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David Arquette’s Ex-Mistress, Jasmine Waltz, Has a Sex Tape
David Arquette’s ex-mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other.
Apparently the tape features naughty Valentine candy heart play, because there’s nothing sexier than covering your body with sugary, chalky residue and ruining a holiday (although, if they must ruin a holiday, I’m glad they ruined Valentine’s Day and not a cooler holiday like Halloween or the Fourth of July. Imagine the horrible things that could happen when stars combine genitalia and explosives).
Quoth she:
I’m absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. I’m not even famous which blows my mind even more, I’m just a girl in Hollywood.
Isn’t it funny how the tape just mysteriously got into someone else’s hands for profit? Suuuure, you had nothing to do with the video’s release. We believe that. And just when we had completely forgotten all about this chick and her 5 minutes of fame. Well, as much fame as banging David Arquette could possibly bring.
Besides, that quote sounds more like the voice over intro to a reality show that I would not admit to watching.
Courteney Cox Has a Nip Slipping Bikini Malfunction
Maybe she just feels liberated by her separation from David Arquette, but we’re glad Courteney Cox finally allowed us a glimpse of the goods. Really throws that whole Monica persona right out the window for good, right?
Plus, now we can definitely say that we are willing to be young, upstart deer to Courteney’s cougar anytime. We were already pretty down, but now we might start lying around in known cougar hunting grounds, looking vulnerable and available.
Jasmine Waltz and Her Tiny Awesome Ass in a Bikini
Jasmine Waltz is that chick who got some exposure last month for having been letting David Arquette bang her because Courteney Cox wasn’t giving him any and wanted a divorce. Well yesterday she was “spotted” on a California beach in a tiger print bikini showing off her little ass.
Speaking of which, do people in LA just randomly walk around the beach waiting for any peeping Tom with a camera to take pictures of them doing some outlandish poses (the last time I was in a pose like that I was about to get my temperature taken the hard way) or is this another case of a nobody-knows-skank hiring a photographer in the hopes of being the next Heidi Montag.
Jasmine Waltz Even Looks Sexy in Mugshots
Smile whore, you’re on camera! David Arquette’s cocktail waitress fling has a secret drug arrest past. Just days after the announcement of his separation from Courteney Cox after 11-years of marriage, it has been revealed that his new girlfriend has a rap sheet as well as a long list of past sugar daddies celebrity suitors. Jasmine Waltz, a bartender and wannabe actress who Arquette admitted this week to having mounted, was arrested back in 2000 for possession of 20 grams of weed.
I’m glad she’s hired some PR people to help leak out all the dirty info on her in the hope of makeing her famous for nothing more than taking a cock insertion from a married man. Because if there is one thing we really needed in this world it was another slut looking for her 15 minutes of fame. On the plus side this one is actually smoking hot.
David Arquette Split Up With Courteney Cox for This
Life & Style magazine has confirmed what has been rumored for some time: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split up! In a press release issued by the publication it is revealed that Courteney and David have been separated for a couple months and David Arquette has already rebounded with serial celebrity arm candy Jasmine Waltz.
If that name sounds familiar it could be because of an extensive dating resume that includes Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt, or it could be because Jasmine, 28, was the waitress that supposedly punched out Lindsay Lohan at LiLo’s birthday celebration at Voyeur in LA!
According to TMZ:
Arquette explained that he and Courteney stopped having sex around one month before they started shooting “Scream 4″ in Michigan … and drifted from there.He also claims Courteney was the one who insisted they try separating right after their 11th wedding anniversary back in June … after she told David that she was “tired of being your mother.”David claims he still loves Courteney — and calls her one of the most amazing people on the planet.David is also adamant that he never cheated on Courteney before the split — but admits he has had sex with rebound chick Jasmine Waltz … his “one conquest.”
Most people need to have sex. People who cut off their partners from sex will be cheated on and/or dumped. Pretty simple Courteney. Especially if they meet someone who looks like that, HOT DAMN!
Just One Pic: Courteney Cox
David Arquette tweeted this pic of his wife Courteney Cox riding a mini-Cadillac Escalade. The caption reads,
Courteney celebrating Michael Jackson’s Birthday. Wearing a Captain EO shirt - hilarious.
There’s no doubt that Courteney is such an adorable woman and David is an amazing husband, but it’s the caption that’s giving me the jitters. Tell me, how many of us actually remembered the King of Pop on his birthday on 29 August?!
David Arquette: Daughter Coco Might Be In ‘Scream 4′
David Arquette will soon be reprising his role as Dewey Riley for the upcoming Scream 4. And set to star alongside him? Wife Courtney Cox Arquette – she'll be slipping back into her role as reporter Gale Weathers. The two met on the set of the original Scream almost fifteen years ago.
So with both David and Courtney starring in the movie, will we be seeing daughter Coco, 5, appearing on screen alongside her parents?
"She may be in a picture somewhere," David hints, in an interview with E! News.
If Coco does make her big screen debut in the flick, chances are mom and dad won't let her see the movie – the last Scream installment was rated 'R.'
Courteney Cox-Arquette & David Arquette Team Up For A Good Cause
A team both on-screen and off, Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette recently announced that they are collaborating on a new project for a good cause.
The Cougar Town star and her hubby of 10 years, who are parents to 5-year-old daughter Coco, have partnered with US jeweller Satya to create a new line to raise money and awareness in the fight against Epidermolysis Bullosa, a rare and sometimes fatal genetic disorder characterized by extremely fragile skin. The butterfly-adorned pieces range in price from $24 to $348.
"There is a beautiful child named Brendon, the son of one of our dear friends, Andrea Pett Joseph, who was born with Epidermolysis Bullosa or EB," David tells Vogue.com. "We were not aware of the condition until it affected us personally but, of course, once we got to know this incredible child we wanted to do whatever we could to help."
David, who also works closely with Feeding America and LA-area food pantries, says that their daughter Coco inspires him and Courteney want to do whatever they can to help others.
"I think becoming a parent redefines your understanding of love and compassion. Beyond spirituality, it is about being a good person and doing what you can to make a difference and make this world a better place. It is important to do positive things in your life."
Are you ready to ‘Scream’ again?
Horror of horrors! Wes Craven is bringing back his Ghostface killer from the dead in order to create another sequel to the Scream franchise. And two of the biggest stars from the series have just thrown their hats back into the bloody ring. According to E! Online:
It’s official! David Arquette and Courteney Cox have signed on to reunite with the Ghostface killer.
“We are going to be doing Scream 4,” Arquette said. “Kevin Williamson is writing the script at this moment, and hopefully Wes Craven is going to direct.”
In the original horror trilogy, Arquette played Deputy Dewey Riley with Cox as a tabloid television reporter Gale Weathers…
Rumors began several months ago that the two were in talks for the fourth installment.
“I fell in love with my wife on Scream, so the opportunity to bring [Dewey] back to life and for my wife to play that really bitchy character again, it’s just going to be really fun,” Arquette said. “It’s just great.”
While Williamson recently revealed that Neve Campbell has turned down the chance to reprise her role as Sidney Prescott, Arquette said, “I hope Neve does it. I really hope so.”
As for a new storyline, Arquette laughed: “Kevin has sort of put out the broad strokes, but I don’t think I’m at liberty to share any of that.”
Source: E! Online