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Jennifer Aniston: Overweight? With bad skin? And frizzy hair!?

Your eyes do not deceive you. Photographer Danny Evans has transformed America’s sweetheart into the homely middle-aged woman she might have been in the absence of an alleged nose job and a reported six figure per year health and beauty regimen.

Evans didn’t stop at Aniston. The New York photographer has worked Photoshop magic on an entire swath of the celebrity crowd, converting everyone from Beyonce to Brad Pitt into ugly regular people. There’s Gwyneth Paltrow with a soccer-mom bob and a leathery wattle. There’s Becks in a sweater vest and Posh in a bad perm. There are the Olsen twins looking, well, every bit as uncomfortable as usual–but CHUBBY!–and, my favorite, Kanye as a short, fat guy in a barfy blue suit, awkwardly clutching Kim Kardashian as if they were posing for high-school prom pics.

Evans doesn’t reveal much about his process. “I don’t like to discuss the technical side of my work,” he tells Co.Design, “but I will say that they are photo composites, and not products of age altering software.” There is sweet justice in taking Photoshop, the very tool that makes celebrities seem so insufferably flawless, and turning it cruelly against them. The point, Evans says, is “to show celebrities in a different light. [It’s] my interpretation of how they might appear if they were never famous.”

 

We are sure most of you all heard the shocking news yesterday. Rodney King died yesterday after drowning in his pool. King’s fiancee, Cynthia Kelley said that she was awakened by the sound of King banging on the window of their home around 5:00 AM on Sunday morning and then she says she heard him fall in the pool.

But is that all there is to the story? Was it all really just an accident? Well, two close friends of Rodney King seem to think that Cynthia isn’t telling the truth. The two friends claim that Cynthia’s story has changed a little bit each time she has told them about the incident. They have suspicions that she is lying about something, so they went to the police and spoke to a detective.

The detective listened to their story and said he would keep in touch with them. It is worth noting that police department has not found any signs of foul play, but they are doing a drowning investigation and an autopsy will be performed soon.

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Spike Lee, you dumbass.  Apparently Spike tweeted what he thought was George Zimmerman’s address,  the man accused of killing Treyvon Martin.  Instead he got the McClain’s,  an elderly couple who have a son named William George Zimmerman (no relation to the shooter) and had to retreat from their home due to death threats.  Spike did later apologize, “I Deeply Apologize To The McClain Family For Retweeting Their Address. It Was A Mistake. Please Leave The McClain’s In Peace.” and some sort of settlement was reached and all is forgiven.  ”He was really kind,” Elaine McClain said. “And when he called us, you could just tell he really felt bad about it. And it was just a slip, and I just know that he really, really has been concerned.”

Kim Kardashian gets flour bombed and her attacker is arrested,  while Zimmerman shoots and kills an unarmed teen and is still free.  TSK, TSK.

We’ve all heard about Lauren Scruggs — the girl who, last December 3rd, took a plane ride to see the Christmas lights from the Texas sky. But, when she exited the plane, she had the unbelievable misfortune to walk right into the airplanes propeller, cutting her hand off in the process.

Her ordeal has been unreal. She, of course, severed her arm in the accident, but that was not all she endured; Lauren also suffered from a broken collarbone, a fractured skull, and brain injuries. And, as if that isn’t horrible enough, she also lost her left eye and had to replace it with a glass eye.

It took her months of recovery to even walk out of the hospital, and now she’s looking for retribution and compensation– which is, honestly, totally understandable.

Though the National Transportation Safety Board did not find fault with the pilot, many air safety investigators believe that he is certainly at fault for not shutting off the engine as he should have.

But, that point is moot, because it’s not the pilot that Scruggs is after — it’s the pilot’s insurance company she wants. Smart girl.

And she’s not willing to take anything less than what she thinks she’s owed — which is more than $200,000, obviously.

Aggressive Insurance Services, the pilot’s insurance company, has offered to pay Lauren the 200k, but she refused. The company agreed to pay that amount because they say she was technically a passenger at the time of the accident, which means she’s entitled to less money.

Lauren, however, sees it a little differently. The complaint read: ‘Ms Scruggs, in contrast, takes the literal and logical view of the term “getting out of” the aircraft, and contends that she was no longer a “passenger” because she had completed her exit from the aircraft prior to the time of the incident and was physically located on the tarmac when the incident happened.’ And, honestly, that’s how anybody else would take it as well, but it will now be up to our good ‘ole judicial system to define the word ‘passenger.’

Nevertheless, though, this girl has went through hell, and she deserves her green.

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Women have been kicked out of the Miss Universe pageant for many reasons in the past… but none quite like this.

Jenna Talackova has been kicked out of Miss Universe Canada, which is owned by Donald Trump, for a reason you never would’ve guessed. The twenty-three year old beauty queen was removed from the competition for being born a male! (And, how crazy is that? She doesn’t look ANYTHING like a male. At least back in the day you could tell, but not anymore…Ah, the surprises life will bring.)

The national director of the Miss Universe pageant in Canada, Dennis Davila, said that the rules clearly state you must be BORN a female — which Talackova was not. Jenna said that she knew she was a girl at aged four and when she turned nineteen she physically became what she knew she’d always been.

‘She feels like a real girl and she is a real girl. She didn’t expect people to question it. She was hoping we could put her back in the competition, but the rules are very clear and there’s no way we can go back on it,’ Davila told TheStar.com.

Miss Universe Canada released the following statement: ‘Jenna Talackova from Vancouver, British Columbia will not compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada competition because she did not meet the requirements to compete despite having stated otherwise on her entry form.We do, however, respect her goals, determination and wish her the best.’

The competition’s decision to remove Jenna has sparked a huge uproar on Twitter; people are demanding to know why she can’t still compete seeing as how she could obviously be a contender for the crown had she not been born with an extra appendage.

Dennis Davila also added his two cents, saying, Just because she can’t compete doesn’t mean we stopped loving her.’

This is one A-lister that demands nothing but the best and would never roll in a regular old trailer when he shoots a film; and Vin Diesel actually allowed cameras to go into his $1.1 million mansion!

HGTV got front and center with Vin’s two story rolling mansion which is now posted up on the set of Chronicles of Riddick: Dead Man Stalking which he is currently shooting.

The massive RV features granite countertops in a full service kitchen, a media lounge, a private office, and even has a special play area for his children located on the second story.

Vin’s pad also has over $70,000 worth of technology in it including 3D TV’s and a round the clock, 360 degree state of the art security system. The 1,100 square foot motor home is a moving palace, but you could expect nothing but the very best ride for this Fast and Furious star.

Vin Diesel’s Mega Motor Home