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David Hasselhoff got dumped by girlfriend at this event

Here’s David Hasselhoff leaving Clinton’s Celebrity Fastcard Event in London with his girlfriend Hayley last night, moments before she dumped him (he actually tweeted this a couple of hours later: “So Hayley Roberts Has dumped me”) and for the life of me I can’t understand what propelled her to do such a cruel, cruel thing. Was it perhaps that he wanted to pass alcohol breath as CPR to all the Baywatch-themed ladies at the event? Or that he confused a man’s head for a giant cheeseburger and went for it? Or that he was flirting with the pavement moments after he arrived at the event? Really, Hayley, give the man a break! After all, he did propose to you…4 TIMES!!! At least no one can blame him for lack of eagerness. Or inability to humiliate himself over and over and over again.

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Charlie Sheen Dumped by His Goddess, Bree Olsen

Charlie Sheen only has one “goddess” left. Bree Olson broke up with him via text message. Only Natalie Kenly remains as the Violent Torpedo Of Trainwreck plows through our nation.

The revelation came about during the Q & A portion of the show, with an audience member asking how he and the goddesses were doing. “Not well, because one left,” Sheen responded. He went on to reveal that she’d said her goodbye via text, but he wished her well.

Well Charlie, I sure hope you parted on good terms or she might do this to you (as tweeted by Bree earlier this month):

Don’t cross me If so I’ll butcher u brutally in my hotel bed & dispose of the body. I’ll just tell house keeping I was having a heavy flow.

No news yet if this means she’ll be back to taking it up the pooper on camera.

 

Mila Kunis is Single and Macaulay Culkin is Home Alone

The dance is over kids. After quietly dating for seven years, Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have quietly ended their even quieter relationship. Mila was clearly way out of his league anyways. But we give them props for keeping their shit down and not subjecting us to countless Enquirer and USWeekly covers where we would have to suffer his inbred face. Let’s see if Mila keeps it that way and doesn’t become an attention whore now that her Hollywood stock is rising. Hopefully she is grounded enough not to pull a Lohan or Britney meltdown. But we are still bracing ourselves for the sex tapes Macaulay will hopefully leak. He looks like he would be into taping himself tapping such a hot chick.

According to the New York post:

Kunis’ rep confirms that she and one-time child star Macaulay Culkin have gone their separate ways. “The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” her rep said. Kunis started dating Culkin seven years ago, when she starred as the snobby “Jackie” character in “That ’70s Show.” A source said the couple split some time ago but has kept it low-key while Kunis promotes the movie.

Just once, can’t a publicist say something like “The split was a disaster and they now hate each other”?

Good news is that now maybe she’ll return my calls. Well I’ll give her a few weeks, a true gentlemen allows a lady time to heal before calling on her as a suitor. Which is why I’ll be romantically hiding in her linen closet until the time is right. You have to be sensitive to a woman’s feelings you see. *puts on hockey mask*

 

Kristen Stewart dumps Robert Pattinson because he wanted marriage

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19-year-old actress Kristen Stewart apparently called time on her romance with her ‘Twilight’ co-star because 23-year-old British actor Robert Pattinson was making her feel pressured and smothered.

A source told ‘OK!’ magazine: “Robert was talking marriage but she told him they needed a break.”

It has also been claimed Kristen felt their relationship was stopping her from spending time with friends and family.

The couple – who have never confirmed their romance, despite being pictured looking intimate on several occasions – were also said to have been arguing over how to continue their relationship while living in different countries.

An insider explained: “Now ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ has finished filming, there’s been a lot of tension about the logistics of their relationship as Robert wants to go back to the UK, while Kristen prefers to stay in Los Angeles.”

There are still doubts about whether the whole romance is just a rumour, however.

While filming the third movie in the series, Robert Pattison- who plays vampire Edward Cullen – had been sharing a luxury penthouse apartment with Kristen, who stars as love interest Bella Swann.

The pair had rented out the entire 34th floor of the Sheraton Wall Centre Hotel in Vancouver, Canada at a cost of $850 a suite each night.

A source said: “They have two rooms joined by a door. They use a third suite on the floor to listen to music or watch Blu-ray movies on a large, flat screen, when they stay in after a day’s shooting or on weekends.”

The couple’s next on-screen appearance will be on November 11, when ‘New Moon’, the second film in ‘the Twilight Saga’ hits theatres.