Here’s 49-year old Daryl Hannah on the beach in Malibu yesterday making out with a gentleman we’re fairly sure hasn’t washed since 1995 because shampoo kills baby seals. Who knows, maybe they showed each other their lice infested pubic hair as a commitment to the environment and that got them horny. Funny, but we always thought Daryl’s soulmate would have branches growing out of its arms and bark fungus. Well, close enough.


















