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Oh the holidays.  Filled with love, and good cheer.  Oh and don’t forget running into people you haven’t seen in quite a while and lots and lots and lots of photos that will be all over social media.  All followed by New Year’s resolutions to lose all the weight you gained by eating the heads [...]
 

Lady Gaga Gaining Weight: A Pasta Problem?

It’s no secret that Lady Gag has been gaining weight (see pictures in gallery below) but up ‘til now we didn’t know if she was gaining that weight because she was pregnant. Well, it turns out that there is no baby growing inside of Lady Gaga; just strands of pasta and a few pounds of fresh mozzarella cheese. Lady Gaga talked about her recent weight gain in an interview with Elvis Duran,

“I love eating pasta and pizza. I’m a New York Italian girl. That’s why I have been staying out of New York. My father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing. It’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in.” Lady Gaga told radio host Elvis Duran.

The singer did admit that she is now back on a pretty strict diet,

 

“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds. And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to bulk up, get muscular, and I really don’t like that.”

Damn, 25 pounds? That’s a lot of spaghetti! But, I say, good for Lady Gaga! It must be hard to follow such a strict diet; it’s nice to see a celebrity who is not so obsessed about their weight. If my father had his own Italian restaurant I’d probably gain 25 pounds, too. However, you can bet that will not be happening anytime soon…unless you count being a delivery driver for Dominos as working at an “Italian” restaurant. ladygaga ladygaga1 ladygaga2 ladygaga3

 

Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin

Forget a sandwich; Ali Lohan needs a whole cow. The 18-year-old was seen walking around while doing some errands yesterday. She could be seen carrying around some fruit and coffee, which is probably the diet, that 75% of Hollywood is on. Lohan signed a modeling contract last year; so many people think that she is afraid to put on a few pounds.

However, she might be headed down a very dangerous road. Ali is believed to be around 5’8 and it looks like she weighs less than 100 pounds. Hamptons Diet creator Dr. Fred Pascatore told RadarOnline the following,

“She looks terrible and it definitely seems like there is an eating disorder or super serious dieting going on, which she clearly doesn’t need. It is frightening.”

We have learned from a few sources that Ali is well aware of her weight and that “she doesn’t have an eating disorder.” but they do say that she is on a very strict diet and wants to maintain her current weight.

…sure sounds like an eating disorder to me. Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin Ali Lohan Looking Very Thin

 

Jason Mraz Claims He Is Better in Bed Thanks to Vegan Diet!

Let’s be honest, every guy wants to be better in bed. We’re also just “that” close to clicking on one of those spam e-mails that claim they will make us “bigger” you know? But, then you realize it probably wouldn’t work and would cause more embarrassment than anything. Well, Jason Mraz may have found something that is very natural and will improve your skills in bed! He wrote the following on his blog… I’ve also been on a pretty strict plant-based diet for 4 months now – feeling stronger, fitter, healthier and more productive. I ride longer distances on my bike, can do more pull-ups than ever, and my brain seems to have a larger capacity for new projects, problem solving, songwriting, and fielding random questions. My health and strength make me a better performer and all that combined gives me more confidence to go out in the world and shine my light. It also makes me a lot better in bed. Just sayin…   So, there you have it. If you want to feel like a superhero in bed…just go on a Vegan diet. Of course that is easier said than done. Could you really give up juicy hamburgers, just to add a few seconds to your love life? I don’t think most guys could do it. That would be a great reality show, though. “How Far Would You Go For A Better Sex Life? Hosted by Alex Trebek” Why Alex Trebek? Because he is the best game show host, ever! That’s why. Plus, I’d love to hear, “Uh, what is an Alabama Hot Pocket?” 
 

Pamela Anderson Shows Off Her Body in a Tiny Bikini!

The former Baywatch star and sex tape star still has a nice body, even though she is already 44! She was at a beach in Hawaii with her boyfriend and she didn’t leave anything up for imagination in a tiny black bikini. I am not sure why she looks like a chimpanzee in the face, but I am going to ignore that and just stare at her ass. That’s not a bad looking ass for a 44 year old and according to her, it’s all thanks to her “diet” and her two sons. “My kids keep me in shape. I play every sport with them – football, basketball, baseball. I’m always outside and on the beach and in the water and I’m not a real gym person. I don’t do the gym and I don’t diet – I’m vegetarian but I don’t diet.” I think we would all want to play a little full contact football with Pamela Anderson. I have a feeling I would “accidentally” somehow always be falling on her tits with my face. So, which Pamela do you all prefer? The Baywatch Pamela or 44 year old Pamela? I’ve included some Baywatch pictures down below. To me it’s a no-brainer, I would definitely choose Baywatch Pamela, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t still try to hit it now.
 

Jennifer Aniston eats baby food to stay thin

It looks like Jennifer Aniston will be losing her teeth soon if she doesn’t get back to chewing. At least that’s what OK! Magazine is telling us. Apparently she gave up crunchy food in favor of eating goo in order to stay thin. Wonder if she gets the craving to use her chompers during sex. “Mmmm, that penis looks delicious. Chomp, chop. Gerard? Gerard? Where are you going??”

Via Ok! Magazine:

Jennifer Aniston has reportedly jumped aboard the baby food diet wagon in a bid to shape up.

The actress is said to have enlisted the help of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson, whose clientele list includes Jennifer’s best pal Courtney Cox, singer Shakira, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson.

Fitness guru Tracy is believed to have recommended The Baby Food Cleanse eating plan for Jennifer – who apparently wanted to shift some weight before she flew out to Hawaii to shoot new movie Just Go With It.

The plan involves 14 portions of pureed food a day such as fruit smoothies, pureed oatmeal and pears with cinnamon and soups containing dandelion greens.

But experts say the baby food diet is not good for your health in the long run, as adults need to chew food to stop their teeth becoming loose.

 

Kelly Clarkson is holding a salad…and the guy next to her is carrying her chilli dogs

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Here’s Kelly Clarkson looking like Jack Osbourne before the weight loss trying to smuggle some doritos under the lettuce like a truck driver with a load of mexicans hiding inside his potato cartons in the back of his truck…because you know she breaks out in hives when green comes in contact with her mouth (unless the flavor is mint and she has to whip out that tongue and lick it).

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