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TacoCopter

So you think it’s cool that you can order pizza from your phone?  How bout using your phone to summon a helicopter to deliver you some tacos via GPS?  Sounds like a joke,  but apparently the only thing keeping this from becoming a reality is the FAA and their current regulations.  I can just picture one of these things falling on someone.  I don’t know if I’m ready for death by tortilla shells…but then I think about all those Del Taco runs at 2 a.m.  How awesome would it be to watch one of these hover above you and deliver a late night snack to soak up all that alcohol.  In my drunken state I’d probably try to ride it.

 

 

Dear Shae, Where does “Happy Hour” come from? – Grace O.

Dear Shae, Where does the term “Happy Hour” come from? 

 - Grace O.

 

Dear Grace,
No one really knows for sure, but a Navy buddy of mine says that it might have originated from the United States Navy.  I guess back in the 1920′s there was a part of the day when the seamen (LOL. Semen) liked to relax by boxing or wrestle to relieve some stress.  ‘Happy Hour’ was slang referring to that time of day.  It wasn’t until sometime in the 1960′s the term was used in correlation with cheap drinks and appetizers. Here are some more dull facts regarding ‘Happy Hour.’
Massachusetts implemented a state wide ban in 1984 and in 2011 the state of Utah passed a ban on Happy Hours effective January 1st, 2012.  Two places I plan on never visiting…How can I enjoy myself in a state than bans hot wings from 5 to 6 pm?

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Amy Winehouse’s Family Say the Toxicology Report Was Clean

Amy Winehouse‘s family says toxicology results from her autopsy reveal she had no illegal substances in her system when she died. However, while the family previously claimed that quitting alcohol cold turkey is what killed her, the report shows she had been drinking shortly before her death.

The family has this to say, Via BBC News:

Toxicology results have shown “no illegal substances” in Amy Winehouse’s system at the time of her death, according to her family. They say tests indicate alcohol was present but it cannot yet be determined if it played a role in the singer’s death last month. Winehouse’s family thanked police and added that they await the outcome of an inquest on 26 October.

Right… Also in the news: Kim Kardashian married for love, Lindsay Lohan is enrolled as a geology major at Harvard and January Jones won the Miss Congeniality award.

Well the statement did make it clear that no illegal substances were found. But she probably had enough Ambien, Diazepam, Oxycodone, and a side of Xanax in her system to kill 17 horses.

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Jessica Simpson is a Big Fat Drunken Mess

Here is Jessica Simpson leaving the Katsuya sushi restaurant in Hollywood with her fiance, Eric Johnson, the other night. Looking like she is at that magical drunken point in the evening when she realizes she needs to eat some cheese fries, STAT! I’m just thankful that these pictures don’t include her recycling her sushi later on. Because it’s pretty much a guarantee to happen at that level of intoxication. Kudos to the Simpson handler for dodging that bullet for us.

I miss those days when Jess was the hottest chick on Earth during her “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ ” era… Now she’s in more of a “This Booty Is Made For Storing Lard” era.

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Snooki Wakes Up in a Trash Can Once a Month

Uh Oh. Someone better tell Oscar the Grouch to get tested for venereal diseases because Snooki has been crashing at his place. She sat down on Tuesday for an interview with Ellen Degeneres, and told Ellen about her still-hard partying life and waking up in garbage cans once a month… Wait, she lives in New Jersey right, at least while shooting the show… so doesn’t that mean she wakes up in a garbage can every day?

Ellen: Now, when you say if you didn’t black out it’s a good night for you, are you serious?
Snooki: Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don’t. It sucks. So you’re like, “What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?”
Ellen: How often does that happen? Laughing
Snooki: Oh, like once a month.
Ellen: A good way to remember the night is to just not drink at all. Just throwing that out there.
Snooki: That’s not fun.
Ellen: So you had fun New Year’s. You’ve been so busy lately, right?
Snooki: So busy. The book is out today.
Ellen: Yeah, and I read some passages from it. It’s racy.
Snooki: Yeah, it’s a little vulgar. I actually toned it down because I know I have a lot of young fans who are like, 13, so I took a lot of swear words out. I don’t want to get them grounded or anything.
Ellen: But the blacking out thing isn’t a good example either.
Snooki: Well, I don’t want to be a role model.
Ellen: Oh, I see. That’s a good disclaimer.

Well Snooki you don’t have to worry about being a role model. All the 13 year old aspiring Jager trolls down in the trailer park can’t read.

We can only hope that one of those days that Snooki finds herself waking up in her natural habitat, it will be a trash collection day.
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According to Police, Lindsay Lohan was Drunk and/or High in Rehab

You probably won’t believe this shocking news, but the Palm Desert Police Department is saying that Lindsay Lohan violated her probation the night she allegedly attacked that Betty Ford employee by being under the influence of alcohol and probably drugs too. We know right? CRAZZZZY news.

Pretty sure Nostradamus predict this. Oh, my bad, it was everybody BUT Nostradamus.

According to TMZ:

Palm Desert Police Department officials believe Lindsay Lohan was under the influence of drugs or alcohol while at Betty Ford.

As TMZ first reported, the PD believes Lindsay committed violations of her probation — apart from the alleged December 12 battery.   Sources say the cops believe Lindsay was under the influence of drugs or alcohol — which would be a violation of her probation in the Beverly Hills DUI case.  And they believe she violated probation by refusing to submit to a breathalyzer.

I am actually starting to feel empathy for this pathetic train-wrec­k… Wait, no I’m not, that was just a stomach cramp. This really is one of those situations where the police need to shoot first and ask questions later.

RadarOnline also got in on this story:

Lindsay Lohan may have violated not just one, but several violations of her probation while undergoing treatment at the Betty Ford Center according to the Palm Desert Police Department, which will be turning its findings over to the Riverside County District Attorney and the L.A. County Probation Office. As Radar previously reported, if (Lohan), 24, is found to have violated the conditions of her probation, she could be headed back to jail.

In other equally shocking news, humans need air to live.

 

Tara Reid takes her party to St Tropez

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What is going on in St. Tropez?  It seems like every B and C-list celebrity has been hanging out on the beach and partying in the clubs there lately.  And where there’s a party, Tara Reid will show up.  Here she is, posing in front of 17 open bottles of champagne.  Do you think she drank most of them herself?

Surprisingly, Tara is looking somewhat sober and less disheveled than usual.  True, the loose, overhanging tan hide of hers in those tiny little jeans makes us want to scrub our eyes out with sand, but we have to say she looks OK for once.

Maybe it’s because she has a new man in her life?  The professional party-girl has been vacationing with her German boyfriend, internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann.  The two have been spotted walking hand-in-hand down the beach and living it up on a yacht.  True love or another drunken fling?  Only time will tell.

 

Lily Allen wigs out at Glastonbury Festival

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Sporting two wigs and nary a bra in sight, Lily Allen took in and performed at the Glastonbury music festival over the weekend.  Lily looked especially lovely in her revealingly low-cut purple performance outfit, but nearly had a wardrobe malfunction on stage.

“My tit tape’s fallen off!” proclaimed the singer in front of festival-goers.  She then dashed their hopes by revealing, ““I’ve got some tape covering my nipples just in case.”

Someone in Lily’s entourage must be looking out for her, because we doubt she had the presence of mind to prevent nip slips considering how loaded she looked.  Thankfully, by the next day, she seemed to have lost the nip tape and was running around in an almost see-through top.  That Lily Allen sure knows how to put on a show!