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Christina Aguilera is one hot, bow-legged mess

41365PCN_AguileraChristina Aguilera performed at the Today Show yesterday, and doesn’t she look like a young Cyndi Lauper back when Cyndi’s best friend Gin-a And Toni-c told her how to do her hair and make-up before a stage appearance? But with a lot more camel toe and legs Happy the bow-legged Dwarf from Snow White would kill for. Start getting undressed if we’re getting warm (ladies first).

 

Lady Gaga at amFAR New York Gala

This week Lady Gaga and Cyndi Lauper helped launch this year's Viva Glam MAC shades at the amFAR/MAC Gala. However, her hot-pink Viva Glam lipstick was not the only adornment on her face:

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Lady Gaga had sex with an oyster

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Here’s Lady Gaga at last night’s AmFar Benefit Gala (The Foundation For AIDS Research) that kicks off Fashion Week in New York City where she performed her new song Future Love looking like she mated with a dozen marine mollusks and then let them finish on her face. Cyndi Lauper was in tow looking like an alcoholic zebra, but with this shellfish ejaculation bonanza next to her, she might as well have been invincible.