
You probably won’t believe this shocking news, but the Palm Desert Police Department is saying that Lindsay Lohan violated her probation the night she allegedly attacked that Betty Ford employee by being under the influence of alcohol and probably drugs too. We know right? CRAZZZZY news.
Pretty sure Nostradamus predict this. Oh, my bad, it was everybody BUT Nostradamus.
According to TMZ:
Palm Desert Police Department officials believe Lindsay Lohan was under the influence of drugs or alcohol while at Betty Ford.
As TMZ first reported, the PD believes Lindsay committed violations of her probation — apart from the alleged December 12 battery. Sources say the cops believe Lindsay was under the influence of drugs or alcohol — which would be a violation of her probation in the Beverly Hills DUI case. And they believe she violated probation by refusing to submit to a breathalyzer.
I am actually starting to feel empathy for this pathetic train-wreck… Wait, no I’m not, that was just a stomach cramp. This really is one of those situations where the police need to shoot first and ask questions later.
RadarOnline also got in on this story:
Lindsay Lohan may have violated not just one, but several violations of her probation while undergoing treatment at the Betty Ford Center according to the Palm Desert Police Department, which will be turning its findings over to the Riverside County District Attorney and the L.A. County Probation Office. As Radar previously reported, if (Lohan), 24, is found to have violated the conditions of her probation, she could be headed back to jail.
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