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Jennifer Lopez dresses up as an elephant’s vagina again in honour of Super Bowl


Jennifer Lopez was performing at a pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday at the Liv Nightclub in Miami and for some unknown reason, she decided to wear her expired vagina (EXP:1999) outside her outfit again, as she did on New Year’s Eve. The only thing we can think of that justifies the shiny sausage outfit, is that the cast of The Hills was shooting an episode at the club as she was performing so perhaps she tried to off them all at once by mercilessly shooting sparkly turds and Spanx at them…in which case we applaud her.