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Somebody gave Diane Keaton a modelling job!

Chico’s just committed suicide. That’s the brand who hired 65-year old Diane Keaton to be the new face (my keyboard just laughed at this) of their clothing line. Either the brand manager of this brand is a genius because women will look at the campaign pics and go “hey, for once she doesn’t look like she got up from the steel table before the autopsy was finished, so i should buy that”, or they’re expanding their target demographic to include dead people. Which means these posters will soon hit a graveyard near you.

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Diane Keaton & Daughter Dexter

Annie Hall star, Diane Keaton, was pictured picking up her 13-year-old daughter Dexter from school in Santa Monica on Monday (November 16). Diane is also mom to 8-year-old son, Duke. She adopted both children on her own.

The Father of the Bride star recently shared the first public photo of her kids and talked about her non-existent love life.

I'm free to do what I want to try to do. I don't have to worry that I'm not living up to some responsibility as a partner to somebody else. I don't think men even look at me anymore."

 

Harrison Ford has to make out with this!

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Yes, the Medousa in hair rollers is Diane Keaton, and Harrison Ford has to pretend he falls in love with her (and exchange dentures with her when kissing time comes) in what is scheduled to be most repulsive romantic comedy ever (unless you’re an octogenarian, in which case you’ll be watching a hot babe making out with a stud) and one that affirms our belief that old people should take up gardening whenever they get the urge to fornicate.

By the way, Diane tried to hide the horror that was her face in a helo of rollers by wearing a blanket on her head, but because she almost got a heat stroke trying to make it to the set of the movie Morning Glory she decided to lose the blanket and scare everyone shitless instead.