ending up like the rest of those imitators - looking like a soulless, stupid woman who is desperate to look as sexy as Marilyn Monroe. Why Paris?! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Frances Bean Cobain Reveals Art At LA Gallery

Following in her parents’ creative footsteps, Frances Bean Cobain – daughter of Hole singer Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain – is taking the art community by storm as she debuts her “ghoulish” collection of sketches at Los Angeles’ La Luz de Jesus gallery in an exhibition entitled “Scumf--k”.

“For the genre she’s working in she’s obviously very talented,” says Mat Gleason, editor of the Coagula Art Journal, who attended the sold-out show. Noting that her childhood in “a punk-rock household” has had an obvious influence on the 17-year-old artist, he adds: “She's definitely keeping with the family tradition.”

Though Frances chose to show her work under the pseudonym “Fiddle Tim”, Gleason tells PEOPLE there is no doubt in his mind that the work is hers: “It tells me is that she didn't want the attention, and that she wanted the work to stand on its own.”

“That shows integrity,” he adds.

Mom Courtney, though estranged from her daughter, tweeted her admiration for Frances’ work: “I adore my daughter and miss her,” she wrote. “But that scumf--k stuff is cool.”

Frances, who currently resides with her grandmother, is set to inherit a large amount of money from her father's estate next month when she celebrates her eighteenth birthday on August 18.


Courtney Love just made us give up Facebook

Pictures Lifted from Courtney Love's facebook page.And now we know why Courtney Love quit Twitter. To focus on driving us crazy by posting naked high resolution pictures on Facebook! That and because Twitter was taking too much time away from doing heroin, but that’s beside the point. Granted, these pictures are a few years old (hence the lack of all the tattoos), but a tranny (Amanda Lepore) getting ready to find that hidden stash in Courtney’s rectum would be equally freaky even if they were taken in 1709. Having said that, Courtney’s body looks…pretty…decent…in…these…shots.

Disclaimer: That last part was written under duress. Courtney Love had tied us up with a rope and forced us to type with our penis. We have since freed ourselves and bought another keyboard (our fingers kept getting stuck).


Christina Ricci rocks the underboob trend

article-0-09D9F253000005DC-8016_468x668Here’s Christina Ricci trying to mess with our customs and norms (read being able to observe cleavage) by showing off her underboob, or ‘neathage’ or  as some call it her ‘Australian cleavage’ (we’re a wealth of knowledge here on this site, aren’t we) at a modern art exhibit in NYC last night. We were about to say that we don’t mind artsy fartsy after all, but then we noticed that Courtney Love and rock musician/freak on acid Kembra Pfahler were also present. The latter going for a full frontal assault.

And we just realized we should have never posted this. We just cut our readership in half, haven’t we. Just remember we also posted Kelly Brook today.


Gwen Stefani’s baby bump

FP_5064562_Stefani_Gwen_M1AC_052310Here’s Gwen Stefani looking like an albino Bedouin in order to hide her baby bump during a family outing, and sure she could have been massaging the farts out after some chili con carne, but we’re pretty sure Gavin’s penis did its magic for the third time. And Courtney Love was most likely to blame.


Gavin: Baby, baby, i can explain. I thought she was a snake-handler. She tricked me into pulling my pants down!

Gwen: *takes out scissors*

Gavin:  Baby, let’s make a baby boy right now. And you can name him Zimbabwe Congo like you’ve always wanted.

Gwen: I will kill…Zimbabwe sure sounds nice. Let’s get to work. Chop, chop!!


Courtney Love had a romp with Kate Moss!

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Courtney Love has got far too many stunning aces (read: revelations) up her sleeves than we can ever imagine. Whether you like it or not, but Courtney is capable of stunning our senses at her own will. All she needs is a wild claim, like the latest one where she claims she had sex with Kate Moss. The 45-year-old singer recently revealed in an interview that she had a fling with the supermodel in Milan, Italy, in the 90s.

Contactmusic quotes her as saying to Irish magazine Hot Press,

It was Kate Moss. She doesn’t care. It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs it was just a thing that happened in Milan in the 90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.

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Courtney Love had one-night stand with Kate Moss? Must be the heroin talking


Courtney Love has claimed in an interview that she had a lesbian one-night stand with supermodel Kate Moss.

Love had earlier told reporters she had a sex session with a female pin-up over a decade ago in Milan, Italy which started as a chase around a room and ended with sex in the bedroom a while later.

But in a new magazine interview she admits the model was Moss, adding: “I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it.”

UK tabloid newspaper The Sun, which has reportedly seen the interview, said Love claimed many of her female friends in London had also slept with Moss.

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah … Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs, It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the 90s.

“I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great, though! I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London,” she said.


Courtney Love is Medousa

courtney_loveYesterday morning, Courtney Love posted an open Tweet to her estranged daughter Frances Bean because Sunday reminded her she gave birth to someone and she needed to dish out motherly advise. So if the most important thing you have to do today is look at the mothballs on your sweater or count the gray hairs on your chest, then go ahead, read the entire thing. It will only give your testicles a splitting headache. Summary: Courtney Love saw her daughter holding hands with a boy, got pissed off and swears to turn him into a frozen pile of salt just by looking at him with her mad look if he turns out to be a douche.

Have fun and if you’re still alive at the end of it, let us know via a post:

last of my twitter relapse, bean i saw you at coachella with isaihia in a pic he looks sweet and like your dad actually.hope alls well i hope he takes care of you and you look beuatiful even thoiugh you have an angry furrow i think thats called your “lawyer lie” furrow! sorry to state this publically but i wont stand accused of such implications or tolerate making 3 on worst mothers list. thanks to this, no. i love you and i will fight for you i though if i bore up and was sxtrong for six mos youd get over it but obviously its just inflamed you, the last thing i lpok forewArd to in this life is any trial but im a good mother and i wont allow you to believe such nonsense so suit up. lets try and use judy so i dont have to fucking go on TWITTER. i dont even use this thing and im sure this will be in some bs news feed i love you soprry to take to the world wide ethernet but i love you and i dont know how to tell you without telling one of the pack , madly. i really hope that boy is as nice as his sweet face, cos iff not ill get him, your just like me in almost every way and i know you hate it, theres plenty of fish in the sea lining up for both of us who will treat us like princesses& not like 2nd class citizens, or damaged goods if he cant suit up and have a balanced perspective and if hes just blindly being a beta male , ick if hes an alpha and hes treating you bad i will give him one of my very special looks reserved for those whose blood needs to turn to ice, even i have a breaking point and i walk. and i give the look before i walk they never see it coming, they think im so vulnerable because i am and then after treating me like shitBAM i know you have that in you, if hes not treating you like the Goddess you are baby , get the hell out, do not settle. do NOT settle. give them a little time and if they dont man up then woman out, thats my advice to you and dont date a slave, or an assnt, thats no fun you asked me if i was being “treated well” i cant say on twitter, im sad i said anything but trusting 18 year olds to translate is nightmare so cryptically between us ill tell you on the fb page since you care, im not an enabler & im not enabled, so thats all, its never my frame. when its not your frame it sucks, i have as you can imagine vast vast abandonement issues wich make me weaker than normal. i wish i was stronger and i am getting my strength together to cut anything beneath me. if its not worthy of me i will cut. ok?Nuff said. but because of this nonsense and then my archetype and job and “batshitness” im always the bad one, as usual, always the street girl. like a backstreet girl, and sometimes like a bitch, and its not allowed anymore, i have summed up the courage to just go if that goes on. with any man ever, again, youve seen it done to me before seen someones try to acquitre me like apiece of art or tame me like a puppy. i know what kind of boy youve always liked, and im afraid of you falling into the trap of simply being worshipped and not having an equal. how shallow is he? how much is about you making him cool? NOTHING? awesome! dont buy yourself jewelry EVER. ive told you that. dont get him presents and dont vye for him, dont overtext( im very guilty of that one i think its a letter and its NOT they hate it) allofem you shouldnt have to vye for him, dont dont dont stay with him if hes a beta, you need to be challenged, kept in line just a little. and again im extremely sorry to use TWITTER but i saw you holding hands in Coachella wich was coach HELLA for me, and my stomach turned. i know you are mad at me for not marrying e. but he never made me laugh.maqke sure you laugh alot, and try to have a spiritual connection ! your relationships should not be abput getting “saved” they should be as strong and secure as your relationship to yourself. love yourself 1 autonomy . carrie once said when you were just 4 youd be like me looking for the big hug, BE THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY! BE IT! i pray everyday you will chant again, & find your way back to the law of cause & affect and be wise enough to see our karma &transform it so at the very least please clear my name i dont think you . i know you dont want other people to think things that arent true. again my deepest apologies for using twitter for fucks sake, i dont even use it anymore but i cannot trust 18 year olds to be accurate w you dont take any shit from that boy, and dont have an assnt as a bf, have a peer, if hes not a prince and a MAN he doesnt deserve you, period. and if as a MAN he doesnt treat you like the GOddess you ARE. cut it, lastly i miss you more than anyone has ever missed much. im going to chant now ill pribably delete half of these but the boy stuff you need to hear only from me, wendy is too boycrazy.


Courtney Love is great in the sack because she’s ugly


Courtney Love says she’s good in bed because she’s unattractive. After claiming on “The Howard Stern Show” she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale after he married No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani, Love tells music journalist Toure she’s a love goddess “because I was never pretty. Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That’s why pretty girls never threaten me — it’s like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it.” Toure interviewed Love for Fuse’s “On the Record” show.

Wow, did Courtney Love just make sense there? Excuse us for a minute while we replenish the cartons of spam for our End of The World bunker (we’re sharing it with Tom Cruise and his mountain stacks of Guys N’Bondage publications) because it’s apocalypse time. Ok, we’re back. No, you know, she’s absolutely right, it’s like a blind guy whose smell sense becomes so strong he can smell a guy taking a dump in the building across from his. Now, if you’ll excuse us again, we have to prep for the lobotomy that will make us forget all about Courtney Love’s wonder-woman of a vagina as it assaults a guy and shows him just exactly how much pleasure all that ugly can bring.


Courtney Love is selling off Kurt’s music

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Courtney Love looks determined to thrill us with her wacky announcements throughout the rest of this year. After the stunning announcement - followed by a quick denial - of her plans to kill her alter ego, Love has struck us point blank with another hilarious announcement. She wants to sell off all the rights to Kurt Cobain’s music - so she can move on!

The Scotsman quotes her as saying in an interview,

I’m thinking about selling off all of Kurt’s publishing. All of the rights, everything. It’s not a financial decision; it’s an emotional one. He was the best friend I’ve ever had, but Kurt and I were only married for three years, and now I need to have my own life. I’m always ‘the widow’ and that drives me nuts. That money has been cursed since the day it started to come in.

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Courtney Love has the hots for…Jessica Simpson


Courtney Love took a break from assaulting her daughter via Twitter to express her desire to bury her scary face in Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts in her usual, confusing and convoluted way. Hey, she’s batshit crazy, so why not?

You’re hawt as hell gal-pal. “‘SExual Napam’ BONDED!”

“Hopefully I won’t say anything stupid but I have a serious ?,”

“1 your really hot and ive always thought you were a very hardworking pop singer who deserved success. thats primary,”

“Your deaf friend (she’s referring to Billy Corgan) used to live downtown and have really loud sex with my friend btw he was cute ! but but but why the HE:LL do you chew Nicorette gum and are addicted to it yet have never smoked in yr life? Dude i do blonde things too.”

FYI, the pictures posted here are of Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves outside Cipriani restaurant in NYC a couple of nights ago so as you can see, she’s still has long hair (see pictures with short hair that Ken Paves posted over the weekend). Not that it matters really. As long as she still carries a set of bazookas for breasts, we’re ok even if she shaved it all off. Just so we’re all clear on our level of emotional commitment. Yes, we’re as sensitive and fragile as the morning dew.


Frances Bean Cobain Is Following In Her Parents Footsteps

Frances Bean Cobain is about to make her music industry debut, reports NME.

The 17-year-old daughter of Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain is joining up with Andrew WK, Weird Al Yankovic and My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way, who welcomed his first child - baby girl Bandit Lee - in May 2009, to sing on a track titled “My Space” for the new Dresden Dolls side project called Evelyn Evelyn.

Recently, Frances Bean’s relationship with her mother has completely fallen apart. In December, Courtney lost legal control of her daughter of Frances, and shortly after, was issued a restraining order due to an online rant which she posted on her Facebook.


Courtney Love channeling Abraham Lincoln and Abba all in one day


Obviously taking a break from writing coked out sentences that make sense only to Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse, Courtney Love decided to venture out of her NYC apartment for a stroll…by pretending to be a colonialist of the 1700s on a bad acid trip..wait, had they mastered the art of tye-dying back then?


Courtney Love wants her liver to make love to Keith Richards’ liver


So you know, Courtney Love is still insane. Just in case you thought those electroshock treatments she’s been getting (her doctor tells her it’s not electricity, it’s a divine deity trying to relocate from heaven into her brain) managed to turn some of the candy bracelets into actual brain cells. And honestly, it’s not because she’s thinking of assaulting Keith Richards, extracting his liver and taking it to a lab for analysis, it’s that she thinks her liver did not become septic, fall off its stem, pass through her intestines like gallstones and then pissed away one of those nights she was sitting on the toilet composing her next Twitter rant.

Via OK! Magazine:

The Hole singer and Richards have both publicly battled substance abuse problems – but Love insists despite their party lifestyles, they will have “incredibly healthy” bodies.

She says, “I wanna meet Keith Richards, I’ve never met him. I don’t know what I’m gonna say to him, but I’m gonna touch his liver and I’m gonna let him touch my liver and it’ll be awesome. I’m gonna make him lift up his shirt and I’m gonna say, ‘Can I touch your liver?’ And I’m gonna touch where his liver is and see if it’s putrefied or something. I think we both must have incredibly healthy livers. We must!”


Courtney Love wants to save Ke$ha…Ke$ha now under FBI protective custody


Apparently, doctors at the schizophrenic ward loosened the restraints on Courtney Love’s straitjacket because she’s been using her hands…or feet, nobody can tell for sure from the way she writes, to Twitter about her maternal feelings (nothing to do with the one she gave birth to, due to a small technicality called restraining order). And since doctors are oblivious to her powers of bringing absolute chaos and distraction on earth like a messenger right out of the Apocalypse (which primarily happens when she twitters naked pics while sitting on the crapper), they did not give her a battery operated plastic Toys R Us computer, but a real one with an actual internet connection.

And so we came to find that her latest mission in life is to save Ke$ha’s soul from utter obliteration…because Ke$ha tearing up the charts with her new #1 album Animal and hit song “TiK ToK,” is obviously the devil’s work.
“Ke$ha is in dire need of a vibe that matches her,” Love Twittered. “She’s being moulded into something not her that will fail. I want to save her … Ke$ha I need to school her … Ke$ha I will save you. Sweetheart you make me go all maternal, I want to save you from the jaws of impermanence and soul death…”

Coming soon to a Twitter page near you: Courtney Love challenges Faust for Ke$ha’s soul by betting she can down a kilo of coke in one sitting faster than he can and throws in an unforgettable night of corpse sex with her if he wins to sweeten the deal. Faust declines because scabies and pubic lice are frowned upon in hell.


Courtney Love threatens to sue in-laws over daughter’s custody


The fight between Courtney Love and her in-laws over the custody of her daughter Frances Bean has just entered into the ugly lane. Last month, Love was slapped with a temporary restraining order that prevents her from contacting her 17-year-old daughter. And now the fiery singer has threatened to sue the mother and sister of her late husband Kurt Cobain.

People is reporting a series of tweets made by Courtney which give out a clear message that she is raging mad over the loss of her daughter and someone’s going to pay the price. And, of course, that someone is... her late husband’s mother and sister.
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Courtney Love Threatens Lawsuit Over Custody Of Frances

After her recent facebook rant, Courtney Love has now taken to Twitter to publicly discuss her plans to sue the mother and sister of her late husband, Kurt Cobain, for custody of 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean, People reports.

Using the new Twitter handle CourtneyLoveUK, the 45-year-old mother-of-one said: "this s--t with the bean needs to be exposed for what it is right f--king NOW enough."

The Hole frontwoman also wrote: "they squeesed my bank accounts so that they were frozen because they know im going to sue the holy s--t out of them and now are … crocodiling my kid whose better than this seriously she was raised too well to be bought," referring to Frances' grandmother, Wendy O'Connor, and aunt Kimberly Dawn Cobain.

Last month, Frances ordered a temporary restraining order against her troubled mother.

Love also Tweeted her state of loneliness without Frances in her life: "im severely lonely without my best friend and no am not on drugs BTW."


Courtney Love tweets new tats and old nipple…caution, protective goggles needed

Courtney Love showing off her new tattoos via her Twitter

For those other than the very few shameful ones who’ve woken up next to something equal to or worse than Courtney Love, don’t say we didn’t worn you. Cataracts could well be a side effect of staring at Courtney Love in this naked state for more than 2 seconds. Damn the person who taught her how to use a computer! Couldn’t she have learned how to do magic tricks with her crack pipe instead? And don’t you dare say she looks half-decent in these shots because we’re sending you to the same sex rehab clinic that Tiger Woods is in so your penises can exchange love stories and weep during “sharing” class.


Christmas Eve Honey Drops!

U2 Christmas, baby please come home

This little bee is still working at her other job, so I thought I’d link to some of my besties.

Love and wishes, Bee


Tag Heuer releases a new Tiger Woods Watch – Starcasm

David Bowie and Bing Crosby, never gets old- Dipped in Cream

Jake Gyllenhaal’s abs are a Christmas gift, just for you – I need my fix

Kate Hudson channels Kate Moss -Hollywood Tuna

What a sad Christmas for Minnie Driver, her father passed away -I’m Not Obsessed

What modern homemaker isn’t making fantastic fudge for Christmas? -ModernRetroWoman

Sienna Miller doesn’t do snow for Christmas - The Skinny

Was Courtney Love abusing her daughter? -ICYDK

Who wants a Hangover? - SOMG

The Jonas Brothers go for cool - Celebrity VIP

Date night for Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger - Daily Stab

Tila Tequilla lied, again, about being pregnant, again -Bitten and Bound

Two Words: Doll Hands! -Poor Britney

Leann Rimes is lovin’ but who?- Celebrity Smack

Susan Sarandon’s new 31 year old toy is a downgrade fo’ sho’ -Celebitchy

Stars sans makeup. Who looks good, and who uh, doesn’t – popbytes

How Dane Cook can make a comeback? -popeater

Lindsay Lohan gets a bargain - Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Why does Eva Longoria have a perfume? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry


After her crazy Facebook rants, Courtney Love slapped with restraining order


Not long after Courtney Love lost legal guardianship of her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and on the same day her own lawyer was quoted as saying that Frances preferred to live with her grandmother Courtney Love took to her Facebook page to vent her frustrations with the legal system, her former mother-in-law and her daughter:

“[Frances] thinks she has all this money, [but] the point is I have all the money she has … I don’t care really, I hate to sound cold, but any kid of mine who pulls this sh– has lost her position,” Love reportedly wrote. “The good news is now that Frances is clearly deluded that she [thinks she] can buy her grandmother a ’small house in L.A.’ I’d love to see how that works. They’ll incubate her until she’s 18 and then have her sign all the indemnifications.”

Courtney also went after Perez Hilton who also posted a second diatribe along with the Facebook rant, in which Love is quoted as calling Frances “a wonderful kid” with “bad people around her,” then warns her that by living with O’Connor, she’s entering “a juvenile family circus … this is what — along with his mother — killed your father.”

But according to Love, the two pieces of text were unrelated — she claimed the second post was taken from “a personal letter” — and that, by posting them together, Hilton had “defamed [her] and [her] child.”

“You just lied … I f—ing hate you, you fat-ass piece of bull sh–,” Love wrote in another Facebook post on Tuesday night. “Part of that was from a personal letter and part of that you made up, and that’s illegal.”

On Wednesday, a judge issued a restraining order against Love, barring any contact with Frances Bean. This prompted yet another typo-ridden post, this time bringing in her favorite family of all time, the Spears (she had claimed Britney’s dad molested her in an older post):

“id just prefer she not become Jaimie [sic] L Spears,”

“she should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.”

“There’s not a whole lot i can do about it,”

“This is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and it’s not Frances!”

“i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted.”


Frances Cobain Gets Restraining Order Against Mom

Things have gone from bad to worse for troubled rocker, Courtney Love. Not only did she recently lose legal control over her daughter Frances Bean Cobain, TMZ reports that a judge has now issued a restraining order, prohibiting Courtney from having any direct or indirect contact with the 17-year-old.

The restraining order comes after an online rant by mommy dearest.

I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this s**t has lost her position..." Love, 45, rants on her Facebook page. "She was deceptive, she lied and she's lying to herself... My daughter is not always honest."

As we reported two days ago, a judge created a temporary guardianship on behalf of Frances Bean. The legal guardians are Wendy O'Connor, Kurt Cobain's mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt's sister.

A hearing is set for January 5.