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Matt Lauer possibly banged a tranny

gallery_main-matt-lauer-transsexual-01Right about now, Matt Lauer is probably locked up in one of NBC’s bathrooms, looking at his penis and going “little dude, we fucked a DUDE!! How do we come back from that? You were supposed to smell an impostor, my precious poonhound! *changes voice to that of Paddington Bear* But it felt so real, Matt. It was warm and safe like it always is. It was the surgeons, Matt. THEY tricked us! Go get them!”

Via National Enquirer:

The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer’s shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales … Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.

Via the New York Post:

Alexis Houston — the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with “Today” show host Matt Lauer  — had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston. Whitney Houston sued Wellington (whose original name was Stuart) in 1996 because he was claiming to be her cousin. Whitney alleged that Wellington used the false relationship to defraud an elderly New York doctor of $100,000 using credit cards and forged checks, the AP reported at the time.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

“She told me they got married in Niagara Falls,” said our source, “but they have since separated.”