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Did Khloe Steal the Limelight in the Kardashian’s Topless Jeans Ad?!?!

The Kardashian girl’s new line of denim jeans created for curvacious figures are eye catching enough when you put them on Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe; but, when they decided to spice it up and go topless for the ad… yeah, that was pure genius.

Of course, they kept their modesty by covering their goods with their arms… unfortunately. But, that doesn’t mean that the pictures aren’t sexy as hell, because they are definitely that. Kim posted on her website, ‘Kourt, Khloe and I decided to go natural for our Kardashian Kollection denim shoot with Nick Saglimbeni and pose in only our favorite jeans! What do you think of the pic? I think it’s such a beautiful shot and Khloe and Kourtney both look so stunning! Xo’

Indeed, Kim, it is a beautiful shot. But, it certainly wasn’t what many expected. How is that, you ask? Well, normally it’s Kim’s booty that steals the show in any photo she’s in… but did one sister outshine her? It is entirely possible that, yes, one sister did. And it’s probably not the sister people would automatically think of, either.

Khloe, the Kardashian sister who many believe is the ugly duckling of the bunch, shined brighter than she ever has… and all in the wake of her daddy drama — you remember, right? Where two of her late father’s ex-wives came out to the tabloids saying that Khloe’s father was, in all actuality, not even her biological father. At one point, there was even a rumor that the locked up OJ Simpson was actually Khloe’s father. Mmm, sorry, think not.

Even through all of the controversy, Khloe managed to look unbelievably stunning in all of her shots. But, what do you think, were Khloe’s hot curves and slimmer figure enough to outshine her sisters?

Khloe in denim Kim's badonkadonk in denim Kourtney in denim The topless Kardashian Jean Ad The topless Kardashian Jean Ad Who stole the show...

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian naked for Dash photo shoot

article-0-091FBE8B000005DC-660_468x291Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian along with two new Dash employees posed for a “nude” shoot to promote the revamping of their Miami branch of Dash and we would have known this was 100% airbrushed even if we hadn’t seen their behind the scenes pics because a) We’re pretty sure even a sasquatch has a set of nipples and there’s no site of them in this pic and b) there are no Snickers bars falling from its crotch. Or at the very least hanging from its rod holster along with a dozen dead fish. “Me want break. Fooooood tiiiiiiiiiiimeeee!!!”.