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Eva Longoria Has a Nip Slip on Letterman

Many people claim to have seen the slipped nipples of Eva Longoria during her Letterman appearance last night. You’ll have to watch the clip below to decide for yourself if that is actually her nipple coming out to say hi there – we, for one, are still on the fence about how much of any sort of nipple we may have seen.

Because, yes, her jacket was definitely gapping, and it’s clear that there was the possibility of some exposure, and that someone may have seen something… but did we, in fact, actually see anything worth jerking over? We’ll have to get back to you after another few dozen or so views. (What? Thoroughness is next to godliness!)

 

Selena Gomez Looking Hot for Letterman

Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, wearing this sexy little number. So now you have another reason to hate that little lesbian troll Bieber. Because he’s scissoring the shit out of this while you are jerking off to those pictures of Ke$ha. Actually this post is pretty much our way of saying sorry for the Ke$ha post.

Now when the heck is Selena going to start Twittering unshaved beaver shots of herself, tramp stamping her lower back and ribcage and passing out drunk at other celebrities homes. She´s way behind the average Disney princess in that regard.

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David Letterman Producers Duped by Fake Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday it was announced that Lindsay Lohan would be presenting the Top Ten list on the Late Show With David Letterman tomorrow night, via satellite from her house in LA. The producers of the show had gotten a call from a “friend” of Lindsay Lohan and booked her to appear on the show on Thursday through this intermediary.

Well Lindsay went to Twitter and said she won’t be doing it:

“I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the confusion.”

Turns out the “friend” was a fake. The producer for Letterman told E!

“We made a mistake. Someone purporting to be a friend of Lindsay’s reached out to the show yesterday, allegedly on her behalf, and booked her to appear. Clearly, this person was not authorized to make commitments on her behalf.”

According to TMZ, this certain “friend” was her father. Like other acts of media terrorism, Michael Lohan is taking credit for booking her on the show. Which is making us think he’s also the “sources close to Lindsay” we always hear about in the tabloids.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be more vigilant about identity theft… Speaking of, I wonder if it’s the same 190lb redhead that I picked up at a dive bar in L.A. at 3am last Saturday that told me SHE was Lindsay Lohan.

 

Olivia Munn is Like a Busty Cookie Monster

Olivia Munn was on David Letterman last night promoting her new NBC sitcom Perfect Couples. But before talking to David she tweeted from backstage these pictures of her… umm… sweet “cookies”. The kind of “cookies” I’d like to dip in milk and then munch on. Before attempting to find her G4 spot.

She also explained that she wasn’t always hot, and used to be a bit geeky (which, of course helped her nail her job on ‘Attack of the Show’ and win the hearts of every geek in America). She also had something to say about the time she moved from Japan to Oklahoma at the age of 16:

“In America, the way to make friends is, like, throw a party,” Munn told Letterman. “Some kids at school found out that my parents were gonna be out of town. I said, ‘Sure,’ I would have a party. So then, as I was walking through the halls, somebody hands me a flyer, like, ‘Here, go to this party.’ And I looked at the flyer and it was directions to my house. Sad, but it was actually fun for me, because I was like, ‘Now people want to be my friend.’”

And now, everyone wants to be her friend. You know, because of her cookies.

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Video: Joaquin Phoenix returns to David Letterman with an apology


Since director Casey Affleck has already revealed that Joaquin Phoenix’s supposed documentary I’m Still Here is not real, Joaquin decided to do a little work himself and set the records straight with David Letterman and reveal that he actually made a fool of him on his show last year. Hats off to Joaquin and Casey for the great performance. Check out the concluding part of this segment after the jump.
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Christina Aguilera pays David Letterman a pant-less visit

FP_5174513_Aguilera_Christ1ina_CJNY_060910Well, it was about time Christina Aguilera developed the same allergic reaction to pants as Lady Gaga (damn it, someone is deliberately sawing peanuts in the pockets, aren’t they!) because she paid David Letterman a visit without them last night. Except, well, you know, she’s been wearing the same sparkly tights for more than 48 hours now (see appearance on the Today Show on the 8th). Krusty krabby patty, anyone? It’s…yummy?

 

Jennifer Garner can make dolphins orgasm

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Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman on Tuesday to promote her upcoming movie Valentine’s day where she told Dave a very relevant story about the time a dolphin put his adorable little fins around her leg and proceeded to ejaculate. We’re guessing to make a point that love (and come) is all around us and we need not look further than our messy calves??

Via Huffington Post:

“I had my feet dangling in the water,” she told David Letterman Tuesday night. “And the dolphin came and swam right over my foot. I thought, ‘That was so cool!’”
The dolphin started swimming around her leg faster and faster until something happened.
“I said to the trainer, ‘I think the dolphin just peed,’” she said. “He said, ‘No, ma’am, no.’”

In case you’re wondering if you were dead wrong all this time and Jennifer Garner is really so attractive even dolphins dig her, remember that this particular dolphin didn’t get to see her face, just went with how the feet looked under water. And for the record, we know that dolphin and he’s the aquarium’s pervert. In fact, he was sued for sexually harassing a seal just the other week so his standards are at best, dubious.

 

Dollhouse’s Eliza Dushku gets dolled up for David Perverman

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Eliza Dushku put on her tight bandage dress and platform heels and went to “heel” David Letterman’s wounded heart on Tuesday (October 6). Not sure what her intentions were with the Michael Jackson gloved hand, but we’re guessing she wanted to spank David in his upstairs pad with it after the show.