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Elisabetta Canalis “Lormar” Lingerie Photoshoot

Elisabetta Canalis “Lormar” Lingerie Photoshoot.

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Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen: masters of publicity stunts

Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen know how to get people talking. Canalis spent quite some time getting tongues wagging about her romantic life, first with George Clooney and then with Steve-O which Cohen gets tongues wagging, well, every time he steps into character. Even so, I was a little surprised to see Canalis and Cohen teaming up for this stunt. It seemed a little uninspired for Cohen. Apparently Cohen and Canalis flirted and frolicked on the deck of his yacht on the way to the Cannes Film Festival, only to get in a lover’s quarrel. Cohen ended it by dragging Canalis below deck where I suppose we’re to believe he killed her. A short time later, one of his bodyguard threw what appeared to be a body bag over the side. Dark? Sure. Got people talking? Yes. Mission accomplished I suppose although, really, has anyone seen Canalis since …

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Elisabetta Canalis buries George Clooney in new book

Elisabetta Canalis (seen here with True Blood’s Mehcad Brooks in Berlin – because the black penis is the ultimate healing weapon for wounded hearts) is already coming out with a book(guess Dancing With The Stars didn’t do the magic trick) called Questo Amore (This Love) written by Italian Journalist Bruno Vespa in which she pretty much attempts to destroy the belief that George Clooney is the Alexander The Great of our modern times when it comes to conquering vaginas and that he’s more like a father figure than a lover?? And here I was thinking she’d say something like this: “The penis the George, he no like-a the gray bush, si? So he breaked it up with questo mio vaginello, il bastardo!”

Via People Magazine:

‘He has been special for me, and very important, just as a father would be.’

‘Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.’
‘George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids.
‘I don’t put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs.’

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.28.2011)

We get it Heidi Klum. You love Halloween? By why is your show wearing a condom??

Anne Hathaway just proved why make-up is crucial for the continuation of the human species.

Elton John’s kid is trying to call out for help there, isn’t he.

Sinead O’Connor and Deborah Harry at an event in L.A last night. Time, lesbiantry, drugs and a hefty dose of crazy has sure fucked with them, hasn’t it?

Sandra Bullock, where is thou cleavage?

Rosie Huntington must dive into a bucket of fried chicken NOW, for the sake of her breasts!

Rose McGowan’s lips are soon going to need an anchor to hold them down.

Geri Halliwell is doing lingerie campaigns now.

Elisabetta Canalis has forgotten all about George thanks to the black penis.

Mila Jovovich is the apocalypse in the 2012 Campari calendar.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.17.2011)

Hillary Clinton boogie woogies to Lady Gaga at Prez Clinton’s 65th birthday celebration. She’s now ready to be our next President.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan dresses appropriately for the same event.”Bill, what did we say about hookers and public appearances??” “But honey, it’s my birthday!!”

Elisabetta Canalis’ rack is still worthy of stare.

Our congrats to Stacy Keibler. She made it to her first movie premiere with George Clooney.

Lady Gaga’s looking for a better signal.

Kelly Rowland’s breasticles are an excellent judge of talent at the British X-Factor.

Christina Milian as the hostess for the End Of Summer celebration at the Palazzo in Las Vegas.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.12.2011)

Elisabetta Canalis is now tweeting her bikini pics. This has not been her year.

January Jones takes baby Xander on the set of Mad Men. “Hey, are you my daddy? No? How’ bout you? You? You??”

Evangeline Lilly shows Jay Leno some side boob love.

Christina Ricci on the set of Pan Am.

Who wants to see Jodie Marsh’s man-abs?

Go figure, Gwyneth Paltrow sweats just like the rest of us. Say what? That’s organic sweat?

Camille Grammer looks great for a 76-year old.

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Elisabetta Canalis is now dating True Blood actor

According to TMZ, Elisabetta Canalis was spotted having a romantic dinner at STK restaurant in L.A with True Blood actor Mehcad Brooks before jetting off together in his black SUV. Listen, we get it. After dating George Casanova Clooney for two years, what are your choices? Who can take his place and not look like a ridiculous substitute for the man millions are willing to die for? The big black penis of course. Really, Eggs was the ONLY logical choice here. Granted, they’re both jobless at the moment, but at least they can marvel at each other’s abs and well defined triceps. It works.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Be Interested In (09/26/2011)

Lady Gaga attempts to ride a motorcycle with 50 metallic penises on it. All while wearing a tent (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Nicole Scherzinger just disloged Steven Tyler’s dentures with her tongue (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Sarah Jessica Parker’s feet have an uncanny resemblance to beet roots.

The magic of Photoshop: Ke$ha IS NOT A  Tree Trunk

Salma Hayek thinks riding around the airport in a wheelchair just for the heck of it is hilarious. The guy who carries her doesn’t think so.

Elisabetta Canalis is turning into a man. That was a close call George Clooney!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt will not go out anymore unless she’s wrapped in bandages that prevent her butt from exploding on the red carpet.

That piece of news we told you about Lindsay Lohan being the NEW face of a designer’s collection? This proofs how hillarious that sentence was.

Madonna can make her own children cry at the sight of her makeup-less face.

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (9.22.2011)

The new season of Topmodel has started so Tyra’s ass is back to eating skinny supermodel-wannabes.

Rosie O’Donnell must some incredible lesbian charm we don’t about because she can get girlfriends to go with her coffee now. True story, she met this one at Starbuck’s.

Simon Cowell has opted for Botox and fillers. Because his inability to control his facial expressions was bothering him.

If you squint hard enough you can see Amanda Seyfried’s nipples.

Vanessa Hudgens still having sex with that Disney kid. Because she has a thing for extra soft hair-free baby skin. (We’re talking about his face you perverts!!)

Elisabetta Canalis shows us why George Clooney kept her for so long.

Beyonce puts on her disappearing fetus act again.

We get it. Justin Bieber wants Selena Gomez to be his octomom. He posted this.

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Elisabetta Canalis gets ready to Dance

A lot of people are saying a lot of things about this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” cast. From Chaz Bono to Nancy Grace, people seem ready and willing to complain about everything. I don’t have a problem with Chaz strutting his stuff on the dance floor and he’s partnered with one of my absolute favorite dancers, Lacey Schwimmer. I don’t even have a problem with Nancy Grace appearing although I have a problem with her as a human being and a “journalist”. The truth is though, I have a problem with Elisabetta Canalis and Rob Kardashian being on the show for the same reason I had a problem with The Situation and Rob’s sister Kim appearing. I don’t think reality stars or those that are only famous for who they date should have a place on the show. The advantage with Elisabetta’s casting is that we get to see her slinking around the dance floor in all sorts of sexy outfits, so I’m not going to complain about this one too much.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a black bikini

There have been rumors floating around the celebrity gossip world for the last few days regarding the status of the relationship between Elisabetta Canalis and boyfriend George Clooney. Recently, Elisabetta has been taking vacations alone while George has been, well, being George Clooney. So is it true? Is Elisabetta a single woman? I have no idea. George has denied the rumors of a split and who the heck am I to argue with George Clooney? I’m choosing to ignore the rumors and focus on how hot Elisabetta is in these pictures. She seems to be having a pretty good time. She isn’t my favorite famous significant other (that honor goes to Camila Alves) but she definitely isn’t hard on the eyes. I’d say Clooney’s a fool for letting her go (if in fact he did), but I have to assume there will be another gorgeous brunette on his arm before long.

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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini on a Yacht, Doing Things Rich People Do

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, wanting us to think she is still George Clooney’s girlfriend, but we all know that isn’t . Because as we all know, George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper. Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn. True story.

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Elisabetta Canalis Strips Down to her Birthday Suit for PETA

Elisbetta Canalis, probably known better by her other name ‘George Clooney’s smoking hot model girlfriend’, has decided to bless the world (and raise some good will for animal rights and shit like that) by posing “naked” for PETA.Now, we appreciate Ms. Canalis’ efforts on behalf of animals, and we’re sure the pictures will be smoking. But we do think it’s important to manage all your expectations: the pictures (which won’t be out until the fall, by the by) are not going to be some great reveal of the gorgeous body that George Clooney gets to ogle (and then some) every night. For that however you could simply head over to Google Images, since she’s gotten her boobs out many times in the past.
 

Elisabetta Canalis sizzles in black bikini

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I’m not sure if these Elisabetta Canalis bikini pics were clicked in the previous year or they are coming straight out of the oven, but this smoking hot treat is delicious enough to make me forget the transition from 2010 to 2011. She’s got a hot body and I must admit that I have a special corner in my heart for babes who spend half their beach time in adjusting their bikini tops and sneaking a peek into their bottoms. You made my day, Elisabetta! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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White Bikini Moment: Elisabetta Canalis – Part II

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Here’s another scintillating White Bikini Moment from George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. And I’m sure she’s not too far from owning the record of giving us most number of White Bikini Moments because the girl definitely has a heart for white bikinis. She just needs to do it more often. The image size may be smaller but the excitement is big... because it’s Friday! By the way, that guy next to her is not George Clooney. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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George Clooney won’t marry Elisabetta Canalis

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The rumors of George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis’ marriage might be the hottest tea-table gossip of recent times, but don’t expect it to pass the acid test anytime soon. The 48-year-old actor has urged fans to stop speculating about a possible engagement and announced in straight words that he will never marry Canalis.

Contactmusic quotes Clooney as saying to Britain’s Reveal magazine,

I tried marriage and it didn’t work. I have had long relationships with women and they get bored with me working all the time. My fear is that I would make a lousy husband and I don’t want to put myself, or anyone else, through the pain of finding out. If I was my girlfriend, I wouldn’t put up with me for very long!

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